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# In anticipation of the new Smurfs film.

WHERE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM?
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)
# We're
from Dartmoor, on the run.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:36, archived)
# Brought back memories, that did...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=wAjuH-ewvKo&t=86
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:57, archived)
# *Auto-Click*
Superb, just superb! :)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:32, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# This is what happens after too much smurfing beer.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:43, archived)
# FUCK KNOWS MOTHER BUT THIS ACID'S STRONG.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# under the fucking sofa after seeing that bastard
also, smurf moobs!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
# nah, that one's smurfette
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:39, archived)
# she's changed
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# crystal meth :(
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Bah Mind the Piss
Should have known you would get there first
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# I love Smurf Breasts
That is really quite scary. Clicks with eyes closed
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Delicious baked with tarragon and a slice of lemon.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:32, archived)
# When I asked
you to draw me, I didn't say you could keep doing it.
Also, woo!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:55, archived)
# We haven't got enough to do our whole bodies...

IS IT OK IF WE JUST GO-BLUE-BUMM'ED???
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:57, archived)
# i'm imagining the lovely blue arse-prints they'd make
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:01, archived)
# He can't wait
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# hahaaha
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
# The nips make it super creepy
w/y/h
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# the nipples!
XD
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha, almost too tired to click...
/clicks, goes back to bed for unsatisfying sleep.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:10, archived)
# i'm not clicking this until i know that minion was unharmed
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Lovely Stuff
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha
nice work
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:33, archived)
# nicely
..
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd drive it...
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:03, archived)
# Me too, but I find the turning circle a bit wide...
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Should be "Christ! Oor sad dress!", but she slips up when she's angry.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Hooray for written regional accents!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:31, archived)
# Well, who's more qualified than the Queen to say "Glasgow belongs tae me"?
EDIT: Pending the success of Scottish nationalists.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:45, archived)
# She will still be the monarch,
even if Scotland becomes independent. I don't think they're planning on becoming a republic.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Aha! Very good :)
Cheer up Queeny! It might not be an anus horribilus!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ha, nice.
nice. and shoe-horning in an older one for the challenge...
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# 'kin Nora...
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Just found this in a dusty old folder
Made it ages ago for an email exchange, that was long dead by the time I was finished.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:03, archived)
# I need to leave a copy of this
on a few colleague's desks
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# So I found this picture of a cat standing on it's hind legs.

It's amazing.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Great expression!!!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# I mean, REALLY amazing.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
# What a cat.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Amazing cat
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:51, archived)
# No medal for him either...
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Sadness.
It's furrism.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:56, archived)
# John Terry's nicked it
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:27, archived)
# This one is pretty awesome too.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:56, archived)
# AMAZING
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:14, archived)
# This is my favourite.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
did you see the one with the CG dancing baby?
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:53, archived)
# No, not seen that.
Do you have a linky?
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:56, archived)
# Pffft!
Internets is showing its age now.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, archived)
# psst...........top tip...move the eyes into the ears for an FP
sssh(don't tell anyone I told you though)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# ....and make it 400px wide
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha
winner!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Prince Willy warmer.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Sitting on Will's cock, more like
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, archived)
# ahahaha
outstanding. i think that standing cat has a future
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# His stoicism is what I find most inspiring.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:03, archived)
# He's pretending he wasn't staring at her arse a second before she looked round
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:06, archived)
#
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# :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# What a thread!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:29, archived)
# It had to be done.
That cat is AMAZING.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Hopefully it will
earn a place in b3takit.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# It's here for anyone that wants to use it.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# A couple before getting back to work...
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# .
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wunderbar!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:59, archived)
#
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# :D
YES!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Epic. Just epic.
*relurks* :)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:31, archived)
# what an odd, furry penis
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Ahhh simple genius
Great thread :-D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Simply brilliant, what a thread!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# I was hoping you might post your Death Star cat...
/hopes
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:42, archived)
# I was tempted by a crossover feat. them both
/as per the twitter request :) But given lack of time (and faith) have the original...
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:45, archived)
# This still makes me laugh
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha
It just speaks volumes.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:52, archived)
#
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# Yay! This is marvellous. Hello all
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:15, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Blimeys!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:19, archived)
# e-hug to all of b3ta
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# This... is a cat.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Sadly he is no longer with us
but this was recovered in the rubble of 2011

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:31, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Suddenly he's wishing he had a proton pack.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:54, archived)
# no... there is another.....
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:04, archived)
# focus dammit!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:16, archived)
# Such stoicism.
:D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# Lunch!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
These are all great.

Thanks to everyone for contributing to this thread, truly an amazing standing cat thread.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Watched this film again the other night. He is so good as the T1000.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:12, archived)
# .
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha behind you!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:25, archived)
# Here's staring at you (cat).
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:27, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Smart cat!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha
was just thinking of this one.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:35, archived)
# You really got the ball rolling around here! Great thread!!!!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHA super thread evry one :-)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# One more.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# ha, I did that one while I was doing the Yoda one but thought it wouldn't qualify - until I saw Monkeon's below :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Ok, one more more.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:27, archived)
# more more more?
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:43, archived)
# .
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:43, archived)
# HaHA!!!!
shit in my cat box
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Is that tall one Bernard Bresslaw (far left at the back, facing the wrong way)?
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:56, archived)
# heheh
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Obligatory post
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:29, archived)
# what DOUG said ^
best thread in a evar
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Prince, S.S. Diana.


4EVA in R HARTZ etc
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Good work chap!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:47, archived)
# Ta,
but I was only following orders...
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# :D good job ...except of course for the face-matching, and the seams
...but other than that it's good
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams eh...?
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Proper LOL :D
The faces win everything!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Seams all in order
Woo
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:01, archived)
# Purple Reign? *bum-tish*
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:27, archived)
# I rise....... and bring you Wallpapers
[unlurk]



Clicky for wallpapers!
Something I worked up over the weekend & spent FAR too much time on. Hope y'like!

[relurk]

(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Oooooh me likey!
Nice work!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
#
Thankee!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Nice.
I have totally missed out on Breaking Bad. There's just too much stuff these days.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# it would be worth paying for netflix for a couple of months just to get it all (except the 2nd half of season5)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Au contraire!
The second half of S05 is going live right after they're aired in the US.. win!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Que?
EDIT: DIRTY NINJA
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:38, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:54, archived)
# That is to say
each episode is being released ASAP- the first one just went live this morning!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:59, archived)
# It's tempting
but I'm still only half way through the first series of Game of Thrones.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Just seen your webpage,
you're probably familiar with a distant cousin of mine Baz. He's big into kayaking in Ireland.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# oh-
Haa, entirely likely- it;s a tight community over here :D
(, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Eddie iz 'ard
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:18, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:32, archived)
# reet good 'postrophe and top 'shop to boot
click :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
...and ning! :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Needs more stiffy.
Clicked.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:31, archived)
# Extra points if you deliberately chose Dan 'ardy as the source.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:35, archived)
# Hehe
Just noticed that! :)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:48, archived)
# What are the chances?
And what are the chances of of anyone else knowing who the fuck Dan Hardy is? :P
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:51, archived)
# :D
;)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Ninj!
Hi Ninj, nice work as per usual.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:45, archived)
# Hai sir!!
Why thank you :) \O/
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
#
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# winner concept =)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:24, archived)
# I love their skinny jeans...
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:57, archived)
# sympathy reply :D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:29, archived)
# Oof!!
:D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Oh my.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:53, archived)
# how silly
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Ning!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Thank you
This WILL help me wank, rest and play!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Id show her a milky way
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:20, archived)
# They are certainly not smaltesers
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:21, archived)
# Tasty
*nibbles*
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:26, archived)
# nicely
(all the best replies have been done :D)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Hehehe
:D
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:33, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:24, archived)
# That's straightened out my Curly Wurly
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] hull?
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:08, archived)
# Too soon man
Game over man, Game over
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# I feel I should comment on the font.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] the choice, is yours!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:03, archived)
# :D cheer up Christian, you might be picked
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:05, archived)
# he messed up the last answer
He was asked 'if you were an animal, what would you be and why?'
And he said 'You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood, er... I mean a lion, because I could be king of your jungle... sorry.'
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:09, archived)
# ...with an axe to the face
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:21, archived)
# nice one =)
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 11:27, archived)
# contestant number one.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Jaws was never my scene...
My first (and probably last) ever Star Wars post, as well as my first ever C.D.C.
...I did draw the balls with the requisite 3 pubes each, but it just made it look like he was wanking someone else off. I didn't want that on my conscience - Guinness has done some terrible things to me over the years, but that's the drink, not the actor.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 4:22, archived)
# I reckon as long as we know they're there
we don't actually have to see them.
I admire your attention to detail.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 4:26, archived)
# Thanks.
I hope it makes up for the lack of quality.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 6:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 6:53, archived)
# Woah, Sunday night threadrush
New Topman exclusive
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# This is too good.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha good one.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Needs moar irony.
*clix*
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 1:56, archived)
# So exclusive even the Zeitgeist hasn't got one yet.
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 3:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Now if only I could remember where I put my viewers?
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 22:39, archived)
# it's erm,doomsday
it's always doomsday on soaps :)
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 22:54, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely must have bindun...
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Would you kindly Ramble On.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 21:48, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 22:01, archived)
# ooooh ,shiny
*likes shiny things*
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Worst example of RAS Syndrome: "LED lights".
Also woo to the pic.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
# *clicks*
Brilliant!
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm so sorry
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:14, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:17, archived)
# I think I'll just give up
Or summat
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:19, archived)
# never! nothing wrong with a bit of mindpiss
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:21, archived)
# *group hug*
Ah, that feels better.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:22, archived)
# Biggin' it up for the massive staines.
or something.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:18, archived)
# haha :)
Don't worry about someone pissing in your mind. It happens to the best of us, so just imagine what it's like for duffers like me.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha....................this should win
*still loves Ali G*

click
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Is it because I is filtad?
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:15, archived)
# you should be able to tell that more that anyone
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:37, archived)
# oh so now you're ignoring me?
well played, mo'
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 2:10, archived)
# eat a bowl of fuck
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 2:26, archived)
# 'offers diazepam'
(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:45, archived)
# i dont wanna know what he pours
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:46, archived)
# Probably for the best.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:54, archived)
# You should see how he does a black russian.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:03, archived)
# I'd be more worried about asking for a cider.
Ah, I see I am unable to post in the right place after all this time.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Doesn't pour anything
as that's the handy pump dispenser.
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 22:00, archived)
# skip to 30:35....interesting snippet
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 19:56, archived)
# Was he beating him with his tail?
(, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 20:03, archived)

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