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I can't decide:Machine gun sound effect 1 or sound effect 2 or both at the same time?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:16,
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Ha ha ha!
Also, 0_o
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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Hahahaha
beautiful, though your second link is purple
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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I love purple links.
Best of all the links I suspect!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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How about this sound effect?
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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Hahaha
perfect :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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I was waiting for a Granny CDC one:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:11,
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yeah
I was happy to noticed it hadn't been done yet :D ... I was thinking..'Cmon b3ta' !
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g0atchild Is back and has been away since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:27,
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Rise and shine... doctor Freeman
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:11,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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The fuck is "Half-Life"?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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Ah
now I get you
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:46,
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Half Life 3... will you ever see the light of day? :(
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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Here....
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:26,
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Episode 3 first pls k thx by
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:38,
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Actually yeah, this instead!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:41,
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More R&M please!
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Beh3moth The devil's advocaat. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 16:39,
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1.618... ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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I don't like the font
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:02,
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!?!
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1.618... ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!?!WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!?!
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1.618... ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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Too brown
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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It's a bit on the big size
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!?!
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1.618... ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:09,
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Game Over, Man. Game Over!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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Game over, man!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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Are you Bullied at school for being different?
Misunderstood by your classmates? A loner with a persecution complex and delusions of grandeur? Want to show them and the world how big and important you are? Why not get a gun and show them who's boss? You'll be powerful AND famous now! Brought to you by the gun marketing board.
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:53,
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Hey, it worked for me! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:57,
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i liked it so much, i bought the company!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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You are Victor Kiam
AICMFP
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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i've been detected!
*flees*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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*spazzes out*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:21,
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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ARGH!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:32,
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AOL!
(aarghing out loud)
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softporn 70's sink fixer ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:52,
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Why...
...internet dating just never works.
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Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...' ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:45,
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p-p-p-pfft
very good :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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haha
The woman in the Post Office queue smiled She's got all her own teeth, she doesn't have her own teeth ...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:50,
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I've got all her teeth
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:57,
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Yay! It's finally here.
Well done :o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:51,
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Ahahahahahaha!
Very very good and provoking RL LOLS! Have a clicky and one of these: I am loving this compo! Shame inspiration has eluded me as of yet :o(
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:02,
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Might as well post this in case anyone drops by again
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User #86772 ,
Fri 20 Jan 2012, 14:22,
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Quick and dirty *
*So's the old lady
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:19,
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O_o
mmm cheese toastie
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:32,
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i bet her knickers smell like digestives
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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most old women's pants do
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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that's where they store them
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:44,
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it keeps the biscuits dry
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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and crumbly
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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Mr.Stafford........
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:45,
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yes?
Er, I mean, Who?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:52,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:56,
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drat
the man in the joke shop assured me that this glasses/nose/moustache disguise would work
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:21,
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Right. I think I've finally sussed out how this Metab3ta thing works.
So here's a picture of me drawing a picture of HappyToast drawing a picture of Moguragunsou drawing a picture of JollyJack. (with sincere apologies for the depiction of the back of HT's head!!) Am I doing this right?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:05,
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You mean m3ta...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:07,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:09,
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Hahaha!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:48,
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ffffff XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:09,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:09,
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NEVER FORGIVE
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:11,
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THIS IS PR0N!!!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:12,
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*smears with gel*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:14,
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i cannot overstress the importance of using the gel.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:21,
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*implodes*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:11,
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missed one *updates*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:13,
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This is really beginning to do my head in.
Just been clicking on the wrong "file" dropdown to try and save this...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:20,
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...so if I change my username after the screengrab the universe implodes right?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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*looks around*
Nope still h... *phut*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:30,
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it's all gone to fuck now
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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hahahaa
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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Thread of the day!
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:11,
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My pen tablet same yours!
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:15,
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wow, most popular wacom tablet is popular
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:20,
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XD yeah!
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:23,
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Now look what you've done
NEVER FORGIVE MOGGY
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:20,
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Its honor XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:50,
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:22,
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*nose bleeds* o_o
Mustn't... ask... for source...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:25,
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I have no such qualms
Source, Hekim?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:41,
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:43,
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Ohhh, it's Liz Vicious!
I think I've heard of her before.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:46,
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interesting image search with her name :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:48,
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;)
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:48,
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LittleMaria: Yays XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:25,
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you photo send me picture you I make
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:31,
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Nah XD
If You see my photo, You will die 7 day after. *grin*
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:36,
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do you live in a well?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:37,
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Yes yes send now happy make me
x XD x
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:38,
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No no, Your life is important.
LittleMaria: Moggy has kindness!! XD
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:42,
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No you send yes
Through mirror ok look
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:47,
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Mm, it'd definitely put a lot of speculation to rest
as to whether Moggy genuinely is a Japanese girl, or a 40-something truck driver from Twickenham.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:58,
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"If You see my photo, You will die 7 day after."
Leads me towards the latter option
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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As does this
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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LittleMaria: Help! Help! She's fucking batshit, let me out of here!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:58,
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LittleMaria: SHE FEEDS ME PINS AND PILLAGES MY CREVICES EVERY NIGHT! SEND HELP! AAAAARRRRGGGH!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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LittleJollyJack: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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LittleMaria: I never such say.
:3
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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LittleMaria: Don't listen to her! Get me out of here, I'm begging you, please!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:17,
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Blinking "BUMFUCKERY" in morse code...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:22,
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LittleMaria: Go away soon! My fake!!
Dorian: It is dangerous here. LittleMaria: But Its funny XD Dorian: You're never learn... -_-
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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Maria with the puppies hide my in trousers safety
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:32,
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FUUUUUUCK
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:33,
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m3taception
It begins...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:39,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:16,
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That's Woo that is!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:18,
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Actually...
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:24,
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This is great :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:50,
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This is disturbing
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:17,
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OH FUCK
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:42,
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No. 56
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:00,
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Hahaha
Where was he hiding the soap though?:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:04,
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haha!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:27,
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She's had more work done.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:34,
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and yet she still looks so natural
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36,
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she has make-up on thats why!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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*slaps forehead*
of course!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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She has...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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shopped pictures only please
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:44,
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Isn't Anne Robinson dead yet?
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:52,
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Oh about ten years ago.
She's a hard working lass.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:04,
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Hahahaha
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:09,
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haha :)
nice
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:58,
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there! you have a smug cow now!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:32,
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hahaha
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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Hahahaha.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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Missed the Parody Comp...
Ah well... I'll post it anyway.Click for bigger (114 kb)
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iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:24,
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this has a certain "never forgive" vibe to it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:27,
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Debbie McGee: Breeding. Extra stately. Henry Kelly: Pride and integrity. Manly. Bonnie Langford: Tasty. Refined. Groovy. Richard Whiteley: Commanding and a worldly. Dickie Davies: Remarkable and finesse. So good. Chris Quentin: Masterly with distinction. Striking also.  
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36,
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Kerry Katona: Rancid Chav-breeder
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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Iceland outbid Asahi for her services :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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yeah
by 2 cans of stella
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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I read this post in the style of the radio 4 shipping forecast.
Which is a curiously similar sounding thing to the football results in tone. Hmm, science.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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i'd love to hear the news read by a bloke called German Bight
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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just the germanic nature of this condition makes me laugh
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:29,
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By way of explanation ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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I like this.
I like your sig also :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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Yee ha...
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig , ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:16,
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Hahaha
poor lickle bunny...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:42,
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:15,
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Nun of the Above 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:16,
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You stop that right now!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:19,
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HITLER GIRL 2 - THE COMEBACK OF CHANCELLOR BISMARK
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:20,
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Mein Gott. Was für ein Haufen Scheiße
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:20,
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BUTCH AND SUNDANCE: THE EARLY YEARS
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:22,
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oh f-f-f-f-f-...
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:02,
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arf!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:05,
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is that his "i can't believe my luck!" face?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:13,
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It depends on which person you're talking about there
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:15,
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that would be telling
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:17,
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oh Hai! Haven't seen you during my regular time on here
We've all been worried sick about you on the gayshift.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:20,
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apart from slipping ever further into obsession and insanity, i'm fine
soon be back online full-time!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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for me the obsession and insanity are my 'being fine'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26,
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same here
i'm just having trouble getting others to agree
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:30,
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"Jackpot!"
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:20,
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arf!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:24,
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You're not my real dad!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:20,
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...and this is your real mom
..she's the illegitimate spawn of the Widow Limpet and Muddy Mudskipper
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:21,
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FU-WAHHH!...Tuck me in!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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he's the greatest mudskipper of them all
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26,
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I've have actually seen her crawl 'cross the ground wthout scratching her knees
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28,
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and she's clearly got segmented eyes
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:30,
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Snail trails...just like Grandma used to make (but not as messy).
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:31,
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she's a fish, not a shelled creature, you niffynuff!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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Thuff's enuff uff yuff niffynuff!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:02,
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I have been considering breakfast cereals.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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Hahahaha fuck
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:51,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:54,
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I know what you're saying: where could I get these fine new items?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:39,
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Hahaha
One bacon cholts please! EDIT: Although I prefer the rival companies version of the Harmers. Judith's Harmers.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:51,
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Autumnal Bremners also double as a useful life-saving device for inadvertant aardvarks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:52,
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chewtie chewtie chewtie chewtie chewtie yum yum yum
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:52,
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You say they are full of cholt, but I bet you just added malm, hopeless soggy malm.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:55,
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There's a european directive about malm levels in cereal.
Smekkers use only wholegrain cholt, cleft from responsibly managed fissures.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:01,
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but there's still malm!
and where there's malm! there's dependency!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:07,
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I can point to a dozen independent surveys which maintain that malm
in moderation is not dependency-forming. *points to surveys*
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:17,
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And I can point to void based open spaces within large scale metal architectural structs
I will too, nobody can stop me! Because I've been GUZZLING MALM!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:21,
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that's only 11 surveys
*narrows eyes*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:21,
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I have a faxed copy from president of the European Union Sepp Blatter in his own handwriting that says
"It's ok." written with his big marker he uses for crossings out.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:26,
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If European Union President Sepp Blatter is happy
I am happy
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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i bet they use broam to pad it out though.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:12,
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That's a given.
I think they make Broamflakes on the same line, so some always slips in.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:16,
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man that's some tasty cholt
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:57,
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mmm...
bacon cholts, my personal cereal of choice.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:57,
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nice. Do they do them in Lidl, cos they sell these generic ones...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:58,
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I want to see a company successfully market products with negative slogans
"A pitiful way to start the day" "Disappointing treats"
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:00,
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mmm Smekkers Bacon Cholts
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:06,
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fantastic
almost makes me want cereal....almost
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:06,
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Hahahaha!!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:15,
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i'm about to produce reconstituted egg lumps
can you market them?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:18,
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I want
exclusive rights in all territories. Give me that and I'll run a few ideas up the semaphore flagpole and see what runs aground.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:29,
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most of the ideas involve my poor decision making
in regards to fried egg butties for lunch
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36,
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You didn't try to fry them in engine oil
(again) did you?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:42,
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of course not!
but a refined and delicate creature such as me has a very refined digestion
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:48,
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Egg-boke.
Fusion cooking, eh? I can see it flying off the shelves. Count me in.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:15,
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hahaha!
I FEEL SICK! YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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thwart is just not feeling it with you ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:20,
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Excellent!
Bacon Cholts made me Gipp!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:20,
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I want some BACON CHOLTS!
WOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:27,
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or this!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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hahaha class
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:32,
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¡Arriba!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:33,
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:D
This has brightened my day up :D
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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Aw, such gentle bongo playing.
A real lost art.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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dual penis bongo control
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:35,
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Haha - this is a thing of joy!
Did you just animate it? Does such a trinket exist in real life? If so, I WANT ONE!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:36,
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It reminds me of the souvenir shop in the Spongebob movie.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:39,
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:-D
Googly eyes + dried out sea creatures = this
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:41,
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aye aye aye!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:47,
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I hope we have both done good things today
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:48,
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Maybe his legs had just grow?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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prodigy69 is my only friend on b3ta
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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I can be your friend.
For a small fee.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:50,
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ok, I won't charge you much, let's say 30p every nice post you make about me
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:58,
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Also if other people say nice things about me in response to your posts you owe me an extra 30p per response
it's only reasonable
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:59,
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I thought there would be a finders fee for pushing positive comments your way?
I'm going to have to reconsider, this could end up costing me a fortune. I just needed a bit more cash after my paper round fell through, not an accountancy minefield.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:04,
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I understand, many people have given up at this point
I guess I just had more hope in you than the usual, and when I say that I want you to know that I don't enter into agreements like this with idiots. Let's talk when you've had a chance to sleep on this. I won't accept any deal if you feel pressured. Come back to me with a higher fee if you want to negotiate, otherwise accept my current rates and thank me in 2 years.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:09,
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I think gronkpan is great
and for 10p per nice comment I will say this on each post he makes
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:10,
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You undercutting bastard.
This is why the country is in the state it is.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:15,
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I want you to know that I understand how the economy works
If you are paying anything less than 30p per good comment about me then you wouldn't be able to pay a good living wage to your employees. These guys need to be paying me at least AU$1.50 per postive message about me that you can elicit and I don't want you to miss out on your section of the margin. Send me AU$250 for a 1 year membership and your charges will be exponential for every nice comment about me that gets posted as a result of your membership.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:21,
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I'm not allowed to use Autralian money
after those containers were impounded.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:31,
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Mail me your british pounds and I will exchange them myfriend
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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This is starting to sound like a scam.
Where are your credentials Gronkpan?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:43,
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I promise you all of your charges will be explicitly stated at every stage of our transaction
You haven't said that you're on board yet but for the record you owe me AU$19.37 and by local laws I am forced to always round down to the nearest Australian cent. If you get others involved you could potentially owe me upwards of AU$20,000! They will also owe me large sums of money, spread the message!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:08,
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You've sold me on it.
I'm cashing in my egg futures as we speak.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:13,
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I would hire out a team of chinese students to work on a 5p a post commision
4. Profit
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:32,
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Maybe you dont understand economics
You have to pay them at least AU$3.00 per nice comment about me if you are going to incur any real loss.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:40,
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You have to pay me at least 30
that was my lowest rate for smallbrainfield and the only reason I'm offering it to you is because you showed an interest at the right time. I will give you 16 hours to consider 30p per nice comment and if you don't accept then let's just be friends.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:17,
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what are you?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:07,
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YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:10,
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Go!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:53,
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i can't stop watching
or laughing or dancing WOO!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:58,
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Andale andale
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:01,
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what the fuck
*dances*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:15,
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Look at him go!
¡Arriba!, Fugu, ¡Arriba!!!
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xaer0mancer ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:35,
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