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[challenge entry] Well...

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:48, archived)
# hehe
In the third frame, I thought the old guy was changing into Gollum?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:10, archived)
# That Christopher Walken's getting on a bit.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Der da!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:48, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger plot...
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:49, archived)
# Goodbye, chum.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha Excellent
Nice one Ninj
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Cheers Stan!
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:19, archived)
# nice :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:57, archived)
# Ta Prodge
:)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaha! Very good.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Cheers Moleypoo
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Love this one. Excellent headstone design and the barrels are just the icing. *CLICKS*
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Hehehe
Cheers mate :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Yeah buoy!!!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:40, archived)
# so young, with so much to give
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:42, archived)
# PFFFFT!
A man held in high standing, even after death, I see ;)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:42, archived)
# He had a hard life.
Nice one Mr P
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Cum on Barry!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Bye bye Barry.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:51, archived)
# The dead shall rise again...
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha
I see Groucho Marx in this?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha took me a while to see it :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:29, archived)
# HAA HAA !!!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] bvrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ka-chg! "bugger it's jammed"
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:35, archived)
# animated gifs ?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
The sausage machine?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for compo:
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:39, archived)
# fears :/
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:48, archived)
# As he is rendered down, his immortal soul is rendered up.
Nicely rendered.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Rest in pieces....
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:52, archived)
# Nicely done
The bastards put his headstone on back to front!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:16, archived)
# they wanted to show the all-important back panel slide
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:18, archived)
# we used to have a manually operated ice crusher that worked on the same principle
i loved that thing
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Shred!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:43, archived)
# but will it blend?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] saved money and bought an 'E' and turned it round. Nobody'll notice...
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:24, archived)
# bet he choked on that croissant
trying to eat it in one go
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:37, archived)
# Boo..... Hiss.....
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:52, archived)
# should I have got red flowers?
or white ones?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] it's what he would've wanted
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:04, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
Mr Mojo Rinsing.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:54, archived)
# I've seen Jim Morrison's grave
The constant stream of tourists is more interesting than the actual grave. Same with Oscar Wilde's (same graveyard).
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:53, archived)
# i'm assuming I got Jim's grave spot on then?
yeah?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Not too far off, it's a pretty simple grave
GIS it.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ERAL? bahhhh!

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:35, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant, shades of Eraserhead
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Cor! Look at all those pretty candles!
Happy b3taday.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha - thanks for the bidet wishes and also thansk to all below
.
all I can say is



where did all the time go?

I may have to pea tomorrow as my profile only says 9 years, 11 months and 29 days, so i thought it was tomorrow
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Good Lord, so many candles
Happy candleday, sir
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# call the fire brigade
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Merry day of candlenessmasses :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:11, archived)
# I've never seen so many candles
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:35, archived)
# Whoa...mass candlez!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 13:44, archived)
# thanks - and also thanks to all above
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
"Prizes to be won!" Have this repost for the compo

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:43, archived)
# Hahaha! Splendid.
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:54, archived)
# I don't geddit :(
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:10, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a new question, and put the best-stroke-worst-stroke-funniest answers in the newsletter. Choose from theses posted to the suggestions board:

Controversial Beliefs - Some mugs still think the MMR injection gives children autism (it doesn't), while others are of the belief that we're ruled by billionaire lizard people. Tell us about views outside the mainstream which people go glassy eyed if you bang on about them

Class War - Do you claim to be working class but you're really a posho from the song Common People? Or have you crossed the class divide? Thatcher said "there's no such thing as class", tell us why she was wrong.

The Military Part II - Army, Navy, Air Force, Cadets, Scouts and Brownies. Tell us your tales from The Man's Military-Industrial Complex





Vote closes lunchtime
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Controversial Beliefs!
That will be a great week of racism desperately trying to parade as interleckshal thorts.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:42, archived)
# LOL Racism is not a controversial belief
It's a mainstream belief held by twats
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:36, archived)
# I believe it will be a well-mannered QOTW without any trolling.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:02, archived)
# *pats on head*
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:18, archived)
# Banzai!!!!!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:23, archived)
# I like the front Thora's amish beard.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:24, archived)
# I thought she had a teddy bear outfit on
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha!

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:34, archived)
# haha
still waiting for the animated cock
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:47, archived)
# exactly!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:54, archived)
# you silly
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:39, archived)
# I think Beau Bo D'Or beat you to it.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Aw shoot!
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
Is the middle one having a can of Guinness?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Grave-ity
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:25, archived)
# classic
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Ta Toastie!
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:35, archived)
# That's brilliant.
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Cheers Moley!
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Cheers Q!
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:52, archived)
# WINNAAAAAAAAAAA!
Yup, deuced good old boy!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:19, archived)
# The Nazi Party needs a lot more funding.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:59, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:27, archived)
# So many puns...
Nice job there :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Death is not relative
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:43, archived)
# :D
Is that a birdshit tear?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Well, could be. It's relative.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Donate blood ya fuggin bollicksh...
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:36, archived)
# :D
Mumford and Sons would be infinitely better with a drunken bearded man in a jumper
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:37, archived)
# as folk singers go they're not a patch on Mulligan and O'Hare
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:37, archived)
# Mutants and aliens and toads beware!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:42, archived)
# I'm over here....
I'm over here
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:48, archived)
#
"And then the supergroup The Who swooped down from the moon and squirted tart lemon in his eye...."
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Never has your sig been so appropriate
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:45, archived)
# He he. Hadn't noticed that :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha
stinky pete
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:53, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha, have this oldie
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Haha! Fuck!
Buzz, a great name you got buddy.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:41, archived)
# fuck, i've gone back to the 70's
to look at menswear catalogues, apparently
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:50, archived)
# wouldn't want to meet him down a dark aley :D
aley

alley
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:00, archived)
# have you had a bad alley experience?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:01, archived)
# yes I did have a curry last night
:D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:03, archived)
# "And a minister said his vision of hell
Is three folk singers in a pub near Wells. Well, I've got a vision of urban sprawl, of pubs where no-one ever sings at all, and everyone stares at a great big screen of overpaid soccer stars, prancing teens, Australian soaps, American rap, Estuary English, baseball caps."
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:15, archived)
# What's that from?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Show Of Hands' song "Roots"
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Slow board, eh? Well, have some stuff
I always feel so inadequate posting here, as my PS skills are well and truly rusty and I just don't feel I'm quite in place a lot of the time posting art, but I still lurk. Seeing others post their makings fills me with joy, and not just the photo manip stuff, so I thought I'd whack up this bit of experimentation. One of my storyline characters, Lonnie, a rather intimidating looking 52 year old motorcycle mechanic...



NB. It's also a prick when I'm home from work and the majority of the folks on here are asleep.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:33, archived)
# it's not all about photoshop round these parts...woo
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:36, archived)
# I'm quite relieved to hear that
And thank you :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:41, archived)
# arty stuff is often better received than topical shops
:)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:38, archived)
# We need a 'thank you' button around here
:)

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:43, archived)
# he's a pant-filler and no mistake!
all crimewatched up
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Gets my pants moving, that's for sure ;)
And not in a way that requires TP
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:45, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:51, archived)
# wouldn't want to meet him up a dark alley :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:59, archived)
# Dark alleys are just Lonnie's style :) Thanks mate :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:51, archived)
# fine work
bet he has no trouble getting the revs up
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:41, archived)
# Hell yeah
He's got a damn fine grip on the care and maintenance of fine British motorcycles. And a nice seat as well... *waggles eyebrows* Thank you :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:48, archived)
[challenge entry] have another as it's quiet
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:17, archived)
# couldve posted it in the same thread
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:21, archived)
# could have, but the board's so slow it's nice to get some movement
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:26, archived)
# ..how times change
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:33, archived)
# indeed, people used to be excited about a Thursday morning with a new image challenge
now hardly anyone can be arsed to fire up Photoshop
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:36, archived)
# it was better when it was on a friday
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:39, archived)
# agreed
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:51, archived)
# this^^^
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:42, archived)
# How come?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Just because, ok? We don't need logic here.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:48, archived)
# wow i want this to be real
aceness
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:21, archived)
# very much this^
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:23, archived)
#
nice
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:28, archived)
# LMAO
Spinning in his grave, so to speak
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Did you know he was killed
by a fan who waited outside a gig and then hit him unexpectedly in the stomach with a haddock?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:43, archived)
# nobody suspects the haddock
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:45, archived)
# It's usually the herring that gets the suspicion
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:47, archived)
# damn sneaky fish
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a Michael Jackson repost too
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] and a Mandelbrot
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Death is a rollercoaster, just gotta ride it
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:13, archived)
# Someone else's excellent joke: The B. in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for 'Benoit B. Mandelbrot'.
(Forgotten who though)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 23:32, archived)
# See also:
PHP Hypertext Preprocessor
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Googles to find news of his death
Finds that he died 3 years ago?

Still, neat!
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 0:37, archived)
# Havent we
been here before?
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Cyriak
about 3 years ago... Im pretty certain.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 20:37, archived)
# no it was me, this is a repost
not sure why it's been front paged
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:29, archived)
# thanks
you must have a similar sort of mind...
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 21:40, archived)
# I thought that.
Cyriak's fractal zooming images do seem more refined IMO. Sorry HT.
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Oh bravo sir!
Wonderful *click*
(, Sat 27 Apr 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Top notch! click
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Ioudini
!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Superb!!!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:24, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:28, archived)
# These are all great!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 7:58, archived)
# And the board is off to a good start very early
EDIT: if you're where I live: other time zones are available
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:05, archived)
# They were all talk, talk, talk
They were full of hot air.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:10, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:15, archived)
# Yeah, it's all peaceful now
but I bet it's hell in those once the wind picks up.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehehe....
J G Ballard's was my favourite

(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:35, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:37, archived)
# ha ha
great book too
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] From back when we lost lead Monkee Davey Jones
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:52, archived)
# Brilliant!
Lovely 'floaty' action :)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:32, archived)
# interestingly enough
at Zeppilin's funeral wreaths were dropped into his grave from a Zeppilin!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Brace your face
still waiting for my eyebrows to grow back


Click for bigger (316 kb)


(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:48, archived)
# Wow, does the Pope shit in the woods?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 6:48, archived)
# The new one does
because he's humble
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 7:45, archived)
# What it looks like to me
.


as the glasses always steam up
.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 9:27, archived)
# haha I know that buzz :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:02, archived)
# That's Life (of Pi)


Missed the relevant image challenge...
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:43, archived)
# that's some nice whaleage
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:44, archived)
# The CGI team behind Life of Pi
no doubt appreciate your praise.

I didn't make the whale, sadly.
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 0:48, archived)
# Whale a Pi'ed?
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 1:28, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 8:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:44, archived)
# she seems happy
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:50, archived)
# toothsome
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 5:34, archived)
# ozmbie selfie :D
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 10:04, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: FUNERALS


Funerals are all the rage, it would seem. So we're having a one word challenge devoted to them. Show us how you want to go, redesign the funeral system, draw ironic celebrity funerals, etc. Suggested by HappyToast.
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:15, archived)
# *sulks*
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:18, archived)
# The challenge this week is not to moan about the shitty challenge.
Oops
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Atleast it's not album cover \o/s movie poster \o/s
Again ;)
(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo Fun!!1
(, Wed 24 Apr 2013, 22:58, archived)

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