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# He's judging how far it is to jump on the cat!


Jebus H Corbett! 10 years!!!!?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:18, archived)
# Yay, happy b3rthday fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:21, archived)
# Cheers :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:42, archived)
# sniffin bums and eatin nuts
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:26, archived)
# Let's see him catch this little pussy.....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:41, archived)
#

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 14:18, archived)
# *crosses legs defensively*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Happy candils !1!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:38, archived)
# Thanks
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:46, archived)
# it flies when you're having fun
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:00, archived)
# It's been a very quick d3cade
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Happy d3cade, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Thanks :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Nice one
though its tail is going to catch fire if it's not careful
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:54, archived)
# 10 years of quality.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 15:03, archived)
# Why thankyou
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 15:50, archived)
# Merry Kandells!
Hooray!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 17:46, archived)
# stoggaf
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 7:08, archived)
# *spills coffee*
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:39, archived)
# sgaflol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 15:05, archived)
# "I have a Deram"

Most people know that August 28th is the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King's famous "I have a Dream" speech at the Lincoln Memorial, but few are aware of the scheduling mix-up that resulted in his accidental "I have a Deram" speech about his jazz record collection to a dyslexics rally at the same location the day before.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 5:34, archived)
# Nice
and you deserve a sympathy post
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 6:16, archived)
# It's OK, but thanks. :)
I'm well aware that it's 6am over there.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 6:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 25 Aug 2013, 7:08, archived)
# Of course before that they used to lie awake at night,

wondering if there was a dog.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 7:57, archived)
# I Have A DRAM!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 7:23, archived)
# Tuba
Son of a long time friend, came up via local brass band to play a bit of tuba. Google '"Peter Smith" tuba'.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 7:58, archived)
# That's "Big Time!"
I just play in local bands, mostly jazz, a bit of rock, and some old time junk music. I never got into the Classical stuff. No way to make a living...
(but I know most of the professional tuba operators in my area.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:18, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MAKE WEST YORKSHIRE LOOK BETTER!

cfb101Kb
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 4:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "honey, did you clean the fridge?" ... "yeah"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 4:35, archived)
# Spectacular
Tentacular



Talk to Moggy.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 5:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Done
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 5:26, archived)
# The opposite might be a fun theme too.
"Turn famous places into gypsy encampments"
...or whatever PC term you mother country forrins are calling them these days.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 6:15, archived)
# But where will we get hold of tactical nuclear weapons on a bank holiday weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 25 Aug 2013, 7:25, archived)
# *Opens CRAZY stuj's NUKE EMPORIUM*
VISIT CRAZY STUJ'S! FOR ALL YOUR MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION NEEDS!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 25 Aug 2013, 7:45, archived)
# *visits*
*buys all the precious things*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:47, archived)
# Seriously
Where is that ?
Is the caravan for sale ?
Have they been on the telly on that horeders programme, (sp. deliberate) ?
Is the house next door, Band D Council Tax ?
Does anyone run sightseeing trips ? "See Last of the Bummer Whine Country".
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 7:48, archived)
# sadly, it is a real place
apart from the six meme images, everything else is, 'as is'.
i did some sub-contract work near there three or four years before streetview, and it looks the same on there as i remember, but with less horse-drawn carts.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:54, archived)
# Lots of West Yorkshire is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:32, archived)
# the south yorkshire part of west yorkshire
is a right dump.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:06, archived)
#
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:52, archived)
# are audi having a laugh?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:58, archived)
# Are audi having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:06, archived)
# Auti.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:03, archived)
# shakeitallabouti
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:05, archived)
# I bet that's a nice ride! *wink*wink*nudge*nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:06, archived)
# I have heard that they are very reasonable automobiles.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:07, archived)
# Yeah, I'd like to take that on a bumpy road...
....ahh see...you fucked it up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:10, archived)
# Not at all. I have heard that they have very able suspensions.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:30, archived)
# I bet that would travel swiftly, quietly and efficiently through Cleckheaton and the rest of the Spen valley.
If you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:11, archived)
# I just want huge headlights.
Is that too much to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:13, archived)
# and powerful hooters
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:58, archived)
# with an easily accessible boot
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 4:11, archived)
# It's a rational request if your travel plans include low-visibility conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 4:38, archived)
# you know it would have been funny if you had the car coming out of the navel on the second frame
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:32, archived)
# fp?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:33, archived)
# Feel free to make and post that.
For myself, I stand by the simplicity and clarity of my original vision.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:37, archived)
# I lost the better one
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 6:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 6:57, archived)
# bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:59, archived)
# Thank you for finally killing that bandwagon which I didn't like one bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:03, archived)
# No No No!
you must like this, otherwise b3ta will die and it will be your fault
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:10, archived)
# b3ta will never die, it will regenerate by feeding on its own DEATHSHIT.
Next bandwagon : standing Guardbridge manure.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:29, archived)
# Noone can ignore the power of teh fluffeh.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:32, archived)
#
we need to gather round and touch each other
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:41, archived)
# B3ta was built on cats and inappropriate touching.
(Didn't you know that the Mods touch dogs' bumholes).
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:46, archived)
# Embrace manure.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:42, archived)
# Bah
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:49, archived)
#
*strips naked and raps self in cling film*
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:49, archived)
#
*looks away, keeps drinking*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:59, archived)
#
*refills blowtorch, hides in hedge*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:06, archived)
# *latches*thinks of boobs*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:12, archived)
# Cats AND Boobs
NSFW obviously.
www.dailymotion.com/video/x104nu1_russian-breastfeeds-her-cat_animals
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:42, archived)
# oh no no no no no no no no no no (fucking crazy!)
I was thinking more like JJ's cat girl with huge boobs.
www.collectedcurios.com/Chloe_Tits_2013.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:48, archived)
# 'evil laughter'
edit: G'night all
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:43, archived)
# My word! A cat! It stands,it wiggles! It seems to have neurological impairment!
Such a shame it doesn't have a hamburger for a vagina. Or anus. That's exactly the kind of animal I seek.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:48, archived)
# Praying to the boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:24, archived)
# it's aliiiiive
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:44, archived)
# Strange things are afoot in Cleckheaton.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:03, archived)
# you're not wrong.
there are worse places in west yorkshire though
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:17, archived)
#


Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:39, archived)
# number one fuck juice
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:56, archived)
# Is there a low-fat option?
I'm trying to improve my lifestyle you see. I like BOILING PISS and I enjoy Crystal Meth, I just don't want to gain weight indulging in my favourite beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:59, archived)
# there's nutmeat flavour, but that comes pre-lard-injected, so no
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:00, archived)
# P-P-P-P-Pedro Style!.........................................Now with added nutmeat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:03, archived)
# U LATCHD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:35, archived)
# I steal from mofaha because he steals from me.
We have an unwritten code.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:44, archived)
# I'M ACCUSING YOU OF THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND AT ALL
COWER BEFORE MY UNCERTAINTIES
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:52, archived)
# I don't cower...I DEVOUR!!!
Plutonium on criminal meats.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:58, archived)
# >FUCK PLUTONIUM WITH CLECKHEATON NUTMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:16, archived)
# and manure
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:17, archived)
# I watched an anime today, and a kid actually said "I Love Horses!"in it. I LOL'd for real!
CLECKHEATON NUTMEATS:
i2.examiner.co.uk/incoming/article4905120.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/13384305jpeg-4905120.jpg
Home of CLECKHEATON NUTMEATS and quality photography.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:26, archived)
# Quality, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 12:49, archived)
# and manure
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:59, archived)
# I love me some nutmeat, I love me some BOILING PISS, I love me some crystal meth.
There's a gap in the market RIGHT THERE.

Tell them to lose the lard and I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:07, archived)
# HEY THERE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:20, archived)
# oooooh shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 3:44, archived)
# FUUUUUK
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Diet Boiling Piss
Made with vegans' urine and extra meth to help you shed a few pounds - mostly by scratching off a half-kilo of skin
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:16, archived)
# There's a gap in the market RIGHT THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:35, archived)
# No thanks
I'd rather have a nice cold glass of Cillit Bang.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:17, archived)
# 'Bang bang bang and the dirt is gone'
I can hear it now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Have you guessed what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:39, archived)
# Horsecock?
It looks a lot like a horse's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:53, archived)
# Someone should look into that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8f6gyMgMpc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:59, archived)
# What's he didgerydooing to that poor fridge?
I hope that appliance is of legal age.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:18, archived)
# It's ok
he made it out of a yew tree.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:48, archived)
# Hang ten.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:24, archived)
# The Lords of FuckTown
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:27, archived)
# Cool as Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:35, archived)
# RAD
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:50, archived)
# STYLIN YO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:09, archived)
# Proper sk8 wear in'it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:13, archived)
# STAYPREST 4 SK8KINGZ
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:44, archived)
# Windbreaker LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 2:46, archived)
# 50 years since Martin Luther King's famous
"I have a bream", talk on fishing.

The old ones are - average still.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:56, archived)
# Have you no sole?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:49, archived)
# This is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 10:58, archived)
# hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 25 Aug 2013, 16:40, archived)
# haha great
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 1:32, archived)
# Fucking shit
Why is this on the FP?
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Mon 26 Aug 2013, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Her fail
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# sorry I meant to post that in a different thread
Is she in an ice cube for any particular reason? Is that even a possible outcome of making ice cream? How is she breathing? Why is he defrosting her? She's probably dead already.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:21, archived)
# And what does it have to do with Bank of Scotland?
I guess we'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
#
translate.google.co.uk/#auto/en/WHARGARBL
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:23, archived)
# ahahaha
'Welsh detected'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:27, archived)
# *burns holiday home*
I do wish that 'r' and 'n' had a little more separation on /board
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:29, archived)
# "bums holiday horne"?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:30, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:32, archived)
# it's like a christmas special of around the horne
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:42, archived)
# Maria's brother is called Mine? Does she have a big family?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:24, archived)
# It's not Terry, it's Mine
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:26, archived)
# Yes. he is there in second panel.
she has not much big family. but she stay in doctor's house.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:33, archived)
# And has a sister called Mimsy?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:34, archived)
# Mimsy?
sorry I dunno...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:38, archived)
# You rotten swine.
{:-p
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:40, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:49, archived)
# Maria can breathe through ice?
A great superpower.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:06, archived)
# Bubbles are probably freeze.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:09, archived)
# She must be cold in there.
Is that why she wears head bandages?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Also, can Maria survive BOILING PISS? Or Guardbridge manure?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 1:48, archived)
# So did the ice cream work out ok?
At least being saved by tea is a winner...
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:11, archived)
# she at least ok...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:19, archived)
# so she went through all that
and they didn't get ice cream?
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:22, archived)
# Yes. They did not get it :'(
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:29, archived)
# aww :(
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Would :D
(herman:D, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Most gratuitous use of a fridge yet
It loops very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Happy Candles
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Yeah.
I should visit more often.....I'm old, I forget stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:11, archived)
# Happy Eleven!
I don't know how I missed your posts. Your caricatures are stunningly great.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:23, archived)
# "Candle-monkey for Tart Monkey! Candle-monkey for Tart Monkey! "
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:32, archived)
# I like candles....
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Candles!
Nice CV too.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:45, archived)
# thanks
Happyb3day
(herman:D, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Most gratuitous use of a candle
hah hah
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:54, archived)
# something about this offends me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:56, archived)
# Fuck, that's some candles you've got there!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Lovethisone :D
www.b3ta.com/board/6295788
(herman:D, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Yeah.
I think that was my Mona Lisa.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:54, archived)
# sauce
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:07, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:36, archived)
#
that's really frustrating funny
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:46, archived)
#
sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:48, archived)
# *disables webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:53, archived)
# *deletes history, clears cache*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:57, archived)
# wikifeet ftw !!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:58, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, Mmmmm
tasty !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:47, archived)
# Actually, she's fridgid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:18, archived)
# oh i say
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:28, archived)
# I love it
*wanks*
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:04, archived)
# "Is that a courgette in your salad draw, or are you just pleased to see me?"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Good good good good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 23:58, archived)
#
Fridge must have raver slut!
(Fly Projector, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 4:10, archived)
# Did it: take you:
A) more than ten seconds to spot the fridge.
B) Less than ten seconds.
C) there's a fridge?
(speedevil, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 13:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
# sand
in the face
do it, do it now!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 21:31, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11000419
(herman:D, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:10, archived)
# Utter shite, but I had to get it out of my head
but I had to get it out of my head
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:57, archived)
# only 122 days to go
then only 365 after that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:07, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:20, archived)
# [leap fuck]
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 21:14, archived)
# To be fair, this was an FP


My one and only
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:39, archived)
# I like this
I do.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 9:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:06, archived)
# he did a lot for charity
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:24, archived)
# Did you post the lowest rated BBC comment of the year?
Oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 20:15, archived)
# -140 is some going.
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Really Sorry about this.

(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:31, archived)
# no you're not, and no you won't
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:41, archived)
# Sure I will
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:42, archived)
# As soon as I have an original idea.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:43, archived)
# Jimmy Pedophil
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:13, archived)
# does anyone else find it creepy and odd that the Prime Minister appears to wax?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:43, archived)
# and a version for Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:44, archived)
# I was just photoshopping this and didn't want to post it in a new topic
At least now it will leave my destop
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:10, archived)
# terrible
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:29, archived)
# My dog has no nose
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Voldemort has no nose
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:50, archived)
# Bigamist!
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:58, archived)
# Yes it is rather large
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:05, archived)
# Sorry, misspelling. I meant bigger mist. Over there.
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:08, archived)
# to finish off ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# Looks a bit like Danny Devito as the Penguin
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 5:46, archived)
# DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:58, archived)
# If that's really him, that's a fucking disgace.....
A national obesity epedemic putting strain on the health service, and if the prime minister shouldn't be a roll model who shoud
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:10, archived)
# He's a bread roll model
Bread rolls with lard
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:13, archived)
# He's a fucking blubber tubber......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:28, archived)
# FatCunt
(herman:D, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Let's twist again like we did last summer....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Fridge with back panel off showing how it works
(dogof2head, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:34, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:36, archived)
# Definate SCIENCE
Interestingly, (or likely not), a fridge does not create cool air. It simply removes warm air.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:57, archived)
#
standing cat fridge makes cool air.
(dogof2head, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Patent it NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
#
catent it!
(dogof2head, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
# can it be redesigned to remove farts?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
#
Where would the fun be in that?
(dogof2head, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)
# it would prevent my brother attempting to gas me with his arse of doom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
#
fight fire with fire!
(dogof2head, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:13, archived)
# i can't
as mine hide away until bedtime, when i'm at home
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:20, archived)
# Back panel slide?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Worst Walker Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:56, archived)
# absolutely
b3ta.com/board/11000340
I just now learned that 'Colonel Bore-us' got the 11Mth post
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:57, archived)
# My Back Panel Slide joke is growing in popularity and can't be ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# It's just a pity it's a bit hard to make it seasonal
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
# Sledding in winter, picnics in spring. sliding in summer, skateboarding in fall.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Not sure you can get an instant catchy slogan out of those, alas
Perhaps something about falling while skateboarding?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Nonsense.
Collections in Spring, fashions in Fall, those other seasons can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:37, archived)
# He might be able to do something with High Summer
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:35, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Fred A Stair / Fred A Roof
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Ate my hamster
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:54, archived)
# an astute Astair -- despite his astigmatism, drove to Astoria in his Aston Martin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Astonishing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:34, archived)
# bless you! <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 22:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:28, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Proofs!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:40, archived)
# you!! forgot!! ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Look closer.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11000306
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:40, archived)
# he forgot me, too
but you don't hear me bitching about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:35, archived)
# i can't hear anything on here!!
Is B3ta broken?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:03, archived)
# no
i am annoyed with myself today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# I thought about your boobs though... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:11, archived)
# with the cleavage i'm rocking today, so will a lot of people
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:19, archived)
# I love cleavage!
I just want to stick my face in there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# all hail the customized bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# nevermind, this is in Japan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:39, archived)
# Moggyville
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# oh...
I see it now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:40, archived)
# i mean, i see it, but i dont, do you know what i mean?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:41, archived)
# enhance
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:44, archived)
# this is where I hang wif da'homies


Click for bigger (53 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)
# PIDH?
Pics or It Didn't Happen?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:48, archived)
# You posted 7 times in this thread already.
*I Like This!*
.
.
.
.
i found out yesterday that someone has me on ignore.
Can you believe this, Pedro?
Someone WANTS to ignore ME.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Oh, who is it? Tell me, tell me, tell me.
*jumps up and down*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# I'm not one to mention names.
*cough*http://www.b3ta.com/board/11000019*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:08, archived)
# Maybe they actually want you to ignore them because they don't feel good enough
and it was the easiest way to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:07, archived)
# It hurt my feelings....see...I'm making a sad face ---> U___U
I wanna share my nukes with everyone, but everyone don't want my nukes.... U___U
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:11, archived)
# This is an insult to you, AND an insult to Comedy Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:10, archived)
# I'm too much, man.
Just too much.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:13, archived)
# U CANT B IGNORED
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# well, that was 8 times now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# ok, 9 now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:17, archived)
# 10/LIMIT
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:20, archived)
# U CANT. B IGNORED.
That's an order.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# I could destroy this place if I wanted to.
They've only seen a molecule of my POWAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Right?!
You can't ignore a huge explosion that burns your face right off.
How is that possible?
I don't get it.
My b3ta is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:19, archived)
# EVERYBODY has you on ignore The LOVELY atomic.
EVERYBODY.
BECAUSE YOU'RE MEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:54, archived)
# I'm not mean. I'm honest.
I'm not a Satanist either...I just look like one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:06, archived)
# I heard you bullied poor Pedro til he cried.
I dunno if it's true, but that's what I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Well,...that's true,...but I've been real nice to him lately.
I'm 'latching' onto 'established members' now. (^(^;;^)^)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Never heard of them before.
I asked someone that can see these things, and apparently 2 people have me on ignore but they could' tell who.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 19:17, archived)
# But which is better? There's only etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:00, archived)
# BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:05, archived)
# Is Pedro the orange building, or crouching down behind the orange building "servicing" mofaha?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:26, archived)
# He's on the balcony (brown blur).
Each one's size represents their popularity on b3ta.
That's why I'm not in it.
Check out mediocre...almost as popular as Standy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 16:55, archived)
# he invented tall hair as an attempt at fame and glory
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:01, archived)
# I know all his secret inventions.
His tall hair is acquired through months of conditioning with donkey spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# You'd think with hair like that Mediocre would be everyone's favourite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# He smells like donkey spunk though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
# in many parts of Europe that's considered the smell of success
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 17:45, archived)
# I. DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:52, archived)
# You're there too.
In a dark alley, I imagine... (?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 25 Aug 2013, 0:58, archived)

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