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[challenge entry] Q&D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
# has he done anything good since Henry's Dream?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:15, archived)
# yes
yes he has
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:18, archived)
# tell me more
 
wait, Murder Ballads was pretty sweet, but the gospel stuff I cannot abide, they're even using his songs in ads now
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:19, archived)
# case in point
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovaGrcOEI-M

the duet parts are lovely but his solo verses do not stack up
though to be fair, next to Cash, anybody is going to sound pale
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:24, archived)
# all opinion of course
but for me Murder Ballads, Boatmans Call, Lyre of Orpheus and Dig Lazarus all stand up
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# so we agree on Let Love In : )
 
still fucking love me some Birthday Party
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:53, archived)
# indeedy!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# release the bats
bite bite
bite bite


wonderful stuff
.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Let Love In was great.
All his stuff is great. YOU'RE WRONG, DAMN YOU.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# If you like his stuff
and you've not read any of his books "And the Ass Saw the Angel" comes highly recommended.

Just bought "The Death of Bunny Munro" too, but it's still in the 'to be read' pile.
.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)
# Be warned
Bunny is no Ass, far from it
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
# OK
I'm warned, ta
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# don't get me wrong
I enjoyed Bunny, but Ass is one of my favourite books of all time Bunny isn't
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Yeah
I'd put Ass in that category too
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:47, archived)
# The age-old Bunny/Ass debate
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:57, archived)
# I'm still
a bunny virgin, me
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:09, archived)
# but not an ass virgin
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:14, archived)
# Indeed
in fact I love ass
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one for tonight...
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)
# And the silliness snowballs :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:09, archived)
# haha, but how does it smell?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] There, there Bruce
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Soft shite!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:07, archived)
[challenge entry] "Look what happens when find a stranger in the alps!"


"Is this the nihilist?" "No, Donny, this man's a Nazi..."

I spent ages Googling a decent image of William Tell until the website with the Sound of Music image revealed that those are Austrian alps...

Also: How do you solve a problem like Maria? The clone brush.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Awww
Cuddly Hitler
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:24, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffft
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Is this your holocaust, Larry?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:10, archived)
# This made me laugh :) click
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I FUCKIN' LOVE BIG CUTLERY!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# HEEEEERE'S MINESTRONE!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:01, archived)
# All wok and no play makes Jack a dull boy
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Always time for play
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:30, archived)
#
Here's to five miserable months
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic - especially the mouth reversal!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:59, archived)
# She loves it!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] E.T. TU, SPIELBERG...?


Click for bigger (87 kb)

Wait a sec, I didn't actually have to do anything because Spielberg has already bowdlerised his own fucking film, the cunt...
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# but he has since said that he was a twat for fucking around with the originals.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Has he?
Good for him then, he's clearly a man of integrity. Unlike a certain fat-necked bearded twat, I'm not mentioning his name or any films he's made, you probably know who I mean...
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:09, archived)
#
only because he had to pull some favors to keep the PG rating on the re-release versus the PG-13 that it almost received. They would have left it alone but the changes he made warranted a reevaluation.
(, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 3:17, archived)
#
I remind Southpark. :D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I'm a little late.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Threadrush!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Is there a cream for that?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Caneadrasten
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Reminds me of
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# from tipperary?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# From Donaldson's Dairy
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I've been to a Boltanski expo last weekend
and I finally got your username
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
# whereabouts?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] fake
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Ah, Meg.
How I loved thee.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I was always after saving Ryan's privates :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:32, archived)
# "Did you hear something, dear?"
"No..."
"Oh, must be just me, then."
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# I'll have anything, as long as it's not what she's having.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:57, archived)
# one bucket of shit and wank coming right up
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Right...

...straight to bed after your tea!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# How I Could Just Grill A Ham.
Monkey Radio.
Filling In The Name Of.
Nerf Dart In The Head.
Maggie's Petting Zoo.
Year Of The Frisbee.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] now that's suitable for Country Life magazine too
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)
# I'm now imagining Kate Bush in her tight pink leotard...
to be fair, I was imagining that before I saw your picture...
Additionally: woo!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Good clean family comedy
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
# "THE LAST LAUGH YOU'LL EVER HAVE"
edit:

or better still "YOU'VE ALREADY HAD YOUR LAST LAUGH"
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
# The people he tickles get up and tickle!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha christ
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Sorry Larue................................................................o.k., I'm not sorry... :P
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:28, archived)
# Loving the Kiss shinpads!
Corks, the board's moving at a blistering pace today
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Indeed, I think we've got a pretty good compo on our hands here. :D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Pipe down you two...I'm trying to sleep over here!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Ah, piss on Eddie Shaw!
Old time hockey ftw!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Inspired by Prodigy69's suggestion: "Frank Sinatra: Alien Hunter"
(No, it's not Frank. He had a really boring face.)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:12, archived)
# It's massive jaw man
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# He uses it to fight aliens.
and communists.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
# He's the only guy with enough money to afford a diamond encrusted jaw bone transplant in the wacky 50s.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)
# and communist aliens
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Nice =]
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Alien tits
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Oooh!
Notfrank is in for a big surprise.

Love that greytone look - reminds me of some of Matt "D'Israeli" Brooker's colourways.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Leviathan :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Indeed. Loved that.
Also, did you see "SVK" - the thing he did with Warren Ellis last year? That was quite special.

berglondon.com/products/svk/
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Missed that one.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Really good.
FWIW, I just went and had a read round D'Israeli's blog, and there's a nice step through of how he worked when creating Leviathan. Pointed out for interest's sake, should anyone wonder of what we speak.

homepage.ntlworld.com/lynnfo/levdemo/index.html

It's like a DVD Easter Egg. :-)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Aw, where's the secret bonus image of Sinatra shagging the empty, twitching shell of that lady that the alien was using?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# as long as it's only alien in the bits that don't matter, eh
:D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:28, archived)
# XD Nice work!!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:34, archived)
# .........................i like cookies.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:36, archived)
# LittleMaria: I glad ^^
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:39, archived)
# BLAAARRGGGHHH
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
# ^_^ KEKEKE!

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha 'countdown' ahaha
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# can I have a cookie too?
I'm just a little discomeat but I like cookies aswell
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# LittleMaria: Okay, I give you ^^
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)
# \^.^/
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Reminds me of Barry McKenzie
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody Mary Whitehouse...got "Round the Bend" taken off of CITV...mumble mumble
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)
# cunts, mongs etc, I've been Frankie Boyle, thank you and good night.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)
# Did she??? *angers*
Ah, never mind, they're all here
www.tonyhusband.co.uk/rtbvideowall.html
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:49, archived)
# You have no idea how happy that link has made me!
Stick that up your poo-pipe Whitehouse!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Adventures in stain-removal
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] And while I'm at it :
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)
# How lovely
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# ooh saucy
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:09, archived)
# haha :o)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:32, archived)
# smartarse
*click
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Oh yeah!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Quill Bill?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:48, archived)
# is / it confusion.
& of course, woo!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:50, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# this could actually be a pretty good film
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# kitten/piss
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# simple
to the point

THAT'S PISS!

Available now! At your nearest outlet!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)
# HONKA HONKA
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] !
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST! AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# FENTON?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Oh Jesus christ!

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# For Fenton
*raises glass*
:)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# hahaha
wrong end?
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
# follow me
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# That is the single most scary thing I have ever seen!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I would endorse sewing up this unfunny cunt
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# thirded
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Crazy Frog!
Nice one Ninj
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Congrats on the FP mate :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:11, archived)
# nicely done
a great alternative to gastric bands saving the nhs millions
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Thank you
Good sir :)
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# I LIKE THIS!
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# 'kin 'ell
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Kill with hammers
Nuke from orbit, etc.
(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely
(, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)

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