b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39939 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] Safety in the workplace


Click for bigger (64 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# *checks filename just to be sure*
heh heh! nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheer up love
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# heh heh....spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] sick balls
Photobucket
(ziderapple is peeling a Mars bar, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:03, archived)
# ah!
i first thought the great escape
then gladiator
then i read sick balls, so i guess it's some kind of internet only home made porn
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
#
Internet only home made snuff porn don't you know
(ziderapple is peeling a Mars bar, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:23, archived)
# the best kind of snuff porn
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] i don't think i've quite got the hang of this one yet
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:01, archived)
# I see that last frame still has the ability to put the willies up me.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# this is what makes the whole film
imho
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] 3 frame trilogy


'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Woo.
Though: Needs more: "Noooooo". ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
# ah damn
didnt see that you already mentioned it. but yes, needed more no.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 3:37, archived)
# NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] How To Get Ahead in 3 frames


good morn.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)
# is there something growing out of his shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I'm an expert on tits and peanut butter.
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I fucking love short films!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:18, archived)
# We may have a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
# ^
game over man, game over!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:22, archived)
# needs more fuck though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Shall we move onto a alternative challenge?

"New Cross Breeds" Shop the head of one animal onto the body of another and name it...

Examples: One & two.

It does not have to be a gif, it could be something like HumanDescents Owog.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:46, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:04, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# i seem to have a few of these
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Yes, just like that...
A 'Powl'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# i know you meant kowl really
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Headswaps? What a fabulous idea
Never been done on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:20, archived)
# GEDJOORAZZTOMARZ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:21, archived)
# excellent!
You knew that last frame isn't Arnie, right
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Source Code...
oh boy

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)
# Heh...Ducan Jones acknowledges this..
he's the voice of the Dad on the phone...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# hahaha
I thought that film was a bit shit, nowhere near as good as Moon
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:52, archived)
# I enjoyed it
for an hour

Like Moon too. Sam Rockwell was amazing in that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Don't know that film
but the Dutch wiki says it's a cross between Robocop, Groundhog Day and Murder on the Orient Express. Which really makes me wonder where the robocop comes in when I watch these frames.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# I can sort of see that
It will make sense if you see it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)
# hahahaha
I get it even though never seen it

gonna enjoy scrolling back through these compo entries next week
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Ning Joe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:06, archived)
# nings ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] So I said, "What about..."
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)
# mmm...
breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:49, archived)
# god I could just go one of them right now
..and that breaky too
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# but the beans are touching the eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:08, archived)
# and theres
skanky black pudding aswell
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] GIIIZZZZZZMO!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:17, archived)
# *feeds after midnight*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Hold on, I don't think the films were very clear on when it was safe to feed them again
Because technically, it's always after midnight
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Best bet is to just not feed them ever
They're a rather temporary kind of pet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:03, archived)
# For the sake of my sanity I always assumed in my head that they meant
between midnight and 1am
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Andy crawled through more pixels n'shit than we could possibly imagine...
right scrolly----+







(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Haha, these are pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:07, archived)
# O _ O
How Wide?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:08, archived)
# pfffft
now tell me that didn't feel good
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:17, archived)
# FP this now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Long ways... Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:40, archived)
# ha!
i was thinking of doing back to the future. the shawshank one is brilliant
gets a woo and and a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:11, archived)
# love the shining one
would be funnier if it wasn't over half a meg again you attention seeking nonce :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)
# oh well played
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Excellent...
this compo is full of gold
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:24, archived)
# ohhh, v nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:24, archived)
# haha
That was a particularly smelly turd he dodged at the end there
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:44, archived)
# I was expecting a dog scraping his ass on the floor to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:52, archived)
# This has raised the bar some.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Merry mornin' to ye
Breaking all the rules again I see. Good, good, carry on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)
# mornin' you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Fantastiche :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# I really like this!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Very, very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Ning b3ta...
and happy birthday to todays VAGs: Laura Vandervoort, Billie Piper and Mireille Enos (although she pissed me off in 'The Killing')...
Following that, we have Arthur (Mr Man) Lowe and Sue (look at my cock) Perkins.

.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:58, archived)
# woof!
luckily I'm just about to have a cold shower
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Pffft
I clicked on that Mireille's link to see if I might have seen her in something, and noticed: 'Hey, it's her birthday today! What a coincidence'

Until I realised that this is probably the purpose of your birthday posts.

*goes for another coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... Coffee is the answer....
She was in a TV series called 'The Killing'... It went on for days and my misses would not let me watch anything else while it was on...
To top it all, after getting into it, it ended... That's it, just ended... No answer to my questions, no end to the plot, no conclusion, diddly squat!!!

*also NING mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Good morning WB

I hate it when that happens.

also, I know several people named Van der Voort. They don't have nearly such a tiny belly compared to their mantits though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)
# ^ This is a real shame...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Sue Perkins, Danny Wallace...
never in the same room...
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:20, archived)
# Sue Perkins, Terry Wogan...
same thing...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:23, archived)
# I'm madly in love with Sue Perkins - the only problem being she's a woman
This is shifting my paradigm.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:40, archived)
# That Vandervalk image disturbs me - she is inhumanly shaped
(that's the original image's fault, not yours. It was on a cover of SFX and it creeped me out).

Loving the Piper though... and a very subtle stripy fix for you there, I feel. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Superkins dressed as Felicity kendal
is a thing of beauty

Not that she'd waste her time with me sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Good day for musicians tomorrow
John Coltrane, Ray Charles, Eric Bogle, Ani Di Franco...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:05, archived)
# But none of then do any magic?

Oh, hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:19, archived)
[challenge entry] am i doing it wrong, or is this just a bit of a rubbish compo?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:43, archived)
# it's liable to be a week of ris, spoilers and lack of hummus that's for sure
but people don't have to do stuff for the challenge, they can draw their own funnies remember

P.S. It's so long since I saw predator I can't be sure what your end frame is, is that the nuclear blast?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:47, archived)
# I agree with you...
and I think it is a glow in the dark, love egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:52, archived)
# yeppa!
no, you're right. i struggle with the compo side of b3ta.
A compo was what drew me here in the first instance (films remade with animals) 100% excellent compo entries. Then i stuck around for the random off the wall funnies.
Now there seems to be a couple of days of threadrushing tenous compo pics, peas and well, you get the point.
I don't hate it, for sure, but I dunno, does it detract from the randomness, inspiration and insane bandwagons?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Most compos are great. because they give us a new idea to be creative arround...
Unfortunatly, I am really not sure where this one is going to go?

PS: NING real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:01, archived)
# I understand the reasoning for compos
i dunno, they've just not been doing it for me lately

Ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:09, archived)
# This one will probably go nowhere
and was being beaten by CLUNES but then the God and Master of All stepped up and said he liked this idea and, surprise surprise, suddenly it overtook everything in the poll and that's what we ended with.

The only times I've ever seen Rob comment on which challenge to do, that's the one that gets picked. Fair enough, it is his website.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Pretty sure that last frame
is from Alien vs Predetor.

This compo entry should be disqualified :)
(MightyRob, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:35, archived)
# killjoy!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:13, archived)
# i prefer cantankerous old bastard
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] What I'm basically trying to say is...


(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:22, archived)
# pfffft
although to be fair he did have a ptretty good excuse
www.b3ta.com/board/10540365
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:10, archived)
# SEND IN THE REARS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 6:41, archived)
# Preparing for arse-sult!
It got serious... cheek to cheek fighting... the rearguard couldn't cope, Kowalski cracked under the pressure...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:28, archived)
# most impressive punnage ever
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:35, archived)
# They're gonna
kick some ass, wipe out the bad guys (possibly klingons of course) and make a shitload of money...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Except for Perkins, who was hit by a flamethrower
Got turd-degree burns...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:05, archived)
# have you edited this and added blood n' shit?
sorry, meant to say in the rear with the gear!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Three 'Frame' Movies you say....
Am I doing it right?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 6:34, archived)
[challenge entry] BOOGIE NIGHTS?
(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 6:36, archived)
# YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 6:36, archived)
# I didn't hit her I did naaaaht
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:45, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 6:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:06, archived)
# What's the DEAL with my HEAD?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 6:20, archived)
# *giggles uncontrollably*
*giggles uncontrollably*Needs more unshopped film stills!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 22 Sep 2011, 6:23, archived)
# FUCK
jerry actually has a talent
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 6:42, archived)
# Funniest he's ever been
Really, did anyone find that show of his funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:29, archived)
# *slap bass*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# what happened to his face?
it looks wrong somehow
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:48, archived)
# I NO RITE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:14, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] How you turn my world something something something crotch!
(Virulent, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 5:23, archived)
# the things on sticks held more interest for me
until now that is
(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 5:26, archived)
# Ooh new compo!
Crotchflares
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 5:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The fellowship of the middle earth ramblers association!
(Virulent, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 5:12, archived)
# this deserves a comment
i think it's better than a lot of entries so far
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 7:46, archived)
# Its better than
the actual films
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 4:16, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds