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# Cat on a wire
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Look of concentration...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# Ha ha! Terrifying!
Also, Maggie Smith?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:46, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 1:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# This is stunningly beautiful.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:24, archived)
# XDTHANKS!XD
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# wah nay!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
# yup
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Too wide for the FP
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:38, archived)
# Only solution: change the FP
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# 666 wide
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Marvelous stuff

(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Ha! Ha! Class!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Wonderful :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:44, archived)
# o/'
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# needs more latches please
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:46, archived)
# itz full o' outpourinz
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:18, archived)
# Maybe Dekion will see this and post an ever-increasing series of interlocking gifs by way of reply.
C'mon, Dek!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:50, archived)
# the place makes far too much sense without him
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# did he flounce?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# I was wondering that
Though he does tend to disappear for periods
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# No, he just left.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:14, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# FOKKEN PRAWNZ!!!
Does that help?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# ^...Come back!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
# CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:02, archived)
# nope
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Just hope he survived the freezing process...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# fuck you man!!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Goodness me you're an angry young fellow, no wonder people are leaving b3ta.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
#

(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:38, archived)
# On meeting this creature I would hand over my wallet immediately
and leg it.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
# You hand your wallet over and run. As the snivelling gets fainter the roar of water gets louder.
You burst through the undergrowth and emerge over a waterfall which is hundreds of feet tall.
You are dead. Turn to page one to play again.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Since when have you been reading my dreams?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 22:23, archived)
# itz out of love
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:57, archived)
# there is no more 'We'
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# 't Bottom' makes no sense without the 'We'.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 18:31, archived)
# you can't have a funeral without F-U-N
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:45, archived)
# You can't have an edroHin without a big P.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 20:53, archived)
# bla..
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:29, archived)
# Pfffffft!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:28, archived)
#


It came to me in a dream.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Zardoz cat, bless him....
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:50, archived)
# i think he needs to lay off it
it's clearly getting the better of him
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Get your arse to Whiskars
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:02, archived)
# :D
much better
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# much better :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:09, archived)
# OH my god he's got a gun!!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Mew weeks!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Haha yay :-)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Great song and they have a catchy dance routine too.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# It's just gone noon, half past monsoon on the banks of the River Nile.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Sounds more like C. W. McCall
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a protest...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Burqa one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# ONE STEP BEYOOOOOOOOOOONND!!!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:23, archived)
# *floats into air with comedy trousers while playing sax*
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:25, archived)
# now i have to listen to wings of a dove
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Jump in the line
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:23, archived)
# i love me a bit of harry b :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The "Never Letting Go" Celebrity Special.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Superb Cap'n!!
Shuriken 'n' *click* :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Any exotic adventures planned for your weekend?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Flashback Festival in Clumber Park mate!
How about your goodself? :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# Sweet. Have fun, man.
Other than a gathering at a friend's house, later, no plans made for the weekend.
There are things I should most definitely be doing, but I can't be arsed.
8D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Sounds perfect!
Have a good one :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
/enclickens
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Hoorah!
:D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:16, archived)
# What's that Jeremy? someone's glued your hands to the stick?
oh dear, never mind
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:22, archived)
# Airfix model glue.
*shifts gaze to James May*
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Ticket to ride, white line highway.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:30, archived)
# Ah
this fills me with so much glee :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha weeeee yay :-)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Thanks for the FP, kind person.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha brilliant

(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Could've been a Nintendo
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:07, archived)
# :D a welcome return for Keyboard Cat
Play him off, Jake, play him off...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:09, archived)
# It really is the meme that keeps on giving.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Enigmatic.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:04, archived)
# Do I need to do the Cat with Pearl Earring?
Can't someone else do it?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:11, archived)
# Hahahaha! This sinks in.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 17:49, archived)
# "Draw me like one of your french pussies."
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 1:04, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:26, archived)
# You gotta work that upper right, Rocky.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Toss The Saber
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL @ the startreks
Have The Red Bull Extreme Narrowboat Water-Skiing World Series from Norfolk.

(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And this to scar you for life:
The 5x100 Loose Women Synchronised Mud Wrestling Team.

(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:27, archived)
# DID NOT NEED TO SEE
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:31, archived)
# take two and call me in the morning
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Thank you Adblock
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I have adblock, how does it stop images? or is it specific ones?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Right click on an image and you should get an option to Adblock this image.
You can set the filter at a range of levels.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Ta,
but guessing you have to first see it, to then block it?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:21, archived)
# ctrl+shift+v
Shows you a list of all the blockable items on a page.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:51, archived)
# Reminds me of Glastonbury in the late eighties
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
I like this!
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:43, archived)
# Where are you going, tiny Scottish Jedi?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:44, archived)
# :D
:)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Nae, mon
That's a *light* saber
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Indoor skydiving anyone?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:48, archived)
# Cool thing is,
that exists though.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:27, archived)
# Really?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:49, archived)
# Yay :-)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Yay!
Although... it's been Vizzed!

(, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 10:51, archived)
# Ahhhhh bollocks!
When will these time traveling peddlers of sexist 80's humour stop the thievery?
(, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:30, archived)
# British holiday makers have been advised to stay inside
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Tut, tut...
...see what I did there? ;)

Oof BTW :D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Your MUMMY phoned, she says that joke was PHAROAHnuff, but I think she's in deNILE
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:03, archived)
# I don't think you've got ZIGGURAT right
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Hull
Is SO your destination
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Too Soon!!!!
etc.......
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:47, archived)
# i'd attempted something, but i fear I swung and missed.

(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Ow fuck :-)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] The office chair olympics...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Gladys!!!!
Not seen that sheepy fizzog round here for a bit!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Ewe Pea Roaster!!!
I like it
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Whee!
Look at him go :D
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:17, archived)
# YIPPEE
Now even the dullest of jobs is exciting.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Yay :-)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:59, archived)
# I can't understand
..why this sport hasn't caught on. Seems like a sure-fire winner to me
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] An essential start to your sporting day
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:10, archived)
# I'd win that hands down...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:26, archived)
# it's the obvious solution for office block toastal delivery
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:35, archived)
# YES!!!!
*Click*
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Has that toaster been using steroids?
Edit: no, I see it's The Magic Of Chutney's Toast Thruster that's on drugs.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:27, archived)
# :D :D
you done good!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:45, archived)
# What, exactly, is going on there?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:24, archived)
# Also
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Annual bog snorkelling championships obviously
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:39, archived)
# or you, you might say (titter)
you might say, it's the, the annual MOG snorkelling championship...
bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:02, archived)
#


(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:28, archived)
# that's exactly what i thought it was
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:30, archived)
# let me guess...standing cat
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:35, archived)
#
Revolving cat.

The choice of colours is making me queasy.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:40, archived)
# I like radiation.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:55, archived)
# Scintillation detector cat, doesn't trip off the tongue.
Looks like I got away with the naked pic by posting late/early.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:06, archived)
# Why it was in Rob's personal file, I'll never know.
Why I was in Rob's personal file, I'll never know.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:09, archived)
# He'll take the secrets of his perversions to the grave.

up in 5hrs, g'night/morning/whatever
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 6:17, archived)
# but
all the cool kids are doing it
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:55, archived)
# It got smaller...WTF?!*
*That's what she said.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:56, archived)
# Very Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:56, archived)
# last one -- nunight
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Who is Han Solo?
usuk XD/
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:12, archived)
# trippin hard now............/
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:13, archived)
# They look like bacteria
I have this

(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:30, archived)
# There's no need to be so gram-negative.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 4:22, archived)
# hey, you sunk my battleship
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 6:11, archived)
# With different rotation speeds?
You've upset my world.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 10:01, archived)
# watch it, bub
i can do worse
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 12:52, archived)
# IT IS TIME.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:36, archived)
# he dances to Metallica this very moment
BAT-TER-RAY.....BAT-TER-RAY!!!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Are either of those Michael Fish?
Have this, I didn't really know where I was heading with it...

(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:52, archived)
[challenge entry] And bobbing for kittens...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:07, archived)
# Isn't that Dr, Magnus Pyke?

I just checked GIS and I think it is.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:53, archived)
# Pykepiss
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:55, archived)
# Definitely
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:06, archived)
# thats the guy,
couldn't think of his name, ta.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:08, archived)
# oh hello, theif!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:09, archived)
# who cares
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:37, archived)
# Isnt that Magnus Pyke?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:54, archived)
# Don't tell him Magnus!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:11, archived)
# isnt that Angus Spike
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:09, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 7:28, archived)
# he's not really alive, that is all done with magnets
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 7:36, archived)
# That's Magnus Pyke.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 9:40, archived)
# Congratulations to everyone who spotted the hidden Pykey! You win a boxed set of "Birds of a Feather" on Betamax.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 16:43, archived)
# This would have been better when he left for Russia
I make this joke every time I go to the airport, going on 2 years now.

Nobody ever laughs, but I'm never discouraged. Toujours gai mon brave.


(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:56, archived)
# oh dear god no
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:05, archived)
# Punnage!
Hahaha
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:28, archived)
# preparez le device de spangage
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:56, archived)
# Is Imagining a Sport?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:41, archived)
#
this looks like a valid science experiment.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:43, archived)
# He was talking to his Dad.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
#
this looks contrived
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:55, archived)
# All gods are.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:21, archived)
# Not another one who thinks Obama's God?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Obama was reincarnated as a chair in the future, and sent back in time just for this special moment.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:24, archived)
# b3ta is so blessed
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# I wonder what he did to come back as a chair.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# good work culminating in enlightenment
probably.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:32, archived)
# I'd rather come back as a beanbag
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# I'm coming back as an ice cream cone, so I can be licked to death.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:37, archived)
# who does the licking?
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:40, archived)
# A fat, hungry woman.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:15, archived)
# that's the best kind
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:24, archived)
# Oh, I was reserving my choices to seating appliances.
If I had a choice beyond seating appliances but limited to the realm of the inanimate I would plump for coming back as one of those teeth braces with the plastic lump that goes at the roof of the mouth. Not only do you get a whole host of lodged food to sup on but get to make the wearer sound well silly.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:43, archived)
# a retainer?
orthodontists are evil.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:05, archived)
# all those little polystyrene bits? ew!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:39, archived)
# He practiced being on all fours.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:33, archived)
# for all our sins
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Speak for yourself...I am self-righteous.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:38, archived)
# If I came back as a set of book-ends.
I'd be shelf-righteous.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:45, archived)
# ^ this is comedy right here folks!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:54, archived)
# I just think he's shelfish. Like an oyster.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:12, archived)
# (prawn fail)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:30, archived)
# *trademarks and copyrights*
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:32, archived)
# Don't touch my b3ta !!!
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:36, archived)
# mwha ha ha
(in a gently benevolent stylee)
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:41, archived)
# 311 got the boom y'all
Omofaha Stylee
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:47, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:29, archived)
# Karmic punishment for farting on people.
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:36, archived)
# I was thinking it was punishment for the peace prize
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:32, archived)
# 'hears tinkling watch in background'
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Think I fixed that.
Also, I started making a tumbleweed .gif but got bored,
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:33, archived)
# Still dont understand why this cat became so popular...
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 1:39, archived)
# now I know what you're thinking Clint
did that cat just lose 7 lives or was it 8?
well, you just have to ask yourself one thing, punk,
"Do I feel lucky?"
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 2:57, archived)
# Nicely
(, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 3:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Challenge and Bandwagon
All in one!


edit - and I didn't see the one below before I posted...
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Ticks all boxes. Splendid!
Click
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Which one is the sportsperson here?
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 22:58, archived)
# Surely one is a sportsperson
the other is a cathelete.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:13, archived)
# furcock
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# Henry Rollins looking good.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:06, archived)
# QUINCY!
overly vague black flag reference
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:10, archived)
#
BLACK COFFEE
DRINKIN BLACK COFFEE
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Call him a big tosser in a skirt
I dare you.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Butty Chucking
This image portrays the infamous Charles (Chuck) McApple attempting a truly heroic Glaswegian chip and ketchup butty lob over Loch Dup.
Deep controversy surrounds his failure to go for the Sassenach brown sauce accompaniment.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 21:03, archived)
# No it doesn't.
That's the man on the Scott's Porage Oats box.
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Me-Ow
(, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 23:14, archived)

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