*Sniggle!*May I present you with this chocolate-coated, click....
*click*
(*click*
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 23 Jun 2012, 21:35,
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Looks like I visited B3TA again at just the right timeLovely stuff
(
beaubodor blogless,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:39,
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Hahahahaha!This deserves so much more than a click
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:11,
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Squirrelz
It's all very sad..
phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; },
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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"Why God, WHY???????"hee hee
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:22,
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this squirell looks dead
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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Dead insideYou don't know, you weren't even there man!
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:26,
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Somebody once wrote: "Hell is the impossibility of hazelnuts." That's what this place feels like. Hell.
(
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:31,
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duck duck duck GOOSE!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Animal Art"){kind=small}
Eeeeeep Miyooooooooooooo
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:10,
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He was on a school trip to a gallery I believe
(
SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:12,
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Nice flehmen!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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Awesome word!I had to google that, you learn something new, etc, etc.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:19,
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is that a tapir.. a large browsing mammal, similar in shape to a pig, with a short, prehensile snout?I don't get it
( Elvis impersonator,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:21,
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Horsecock!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:05,
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Ha ha ha love it!looks like my drawing
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:11,
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^^^ I live with an artistEven the tiniest attempts at drawing, even if it's purely for fun, I get *that* look from her, the "I could show you how to do that properly but first would lecture you for 3 days about composition" look. I just keep my head down and accept I'm shit at it.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:22,
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haha!!! not goodIf there is a form of dyslexia for drawing I think i've got it
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:26,
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take a look at this guy, think we might be slightly worse than him(, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:27, archived)
Just a tad but my NYC accent is much better** probably not true
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it...,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:31,
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CAC. Warning! Contains dead cat.(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:00,
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HahahahahahahahahahaMum, you can see my litter tray from up 'ere!
:D
(:D
Ninj,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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BwahahahaThat tickled me something chronic.
(
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 9:23,
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Felis Domesticus Rex Peliciae?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:08,
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without wanting to go all Moggy on you, I think that's crossing the line :(someone got naughty stepped for posting that image on links a couple of weeks back, although their's was unshopped
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:09,
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Really?What should I do?
Delete?
(Delete?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:11,
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Perhaps I should replace the cat with a human... Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:13,
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Home time!Toasty if this is really going to upset people then please mod edit.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:16,
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I feel less empathy for people so that'd be preferable to me :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:16,
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Really?Blimey.
Anyway I've linked it.
:D
(Anyway I've linked it.
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:23,
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There was no need Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:25,
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Even if the had humanise, I could never forgive.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:47,
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up to you, I'm not modding it as I'm sure I'm just being overly sensitive to animal crueltyif you're worried about getting in trouble from the other mods, maybe link to the image and warn that it contains dead cat
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:15,
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When in doubt, always delete......what?
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:17,
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fuck all wrong with it.. prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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Are you implying that the feline in question looked like that in the source image?In which case I can understand the disturbance...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:13,
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it's a cat that was crucified by some witchcraft believing mentals HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:16,
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You're being oversensitiveit's utterly tasteless, but in no way breaches the FAQs, and where can't we be tasteless if it isn't b3ta?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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if it was made up I'd have no problem with itI just can't stomach pictures of genuine animal suffering
but that's just me, as I said I wasn't going to mod it, just expressing personal opinion. which I think is allowed.
(but that's just me, as I said I wasn't going to mod it, just expressing personal opinion. which I think is allowed.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:28,
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it's all those pictures of a bloke being nailed to the cross that get me prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:31,
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What, you mean those genuine authenticated photographs of that bloke they did in a few millenia ago?I'm glad they don't wheel those out too often...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:44,
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those are factual historic photos of him :Dif a mod banned me for posting that cat (photoshoped) , then its a bad day on b3ta..and a ban I'd take.
god forbid if they stuck fucking helicopter blades to it.
(god forbid if they stuck fucking helicopter blades to it.
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:47,
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"just expressing personal opinion. which I think is allowed."
Not really. As a mod, you're the equivalent of a referee at a sport-ball match.
You're supposed to judge goal yes or no, and not pass comment on the quality of the passing the pigs bladder during the build-up, nor whether or not the tabloid rumours about what the chap carried aforementioned bladder over the white line really did what they said he did to that farmyard animal. A member of the audience can say what they like, but as a mod/referee you can't.
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:40,
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Not really. As a mod, you're the equivalent of a referee at a sport-ball match.
You're supposed to judge goal yes or no, and not pass comment on the quality of the passing the pigs bladder during the build-up, nor whether or not the tabloid rumours about what the chap carried aforementioned bladder over the white line really did what they said he did to that farmyard animal. A member of the audience can say what they like, but as a mod/referee you can't.
I'm not just a modI'm here for the lols and to post stupid pictures myself.
There's no mod rulebook saying I must cease a normal b3ta life.
I'm just helping out with broken links, FPing stuff, removing spam and linking the odd NSFW image
(There's no mod rulebook saying I must cease a normal b3ta life.
I'm just helping out with broken links, FPing stuff, removing spam and linking the odd NSFW image
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:50,
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id rather not know who the mods areyou'll get a chapped arse with everyone kissing it
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:00,
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other than rob and cr3 I honestly don't know who the others are still :D HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:03,
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aye theres a few more
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:08,
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This I understand, and it's true of mods on most boards on the internets. It's no fun if it's not fun.
Point is though that as a mod, like the guy on the sport-ball pitch with the whistle, your expressions of opinion are treated slightly differently from everyone else on the pitch. Because you have the whistle. With power comes responsibility, but not necessarily authority.
What you've said in this thread is that the content crosses your personal line, but not the board line. This is the last thing you should say as a mod, because as a mod you're here to enforce the board line, not your line. People here have now self-edited because of your expression of a personal opinion.
There are many things posted here many days that cross the lines of many of us, most of us say nothing. Some of us might argue about offensive stuff, but generally all we have is "ignore" privilege, "flounce" privilege, or otherwise being told that b3ta might not be the home-scene-apple-pie-custard website that mom meant when she sent us the link.
You know all of this already.
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:05,
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Point is though that as a mod, like the guy on the sport-ball pitch with the whistle, your expressions of opinion are treated slightly differently from everyone else on the pitch. Because you have the whistle. With power comes responsibility, but not necessarily authority.
What you've said in this thread is that the content crosses your personal line, but not the board line. This is the last thing you should say as a mod, because as a mod you're here to enforce the board line, not your line. People here have now self-edited because of your expression of a personal opinion.
There are many things posted here many days that cross the lines of many of us, most of us say nothing. Some of us might argue about offensive stuff, but generally all we have is "ignore" privilege, "flounce" privilege, or otherwise being told that b3ta might not be the home-scene-apple-pie-custard website that mom meant when she sent us the link.
You know all of this already.
case closed..book him dano!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:12,
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If people want to treat me differently that's up to them, I can't stop them, but they're wrong to do so.I'm not here "to enforce the board line", as I said I'm just helping out with broken links, FPing stuff, removing spam and linking the odd NSFW image (nudity/porn)
so my opinion of what is crossing a line is as irrelevant as it always was
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:19,
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"so my opinion of what is crossing a line is as irrelevant as it always was"
No need to express it then, given that you're in charge of a shiny b3ta whistle.
How's Moggy/Dave getting on in the b3ta dungeons anyway?
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:31,
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No need to express it then, given that you're in charge of a shiny b3ta whistle.
How's Moggy/Dave getting on in the b3ta dungeons anyway?
your opinion doesn't matter in the big scheme of things either, yet you're posting awayhow come it's ok for you and not me?
no idea about moggy, wasn't me who kicked her off.
(no idea about moggy, wasn't me who kicked her off.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:36,
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"how come it's ok for you and not me?"
Because you're a mod and I'm not.
If you scroll up it's pretty clear that your expression of your personal opinion has caused a scuttling self-edit by a regular. Just because you're a mod and you announced your personal opinion.
EDIT:
Please explain the meaning of this then:
"without wanting to go all Moggy on you, I think that's crossing the line :("
(,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:46,
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Because you're a mod and I'm not.
If you scroll up it's pretty clear that your expression of your personal opinion has caused a scuttling self-edit by a regular. Just because you're a mod and you announced your personal opinion.
EDIT:
Please explain the meaning of this then:
"without wanting to go all Moggy on you, I think that's crossing the line :("
he edited that because another mod told someone off for using that image a while agoI can't be bothered to repeat myself any more
EDIT - that was a joke about her reaction to helicopter cat. As in, ranting for days and days about a picture that upset her.
What did you think it meant? errr, you didn't think that was saying I'd ban him did you? If so, you've reeeeeeally got the wrong end of the stick
(EDIT - that was a joke about her reaction to helicopter cat. As in, ranting for days and days about a picture that upset her.
What did you think it meant? errr, you didn't think that was saying I'd ban him did you? If so, you've reeeeeeally got the wrong end of the stick
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 19:53,
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fuck sake.. :( bad source...but great use of it.
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:24,
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Last one for this compo (well ... maybe. But certainly today)
xandmi,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:33,
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these replies are like a gathering of b3tans circa 2008:)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:48,
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Hellojust thought I'd pop in, and look who's here :)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:51,
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I'm here a bit more often than I have been of lateIt's nice, like a comfy pair of old trainers.... :)
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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it's only you that went away, we've all been here the whole time HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:51,
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that would explain a lot:)
How are you, Toasty?
(How are you, Toasty?
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:53,
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Fourbs!I notice we're all on Twitter, though.
/taps foot and looks accusingly.
(/taps foot and looks accusingly.
Smallbrainfield,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:55,
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I am, but where are you? bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:58,
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I'm sending mild rebukes to Jimmy Carr.@smallbrainfield
( Smallbrainfield,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:04,
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yeah, but only for the porn... Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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I remember when he followed me..think he went in a huff prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:21,
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Hello Freebs!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:01,
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Nice. :D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:02,
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Needs more squiggle-jiggle. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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I tried.And failed.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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Aww.Just trace over it 3 times, scan and animate.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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I tried to cheat by using the warp tool. It looked shit. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:35,
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I don't.I'm nearly bleeding here.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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Shit!!!!!!That's THAT tune in my bloody head all night!!
Thanks Moleypoos!!! :D
WOO btw
(Thanks Moleypoos!!! :D
WOO btw
Ninj,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:30,
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Even better is if you hum Doctor Who's diddly-dum di diddly-dum over and overyou quickly find it changing Bill-Bailey style into Roobarb and Custard and ending with a dum-di-diddly-dum WOW-WOW.
:-D
(:-D
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:34,
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After Captain Howdy's image last nightI keep hearing the ending as "didly-dum WANK WANK".
Am I unwell?
(Am I unwell?
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 18:51,
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Lovely!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 17:06,
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that is just superb - need animating though - in that wobbly fashion :)
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:46,
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FFS how many fkn <animal> with a pearl earring posts will there be?at least one more
(
simbosan is too tired,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:00,
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She's a dog, she's a dog, she's a dog.Any time at all. Any time at all. Any time at all. Any time at all.
So the story goes, I think I'll take you for a ride, with this money bag by my side.
(So the story goes, I think I'll take you for a ride, with this money bag by my side.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:26,
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hahahahaahah!I'm liking this compo!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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Not all animals are an improvement...
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:36,
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What's the originof the "Horse is alien" trope?
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:49,
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^Thisbut found slightly quicker than I managed.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:58,
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I have the secret FBI files too(
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:10,
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:o)Save peaing again www.b3ta.com/board/10793172
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:41,
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We need Bela Lugosi's Dad in here with his motherlode of these...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:48,
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I made a mistake once and Googled......"girl with a pearl necklace". Got some interesting results back.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 22 Jun 2012, 8:29,
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Good afternoon everybody
I'm not happy about the text for the names, I'm really not. But after doing everything else I was all photoshopped out. If anyone else knows a better font to use I may go back and change it.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:21,
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Excellent!EDIT: Arial Narrow is the font I've used in the past.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:22,
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Thanks!I tried Arial Narrow but the letters came out all jumbled together at that size. I can't even remember what font I used now (just closed PS), but it was the first sans serif one I found that didn't look all squashed together. I'm off to work now so I finished it all in a bit of a rush, but I might come back to it.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:35,
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Hahahaha marvellous!Diane looks even hotter now.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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very nice
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:29,
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SIKH AND YE SHALL FIEND!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:32,
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It'd be a mist-hake to goby-fore low tide. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:28,
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I went to see that a few years back. Pretty impressive in its way.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:14,
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There's something fishy about this...
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:19,
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i fucking hate those iron menbut this is making me giggle like jedward with a box of crayola's finest
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:50,
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didn't they get kitted out in knitwear recently ? thought that made them look betterwww.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18261992
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:57,
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hahaha!people are always dressing them up in things, especially hats. saw one in a pair of speedos a couple of weeks ago
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:00,
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How does that work then?Given that their feet are bolted to the ground.
I do like all the pretty photos of sunsets though that try to hide the fact they all have their cock and bollocks on show.
(I do like all the pretty photos of sunsets though that try to hide the fact they all have their cock and bollocks on show.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:31,
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Sewing.Sewing things onto them.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:40,
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any plaice for a pea...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 16:36,
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Looks like she's about to launch him out of the window.Hold fast, Mr. Fluff!
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:05,
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this reminds me of phil jupitus' quadrophobia Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:46,
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FUCK!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:47,
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HahahahahahahLove the Larson cartoon with the Tiger
lacing up some trainers for 'the chase'
:D
(lacing up some trainers for 'the chase'
:D
Ninj,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 14:57,
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Speaking of felines, any of you spot this and think to yourselves, 'hang on a sec..'(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:35,
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Hehe...that bugger's gonna smart if it runs out of fuel!! :)
( Ninj,
Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:47,
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