i never saw the whole movie, i was going to this weekend. YOUVE RUINED IT FOR ME
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:59,
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...and Bruce Willis was dead the whole time? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:07,
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you could still watch sleepless in seattle
inexpressible started a joke on,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:08,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Bowdlerisation"){kind=small}
Just imagine...
Edit: Thanks everyone for the nice comments.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:25,
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Hahahaha! Brilliant.:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:32,
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great stuff mme heau!
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 13:46,
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I want to see an entire thread of CDH! :D
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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NSFW, Ninj - link pls.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:24,
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Wait, that wasn't there a minute ago
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:31,
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That's what she said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:33,
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Hairy Whitemouse?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:54,
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Haha :)Now can you make me a barrel to slip over my ears so I don't have to listen to the thing??
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:14,
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hahathis makes it instantly 100% better
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:16,
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John fucking Lennon.Somebody shoot him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:18,
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my gf's mum told me about John Lennon being shotlast year - she heard it on the news
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:21,
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Ironically during the reign of Mary Whitehouse and Resse-moggs etc.they didn't find Love thy Neighbour, Till Death Do Us Part, The one where Spike Milligan plays an Irish Asian and such to be at all offensive.
Not a go at you Ninj you lovely man, but a social comment about censorship and racism/sexism of the 70s ;)
(Not a go at you Ninj you lovely man, but a social comment about censorship and racism/sexism of the 70s ;)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:36,
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Not true I'm afraid.She complained specifically about TDDUP.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:10,
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It's political correctness gone mad.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:42,
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Whilst I'm peeing all over your thread...
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:50,
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too brownand i dont like the font
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:50,
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Fontist!Yes, When I first posted them I got a beating for the choice of font,
Since then my fonts have really increased tremendously and also switching the bold off helped a lot!
(Since then my fonts have really increased tremendously and also switching the bold off helped a lot!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:52,
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I remember :-)I was one of the beaters!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:07,
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Frost/Nixon - The Mary Whitehouse/ b3ta cut(
Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāįµ„y wāādāįµ£,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:54,
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Wikipedia: Episode 30, "April Fools", was deemed too offensive... and has never been released.Blimey, what would have to be in that episode for it to be *too* offensive..?
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:24,
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ICE CREAM MOTHER FUDGER!!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:18,
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Upside down electricity pylon is upside down.Nom nom nom.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:19,
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*narrows eyes* HmmmmI always suspected BANSKY was Scottish....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:19,
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I understand he's a posh boyand that his identity was revealed online by a disgruntled ex-mate a few years ago.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:23,
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They'll have to wash their hands afterwards...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:25,
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Not that I ever go there...
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:06,
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Hahaha! Very, very good. very good.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:08,
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Thank you :)Optimisation made the red text go a bit fuzzy sadly... ooh you shoulda seen the original bmp, it was lovely and clear... shame it was 960k...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:16,
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ha ha haThing is tho... I dimly seem to recal that there was loads more boobs (and even the odd lady garden) on telly in the 70s than there is now.
I may be false memorying here, but I'm sure I'm right.
(I may be false memorying here, but I'm sure I'm right.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:16,
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Ah, Pamela Stephenson...www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCFS-bqh_gs - may actually be NSFW for boobage
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:21,
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...Oh pamela...Excuse me just nipping out for 10 minutes
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:51,
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hahahaha"he'll never sell any icecream going that speed"
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:24,
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Click for miscellaneous :)
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:50,
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Ooof! That smarts.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:52,
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Aha, took me too longI am pleasantly ashamed :)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:06,
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that plant reminds me of some kids game show from the 80'scan't remember the name of it for the life of me...kinda set in space, some vortex thingy :)
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:20,
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The Adventure Game?(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:25,
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YES!! :)you win 50 b3ta points
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:32,
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Pow!Is there a little booth with a haggard old lady where I can redeem them for a pack of cards or something?
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:37,
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yup...take a left just past complaints :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:44,
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Does anyone remember The Movie Game, with Philip Schofield?Everyone I speak to about it thinks I'm making it up :(
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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yea it had a board walk style end game (I think) :)
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:43,
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Yup. T'was the Adventure Game... What a gnarly old time we used to have watching that crazy old pile of nads. It were brill!
(,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:56,
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PfftIf anything, this is *more* sinister...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:44,
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haha it's his steely gaze :)little frank doesn't seem fussed, he's too busy watching the film
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:48,
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Jeepers! That's still really creepy.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:47,
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Well I'll munch a bunch o' crunchy carrots! So it is...:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:56,
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Lovely lighting.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:07,
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haha I was going to stick him into a smashing blouse :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:42,
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Nicely done, woo!"I told you she was soft on full-frontal nudity"
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:43,
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Hahaha! Anyone know if mankinis were around before Borat? Or did Sascha Baron Cohen invent them?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:51,
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Help us choose the new Question of the WeekLike a duck in the night, we return with yet another vote for a new QOTW. Choose between
- First World Problems: "And then the air conditioning packed up, it was the worst luxury cruise EVER". In a world of genuine serious shit, tell us about lack of perspective
- De-Friended: Subby says - A couple of years ago I received a message via Facebook from a 'friend' calmly explaining that she was sorry, but she HAD to 'de-friend' me because I was appearing at the top of her 'Bejewelled Blitz' leader board most weeks and she wanted to be at the top herself. What excuses have you used or been told when breaking up a friendship online or in real life?
- Worst Job Ever: We've probably done this before, but it never hurts to have a sequel. Have you ever had a job pulling lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arse? Or worse?
- Weird Shit you made as a child: My brother and I once spent months and a small fortune making top-of-the-range 1:24 Airfix model aircraft in exquisite detail. Then, on a whim, we filled them with bangers and weed killer and blew them up. Tell us about strange childhood projects
- Caught on Camera: Tell us your stories of cameras, video film, phone cameras, movies etc. you have made or starred in. Extra points for the evidence.
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
(- First World Problems: "And then the air conditioning packed up, it was the worst luxury cruise EVER". In a world of genuine serious shit, tell us about lack of perspective
- De-Friended: Subby says - A couple of years ago I received a message via Facebook from a 'friend' calmly explaining that she was sorry, but she HAD to 'de-friend' me because I was appearing at the top of her 'Bejewelled Blitz' leader board most weeks and she wanted to be at the top herself. What excuses have you used or been told when breaking up a friendship online or in real life?
- Worst Job Ever: We've probably done this before, but it never hurts to have a sequel. Have you ever had a job pulling lobsters out of Jayne Mansfield's arse? Or worse?
- Weird Shit you made as a child: My brother and I once spent months and a small fortune making top-of-the-range 1:24 Airfix model aircraft in exquisite detail. Then, on a whim, we filled them with bangers and weed killer and blew them up. Tell us about strange childhood projects
- Caught on Camera: Tell us your stories of cameras, video film, phone cameras, movies etc. you have made or starred in. Extra points for the evidence.
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:24,
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*Subby*? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:28,
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aha, *old and unwise right here* The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:59,
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On the subject of first world problems, I think this has to be the absolute winner:(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:28,
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Oh FFS. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:31,
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My favourite quote from that article:"I didn't make it a gender issue; the coverage and comments did."
Then just one sentence later:
"The thing is though, I personally find terms like "babe" coming from men to be overfamiliar, sexist and patronising."
(Then just one sentence later:
"The thing is though, I personally find terms like "babe" coming from men to be overfamiliar, sexist and patronising."
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:33,
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Aaaarrgh!Jo, would you pass me the salt please?
"Don't patronise me you sexist bastard!"
("Don't patronise me you sexist bastard!"
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:37,
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Hahaha what's that from? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:45,
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The Railway Children.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:58,
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Hahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:19,
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Oh Maiden! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:31,
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I like the line'The thing I find weird is that I don't really think this is news.'
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:32,
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"But I'm not going to turn down the chance to write it up in an article for a national newspaper, obviously"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:34,
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It's refreshingly honest.and now the bus drivers call her 'bitch' to make amends.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:36,
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Arf! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:38,
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This is golden. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:39,
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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:05,
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Men! We don't know what we did....(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:31,
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Sexy tiem!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:33,
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looks like a well practised manoeuvre Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:42,
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she could at least have waited until the Toilet Paper aisle The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:00,
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I thought she was going to hop up on to the freezer section and "defrost some peas". Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:04,
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The 7-Eleven on Kennington Lane?It's very convenient.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:10,
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I voted for Worst Job Everas I have no interest in /talk and strongly feel that you should ask them and not /board.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:13,
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A thick wool... a thick wool... I must think of a thick wool... 
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:56,
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haha good work!*Gets to work on HeckRaiser* - damn why do I always think out aloud! ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:09,
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dang!
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:09,
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That sock look familiar?(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:16,
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must be his twin brother prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:43,
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*fears**darns*
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:29,
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Fucksocks.I was doing the same sauce pic only with pance. Oh well nevermind*.
Your's works better. *click*
*see what I did there?
(Your's works better. *click*
*see what I did there?
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:54,
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Hahaha! Nicely done Ninjarella.How's you...?
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:58,
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Cheers Moleypoo:D Me good ta, just gone on my tippy toes
and I can JUST see the weekend :)
How's you?
(and I can JUST see the weekend :)
How's you?
Ninj,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:19,
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Yay! I can see it too!I'm super smashing marvellous thanks.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:22,
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Didn't something like this actually happen?Didn't his winky get airbrushed, or was it just projected speculation?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:59,
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Yeah, Wal-Mart or similar insisted on putting a sticker over itor something like that
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:05,
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Facebook famously censored then uncensored it againAnd from here: music.yahoo.com/blogs/amplifier/5-things-you-didnt-know-about-nirvanas-nevermind.html
"As for the controversial decision to include the baby's penis on the cover, Cobain would only allow it to be censored on one condition: A sticker was placed on the cover that read "If you're offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile." Thankfully, the art was left unedited, and Nevermind went on to become one of the most iconic album covers ever."
("As for the controversial decision to include the baby's penis on the cover, Cobain would only allow it to be censored on one condition: A sticker was placed on the cover that read "If you're offended by this, you must be a closet pedophile." Thankfully, the art was left unedited, and Nevermind went on to become one of the most iconic album covers ever."
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:06,
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"If you're offended by this,you must be a closet nappyphile." clicky!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:27,
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fucking hell, that baby is 20 years old now h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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unless...it drowned during filming...
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:20,
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Looks like he's missed the last train...
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:33,
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I learned the other day that that was the train to the camp troops were sent to Vietnam from.I thought it was just a nice, fun song, the sinister bastards.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:36,
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^this Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:03,
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Haha. Thank god there is no such thing.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:13,
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AhahahaThis is where we get the phrase DVD from. It's true, some kid on the bus told me.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:24,
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kid on a bus ya say?well now i don't know WHAT to believe...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:54,
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hahahahaFamily Guy lols
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 11:23,
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He must be such a massively repressed gayer
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:22,
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YOUR PUBE COUNT IS IN ERROR
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 9:21,
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..
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:40,
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He's using the new iMonolith
(
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 8:53,
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Yep.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 10:05,
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discreet, yet dirtylovely
( revmoola was thinking about a software problem,
Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:59,
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