newsletter subject line challengewrite a line, la la la
better than, "blah blah blah"
(better than, "blah blah blah"
rob,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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the evolution of cats will save /board from extinction
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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HaHa!!! Egotist.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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oops, comedy (at work) account lolz PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:18,
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WELL I'M SATAN. BOW DOWN, BITCH!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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can i be your bitch? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:21,
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you already are Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:28,
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*humps Smash Monkey's leg* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:45,
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i knew i shouldn't have shaved Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:51,
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Forty pound midget with twenty pound balls is half nuts.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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Show me your papers!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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who do i have to fuck around here to get an F.P? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:58,
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i'll give it a miss, thenhe appears to be half dog, half sombrero
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:04,
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All bark and no bite!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:10,
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Maybe a gentle nibbling if you ask him nicely
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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all wag and no tail, more like Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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I'd like to see a TARDIS-shaped packaging for Country Life"It's butter on the inside!"
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:11,
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As free and truthful as a Zimbabwean election Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:07,
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Rob to be announced as new Doctor on Sunday"Ginger at last."
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:08,
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That's awesome! Did you make that up?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:15,
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HaHa!!! That didn't register with me when I read it.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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In the UK illegally? Read this or face arrest
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:16,
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Hence the Yosser expression "Gissa Job" Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:21,
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*arrests igor's face* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:25,
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*escapes as handcuffs not designed for faces*
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:27,
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Immigrant? Able to read English sufficiently to understand this notice? Alright then, as you were.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:40,
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i think you mean 'colossal fluke'..at least that's what i think
...not being hard on myself, i just have had a few others that were probably more fitting for FP display.
...although I do like the temporary meme-ification of ear-eyes cat
*goes back to celebrity headswaps* :D
(...not being hard on myself, i just have had a few others that were probably more fitting for FP display.
...although I do like the temporary meme-ification of ear-eyes cat
*goes back to celebrity headswaps* :D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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That sig is a LIE.Like your FP was.............OUCH!
Ha Ha!! XD/
(Ha Ha!! XD/
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:22,
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This digital wasteland earmarked for frackingIncidentally, amuses me that in the 80s the Tories annoyed everyone by stopping fossil fuel extraction in the North, and now they've annoyed everyone by wanting to start again...
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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Driving down Downing Street in our 'Get out now!' slogan-mobiles. 
Muns,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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You want the Italian embassy to close?
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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Can there ever be too much bunga bunga?
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:08,
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Nob-head prince in nob-head prince shock.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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B3ta, more desolate than a North East fracking site claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:38,
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It's the Shale of the Century. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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Under pressure to put my backpack in the cooker.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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I met Richard Whitehead yesterday, he's taller in real life.
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:28,
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Bloated, trapped wind? Fart more.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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Birthplace Of Whitley Bay
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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choke it down, you bitches Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Hitchcock"){kind=small}
Trip the light fantastic! Alfred is in Da house.
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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Shake Dat AZZZZZzzzzz
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:01,
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Always good to see this getting an outing:D
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:04,
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this gives me the fear every time you post it:)
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:12,
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That's totally looping with Misirlou on 6 Music right now
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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Wow!Them's some shapes
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:21,
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No no. These are images from a photo shoot. I only had to manipulate one.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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i'm manipulating oneright now
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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I know you are!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:56,
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DID. YOU. DELETE. A. THREAD!!?!!reminds me of my way home from work night before last.
got into a lane-rights dispute with a Russian. Had I known he was Russian beforehand, I would have simply yielded my right of way :P
whew! I was afraid barryheadwound had scared everyone off
...again
(got into a lane-rights dispute with a Russian. Had I known he was Russian beforehand, I would have simply yielded my right of way :P
whew! I was afraid barryheadwound had scared everyone off
...again
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:47,
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Yeah I didWouldn't let me change the file. It had to go. Didn't involve Bologna
(,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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angry birds?if not, i still like it :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:44,
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It was kind of a logical progression from the post below.Cheers
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:47,
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Cheers :o)Quietly pleased with the end result.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:52,
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shhhh!also very nicely done
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:56,
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I think I killed the board...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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hehebut my kids have made me HATE that man and song SO much
( Q4nobody,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:45,
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I took my daughter to nursery the other day and they were playing that.I wouldn't want to take her out of there as it's a damn good nursery, but one syllable of Gangam Style comes home with her and that's it.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:47,
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hahahaMy 7 year old know's every friggin' word of it. He and 3 mates sang/danced it at the school talent show!
( Q4nobody,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:48,
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It's apparently *Oppan*Which means "Oppa is"
www.policymic.com/articles/14958/gangnam-style-lyrics-translation-full-english-language-translation-for-the-latest-viral-hit
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070814164436AA4BAbu
(www.policymic.com/articles/14958/gangnam-style-lyrics-translation-full-english-language-translation-for-the-latest-viral-hit
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070814164436AA4BAbu
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:47,
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"oppa" is Seoul (slangy) abbreviation for "oppan"also: smartass
( Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:51,
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Looks like Sean is using Tippi's fists as a sort of rudimentary Breville.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:34,
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Mr Foreman had better get his ass onto this one, 'The Tittie Toastie'
(,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:37,
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Didn't notice that!She must have added that herself.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:49,
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she better wear a chinguard PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:47,
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I made a sandwich joke yesterday and nearly everyone just looked around nervously, avoided eye contact and tried to change the topic of conversation to the weather(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:40,
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ciabatta not try a joke like that again PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:45,
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that was a crummy joke PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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we better stopspazzcaptain thinks we are being a P.I.T.A.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:24,
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There was a kebab van owner who used to sell at village fayres, he'd often engage in banter and amusing sales pitch, and then his wife got pregnantThey heard the pita patter of tiny fetes.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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Oh my god that's clever
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:07,
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took f'kin ages too..should've been doing paid work (printing wedding stationery) but hey, they'll probably get divorced right? fuck 'em.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:09,
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You mean you couldn't convince them to go with Alfred Hitchcock wedding stationery?Philistines.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:16,
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oh eck...erm, do I bow? Or just smile and nod?
ta!
(ta!
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:20,
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*smiles* *waves**realises multi-tasking is taking place* *falls over*
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:47,
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cheers, ta!i'm off chasing zombies later, so had to get it done before lunch, busy day!
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:21,
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i hope you'd stored those in an old biscuit tin?and you didn't go back to them once you'd lit them?
ta.
(ta.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:22,
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that's a bit blimmin' good is that :)
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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:40,
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now you just watch that language!but thank you.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:45,
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Someone just called him a fat bastard....
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:06,
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That travelator needs oilingAlso it's pea-time from me
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:39,
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My dear fellow a chap does not simply stroll into Mordor don't you know.
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transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:30,
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Why not summon giant eagles and take The Birds there? Just fly North by NorthwestBetter than being Strangers on a Train. And when you get there you'd have to climb The 39 Steps up Mt Doom, which gives some people Vertigo, even with a climbing Rope. Then you have to fend off that Notorious and Spellbound Gollum, who's trying to steal the ring back, and it's not easy To Catch a Thief.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 9:47,
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hahaThere's too much on that little table. I hate it when there's too much on a table.
( Q4nobody,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:15,
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this needs more replies and clicks PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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ok, how aboutyou spelled moderately wrong?
other than that it's great.
(other than that it's great.
zog why change it now?,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:18,
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I just realised I can correct it.... and this message which was previously a cringing apology mistake? what mistake?
(,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 23:57,
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That isn't where a human male cock is supposed to be.I have scant experience of where a human male cock is supposed to be, however I can vouch with great certainty that my human male cock is nowhere near there.
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Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:48,
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That's because that's Alfred Hitchcockand your human male cock is not attached to Alfred Hitchcock
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 6:21,
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hahahaNicely done, but I agree with the positioning. His hand is pretty much in the right area at the beginning?
( Q4nobody,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:05,
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I hated this movie.
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:10,
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I hated Avatar. It gave me massive douche chills!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:24,
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mmkay, not seen Avatar.Although have many murky stories of people who where affected by the life changing and mind expanding world of 3D Avathingie.
(,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:28,
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All Lies. Although someone did fart in the audience when I saw it.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:31,
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No but I heard it in surround sound.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:35,
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Unfortunately BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:39,
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It was too blue for my liking. I'm not averse to blue but how blue was Avatar? Too blue I say.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:26,
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Blue freaks in 3D..............NO THANK YOU!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:28,
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I like freaks, I like blue, 3D is OK by me.The problem is when you mix them together, it's like children and petrol all over again.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:51,
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You're thinking of alcohol.Petrol fumes on children or anyone else burn more orange.
(,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 8:04,
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Din't realise old Hitchy Directed "The Secretary"For a fraction, thought it was Cronenberg Shivers but membered the opening (phnar phnar) scene was a pearly white Doceteours Tabulate, non? On the other shandy not clue what filum this is.
(,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:25,
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Frenzy I should have added a CDC
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:26,
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master of suspenders
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:50,
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Opss! Conteúdo não encontrado
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:51,
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just took longer for my server to wake up. try a refresh cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:54,
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Ah, het is nu zichtbaar op mijn scherm, en ik vind het leuk
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:56,
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you leave your scherm alone cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:00,
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such terrible internet bullying PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:49,
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You started it!!What have you done?
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:44,
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Can't draw it quickly enough...But, I'm seeing Ozzy Osbourne's Rock Devil hand sign (couldn't remember the correct phrase) with the Eyeyeyeye's of the stretched Cat Face and a Niggle of Alfred H Nomming the middle. Is it just Me?!?
Bring on the Mindpiss....
Or is it just me on me lonesome?
You stole from...mofaha...?Say your prayers!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:53,
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mofaha stole from mehe steals from everyone
...like an internet hamburglar
(...like an internet hamburglar
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:55,
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That's true...he tries to steal all my good lines...not so fucking Jolie
Gary Oldman
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.all my stuff
(Gary Oldman
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.
.all my stuff
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:59,
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Established members don't steal, they improve on the ideas of others.He will END YOU for this comment.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:04,
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Oh, how cute! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:17,
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Yeah, he's not cute and deformed like Pedro's cat.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:21,
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I know it's hard to defend an unpopular policy every once in a while . . .
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:27,
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I found the source pic, by the way,...you know...the one YOU stole off the interwebz.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:21,
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I look forward to your depiction of said cat with a nun's bald flaps draped cheeksidewith an eye in place of a clitoris.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:41,
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Ha Ha....I was working on a nun pic, but I got sidetracked with 'real work' this week.I'll try to finish that for you.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:45,
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real work?what do you do
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:55,
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When I'm not doing artz, I'm doing cement.Ever lift cement, Pedro?
It's not fun.
It's heavy!
I'd rather do my artz.
(It's not fun.
It's heavy!
I'd rather do my artz.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 2:05,
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have you ever gotten your dick stuck in drying cement? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 2:11,
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i got my dick stuck in a beehive once PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 2:23,
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This afternoon I re-watched Bad Lieutenant in an effort to prepare myself for your new magnificent presentation.I look forward to new Nun of the Above.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 2:01,
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How dare you tell me how I will react.That is WRONG and SILLY.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 2:13,
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Shut up and draw stuff for my entertainment.See how I'm ordering you about? That's how I will become established here.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 2:27,
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Nobody orders me around!I rule with a nuclear fist!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 2:47,
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OK I LIEDI watched Bad Lieutenant again but it was because oh, I don't know. Probably the bit in the bus station where he slaps them "upside" their heads a bit before they got on the bus.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 2:11,
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OK I LIED AGAINI like watching people taking drugs in films because I get hammered by proxy.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 2:22,
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Work that Thang!!!!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:33,
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