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[challenge entry] Jesus
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Wooage! No bids LOL
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] someone had to...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
#
Well I found it funny :D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# moi aussi
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Salvadore Dalek


no reason
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Surreal
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Da
daaaaaa
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Woo!
Have a Madonna kebab!



(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Nice spurting action :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# ah, rebellious stage eh?
we'll some sense into you yet, sonny boy. back to the crucifix with you until you've calmed down
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# What do fags come in?

Packets!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:33, archived)
# "Ye shall not utter the name of the Lord your God in pain"
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Topical.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Heh heh! All I can say is I hope he put them in the correct bin.
I'd hate to think our government weren't fully on board with recycling.

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# FUCK!
fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# when he said can I 'Can I bring a mate?' to the diplomat
I dont think he was expecting this.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# It's like a shit "Being John Malkovich"
.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha!
People are genuinely debating whether he may be a spy and the bins are dead drops for secrets
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# nicely
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# At least we now know
why they are giving extra money to bring back weekly bin collections.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Romanes Eunt Domus
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] christ on a chopper
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love the billowing.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Thirty Thousand!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# and 1
well done =)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:55, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Hello Boys!


EDIT: Where have you BEEN!!?


(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAARP!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Morning Fran!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Nice to deek yer scone
*shakles Duke back to board*


(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Hah, I knew my tingling prune senses were correct.

'lo Duke!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)
# mine too!
We arrived almost simultaneously!


(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Hello.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# bloody hell
prunes!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] The Son of God doesn't get any tougher than this!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# It doesn't get tougher than this!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# what kind of idiot tries to pass a fish sarnie off as a dessert?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] beat me to it :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Roasty yet compo'd
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Tell me I'm not the only one...
... who heard the words "buttery biscuit base" in their head when they saw this one...
(, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# The Scottish jesus
invented Buckfast in 1896 fyi
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm... WWJD?


Probably.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I'd update your Sat Nav software, if I were you.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Just to you, sweetcheeks...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Oo lawks, Sir!
*blushes, flutters eyelashes, kicks heel*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Siouxsie & The Banshees FTMFW!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
good call. :D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
#
Err... ris, I believe, on this comment?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:20, archived)
# What, 'good call'?
Or possibly this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiTYvcms-Og

Surely amongst the best songs ever committed to vinyl.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
#
Thanks for that. Thought I was missing something...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I like how he picked out all the lands with oil
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# i'd have swiped egypt, too
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I think he only took Romania to corner the market for anti-vampire crosses
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# wise move
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
He DID swipe Egypt... it's the same colour as all the rest...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# He/they did
1967, 6 day war...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] and our pancreases
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Needs more Raoul Moat.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# IN AR HARTZ
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Pasanonic!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# hello
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# this is clearly fake
there isn't an allen key in sight
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Greetings From The Outer Rim

Or, if you prefer.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# I know that's what my outer rim looks like!
woo
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# And once again, Ghosty, you fail to grasp the acronym TMI
;-)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# No opposing acronym thumbs:(
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Nice!
*sets as desktop background*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Fabulous!!
Compo it! If Christ had an orgasm, THAT'S what it would look like

*Click* :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Goodness!
:)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# i choose to see this as an electric octopus.
i like you, electric octopus.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# It likes you, too.
Don't get it excited, though. *bad idea*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# oh, i never get excited around tentacles
unless they're battered and fried, of course
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# *ahem* Fourth starter down... totally delicious
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
# ooooooo, lovely!
there's a place near me that does salt and chilli squid, it's really good. they do proper weight watchers meals too, so my parents sometimes go and treat me to squids :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# ppfffft.... rim
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Scaramanga, see me afterwards.
*makes note* Dentention for Scaramanga, J; 2,500 lines for giggling.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# You've been trying to write your name with sparklers
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Shhhhh! I don't call my tassels that anymore!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# I might get lost in there...better not go in.
*saved*filed*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The guy liked hanging out with hookers and crims...


... where else is he going to go?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# haha
good point
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# absolutely
so where's your picture of Parliament?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Been meaning to find the time to do this all week.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# mmmm
milt
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Strangely the initial ejaculate came from an image on wikipedia!:P
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# "Tuck"?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:35, archived)
# I think you mean
mmmm
milt
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# mmmm
milt

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Mmmm
Skimmed.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# skilled
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# i just whiz right into the bottle
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# now this would result in a confusing cause of death scenario
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:28, archived)
# milt stranglewank
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Sounds like a Dutch football team
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# mmmm
milt

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Necrophilia lolz
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# i can attest to the fact that certain dead birds are delicious
WOO!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# All of the dead birds I have tasted
have been delicious
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# i wonder if parrot tastes like chicken
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Slightly nuttier undertones
with hints of milt
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# mmmm, milt!
daaaaaaamn.... :/
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# The trouble with parrot...
...is that it repeats.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# true, but I can guess that you would get out of it, what you put in to it.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
er, I mean, mmmmm
milt
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Mmmmmm miltisons!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Arf!
Brillogs!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] The Ten Commandoments
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Ningles Elvis \o/
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# brill
:-)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# I want this on a canvas...
got a high res copy atall?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Sadly no
The OFaH source was quite small and I don't have the PSD as I did it about three years ago.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I tried to reproduce it.....
But i'm too crap and it looked VERY seamy!

Think i could get away with it on a 12" canvas,

It's more to annoy my deeply religious mam!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Yeah I had to completely reconstruct the step ladder
They're actually on the first wrung on the source.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brace yerself, Rodney...
(, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I pop this pea here?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] just popping my pea here
fuck yeah!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay for the holy militia!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
Arf, I say!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# JayPeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
\o/ :)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Alreet, young Ninj?
:)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# All the better for seeing you...so to speak.
Your fine self sir? :)
You may have missed 'The Chuck'
v down there v
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I have now :D
Got something for you, btw...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Ooh goody goody, do tell!
:)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# "GET TO THE CHAPEL!", "I'LL BE BACK!"
Oh wait, wrong movies, ah well, great work sir!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Is that Chuck Norris' beard as well?
Arnie, Norris, Jesus: that's your holy trinity, right there.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Jesus Christ, Super Commando
www.evilx.com/jesussoft.html

(It's been coming soon for several years now; I suspect it's an elaborate joke rather than a real work in progress...)
(, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)
# I found this and think it should fuck right off!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Hahaha XD
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha
you will never be forgiven tim1701
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# NOOOOOoooooooooooo
I hope i will, i'd miss the flouncing.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:11, archived)
# I think it's funny that her one thread and the comments takes up half the board
B3ta is made up of 50% haters
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# it's all a distraction to me
some peeps love it though.....each to their own.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I AM NOT A HATER
I'm a random conspiracy theorist. There's a difference!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I know, I've been watching you.
You'd better upgrade your brand of tinfoil.

BUT DON'T UPGRADE TO THE WRONG ONE!! IT MAGNIFIES THE MIND CONTROLL!

And I know it's true, because the homeless guy who sleeps outside the church said that when he worked at NASA there was a roster of US Airforce personel who were on secondment from Zeta Reticuli!! OMG And the MSG is made with natural ingredients made from E Numbers OMG.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# It's some kind of pander fawn episode
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:17, archived)
# it was ever thus
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I know, but I do wonder why some get hated and others get pandered for doing the same thing
I've searched the faq but can't find the rules about when to hate and when to pander
I need to consult Boris to see if it's a random conspiracy
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Arbitrary fawn/hate
followed by hating the fawners or fawning over the haters.

It's like little childern trying to fit in with each other buthaven't worked out who the cool kids are yet.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# doesn't she get both?
she's certainly pleased a few people, like Bourbon Fox and co.
The hate is mainly down to people seeing her paedo art and taking offence.

But for the most part I would say that what you're reading as hate is to most people gentle ribbing based on her being a yiffy/JJ lover. I know I mean no malice, just having a laugh and I think she gets that.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:49, archived)
# *clap clap*
Thanks!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Maybe "google translate" doesn't have a sarcasm filter
I tend not to comment unless it's a funny remark (but my sense of humour is usually not appreciated by other peoples)
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# I'd rather my work caused conversations and a laugh rather than just
getting a "nice" or *click*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Yes.
Yes indeed. :D
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Fuck me, the internet is a very weird place
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!!
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# HOGIS
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Needs more rape
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# there';s some engrish meme gold right here
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:25, archived)

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