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[challenge entry] Very, very wrong.

Not that the original was particularly right, either.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
# It's also very hard to find a picture of Savile where he isn't staring directly at the camera.
It's like, instead of fearing that the camera will steal his soul, he's trying to use it to eat yours.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:56, archived)
# allegedly he was a necrophiliac too (according to Paul Gambaccini)
his "charity work" in the hospital gave him access to the morgue...sound too far-fetched?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2221922/Jimmy-Savile-necrophiliac-says-colleague-Paul-Gambaccini.html
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:02, archived)
# I heard that he used to stick his willy into roadkill
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:08, archived)
# whilst clutching a Ken doll between his arse cheeks and wearing a coal scuttle helmet
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:18, archived)
# and reciting the Koran backwards
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:19, archived)
# I think all this needs to be 'shopped
or how about the next image challenge :)
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# 'Make Savile look even creepier'?
Can't be done
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:40, archived)
# Aha!
A challenge!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# :p
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Been done.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Fuck !
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# ooooh shit
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# My eyes! My mind!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Dog Struttin'
 

 
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:36, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# haters gonna hate
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Haha, excellent
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# WALK IT BITCH
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Mutha!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:25, archived)
# *something about visiting dark, strange and mildewy passages*
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:31, archived)
# *bolk*
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Captain Kirk hated her cooking

(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:36, archived)
# We nearly had a fight in here last night Pedro and I want to apologise for my part in that.
I'm easily led you see.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:45, archived)
# *spazzes back*
b3ta.com/board/10990852
b3ta.com/board/10990818
oh yeah, hmmmm, lesseeee heeeeere :P

Ahh yes 'peer pressure' -- don't worry, it's natural human pack behavio(u)r ...either go along with it or stay out of the cave, freeze to death, then get eaten by a mountain lion.

It's all good
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
# anyone here familiar with the mini headphone plug pinout?
I know the ring closest to the plug is GND, but which is red (right) and which is white (left)

I have cheap FM smartphone transmitter thingy. The input jack is of inferior design. I was just going to cut the plug off at one end of the cable and solder right to the board of the transmitter.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:14, archived)
# you know what?
fuck all y'all, I'll just OHM it out :D :D

(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:15, archived)
# i believe left is tip
right is ring

it's all very gay, which ever way it is
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# 'tip' , 'ring' ?
That sounds like phone stuff, hmmmm
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Puny humans.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:27, archived)
# Radioactive mercury vaccinations cause autism and Hulk Syndrome!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:29, archived)
# Of course Hulk not have Hulk's underwear. Hulk definitely not wearing Hulk's underwear.
Hulk excellent driver.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:42, archived)
#
This is basically what the She-Hulk looks like in the comics, only much skankier. She's a classy broad, the She-Hulk.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# always up for a little Hulk....carry on
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Photoshop a kitten, they said
 


so I GIMPed one instead
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 4:25, archived)
# Mrow!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 4:43, archived)
# Also
GIMP 4 EVA!!!1
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 4:43, archived)
# I GIMPed a cat too.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:00, archived)
# 2fur
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:28, archived)
# Yeah, I get what you are saying,
But no.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 9:34, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:06, archived)
# I feel like I've forgotten something...
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:22, archived)
# Got it!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:40, archived)
# 3rd time's a charm
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:55, archived)
# Look at my cats, Pedro
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:35, archived)
# you live under a waterfall
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# i wish i still had cats
I miss my Allie
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 14:34, archived)
# *ERROR*
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:14, archived)
# Hello kittycat!
I shall hug you and squeeze you and call you George.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 5:23, archived)
# am i doing it right?
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 6:48, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 6:04, archived)
#
 

 
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 7:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 9:04, archived)
# more of this type of thing!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:15, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 13:12, archived)
# whoa
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# I Pedro-ized a pic of my old cat Penny!

(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 8:32, archived)
# no cat is safe!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 8:45, archived)
# i die
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Please won't somebody think of the poor dogs?

(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:51, archived)
# FP THIS NOW! :-)
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 17:33, archived)
# Use the pause Luke.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 2:18, archived)
# heh heh -- ahhhhh, the days of 4-head VCRs
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 2:29, archived)
# Forehead VCRs?
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Mmm, nice Beta.
(, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# great
Lovely shopping
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 4:07, archived)
# I think I'm going to see this in my nightmares.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 0:17, archived)
# Yiur SEXMARES uou mean!@
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 0:48, archived)
# Yeah, ok.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 1:29, archived)
# Correct me if I'm wrong, just a wild stab in the dark here.
Have you perhaps had a few beverages this evening?
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 2:07, archived)
# 'barges in'
Re: (|D[ekionplexis, have I missed something?

Edit: I see, found his profile.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 2:09, archived)
# it was a flounce ;)
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 4:20, archived)
# Absolutely not.
Sober as a judge.
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 3:53, archived)
# Aargh no
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 1:14, archived)
# Oho, but yes!
(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] What rhymes with Hitchcock?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:09, archived)
# Prawns?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:18, archived)
#
woodstock
ballcock
tussock
gridlock
bollock
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:21, archived)
#
hey!
hey!
hey!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:32, archived)
# Fucksock.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 23:34, archived)
# sonic cock
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Shit Chcock?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:37, archived)
# Mitch Block.
A popular musical entertainer from the 1930s. His songs included "Mother, why not wash the tiger?" and "Hang another lady on the old oak tree."
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:38, archived)
# "video is blocked in ur cuntry lol"
:D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:43, archived)
# RIScock
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Bitchsock.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 23:03, archived)
# No it doesn't it rhymes with pot.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# Why, you cheeky monkey, you.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 23:57, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
#

(, Sun 4 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Warning.......low hummus..........
.

.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 20:19, archived)
# i like the punnage
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:11, archived)
# TRIPLE MEATUS DELIGHT
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] ooh, Hitchcock
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Reminds me...
...of something I uploaded to Cheezburger a few years ago:

(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:24, archived)
# You think it made the cut? :P
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:40, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:29, archived)
# looking good
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:45, archived)
# eek! almost looks like adrawing by Connor
...but that cat thing is sooo last week
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:55, archived)
# in my defence
i wasn't here last week
also... shouldn't that have tits?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha, a little like this old one
a little like this old one
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Cat- the original question mark
 photo questionmark2.jpg
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:59, archived)
# i don't know what that is
but i missed my 66,666th post!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:00, archived)
# no six for you today
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Indy! The joint is going out!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:01, archived)
# D'OH! I'm so stoned I forgot to light it.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Whut? Mm. Heh-heh. Yeah, maybe. Dunno.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:09, archived)
# sorted
fuckinhell -__-
*lights another*
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Twos!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:37, archived)
# issgoodshit
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 19:05, archived)
# RIP RDLI
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:36, archived)
# i hope it's at least short and round
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
# You caw him Doctor Jooones, darl!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:11, archived)
# we're not sinking, we're CRASHING!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:21, archived)
# *yawn*...no crashes here...
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 19:24, archived)
# This made me salivate a little.
I've been boinker-free for a month now.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Sorry sorry sorry
sorry
sorry
sorry
it appears i broke the board
sorry
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Yes you're right. You broke the board.
Naughty atomic.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 20:36, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Achtung!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Sir I must salute you on this post
which has me chuckling away to myself
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:01, archived)
# You realise you've probably opened the floodgates for this particular image, don't you?
What has been a steady trickle is about to become a raging torrent*.

* No refunds given.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:06, archived)
# have you lost your rubber pants again?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
# On loan.
Gimp Night at The Fairway.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# damn! i forgot!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 19:10, archived)
# from the makers of shadow boxing and jogging on the spot
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] haha have a pea
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] This was the second ever thing I posted to the b3ta board


And it is just as shite now as when I made it.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
# there is no curse in elvish, entish or the tongues of men for this treachery
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Alfred Hitchcock for President?
I agree
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# "Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Gimli, Dibble, Gloin."
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:38, archived)
# Speak "Fred" and enter.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:38, archived)
# My god.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:56, archived)
# And this is how it all works.

(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# the pulsations make this seem slightly less disturbing
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# I'll try and do something slightly more disturbing later
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)
# you usually do
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:26, archived)
# I probably had too much sugar.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# i wouldn't be surprised
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:49, archived)
# All seems in order here.
Carry on.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# I think everything is adequately exemplified in this instance, indeed.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:33, archived)
# eat shit and die
jusssayin'
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# He won't die he won't if you cut off his head.
jussayin'
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:33, archived)
# last night at the proms
bring-your-own instrument
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Yes, the blartlephone.
Used as part of the Triumphant Rasping section of the orchestra.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Oranus.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:40, archived)
# You'll have to speak up, he's on the mobile.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Tubgirl's friend, tubeboy.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:05, archived)
# When they met...
it was a mess.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a shaaaark! I'm a shaaaark!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:24, archived)
# We're gonna need..................a boat...
...so we can hide under it.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# ...so we can paint it to look like a shark, hide under it, then join in.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Google 'shark boat'...go ahead...I'll wait...
BU-WAHH-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Also this; a rare find indeed:
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Which leads to this;
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
# sharks always get the blame
but we know it's really the dolphins
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# And then leads to this:
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Which inevitably gives rise to this:
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:30, archived)
# Accordingly the conclusion is this -
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Epilogue:
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:56, archived)
# The inevitable remake -
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:59, archived)
# Needs more 18" stonehenge.
;)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:07, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:13, archived)
# I've been planning on watching this again. Today for sure! :D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:19, archived)
# Don't forget to press your Dobly button.
Also - b3ta-esque moment from the 'Tap.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHdzKdZF2G4
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Tub Shark LOLz
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:03, archived)
# possibly the silliest film ever
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Yeah, "North By Northwest" was a bit implausible.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:52, archived)
# positively laughable
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:56, archived)
# in answer to your tagline
everyone in Leeds
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# that'd take all weekend!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:24, archived)
# not if you go twos up
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)
# i'm not doing that again!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Good evening.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Also:
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:20, archived)
# loving the details
click
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# hehe, this is muchly woosome
I want a 'mom-in-a-box'
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# I had a mom-in-a-box.
She's now a mom-in-a-jar-at dad's-house.
Seems happy enough.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# interweb knobhead
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:20, archived)
# I also have a beard.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:22, archived)
# he has nicked your tuckaway™ undies
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# A gift.
He earned them.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# It's hidden by the blue skivvies there, innit?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 22:15, archived)
# i bet it's bath salts
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# He prefers showers.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# loofah
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# many varieties of wrong going on there
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Congratulations, it's a director!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Really worthless...^^;
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Hullo again Moggy, I hope you are well, that's a pretty picture.

(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# haha
thanks :)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
#
Obama?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 15:43, archived)
# I didn't touch her.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 19:49, archived)
# silent but deadly
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# looking good
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:03, archived)
# leave Obama alone!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:07, archived)
# That made me chuckle hard, I hope I didn't wake up mofaha's wife.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# your' laughing now...
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:20, archived)
# I hope that's a temporary disease.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# filthy thread-deleter!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:57, archived)
# I'm sorry!
I accidentally made a new one in image mode while trying to reply to Moggy. I'm surprised anyone saw it at all.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:09, archived)
# you underestimate the sneakiness
;)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:23, archived)
# fucking fuck
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Ha-ha! Blimey.
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:28, archived)
# She never wakes up while I'm shagging her.....
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# a bit 'Phantom of the Opera' innit?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:25, archived)
# leave princess Leia alone
I'v also complained to the bbc about their news site...

(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:41, archived)
# :-)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# haha....gotta lorra love for Phil's gaffs :)
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:55, archived)
# Leave Pedro Alone!
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Augustus Hitchcock
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] He is not best pleased
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
# arf!
What lapel-matching algorithm....
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 3 Aug 2013, 16:46, archived)

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