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[challenge entry] They've killed many a child loving grandad :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I dont know why i like this so much
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Pfffff - I heard his favourite band is basement jaxx.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# I bet he irresponsibly discards cigarette butts too
Werther's smoke, there's fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# note to self
must make a spanging gif
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Stay vigilant!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahah spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I think that ordering depends on whether you're human or lapine.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# It's a personal thing, Jack Russells just don't seem to like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# No.
They're just naturally bastards. I've been having this argument for the past few weeks with Mrs V. She claims there are no bad dogs, just bad owners. I agree with this, except for Jack bloody Russells, which by nature are yappy, vicious little shits. They're the canine version of the small bloke in the pub that constantly wants to take out the big guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
#
^^^^ This, very much this.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I've known some good-natured Jacks, but even the best ones are majorly ADHD.
If they don't flip out and go bitey at the sight of another dog, they flip out and want to be it's best mate in the whole world, and hassle it until it wants to twat them one instead.

Although following your analogy I'd have to say that a miniature poodle is the crack-whore in the corner with the razor-blade in her hand screaming 'I know my rights!' at the coppers coming in the door.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ADHD, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Fair enough
I'd go Staffy, Jack, Yorkie, Airedale, Scottie.
The bulls are far more dangerous than a bad-tempered jack. Yorkies are vicious little psychos, airedales are fine if you don't piss them off, but I've never seen a Scottie with the hump...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I think a Staffy's more likely to have your leg off,
but when it comes to taking out a bus with several kilos of semtex, it'll
be a Jack Russell everytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Staffies are soft as shite by nature
unfortunately most are owned by violent thugs who teach their digs to eb violent thugs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
# That may be so,
but I still wouldn't trust a Jack Russel with rucksack.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Oh Jack Russels just piss me off
If you're gonna have a dog, get a DOG.
Not a small yappy thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Agree
Maybe 1% of the Staffies I've met are aggressive and are then always
owned by twats. At least they give you some warning and never go
for you at their full potential.
JRT's seem to give little warning and then would kill your extended
family if present.
Scotties are evil incarnate. I have the scars to prove it.
(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# it's bloody Bedlington round these parts
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# *Googles*
A dog made of pipecleaners, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Haha
aces
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Same goes for elephants
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# "Shenanigans potential" hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# ^^^ this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Fucking superb! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# staffies are great
 
the others are all just a bit dim
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Very good.
Very good indeed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Yorkie+No 1 RED DANGER!
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 18:12, archived)
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(grotpig, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# hehehe
I am so bemused by this fashion of long shirts and short jeans
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ^ This
Surely gang members must need to run at some point. These clothes would see them waddling away from the Feds!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# you are right about that
with pant crotches down at the ankles, their pants fall down when they try to run, and cops catch them easily
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# like Dick Van Dyke dressed as a penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# *Playing that scene in my head lols*
not that it was funny, but if it was those guys in the original post in Mary Poppins, it would be bloody hilarious, add some amusing music and we're away!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:46, archived)
# imagine being brainwashed to the point you think that is attractive pfft
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# that guy in the fornt is Nick Frost undercover
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# bragging about the girth of his willy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# ...and impersonating Ted Rogers doing 3-2-1
but doing one number each
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I'm given to understand it's 'Well Street'
Which confuses me, as I thought that was in Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I think it's so ridiculous, I've stopped wearing trousers altogether
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I'd just like to know why they call each other pieces of writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# It's so rough round my way I have to go home via the supermarket
Why's that Bob?
It's a Safeway
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Are they all playing Cock, Muff, Bumhole?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] If only I knew Hovitos...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# You've been saving these up,
haven't you?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# If only I could read Hovitos, I'd be able to follow health and safety... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Hahaha, well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# The lion will get unicron AIDS
Have we learned nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# lion condoms are available, but they
find every excuse not to wear them
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# I'm trying to work out
what the evil planet robot from Transformers has to do with anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# It's a mystery to us all
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# unicorns have always got the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# it's in their jeans
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Top bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# here's more topper
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# A gentle lover.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# :)
this one is a lapel-pin version. Hinged at the lion's waist, it wiggles as you walk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Those animals are enjoying themselves far too much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Warning: Signs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Oh, very nice :D
*awards several points*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Truth!
*leaves yet another glass of water on the coffee table*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# YES! the bloody plotholes in that thing....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# absolutment!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 6:46, archived)
# Get her!
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Also nice, but try to keep them all in one thread, dude/dudess.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
#
soz,new.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
# don't fret it, Threadrush is much better than threadwatse
welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Easy Tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Lacist!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Unfair!
I love laces. (Best of all the shoe-securing string variants)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Velcroist!
Bucklist!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Ta Da
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
"paul daniels memorial" :D

Have a *click!*, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hurrah!
to be honest, anyone who is scared of driving round this shouldn't be on the road anyway (local paper letter writer's mantra)

by pure chance I have driven round all 4 of the UK's Magic Roundabouts, having lived in both Colchester and Swindon and worked in Hemel Hempstead and High Wycombe. I think this qualifies me for some kind of award
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I've only been around the Hemel one.
I didn;t like it - not because it's confusing - it actually makes sense to me. It's just that know one else knows how to use it, and that's what scares me...

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# yes, there is that
in fact, that's what should be in the Highway Code

23.2 Watch out for daft cunts

edit: I've just remembered that I nearly caused a massive accident on the Colchester roundabout by spinning out of control because of bald tyres!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Daft Cunts are what make driving an interesting challenge...
Like that stupid cow a while a go - shot over a roundabout in front of me at about 60mph, forcing me to slam on my brakes - she hadn't seen me from her 4x4 as she had her head tipped right back as she was draining a large take-away coffee.

Grrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Such things make satnavs a joy to behold.
Take the second exit, then take the third exit, then take the second exit, then take the first exit, then take th... recalculating.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:09, archived)
# thats...
Swindon Town's ground that is isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] So, Star Trek seems popular on here. Am I doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahaha.
And...


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Awwwww!
Bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# hahahah! Got me thinking of the beginning of Spaceballs :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# hahah! Deserving of a good spanging!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Not the compo, but had to get it out of my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Grrrr


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(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# you're not stuck in traffic, you are traffic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
#
you are (a human) traffic(ker).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Solihull Transport, you say?
Okay, I'll give them a call.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Seems to contain dangerous amounts of
'Birmingham'

*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# I quite like driving through the Active Traffic Management bit of the M42
dunno why really
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# pfft

please note: this is not my personal opinion about Belgium
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# :D
Do you think the flag was added before or after someone stepped on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Maybe someone with a flag-dispensing shoe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Perhaps it came out like that,
in which case , that's one well trained dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# I've always wanted to print out little country flags,
glue them onto cocktail sticks and plant them on dog poos on the pavement. But that would involve getting too close to dog poo for my liking.
Edit : from comment above, seems someone had a similar idea...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Close Encounters of The Third Reich..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Top work!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# nicely, and instantly intriguing
I want to see that film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Back to normal posting hours next week...
...honest!

(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# 11:32?
I don't get it?

Also: S P A N G !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# gnargh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I lowered the bucket in the well this is all I've got coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo!
I'll just slip this in
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
If only Amy had read the sign...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# one thing we do know for certain, it wasn't the grass that killed her.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)

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