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[challenge entry] may as well slide one in...
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Patrick Stuart?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Mindpiss.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# engage
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!!!
*Click*

:D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# canoe believe those two?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# I oart to give you a right spanging for that.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# straight to hull, eh?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Where's Fatcat in a boat?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# No tears please it's a waste of good suffering
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# he fucking loves pins
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# give it a minute and I'm sure he will
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# funnily enough, i think so, too
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# That's good.
I likey!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Last one from me today... Happy Birthday Donna Air!



PS: Stripy Jumpers FTW! - BEER TIEM!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I have never completed a rubix cube
:(
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# i have
by peeling the stickers off and rearranging them.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# ^ and that's the right way to solve them
*awards points to Ms Monkey*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# No it isn't
*Takes points away*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# *stabs with kerplunk stick*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Cor, that's really nicely done.
that's really nicely done.:D

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Bronzino
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Nicely....
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Pesky Piranha Pedicure Pranksters
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:08, archived)
# piranha!
EDIT: Very good, I chuckled ;)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# the one on the left
would keep them busy for quite a while
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Remarkably calm faces considering their wounds LOL! *Click*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
# haha, grand.
I quite fancy a go in one of the fish pedicure places.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Tout it as a new aid to weight loss
You'll make a million my son.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# For Colonel Boris..
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
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#

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)
# fin.

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:05, archived)
# i'm worried as to how you know aids is blue
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Massive Office LOL
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Good AIDS or bad AIDS?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Oh, I think we both know the answer to that, Milady.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# *puts on green ribbon*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# This one is a no brainer
I FUCKING LOVE THE TRAINS!


Click for bigger (138 kb)

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# seamless
:)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# You could say his opinions of trains were...
eyepopping?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# top shop!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:56, archived)
# i don't
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] R Kelly Pour Homme
Photobucket
vimeo.com/flytipping/rkelly
I made this a couple of years back (hence the well out of date reference!) but figured this might be a good place for another outing - click link for video
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Apology accepted
this board generally for still images, links board for links.

Quickly edit a frame from your vid in here as a picture, and link to the full video and nobody will be any the wiser.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Thanks, now amended
Cheers for the tip.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Groovy. I get to wheel the old wickerman out!

:D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Blimey
My 'L' plate has come off already, must have been the flames.
*Heads on over to the FAQ for some quality afternoon reading*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Granted, a video is a series of images, sometimes with sound
but I'm not sure it will hold up in the "image challenge" thing
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# this jiggafuck is full of all kinds of fuckwank
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Whenever I hear the name "R Kelly" I think he's Liverpudlian
Like R Mam, R Billy and R Next-door Neighbour
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I need the original pic
of the posh man eating the croissant!

thanks
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# You'll find it (and more) on here.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Surely you mean
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Well, I linked to the whole sit if he needed any more. ^^
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# *yawn*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I know, I know...
but it's ingrained in every fibre of my being that whenever someone posts a dumb-assed request for a link like that I give them horses.

I cannot help it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:03, archived)
# okay
but it will cost you
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# this fuckjigga is full to the brim with all kinds of mindwank
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:04, archived)
# a truly wonderful fuckstatement
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# fit for fuck only
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Only if you can tell me who Henry is?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:17, archived)
# This one?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# I'm getting really fed up with her adverts on YouTube !!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:47, archived)
# boy george has really let himself go
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I don't know who she is
but she looks like a bit of a minx
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ^ This.
Although she's probably a bit young for me.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
#
good value tho. tastes just the same as the expensive one.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:06, archived)
# *cries*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# *synchro-wanks*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# :D The last frame is fantastic
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Sums up my first day on the internet.....
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:12, archived)
# It's got a lot bigger since last time!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# he couldn't get a grip on his tiny fat man cock, so
he's actually holding a sink plunger in his chubby mitts which he's working away at his sweaty crotch
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Ooh yeah, baby, keep talking.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# cor!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Big fat chubby :)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# The Human 4-Stroke Engine
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA XD
I f**king hate you :D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# :)
love and hugs
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# hahhaahah
that's far worse than anything I've bastardised
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# This makes me happy every single time
they are so into it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I suddenly understand her fascination over cream...
Was that too much?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# You never ask that
just let her deal with it.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I already have
It's just funny to bring up again and again.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# With apologies.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha! Brilliant! :D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
#

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Hubba Hubba!!!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Three tits... ...awesome
And even twice!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Not sure if want.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# This is getting out of hand

the best state b3ta can be in
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Perfection lies between chaos and order.
We are there right now.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# ;-)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Oh I say
I just clicked back in and there are four fat clones having a hand party.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:38, archived)
# argh
you twunt they are all out of sync, now my brian has melting
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Babby!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# I'm so used to seeing these damned things I didn't spot the Jolson change for ages.
Pfft..
:D

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# ahahaah
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# This is wrong
That skincare wipe pack does not cater to wives named dave!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)
# However,
it does come with coupons for money off pegs.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# But wants to use your toilet
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Johannes Vermeer's "Girl with a M41A Pulse Rifle With Underslung 30mm Grenade Launcher"


Acknowledging that Bela Lugosi's Dad is the maestro at these but I've had a couple of meetings postponed which means that my urgent work is now less urgent and I fancied having a dabble at something a bit more inventive than my usual tripe.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Niiiiice!
Has anyone made an inventory of these?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# BLD has a gallery on Facebook.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Ooh, linky?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I'll let him do that - not sure how public the gallery is and don't want to presume...
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Fairy nuff.
I think we should collections of the best memes and record them to gold CDs and pop them on a satellite. Then the generations that come after the Great Apocalypse™ can ponder them.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Here you go
Barry, is it meant to be the latino chick from Aliens? edit: yes.

Game over man, game over!

www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.501590446086.278799.557101086&l=b6b7b54761&type=1
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# That is awesome.
Nicely!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Basically yes
But I had to grab the body armour from a different character as I couldn't get the right angle with her gear.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Ooh is bloody say!
That's a *clicker*
(Bela would approve, I'm sure)

:)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Would seem to be the case :o)
Ta.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Nicely.....
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Nicely!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Have you ever been mistaken for a Dutch inventor?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Have you?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Actually yes.
Well, not the inventor part, but a strange number of people seem to think I am Dutch.

Something to do with the height and a couple of orange tops that I like to wear. He's tall, he's wearing orange - QED he's Dutch.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I think you should capitalize on that
just don't become an inventor, alright
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# fucking brilliant!
mega click!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# :o)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# I like this.
:D

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ithankee
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Proper arse-kicking mode.
\o/
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Work in progress of today's creativity-drive...
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# That's quite a cigarette holder there.
Must be nearly an eighth in that.

(also: nicely!)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Yay.. love it.... I'v always been a fan of Freddy Murcury.. ;-)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# ^ Pffffffftttttttt.....

You Gayer!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:18, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Fucking fuck yes!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha! I love his goofy rat teeth...
Nosferpoirotu
:D

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# the smug cunt fucking does
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Never knew he had a holiday home in Wales...!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# he had many
but he burnt them all down
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# He'd be a little more low-key than that, I think.

But yes, I don't know why I didn't go with that from the start :p
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha, whaaat?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Meet the Dollies....

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# TOO SOON :(


CHEDGE
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# The little girl has "seen things"....
Bad things....
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# You wasn't there
you don't know
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I was.
I showed them to her.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# "and these are man plums"
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# "Why are they covered in hair and weasel droppings?"
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# That's really quite creepy looking
Like that thing from Doctor Who. The Smiler.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Oh well.
Not like I'm sleeping any time soon anyway.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Huzzah!
Coming soon to a nightmare near you.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Eeeeeks....!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# fuuuuuck
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:03, archived)
#

Toyed around with a half-dozen names for these guys.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# They've kind of screwed themselves over
If Art destroys tech, then that bubble's about to wear out...
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# InAfterCenaris
But the bubble was generated by the tech, and isn't tech itself?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I thought so too
But it still has to be technology surely.
Opinion, Jack?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I dunno where you got the name Eldak from.....
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# I know right? It's a head scratcher.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# From Fucking Brabant, apparently
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I bet that Best, outside Eindhoven, is a magical place!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# it's where the 'special people' come from
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Hmm, there's no clue from the last panel either
it's a puzzle all right.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Why, that's an anagram of... How Interesting...
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# laked?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 5:29, archived)
# awaits fat man wanking
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)
# story of your life...
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# :( I know
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I bet the circle and 6 stripes have blue LEDs behind them
Nothing says technology quite like an over bright blue LED
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:54, archived)
# blue is the future
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Art in panel 3
Love that scowling look.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Like foxy bingo, but with more 'taches and goose-stepping
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# DER FUCK, JA?
Also, regarding the thread ealier:

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I like her Ed "Stewpot" Stewart badge
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# What are the chances of, er ...
of my, er ... my nuenburgs coming up?

Whimper
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Following from a previous discussion Jaime Pressly is a fitty
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Looks like she's had a bit of work done
Nice.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Gotta love androids :D
Nice work!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# :) Ty
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# It's blue and I like it.. :-)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Mmmmm, now where did I put That WD-40?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# ^_^ and has a great usb port
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# A euphemism is born
"takes it up the usb"
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# it is now safe to eject your device
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# She's more mouth than face if you ask me.
Which admittedly you didn't.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Woooooooooooooooo.......................

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# wood
which is also what I now have
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Are those real panties or robot panties?

Nicely done!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Erm robot panties?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# from LAN Summers?
*fetches coat*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# where
Can i buy one?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Japan
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# She's alright
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Ooh-Rah!

Damn!! Where are my manners? More than a lil' nod to Mr Wound for inspiration :)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Game over, man!
Top shop.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n!!
:D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# excellent shop Ninj :)

(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha...
...and ta! :D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# top notch
*click*
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Seems vaguely familiar in concept ;)

EDIT cheers - wasn't fishing there ;o)

The disembodied right forearm is beginning to scare me though!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Hehehe...
...Yeah not happy with that bit, tried to get the sleeve roll right but time was against me ;)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Tricksy...
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Just changed it...
...:D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Am I too late?
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# no, but i am (hopefully not for the bus to hull)
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:52, archived)
# What's horrifying is...
You could have shopped NOTHING.
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
You sod!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Oooof!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I love fucking snatches..
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# also
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Haha..... does he work at (Get a grip bicycle workshop"..!!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# yes
and he endorses george alagiah wanking spanners
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:07, archived)
# I don't blame him... they're the best....!
Is he playing the kinetic motor GP game....!!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Sir! Yes Sir!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Ahhh Mona
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Cheers M'Lud!
:D
(, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)

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