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# I'd like a polish job please
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:57, archived)
# Is this extremely subtle, or just an unchanged image?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:03, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:22, archived)
# ^ What it said
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:30, archived)
# He has replaced the buffer on the left, with a fluffy Spang-Pan...

and I think 'Miss Gasoline Station' is my mum!!!!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Nah. See,
I would've gone with "Miss Lube Rack".
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:04, archived)
# This.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:27, archived)
# Where is all the white women at?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:20, archived)
# Posting unaltered images you found on the net is punishable by Ooey-Phooey.
*readies restraints*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:23, archived)
# hardest 'spot the difference' ever.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:33, archived)
# OMG!!!11!!11!!!! you should totally put this on pinterest!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:36, archived)
# How do we know she's Polish?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:39, archived)
# SHE LOOKS FORRIN
*gets pitchfork*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
# Is that P. Diddy on the left?

ps: you cunt™
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:39, archived)
# I see what you did there
*not really
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:40, archived)
# Is this, in fact, a job for which a Polish person might be suitable?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Get in line
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
# YOU EXPECT ME TO READ ALL THIS SHIT, EH!?!?!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# replied to myself
lol
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Wake up, rattlehead
Time to hit the showers
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# then the crack pipe
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Breakfast of champions
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Yes.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Congratulations on being a total fuckpile.
I hope that works out well for you.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# rip
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:21, archived)
# Everything seams to be in order
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:44, archived)
# hahaha
just saw it on breakfast news there, i had a feeling someone would do it
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:48, archived)
# Jeanette Krankie's dead too?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:45, archived)
# Ning b3ta - Pinch, Punch 1st of the month and all that....
Todays VAG CREAMS (with tits) are Catherine Bach, Anna Semenovich (for HairyTwatter) and the tit is Justin Bieber.

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:17, archived)
# and todays manly men are...
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:18, archived)
# I just started a new Ning Gif with Anna Semenovich in it...
but then I saw that HairtyTwatter had already done a Woo version.
* original
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:47, archived)
# still
no complaints here
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:50, archived)
# Phwoar Catherine Bach
still would
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Thank you sir....
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 2:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:47, archived)
# Seams fine to me.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:50, archived)
# Haha! I'm a little slow tonight.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:01, archived)
# Bit of a gunt on that one.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:58, archived)
# I think that this image may be photoshopped
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:19, archived)
# The original unshopped.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:32, archived)
# Too much Zena
in particular around the belly area..
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:46, archived)
# Who knew Xena had a beer belly?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:55, archived)
#
Yeah, I couldn't find a good image of Xena to put on the whale, so I used the next best thing, Rainn Wilson from the American Office.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:59, archived)
# And I'll be regretting that wank about now....
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 6:04, archived)
#
regretting starting
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:17, archived)
# FUUUUCK
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:06, archived)
# the treasure trail & leg hair
make me almost not notice the belly.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:38, archived)
# TGMRH
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 6:56, archived)
# * filenames
'enhanced-buzz-6788-1330565898-34', Oh I get it, Ha ha ha ha ha...
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 6:13, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:30, archived)
# RIP Buford Pusser
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:40, archived)
# Ha! Not walking tall anymore.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:43, archived)
# Crawling low?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:44, archived)
# up to his arse in worms and can't even go fishing
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:47, archived)
# Poor slob has nothing to do anymore. Oh well.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:58, archived)
[challenge entry] she's pushy
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:30, archived)
# I just saw a pig man. A PIG MAN.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:06, archived)
# HALF MAN, HALF PIG, AND HALF MAN
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:11, archived)
# Tell me more about this PIG MAN
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:09, archived)
# aww hell naw!!!
ha ha ha!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:10, archived)
# check your gaz any day now, i will send you my secret cache of unpublished celebrity poos.
i've heard chatter that you are exremely interested
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:10, archived)
# Pedro
the chattering you hear is my teeth
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:12, archived)
# quivering with excitement?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:19, archived)
# these montages don't do justice to the most important sound effect
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:31, archived)
# happy happy happy joy joy joy
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:33, archived)
# I read that on the board somewhere as well.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:47, archived)
# that sure is a hairy picnic table
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:18, archived)
# I'm pretty sure a hotdog is not a proper fucking dinner, they are mostly sawdust and bug parts
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:25, archived)
# aww no pig pubes? :(
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:33, archived)
# Yeah I mean really
She could at least put some coleslaw or sauerkraut on it
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:35, archived)
# that would sting
ummm, i mean, it would be too sour
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:38, archived)
# bam! cock salad
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:38, archived)
# yummy sweet delicious pig twats
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:11, archived)
# salty
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:48, archived)
# i haven't had a sausage in ages
too much pig twat
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:35, archived)
# How much is too much?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:40, archived)
# When you have no room left for the bugs and sawdust.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:44, archived)
# Haute Cuisine
it's all about balance.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 6:05, archived)
# In a word.. ropy.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:19, archived)
# That doesn't look like a healthy dinner
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:34, archived)
# could be worse.....
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:53, archived)
# Uhm
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:22, archived)
# Boy George has let himelf go
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:39, archived)
# wahaha !
actually, he's looking slimmer in this pic
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Oh damnnn!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:15, archived)
# The Atomic Spunk
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:02, archived)
# BOOM
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:39, archived)
# oh fuck
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:28, archived)
# nicely!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# you started it
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:06, archived)
# this GIF is about sharing
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:12, archived)
# it's about dumb blondes who forget to remove the wrapper
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:59, archived)
# Something is very wrong with this picture.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:34, archived)
# Hahahah fucking hell
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:43, archived)
# Sonic the Meth Hog
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:47, archived)
# unexpected face
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:24, archived)
# A Giant appear.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:25, archived)
# OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MAIRZY DOATZ AN' DOZY DOATZ AN' LIDDLE LAMBZY DIVEY;
A KIDDLEY DIVEY TOO, WOULDN'T YOU?!
 
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:54, archived)
# Fucking hell, now I have the theme tune stuck in my head.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:42, archived)
# back when Lara Flynn-Boyle was cute
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:54, archived)
# Time and tide.
Also: fucking shitty face lifts
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:04, archived)
# I was more interested in Sherilyn Fenn and Madchen Amick though
 
looking back the "Women of Twin Peaks" promotional stuff is quaintly sexist
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:50, archived)
# incidentally, Boxing Helena is a terrible, terrible movie.
 
if you need some Julian Sands in the buff I recommend Tale of a Vampire instead (there is one bit where he eats a cat but it is off-screen)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 4:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 5:00, archived)
# going limp now
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:45, archived)
# well, that just makes me want pie
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:50, archived)
# i just watched this episode for the first time last week
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:55, archived)
# I can forgive the massive slump in the second season, because the last couple of episodes are dyn-o-mite.
 
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:57, archived)
# waiiiiiiiit.. FIRST TIME?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:58, archived)
# yup. just started watching Twin Peaks a few weeks ago on NetFlix
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:03, archived)
# well I'll shut the fuck up then
 
though, even knowing what's going to happen won't really spoil the good bits.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:06, archived)
# i'm finding the continuity to be overly contrived anyway.
i'm kind of losing interest being on episode 4 of season 2.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:09, archived)
# yeah it spirals down into terrible turgid shite with all the Lucy/Andy/Dick nonsense
but it is worth persevering for the magnificent ending (Lynch returning to direct).
 
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:20, archived)
# hmmm.. i've never seen it
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:25, archived)
# IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:10, archived)
# what? what? whaaaaaaaaaaat???
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:11, archived)
# two by fours, four by twos
two by fours, four by twos
 
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:21, archived)
# this reminds me of the times i experimented with lsd
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:24, archived)
# i think you cheated

this shit is real, real

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:26, archived)
# no, our barbeque really has massive eyes
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:32, archived)
# o__o
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:48, archived)
# (o )..( o)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:51, archived)
# Fa____ce
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:53, archived)
# egbdf
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:56, archived)
# u__u
*Oh...BTW...mofaha said he really enjoys your celebrity poo series, and he would like you to send the entire series via gaz to him ASAP.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:57, archived)
# really?!!!
SWEEEET!!!!
*gets right on that*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:05, archived)
# also also also, i have a bunch of yet unmodified 'squat shots'
You think big Rob will let us make a b3ta poo kit (incase people want to make their own celebrity poo pics)???
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:07, archived)
# You should pitch it to him...o/ 'o
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:17, archived)
# Ohhhhhhh fuck
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:11, archived)
# hard to beleave, eh?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:18, archived)
# oh ha ha *lurks with disgust*
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] quick, dirty and nerdy
Personally I always thought it was obscene
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:29, archived)
# You thought Neelix had a fanny nose?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:53, archived)
# I thought he was an irritating sack of shit who should've got space-ebola by the second episode
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:56, archived)
# straight to video but nonetheless an interesting proposition:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dahmer_Vs._Gacy

Ethan Phillips appears as X-13, the SUPER KILLER
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 2:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I say...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# I've spent your cash, the market's crashed, we're selling off the nation!


Click for bigger (272 kb)


I spent too long trying to think of a "free at the point of delivery" angle that the compo has closed without me.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:42, archived)
# The header alone deserves a round of applause :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 7:19, archived)
# Is he in the maternity ward?
"Stand and Deliver"
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:07, archived)
# boom! have it..
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Yar!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Haha! Nice :D
Simple yet affective
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I felt dirty making this
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Good work, Mr Vee
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# as a former ten year old trainspotter ...a hearty yes!
some good twists and turns in this compo already
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:08, archived)
# * runs around the room shouting...
"It's a twister it's a twister!"
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:13, archived)
# Did you go equipped with a weak lemon drink?
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# egg butties as well
made by me mum :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:24, archived)
# I AM THE KING OF HOBBIES
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# In a flask.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# same here
I remember the days of sneaking around Old Oak Common TMD as a kid

*shudders at memory*
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# I just used to hang around public parks
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
# The first frame works for the compo. Sort of. The second, not so.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
#
Tis true :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# lols
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# haha good one :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# genuine snort.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:59, archived)
# nice one
:~)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# lols
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] not exactly a film....


but a few forums i use censor the place....
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha.... I laughed far to much at this.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# muchly!
i suspect you'll be seeing that woman's face a fair bit this week....
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# It's one of those things that once realised, can't be unseen
Like the turd in Saturday
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:56, archived)
# arf 'nother good one :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:02, archived)
# 'Shorpe' means 'Cunt' in Icelandic.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# ban this sick filth
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# fair enough!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Quick thinking!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# :D a vicious circle.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Well this didn't work very well...
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# well...
you can always have the twat in Lightwater in surrey (down the road from my home town), or the Penis in Penistone (down the road from where i live now!)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# I have mates from Penistone
I remember one of them searching the name during the earlyish days of the internet and being amused to find an American website on funny place names that mentioned "...the people of Penistone seem utterly unaware of the hilarity of their proximity to a village called Wombwell".

Also, another mate claims - possibly untruthfully - that the funniest day of his childhood was when the T fell off the sign at Penistone Cinema.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# According to legend
When Brian Laws - former Scunthorpe manager - left to manage Wednesday someone painted over one of the "Welcome to Scunthorpe' signs so it read 'Welcome to S thorpe' and wrote underneath "the cunt's gone to Sheffield".

/soccerball
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# bosh!
nicely done. Laws was a bit of cunt mind. in the history of cunty wednesday managers, much less cunty than Pleat, but more than megson, who is but a prick. :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)
# Megson was sacked an hour ago :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:30, archived)
# haha! talk about ingrattitude!
hopefully they'll get that repulsive chubby faced wanker from the Franchise next - that should fuck both clubs up.

as an AFC Wimbledon fan, i want Wednesday to stay in league 1 until the we get a shot at going up (which could be a long old time) :D
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# As a Sheffield United fan
That sounds good to me!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# everyone's a winner!
looking like port vale will go into admin, making it marginally easier for us to get away from the bottom of the table. football is a disgrace these days.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# I have often seen the sign for Scunthorpe
Where the S has been been painted out, but your story is much funnier.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# CUNT?
I don't geddit
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# late, i know, but
what
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:40, archived)
# ha ha!
I may have to "borrow" the shocked woman in the middle.
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 9:21, archived)
# S CUNT horpe
Twinned with CLAM art? Somebody was having a larf!
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Hipster Goose
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha lovely stuff as per :)
woo
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# ace
just needs some plinky twee music, and maybe an apple product
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# crikey!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:11, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Relevant to my interests
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
#
GmOOSE!
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
# HONK :))
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)
# Hehe
I could stare at this for ages
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# haha YES
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:01, archived)
# that is quality :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 0:08, archived)
# good one
nose to the air and everything
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 1:02, archived)
# that's because he's fabulous
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 3:39, archived)
# Meh...
I liked him before he was famous - he's sold out and gone mainstream since he appeared on b3ta.

I'm a fan of another goose now, but you probably wouldn't have heard of him...
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# I agree
He was much more down to earth
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)

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