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[challenge entry] HM Govt. Public Service Message


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(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# Then you'd be in a right Pickles
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:36, archived)
# His face was made for Gnop-ing
BUM neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:22, archived)
# tip top pal.
(LaCutestOfBorg Whee., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:18, archived)
# nom nom nom

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
# Only Jimmy Hill's chin
can get the last one out of the jar
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# I'm not a violent man, in fact I've not hit anyone for more than 30 years and that was in self defence
but I'd seriously really like to cunt this fucks shit up
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Brilliant
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:20, archived)
# Who's number 1 now you fucking bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:22, archived)
# Nice.
Who was the B3tan that did the pole vaulting over the river series?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)
# It was
Durbster


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# Thassim, ta
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 19:21, archived)
# Wa hey!
Fucking splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:28, archived)
# Love your work
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:30, archived)
# cheers drimble
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:35, archived)
# It's just nice to see someone using Flash to make decent animations.
I think I may have ranted about this before ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:42, archived)
# Reminds me of the Happy Tree Friends
and that's not bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Very good
*plays Chariots of Fire theme ad nauseum*
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
Great, love it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:42, archived)
# hahah brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Damn that cloud
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:57, archived)
# tres bon
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:38, archived)
#
NSFW warning!

Last year I put those rude Fireworks labels together, but now with with Valentine's day coming up, here's a charming little heart shape montage I put together suitable for the front of a card. Fellow B3tan's may like to give to their liberally minded loved ones. As the thumbnail suggests, the full image is exceptionally unsafe for work.

The full size rude version features boobs, buttocks, bollocks, beef curtains and a bell-end You can get it here:


docs.google.com/file/d/0Bx6c4Id7Y3cTcVFKbGhxMTVQdms/edit

(Mekon74, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:10, archived)
# That's the missus card shorted
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:12, archived)
# phwoar leaf porn
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:14, archived)
# The bum was ok :)
And if you edit out the s in "https", in the url then it'll link properly. You can just hit the edit button, you don't need to delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Too Soon?
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:01, archived)
# I'll see you...and raise you
Ah...but www.channel4.com/news/matt-frei
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Morning all, here's the results of the sausage competition
See here: b3ta.com/board/10915423
User, Score:
ferret, 4
The Scrunt, 6
2 Can Chunder, 8
emvee, 9
lustreboy, 9
polished turd, 10
Q4nobody.co.uk, 10
The Coast of Yemen, 11
Mighty Nibus, 12
Captain Howdy, 14
maggenspies, 16
Mu, 19
OneOfSome, 20
Monocromatico, 25

So congrats to Monocromatico who wins this fabulous trophy:


Both OneOfSome and Monocromatico chose No. 14, a cat wearing sausages, which was used just once, but scored 20 points. Mu guessed the top three most popular source images (1, 11 & 13).

If you liked this, we could do it for other one-word challenges
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:17, archived)
# Third place!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:22, archived)
# Oh hang on, I've buggered it up
Watch this space
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:24, archived)
# If I'm knocked off the podium I'm calling a stewards inquiry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:29, archived)
# Fixed now.
Forgot to discount points scored on your own images.

Nothing changed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:29, archived)
# first I thought "ooh, I didn't even make any images for the compo"
so I was going to write a sarky reply

then I realised how it worked

so I ought to disqualify myself on grounds of ineptitude

edit: you should call it the SOURCEAGE AWARD from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:37, archived)
# That's quite the sausage-calculating algorithm you've got there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:10, archived)
# Yaay!
8th place!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:16, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:35, archived)
# last!
wooden sausage!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:30, archived)
# dissapointingly lolling around at the back
just like my Counterstrike performance.

ah fuck it, who am I kidding, my WHOLE FRECKING LIFE! :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not going to stop them ....

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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:04, archived)
# Well,
I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:22, archived)
# aw, he's even bringing us some meths
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Trooping of the Colour / Shooting of the Coloured
Sorry. I have removed my own image from the compo, as I find it to be more racist than it is clever or funny.

Have a kitten instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 6:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
You're terrible Muriel.

*clicks*
(gijoel, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:07, archived)
# Aussie?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:25, archived)
# oddly enough
I am nowadays. How'd gijoel know?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:18, archived)
# deffo better with the golly :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] let's keep britain for the british or people from the british commonwealth or anyone really as long as they're not albanian who are lower than dogs
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 5:30, archived)
# hahaha...
god I want a fag
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:37, archived)
# No reason....
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 3:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 3:37, archived)
# Creature from the FUCK lagoon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 4:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Haven't posted for a while. How is everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 2:50, archived)
# subtle
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 2:51, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 2:18, archived)
# Never been....
but seems a bit harsh... the clouds look rather interesting and lovely !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 2:48, archived)
[challenge entry]

DONKEY?
(1.618..., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 2:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 4:44, archived)
# That beach...
is the only bit of Skeggy sea front not part of an insurance scam.
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] You're as welcome as fuck
(all)
(EricTViking, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 2:52, archived)
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(1.618..., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:28, archived)
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(1.618..., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:07, archived)
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(1.618..., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:08, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 4:32, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:59, archived)
# Officially...
the 10th most popular BBC Breakfast presenter.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/tv-radio/susanna-reid-bbc-breakfast-1563487

(Nice to see Lord Archer voted.)
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Too late for the sausage competition...
... but we were out drinking. Which is probably the only way to explain this.

(wozza_c, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:21, archived)
# For the sausage fans...
... click link to enbigger: s18.postimage.org/nyu6kvaix/Sausage_large.jpg
(wozza_c, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:25, archived)
# you guys have crazy skills
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:50, archived)
# i love all of your sausage antics
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:52, archived)
# I like the idea of trying to snort sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:55, archived)
# uh huh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:17, archived)
# you forgot bum-stuffage
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:41, archived)
# haha brilliant work!!!
looks like a top night oot too :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 31 Jan 2013, 13:10, archived)
# I see bread people.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)
# NOT THE GUMDROP BUTTONS!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:53, archived)
# This made me smile
Good effort!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:55, archived)
# omg he's fucking HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:57, archived)
# Nice!
photo REDPEOPLE.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:00, archived)
# surely he's more of a biscuit person
They should be called gingerbiscuit men
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:02, archived)
# Well, they are really a man shaped ginger nut.
They should call them ginger man nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:39, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 1:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Lovely!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:47, archived)
# What nice happy robots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:49, archived)
# They are just designed to look happy
Their main role is shoveling piles of dead kittens into incinerators.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:02, archived)
# ^mostly this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:03, archived)
# that's so cute! =x.x=
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:09, archived)
# ^ The 'Hello Kitty' terminator robots.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:43, archived)
# I hope that bow rotates.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:57, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Only in attack mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:33, archived)
# very cool!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:23, archived)
# aww.. nice
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 4:01, archived)
# Perfect fix!!
www.b3ta.com/board/10919075
www.b3ta.com/board/10919197
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:40, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:41, archived)
# XD
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:55, archived)
# I haven't done pne of these in a while so I thought I'd best keep my hand in...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:32, archived)
# cat is containing laser
BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:43, archived)
# I thought
everybody knew this already...
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)
# yes
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Cool!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:45, archived)
# This may be more to your tastes?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 31 Jan 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Hahaha XD Nice!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 6:27, archived)
# :D clikt
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 30 Jan 2013, 23:47, archived)
# My cat totally knows I'm tripping.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 8:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Thu 31 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)

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