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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:47, archived)

Is there a monkey man party somewhere?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 7:35, archived)

IN MY PANTS

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 7:52, archived)

g'night :)

bindun?

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:24, archived)

not with that much emphasis on liver ;p

man when this place dies, it dies--dunnit?

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LS18, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:39, archived)

The lack of new threads gives me little excuses to post the stuff I have just scanned

like this Simon & Garfunkel doodle:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:43, archived)

I see the likenesses

Always thought Art looked like an offspring of 3-Stooges' Larry

nice sketch, btw

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LS18, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:45, archived)

/neilyoungonesblog

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:00, archived)

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LS18, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:10, archived)

Hahaha, yes!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:19, archived)

way back when...

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tubaman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 4:26, archived)

Jesus is being a cunt again.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:20, archived)

holy water, that's it

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LS18, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:37, archived)

The teenage son of God.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:38, archived)

THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:41, archived)

down and dirty

Joefish you ninj post deleter

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:55, archived)

[IYFEG] yoga

(Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group)

(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 6:37, archived)

It was gheyshift

It doesn't count.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 10:22, archived)

in space...

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:46, archived)

is accustomed to pelts, I'll wager

nicely! :)

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)

Buzz Owldrin?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:14, archived)

psssst....typo

"I doubt never get used to"

;)

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Shlvng, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)

Maybe his leg had never get used eating pellets?

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:08, archived)

bookish chap

You might think that Toss Anus was a pretty stupid made-up 'funny' name, but try telling that to Paul here.

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(in-knock-you-us, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:05, archived)

Is the 17th century having a joke?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)

PERFECTED

hahaha

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:59, archived)

Is Heidelberg having a joke?

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)

I love Heidelberg :(

Been away too long

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boris the spider, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:14, archived)

You knew this was coming.

Well, probably not.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:40, archived)

hahah you loon

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LS18, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:07, archived)

Apologies for bad shoppage, with it being done in about 5 minutes and all.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:09, archived)

what the... :D

hahaha

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)

Lots of shirt buttons = insecure.

His friend, Peterus Wankshitterus would be no better off.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)

not at all

Toss Anus is an obscure Olympic sport which attracts a disappointingly few athletes these days

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)

He has no neck...sounds great!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)

Bennett time!

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)

This?

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(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:32, archived)

At last he's found somewhere he can fit in.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:46, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)

"She" speaks warmly of you.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)

I need a frying pan

I feel a spang coming on

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)

I'd wear that hat....

Who's the man?

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:50, archived)

No idea, just some random geezer.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)

Haha... well nick his hat for me.... if he's that random no one will miss him..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)

Are you kidding? Look at his gang, rip me ears off as soon as look at me!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)

Haha they'd av tawnya ta bits...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:00, archived)

There'd be snowy-scape for me this time.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:07, archived)

Ouch....!!

Your joke's better than mine and that's not fare..!
But that's just because you're more barny than me...!
and with that it's dinner time..! and good night.. :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:15, archived)

Haha, goodnight.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:24, archived)

this bloke is my new muse

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)

Hovver Man is hovvering!

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)

Thats next stage

for Mr MJ Fox

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)

Who on...?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)

www.nurbilder.com/bild_29779.html

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:44, archived)

Looks

like that little magnetic chap is about to unless some whup ass.

Also click for the next pic

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)

~~magnetic~~ fat and sticky.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)

Throw him at a steel ceiling

thats a proper test, fat and sticky just wont cut it up there =D

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)

Meanwhile, Magneto could just rip molten metal right out of the Earth.

This kid's got a long way to go.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)

Probably shit iron filings though

so he's good for something

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:26, archived)

There's a trick to every trade.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)

I see.

We could have a fat Continental MarkP0rter on our hands here.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)

Nice shoes ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:50, archived)

hovercat is running away as he does not want to be hoverman's hovermeal

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:58, archived)

Birth of a meme

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 8:02, archived)

orchestral manoeuvres in black & white

not learnt about gifs. yet.

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)

i know it's late and the board is slow

but it's generally good form to either space your stuff out a bit or put as replies to you original post.

i hate to come across as an arse, so sorry about that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)

hokey thanks! sorry, been waiting a whole week to post these for this challenge!!

:)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)

no probs

it's quiet in here anyway

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)

nice to see noobs being treated with a light hand

when I first came on here people acted like total shits

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:19, archived)

i've been guilty of that myself

i reckon i'm probably on a fair few ignore lists for my previously intolerant and miserable attitude

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)

just checked my ignore list--you aren't on it ;p

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)

*phew*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)

FUCK YOU

etc...

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 2:04, archived)

quite

i've just been posting utter drivel way down there v v v v v in the audi are having a laugh thread

thankfully, no-one will read it now

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boris the spider, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)

*goes to read*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:55, archived)

Micto!!!

:D:D how the Dickens are you?

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)

good ta!

you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:32, archived)

Fine ta matey!

Good to see your ever watchful eye
on the late shift sir :)

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:35, archived)

i can't get on during the day any more

i have a good job now :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)

That's grand sir !

*chuffed* :)

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)

Easy, tiger.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)

Best sling them into the same thread...

Just a bit of friendly advice

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)

nice thread you got here captain

shame if somfing was to 'appen to it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

*spills wine*

Oh Fuck! :D

Edit: That was very nearly a dead keyboard, you utter swine!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:17, archived)

Hahaha

Okay, I'm off for tonight. Night night.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)

*waves*

G'Night, Mr Cre!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)

gay

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)

luv the girl's enthusiasm! :D

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)

she has no idea what lies beneath! am really wanting to animate this but don't have skilz/gif software (just photoshop elements)

PS & thanks to everyone again for the useful advices :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)

by the way

you seem to be avoiding this "mistake" but in the event you're ever tempted to delete a thread, don't. there may be a "delete" link right there but you're never meant to use it. i think rob or someone was taking the piss, because if you use it you're guaranteed a massive flaming.

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boris the spider, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)

follow-up to this ^

you can easily delete an "image" from a post, via EDIT and removing the code--but people get really irate if you delete the post itself

christ, what are we doing--starting an advice column?

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)

we should gather all this advice together and put a link to it at the top of the page

we could call it the "questions that are often asked" page

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boris the spider, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:42, archived)

and to be really clever, we might call it FAQ

oh.

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)

We could even post a slightly smug automatic response to anyone who doesn't seem like they've read it

I think we're onto something here

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boris the spider, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:14, archived)

Didn't say anything on the other 2 posts

but top stuff and Hello, pull up a stool =)

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)

When you do learn about gifs, don't keep posting the same ones all the time.

Damn.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)

can the same one be posted over and over all at one time?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:46, archived)

not sure what Fearne's so worried about, either

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:02, archived)

welcome to b3ta

you'll never leave
pull up a chair
and shop a kitten,
no. not that one. that's Dave's seat.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)

^ top grooming

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)

Welcome to b3ta, maggenspies.

It's best to keep any further posts within this thread - posting one on top of another is generally frowned upon.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)

i can see him anyhows..

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hello :)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)

me senses the presence of old hippie in our midst :)

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)

maybe hehe... depends on your average age on here.

seem to remember someone did an Awl a while back?!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:05, archived)

could be. average age is hard to tell, but

there are some of us who were "there," if you follow the drift

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)

ties me kangaroo down

and shags a wallaby

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)

fantastic!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:04, archived)

thanks for the replies folks :)

i am in fact in complete awe of b3ta. love it!

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)

don't worry

that'll wear off :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)

hehe... after a few more friendly advices, maybe ;)

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maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)

yeah

the love goes but you're left with the hollow, gnawing addiction and you post pictures less and less and sometimes even post less and less but still you come back as your brain is scraped from your skull by the rusty serrated knife of the internet and slowly your life begins to fail and your friends leave you and you forget to shower and insects start to nest in the tangled ruin of your sweaty hair and cockroaches climb into every warm edifice and nestle beneath the growing belly and still you can't stop

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boris the spider, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)

*ahem*

I'm sure I've already asked you to switch off that webcam. I mean - please!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:29, archived)

sorry :(

sometimes i just can't help myself :(

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boris the spider, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:45, archived)

so it's not just me then

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 6:24, archived)

Hahaha....... welcome aboard ect......

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)

On Her Majesty's Secret Service.

Quite a lot bigger

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)

*loses ability to speak*

time machine, i reckon i'd go back and boff her and Joan Bakewell

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)

She is, along

with Ingrid Bergman, Audrey Hepburn and Louise Brooks - one of the most gorgeous women ever.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)

Jennifer Connelly, Sophie Marceau, Isabelle Adjani and Monica Bellucci.

Also.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)

Sophie Marceau

Oh, dear me lord....
*hyperventilates*
How could I have missed her out?

Edit: and right in my age range, as well...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)

For shame.

*stern face*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)

*is suitably humbled and reprimanded*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)

i think it's safe to say there are a fair few drop-dead gorgeous women sprinkled throughout history

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)

I concur.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)

Nothing but the very truth, thus spaken

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)

also

how are you making these?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:45, archived)

Processing, with this one. B&W is easier.

The Monica Belucci one was a bit of screwing around in Signwave as well, colour, you see.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)

monica belucci one?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)

hang on...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)

Face explosion!

Wonderful stuff, sir

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)

Mr Cre!

A very good evening to you, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)

It is at this point that I would like to state that I have nothing against midgets.

/rather odd ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)

of course not

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)

Look, I'm not an idiot. I'm not falling for that one again.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:08, archived)

but there may be a nice surprise this time

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)

*is an idiot after all*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:24, archived)

god luvya :)

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)

... a very odd /ac

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)

Just so you know and all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)

ooh crikey

edit: have this:

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)

Wow.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)

Goodness!

That's wonderful!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)

ta!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)

Nice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:09, archived)

Aaaah, what a gal!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)

Oh yes...

Yes indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)

Mary Poppings?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)

absolutely beautiful

*cleeks*

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)

Thanks, Mr Cake!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)

that's Ms cake i'll have you know

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)

a lady? on the internet?

*engages pandertron*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)

not a lady...just a woman

and i only succumb to pandatrons

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)

Good Lord, excuse me!

A thousand apologies!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)

i'll accept 999 of them

it's the girle way ;D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)

*files the spare away in the bureau*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)

too late

it's in my jewellery box of held grudges now ;D

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:06, archived)

Darn! Too slow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)

I like my women spiky.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)

...like my coffee

finely ground and in the fridge in a plastic bag ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)

Click a tee doo dar ....... nice..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:41, archived)

meeeh

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:37, archived)

Steine, shirley?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)

pedantry is not my long suit

probably not though, since stein (used in this manner) is an English neologism rather than a German word

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:42, archived)

I have no idea what a neogiloosiwhatsiface is

but your image made chuckle lots :)

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robh, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)

ah, then my work here is done

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)

Okidoki then

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:51, archived)

Sind fuenf, vier, drei, zwei und eins

auch Englische Neologismen?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:30, archived)

no, just stein(s)

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:48, archived)

Alles klar!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)

Flankenstein.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)

is that boris karloff as the doctor?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)

He played Doctor Niemann in "The House of Frankenstein", with Glenn Strange as The Monster.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:01, archived)

cheers

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)

Er...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)

what would happen if they shaved

O.O

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)

Terminal

Unfortunately the beards share the same blood vessels, it's terribly sad really.

(TheHorse, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:24, archived)

BLOODBEARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)

~~shaved~~ wanked each other

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:38, archived)

o.O

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)

STU PICKLES FUCKS BABIES AND I AM NOT A PAEDOPHILE

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)

that is so wrong

and i hope born from a desire to shock. Lol you sick bastard :P

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)

Weave got beards !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:27, archived)

I wanna be the one with the pipe

for some reason

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)

He certainly looks like the one with more character

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)

born with beards eh?

*snickers*

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:40, archived)

They were originally joined at the folicle

Then when they hit puberty they started to grow apart

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)

drat!

thought I'd foiled you

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LS18, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 0:02, archived)

Beards are funny.

*strokes chin and laughs*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)

Oh hai

Long time...
Saw this at work today. Don't know if anyone else sees it...?

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currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)

Are Audi having a laugh?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)

Your theory of a doughnut-shaped universe intrigues me, Homer.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)

that's disturbing

and in the same vein... i did find a magenta cock on my packet of Cadbury Rich Tea biscuits 0.O

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA, THE POPE

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)

Are you having a laugh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)

This is an ACTUAL advert from Audi

I promise you that this has not been tampered with in any way. It's in Fleet News magazine.

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currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)

PODNH

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)

BUT, IS AUDI HAVING A JOKE!?!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)

Just so you know - our apparent disregard is due to the fact that you're not the first, (or even the hundredth), person to post this on the mainboard.

It even generated its own terminology.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)

I see

You were lampooning me.

It was a simnple lampoon.

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currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)

Not lampooning you, personally. We just tend to fall into Audi Mode whenever this picture re-appears.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)

jokes were had

our job here is done

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)

*pats Rory's arse and runs off into the night*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:53, archived)

UR ALL GAI

night

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)

Night.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)

We have ways of dealing with people who post things on here that haven't been tampered with

*fetches whipped cream, gloves, whip, roller skates and stopwatch*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:38, archived)

#is+audi+having+a+laugh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41, archived)

One assumes this will be hitting the b3ta dictionary some time soon?

Hmmm?

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boris the spider, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:21, archived)

I saw it too...

in the June edition of What Car?

(Bad_Dogg, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:22, archived)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)

Olé!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10459798

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)

here we go

.
here we go again

or have I been wooshed here?

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lord bofingham, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:35, archived)

trolls are being trolled while trolling trolls

it's a bit like the buffalo sentence

trolls are being trolled while trolling trolls who are being trolled while trolling trolls who are being trolled

i think i should kill myself

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boris the spider, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:23, archived)

I just googled 'goatse'

Oh dear Lord :/

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Treaclepants Wants the 1970's to come back., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)

No Cats here.... just Chairman MaOWL

Click for bigger (241 kb)
He can see you capitalist pigs!

(TheHorse, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)

Chairman Mao?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)

ginger faced owl fuck

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)

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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)

Goodness

this tickled me far more than it should have

#Have a woo!

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robh, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)

Excellent!

*pats back*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)

tee hees

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:22, archived)

I think I'm posting it anyway.

thanks for the friendly welcome btw.

(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)

Nice job

Film posters are ten a penny on here but very few of them bother to carry the joke through to the smaller text, so woo to that!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)

I want to visit Conion!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)

sorry, it was wiped from the map.

(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)

well done

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)

I like the cut of your jib, rogermexico.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)

oh i don't know why..please don't ask

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)

Get on down!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:03, archived)

It's always sexy time, somewhere in the universe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)

Hahahaha, Zardoz has the moves.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)

but the cosmic owls will catch up in time no doubt

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:08, archived)

love it

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)

Space party!

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:10, archived)

this sort of thing will only encourage

Hudson Bay aircraft splashdowns..if you ask me...which i'm sure you were

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)

Sha, totally.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:17, archived)

These energy efficiant light sabers aren't all they they are cracked up to be.. ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)

HELL YEAH!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:11, archived)

That Pedantichrist really knows how to bust a move

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)

that's an unfortunate groin centrage

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:13, archived)

Greg Allman has aged well

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)

yeehaaaa!!

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:14, archived)

THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF OWL FUCK RIGHT THERE

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)

Yay... go for it Zardoz..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:57, archived)

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