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# What a load of old shit!




for no reason whatsoever!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:02, archived)
# "Im too old for this shit"
nice!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha..
Fuck, I never thought of that... it should've been the post title!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:08, archived)
# "I hate this jobby"
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:14, archived)
# The line from fecal weapon 1 comes to mind:
"Do you really wanna dump, well do ya? c'mon asshole let's dump!"
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:19, archived)
# Will there also be a
Fecal weapon the turd?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
# snortle!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHA ... HA!
What a shit!

you may need this:

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Proof that 9/11 was an Inshed job!
Photobucket
SPREAD THE WORD!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# probably an entrance to hell,
by the looks of it
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] You need one of these
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Is that your Orgone Accumulator?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:43, archived)
# And you definitely need one
I'll have to look into marketing tinfoil sheds at an outrageous fee to protect from all wavelengths.

Edit. And LRAD
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:46, archived)
#
You forgot to cover the door, must be all that fluoride getting to your head. 9/11 was a Gin fried dog I tell you!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:59, archived)
# it's on the inside
so you can seal it up properly
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
#
Your lying, you work for the CIA and have tea and biscuits with the illuminati on Wednesdays.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# I thought they preferred
Bilderberg cake with their tea.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:07, archived)
# [golf clap]
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Although,
I suppose if I used steel instead of aluminium then it wouldn't melt if a plane hit it.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:09, archived)
#
Correct, you'd have to ship the sheds with pre-planted Thermate and bribe CNN to digitally add fake planes in later.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Look
Everyone knows that the cavemen flew the planes and when they hit the front ends of the planes were pulverised and they blew out the internal walls exposing the supporting columns. These rusty columns, coated in the powdered aluminium from the front of the plane, were ignited by a jet of superheated fuel from the wings which escaped through a crack (obviously because the wings didn't explode) and combined with the air (like a bunsen burner) to produce a hot enough flame to ignite the de facto thermite which burned at a high enough temperature in exactly the right places to cut through the supporting columns.

Edit: And don't forget those people jumping out of the building adding further stress that it was never designed to take.

Do you live in some kind of fantasy world?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:36, archived)
#
Nooo that not what happened, the reptilians used RC inflable orbs discuised as holograms made to look like military jets that looked liked airliners, then they replaced the real twin towers with fake ones, which is why they fell faster than the rate of time, after the gold exploded in the basement due to the intense exposure to the sound of light.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:01, archived)
# fake towers
like this?

(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:38, archived)
# or did you mean this?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 5:36, archived)
# merkin planes have aluminum so that doesn't work
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:02, archived)
# Aluminum forms thermate instead.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:39, archived)
# Somebody tell Liza.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:46, archived)
# bucket hay axe grey blocks splash
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# bin bale hatchet eraser plop
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] The last one
it's a tear being shed.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# compo it
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:16, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:48, archived)
#
Pale straw wood-chopper bricks stock photography
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Something about builders?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:51, archived)
# I don't get it. Please reveal the meaning?
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:03, archived)
# Going to be such an anti-climax...
but tinyurl.com/cuj32vx and tinyurl.com/2rhqb7 should explain it.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:23, archived)
# pics...
Bucket, straw, axe, stone, water. Yes, I wish I'd just drawn a cdc on a shed instead.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Don't say that. You're post was far more mysterious! I'm not familiar with that song though.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:16, archived)
# baleaxe to it awl ;)
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:04, archived)
# ^ winner
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Dutch artist turns his collapsed shed into a piece of art!



hope Moggy doesn't see this!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Fuck this arse licking... I'm off to buy me one of those flat pack flying sheds!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I CAN NOT ACCEPT
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# hogis
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:50, archived)
# please do not be unnecessary XD
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:49, archived)
# happy candles!!
(i only have 1 candle gif, but you can have it!)



(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:53, archived)
# \o/ plenty!
tis my first time anyhows :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Happy Candleday {:-)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# *glees :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:54, archived)
# oh bum :(
worn off already
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:05, archived)
# you've got to blow the candles out before you eat the cake :D
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Haha
I never forgive
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Eh? I just not accept about Dead Cat(animals).
Therefore, it is OK.
You guys did not do well know the problem.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 2:54, archived)
# never forgive shed cat helicopter!
it is not ok D:
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 3:27, archived)
[challenge entry] There is no excuse
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:12, archived)
# covered by Elvis Costello?
rah, sir :-)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# I was in 2 minds
I do like Mr Costello
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Tis a lovely song!

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Have a nyan shed
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:15, archived)
# Needs more icing!
*click*
But only because he's on my iphone case.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:34, archived)
# That's quite the thing
That is.
lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
5674

Can you guess which part was my cat walking across the keyboard?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Was it his/her arse?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:59, archived)
[challenge entry] ha! the eyes have it :D


(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:47, archived)
# hahahaha
happy candles maggenspies
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:51, archived)
# candlespies :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha thanks :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:07, archived)
# compo this wee yin :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:09, archived)
# he is a pea already :D
PS haha thanks Dick, just spazzed!!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:13, archived)
# but did you compo the gif version?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:15, archived)
# errr, nooo..
i shed have known better :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:20, archived)
# I see shed pea-ple
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:49, archived)
# oeuf!
shed've seen that coming :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:52, archived)
# spazzy candles !!






(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:24, archived)
# \o/ yay!!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:50, archived)
# self portrait challenge was last week :P
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:17, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:53, archived)
# bumper sticker lies annoy me.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:15, archived)
# The lengths people go to
to bypass Birmingham
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# for legal reasons..
ignore this post!



Click for bigger (163 kb)

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:53, archived)
# who is that, it's not Gok Wan, and I'm pretty sure it's not John Lewis :D
Head of Olympic marketing/nazi death squad copyright police?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# it is a mixture of mr coe and mr gok
:D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# GOCOCK
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:21, archived)
# i would say he's a chip off the old block(s)
but i'm not allowed!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:18, archived)
# GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK
GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK
GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# GOCOCK!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:27, archived)
# this is awesome!
*CLICK*
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# that's the feller!

Gwan
Go cock!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:33, archived)
# this needs a bit of work, man
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Seams ok to me yer basterd!
:(
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# ok..
so i don't have mofaha's skillz


... but i can learn god dammit!!!


If only moggy was here to help me and curse you for me!!!!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:37, archived)
# speaking of moggy, haven't seen her around for a while...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:43, archived)
# no really, it's great!
but you could learn much from the mofaha school of photoshoppery :D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
# is this better??
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
So you're a fellow graduate of the PedroHin school of photoshoppery I see.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:48, archived)
# i just don't think i have the time to stick with it..
it's far too intricate and time consuming!

i'll never pass the course! :(
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# XD
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Jesus, that is fucking unbelievable!
... must've taken you months, any tips please!?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:59, archived)
# Use scissors.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I can never understand this picture
it just looks like a regular photo to me. Has it actually been shopped?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:00, archived)
# he's obviously..
cropped and resized it, and maybe altered the contrast!

(which in my book is cheating!)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# I don't have time to fool around. I'm late for Pedro's Special Advanced Class (which is held in his bedroom for some strange reason).
Here's the results from our last session:

This is srz bznz...I'm gonna be so fucking rich...you'll see!.........................................................................See ya's!... o/
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
the hills are alive, with the sound of flando
gobarbra.com/hit/new-006cf3f34f5ba23b593a7ed0a80e80cd
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:07, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:27, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:00, archived)
# wow! ur a quick learner
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:50, archived)
# QUCK???
this took me since last week!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Ahhhh
So it's the wanking porn star that got booted out of big brother....
Not that I watch channel Five, I know more than enough about sharks and Hitler.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:37, archived)
# GOCOCK!!!!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:31, archived)
# show off!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Just Because...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:52, archived)
# you possibly want to create a mask of the area around the face
then paste it across all the frames to minimize the background noise
like this: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/ultra-vixens2.gif
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:00, archived)
# thanx!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:09, archived)
# something something filesize something something faq
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:01, archived)
# haha! wrong! I simply went for creating background stability this time
to avoid sounding like a stuck record
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:02, archived)
# it's funny, I lol'd
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:06, archived)
# got it!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
# yippee!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:24, archived)
# WAITRESS!
By bufallo wings are cold. And I need some more Kworfee.

Woo :-)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:36, archived)
# what movie is this from??
i feel like i've seen her before?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra Vixens!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Saving Private Ryan (Shed Edition)
Photobucket
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:51, archived)
# you've got a lot of unnecessary frames in there
if you delete every other one and extend the frame duration you'll have the same effect and it will be way under the 400k max mentioned in the FAQ
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:56, archived)
#
Done
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
# I see you compo'd it this time ;)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:17, archived)
#
Yes I have decided to post in da challenge
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Odd use for a Stargate
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] First try :/
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Lee Delivery Van Cleef!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Evel Kneivel's First Try
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# Alien revisited...

...in the light of Prometheus.
Even scruffy mining ships have those Med Pod things now.
Sorry for lack of sheds.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:53, archived)
# haha fuck the sheds
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# If I could have shoe-horned one in,
I probably would have done... :)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:05, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:02, archived)
# :D
out of my head, now.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
Quite. But they were supposed to be poor workmen in Alien, so I let them off.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Um... Yeah.


Been a while
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:36, archived)
# :)
atonement is actually an exceptionally brilliant film

C U N T
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Meh.
It's easier to spot the actual plot than it is in the novel, but I still found it disappointingly unengaging.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:17, archived)
# 'ang on a minute
Am I seeing Happy Toast praising a film that has no special effects?

(I've not seen the film but I don't think it has).
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:55, archived)
# It's got a fair bit of WWII action - I always assumed a lot of that was done with CGI
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I'm not an FX only person, I can't stand stuff that's all flash and no content
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Long time no posts!
Woo.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:13, archived)
# haha - all the better for avoiding
an obvious 'shed' pun...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Need a few more to finish my Panini sticker book
Obvious joke is obvious
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:18, archived)
# hagahaga!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
#
aww, baby spangolin!! I love the OP too.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:41, archived)
# got, got
need!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Haha.
You haven't got any of the foil ones...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Swopsie a 92 and 95 for any shiny
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:28, archived)
# Does 92 say
'Close-up punani?'
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Yes
yes it does
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Good stuff!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:02, archived)
# haha!
:D
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:57, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:11, archived)
# It would probably be funnier...
Ted was shit.,
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:14, archived)
# I didn't see it.
I would if it was a shed though.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:45, archived)
# The wife and I went to see 'Ted' the other day.
She was exhausted after a long drive and dental work. It turned out for the best, because she nodded off a few times and felt no regret for missing bits of the movie.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:19, archived)
# I thought that was Gaddafi at first
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Could be a new meme, ......but he doesn't measure up to these guys:
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:44, archived)
# haha - post coital
lols...
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:11, archived)
# o/
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] If Dr Who went Low Rent
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Bindun, Bindun, Bindun.
But no harm in giving it another spin
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:53, archived)
# why did you just delete this and then re-post it?
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I forgot the moon emblem on the first one.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:57, archived)
# in the future the "edit" button will help avoid people throwing abuse at you on the internet
if you want to upload with the b3ta uploader go to start a new thread and upload, then just copy the image address and click "back" a couple of times and edit it into the old post
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Thanks Guys! I'm a kinda new here.
I'll remember that next time. There weren't any comments yet, so I knew I had to do it fast!
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:06, archived)
# oh, it's probably best to edit your existing post
cunts get right cunty when you delete threads
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:01, archived)
# LIKE
thank you sir :-)
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:29, archived)
# He's back...
...and this time, it's personal.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:32, archived)
# shit!
*hides behind sofa*
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Ratty has no where to run.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:03, archived)

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