hahaha..
Fuck, I never thought of that... it should've been the post title!
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:08,
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The line from fecal weapon 1 comes to mind:
"Do you really wanna dump, well do ya? c'mon asshole let's dump!"
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:19,
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And you definitely need one
I'll have to look into marketing tinfoil sheds at an outrageous fee to protect from all wavelengths.
Edit. And LRAD
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:46,
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Edit. And LRAD
You forgot to cover the door, must be all that fluoride getting to your head. 9/11 was a Gin fried dog I tell you!
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 23:59,
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Your lying, you work for the CIA and have tea and biscuits with the illuminati on Wednesdays.
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:03,
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Although,
I suppose if I used steel instead of aluminium then it wouldn't melt if a plane hit it.
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:09,
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Correct, you'd have to ship the sheds with pre-planted Thermate and bribe CNN to digitally add fake planes in later.
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:16,
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Look
Everyone knows that the cavemen flew the planes and when they hit the front ends of the planes were pulverised and they blew out the internal walls exposing the supporting columns. These rusty columns, coated in the powdered aluminium from the front of the plane, were ignited by a jet of superheated fuel from the wings which escaped through a crack (obviously because the wings didn't explode) and combined with the air (like a bunsen burner) to produce a hot enough flame to ignite the de facto thermite which burned at a high enough temperature in exactly the right places to cut through the supporting columns.
Edit: And don't forget those people jumping out of the building adding further stress that it was never designed to take.
Do you live in some kind of fantasy world?
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:36,
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Edit: And don't forget those people jumping out of the building adding further stress that it was never designed to take.
Do you live in some kind of fantasy world?
Nooo that not what happened, the reptilians used RC inflable orbs discuised as holograms made to look like military jets that looked liked airliners, then they replaced the real twin towers with fake ones, which is why they fell faster than the rate of time, after the gold exploded in the basement due to the intense exposure to the sound of light.
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:01,
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Going to be such an anti-climax...
but tinyurl.com/cuj32vx and tinyurl.com/2rhqb7 should explain it.
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:23,
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pics...
Bucket, straw, axe, stone, water. Yes, I wish I'd just drawn a cdc on a shed instead.
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 0:25,
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Don't say that. You're post was far more mysterious! I'm not familiar with that song though.
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:16,
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Dutch artist turns his collapsed shed into a piece of art!
hope Moggy doesn't see this!
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:30,
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hope Moggy doesn't see this!
Fuck this arse licking... I'm off to buy me one of those flat pack flying sheds!
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:38,
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happy candles!!
(i only have 1 candle gif, but you can have it!)
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:53,
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Eh? I just not accept about Dead Cat(animals).
Therefore, it is OK.
You guys did not do well know the problem.
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 2:54,
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You guys did not do well know the problem.
Needs more icing!
*click*
But only because he's on my iphone case.
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:34,
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But only because he's on my iphone case.
That's quite the thing
That is.
lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
5674
Can you guess which part was my cat walking across the keyboard?
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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lkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
5674
Can you guess which part was my cat walking across the keyboard?
for legal reasons..
ignore this post!
Click for bigger (163 kb)
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:53,
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Click for bigger (163 kb)
who is that, it's not Gok Wan, and I'm pretty sure it's not John Lewis :D
Head of Olympic marketing/nazi death squad copyright police?
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:01,
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i would say he's a chip off the old block(s)
but i'm not allowed!
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:18,
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GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK
GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK
GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:22,
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GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK GOCOCK
ok..
so i don't have mofaha's skillz
... but i can learn god dammit!!!
If only moggy was here to help me and curse you for me!!!!
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:37,
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... but i can learn god dammit!!!
If only moggy was here to help me and curse you for me!!!!
no really, it's great!
but you could learn much from the mofaha school of photoshoppery :D
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:38,
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HAHAHAHA
So you're a fellow graduate of the PedroHin school of photoshoppery I see.
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:48,
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i just don't think i have the time to stick with it..
it's far too intricate and time consuming!
i'll never pass the course! :(
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:50,
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i'll never pass the course! :(
Jesus, that is fucking unbelievable!
... must've taken you months, any tips please!?
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:59,
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I can never understand this picture
it just looks like a regular photo to me. Has it actually been shopped?
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:00,
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he's obviously..
cropped and resized it, and maybe altered the contrast!
(which in my book is cheating!)
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:04,
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(which in my book is cheating!)
I don't have time to fool around. I'm late for Pedro's Special Advanced Class (which is held in his bedroom for some strange reason).
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Hahahahhahaha
the hills are alive, with the sound of flando
gobarbra.com/hit/new-006cf3f34f5ba23b593a7ed0a80e80cd
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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gobarbra.com/hit/new-006cf3f34f5ba23b593a7ed0a80e80cd
Ahhhh
So it's the wanking porn star that got booted out of big brother....
Not that I watch channel Five, I know more than enough about sharks and Hitler.
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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Not that I watch channel Five, I know more than enough about sharks and Hitler.
you possibly want to create a mask of the area around the face
then paste it across all the frames to minimize the background noise
like this: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/ultra-vixens2.gif
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:00,
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like this: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/ultra-vixens2.gif
haha! wrong! I simply went for creating background stability this time
to avoid sounding like a stuck record
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:02,
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WAITRESS!
By bufallo wings are cold. And I need some more Kworfee.
Woo :-)
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:36,
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Woo :-)
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra Vixens!
Russ Meyer 1979. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtqvvQknFmk
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:25,
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you've got a lot of unnecessary frames in there
if you delete every other one and extend the frame duration you'll have the same effect and it will be way under the 400k max mentioned in the FAQ
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:56,
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If I could have shoe-horned one in,
I probably would have done... :)
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:05,
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hahaha
Quite. But they were supposed to be poor workmen in Alien, so I let them off.
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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:)
atonement is actually an exceptionally brilliant film
C U N T
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:09,
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C U N T
Meh.
It's easier to spot the actual plot than it is in the novel, but I still found it disappointingly unengaging.
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:17,
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'ang on a minute
Am I seeing Happy Toast praising a film that has no special effects?
(I've not seen the film but I don't think it has).
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 19:55,
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(I've not seen the film but I don't think it has).
It's got a fair bit of WWII action - I always assumed a lot of that was done with CGI
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:03,
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I'm not an FX only person, I can't stand stuff that's all flash and no content
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 20:29,
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The wife and I went to see 'Ted' the other day.
She was exhausted after a long drive and dental work. It turned out for the best, because she nodded off a few times and felt no regret for missing bits of the movie.
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Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:19,
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Could be a new meme, ......but he doesn't measure up to these guys:
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in the future the "edit" button will help avoid people throwing abuse at you on the internet
if you want to upload with the b3ta uploader go to start a new thread and upload, then just copy the image address and click "back" a couple of times and edit it into the old post
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:01,
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Thanks Guys! I'm a kinda new here.
I'll remember that next time. There weren't any comments yet, so I knew I had to do it fast!
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Fri 20 Jul 2012, 18:06,
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oh, it's probably best to edit your existing post
cunts get right cunty when you delete threads
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