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[challenge entry] And I don't care. I'm so horny. But that's ok. My willy's good.
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] cherry's tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Bish0p, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:38, archived)
# END OF LEVEL UKIP BOSS. FLAWLESS VICTORY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:46, archived)
# is a ukip anything like a mudkip?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Groincrusher2000
©
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:00, archived)
# a subsidiary of NutShot Industries
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Not really, but they ARE very similar to mudskippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:06, archived)
# as long as they can crawl 'cross the ground without scratching their knees, it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:09, archived)
# But what about their poor piscine winkies?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:10, archived)
# I should hope they're well endowed in the cloaca area
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:13, archived)
# Never mind fish fannies...Godfrey Bloom is an anagram of "My Blood Gofer".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Godfrey Bloom: My bolder goof
is another anagram.
(Honourable Member is upstanding, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:32, archived)
# oooh
sand in your cloaca... painful!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:28, archived)
# *inserts dick*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:18, archived)
# let the fuckery commence
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:51, archived)
# 8======D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:44, archived)
# CDC!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:04, archived)
# I've been spunked!
(kidb Not any more, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Hahaha
But nightmares for me tonight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:14, archived)
# HE SPUNKED ME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:25, archived)
# It saw, it came, it spunked his ass.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 4:04, archived)
# This was not worth the hour i spent on it, but it has been in my head for two days. Apologies for shitness.


Click for bigger (391 kb)
(kidb Not any more, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:41, archived)
# No shitness and nicely done if I knew what it meant
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Magnolia.
'tis a film. Like i said, not worth an hour. But thank you, first post in three years.
(kidb Not any more, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:51, archived)
# I see now had forgotten film.
Epic work though and I will click. Welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:06, archived)
# Hurrah!
You're back! Whoever you are...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:03, archived)
# What's brown and smelly and lies on the floor of the attic
anne frank's diari dioreah
Anne franks runny shit
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:08, archived)
# Who was it on here
that joined the 'Anne Frank memorial hide and seek association'?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Is the final scene where Colin Firth buys her a drum kit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:26, archived)
# ba-dum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Pfft
Great joke though
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahafuck
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] gonna be a big Manson Day. Singing we will, we will, rock you!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:58, archived)
# funny thing
i was just sitting here at home in the dark chanting,
"here I am sittin' in mah garbage dump,
mah garbage dump,
mah garbage dump..."
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Get out more
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:42, archived)
# but who will feed the people tied up in my basement :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:47, archived)
# The people under the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:20, archived)
# they don't have arms anymore
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:53, archived)
# Is that guy still living in your crawlspace?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:09, archived)
# That's really none of your business.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:17, archived)
# FOR THE LAST TIME, TIDY YOUR ROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:00, archived)
# Evenin' all.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:54, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:58, archived)
# Heheheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Oooof
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Bad person
Self Spangs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:34, archived)
# I cannot see the weightwatchers logo without seeing
weighTWATchers
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] My bunnie lies over the ocean


I'll get my coat....
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:39, archived)
# Grab mine while your there.
That bunnie looks terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Arrest this man, he talks too much,
buzzes like a fridge...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:08, archived)
# OoO 'contacts atomic'
'requests a ground strike'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Or should that be
request a "hare burst"?
*exits stage left*
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:58, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:47, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 7:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Spang overload
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:38, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/write.php?parent=11012561
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:39, archived)
# bin a while
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:42, archived)
# Yay teh punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:14, archived)
#
(1.618..., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:16, archived)
# hahahaha
CANNOT COMPUTE
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:23, archived)
# needs moar butt prostitues
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:35, archived)
#
good card players.
(Wallz, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:43, archived)
# eye twitch at 1 0'clock
(Sherbs, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Yill Woung
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:05, archived)
# I love how he's smiling
seconds before his boiling bubbling fate...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Instead of anything else
I will sneak this RP in to the challenge...

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:53, archived)
# *holds up spork*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I am still right here...

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:35, archived)
# :D
great compo
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:41, archived)
# I hear him sing that EVERY time
no lies
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Love this song, and will now probably snigger when hearing it.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] \o
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely Froggie!

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Don't jew... forget about me...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] this donkeys been to devon
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:47, archived)
# *goes and listens to The Pixies*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:50, archived)
# then my work here is done...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:54, archived)
# This is always a good idea
Dig for Fire followed by Letter to Memphis I think...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Well, he didn't send me a postcard
Selfish ass.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:32, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:45, archived)
# this is playing right now on 6music
nice serendipity
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Everybody knows
Cobain loves MASHED POTATOES
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:36, archived)
# Ha
I always hear it as "sweaty trainers"
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:06, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:18, archived)
# ooh nicely done
the fact that their logo is a pound coin really says all you need to know about this shower of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:30, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:03, archived)
# It's like a huge game of Guess Hue?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:57, archived)
# :-)
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:24, archived)
# Hahaha :D
It's like a big photomosaic picture... take a step back, squint and you'll see a bunch of massive cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:39, archived)
# This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:03, archived)
# There's a new newsletter
and I'm not entirely sure how:
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue599/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:08, archived)
# that's nice dear
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:25, archived)
# alzheimers kicking in, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Huzzah!
Here's an epic repost while I read the newsletter.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:43, archived)
# Fucking hell
"A*" for effort
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:44, archived)
# *headbangs*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Bloody Hell Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:53, archived)
# errrr - wow!
And it took twice as long to read than the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Took almost as long to make
as it is since I first posted it...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:50, archived)
# fp fp fp fp!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:19, archived)
# Jinx!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:55, archived)
# *bows down in appreciation*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:39, archived)
# Holy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:10, archived)
# R A D
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:40, archived)
#
Brilliant !!
(Beanchimp, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Amazing!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Ok it's taken all day, but...
Wow! and loads of lolz! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:13, archived)
# Oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:18, archived)
# Excellent
I grew a beard whilst reading that, BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 21:06, archived)
# \O/
It was a winner then and is a winner now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Hey 'pot!
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 2:04, archived)
# Hello Finky!
x
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:01, archived)
# FP this now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 0:05, archived)
# Very nice.
Oh! I took a message: Your audiologist said your hearing aids are in.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 3:10, archived)
# I love this so much!
I think my favorite is the second out bouy.

Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:08, archived)
# Barry Wooong!! Barry Wong
Fan. Fucking. Tastic.
(Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 16:13, archived)
# Haha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 2:22, archived)
# This is one of the single greatest things I've ever seen...

*Applauds*
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Very Good, Siri
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Love this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:49, archived)
# arf!
definitely going to have a re-read of the jeeves books
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:54, archived)
# Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Got my first real sex dream in the summer of '69 - Bryan Adams
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, archived)
# this song was about 69-ing
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Sharif don't like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice frills!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:37, archived)
# they'll be bloody mucky
if she keeps messing with that cat business like that...
nice, erm, moving picture thingy too by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:49, archived)

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