The clucking bastard!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:58,
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What a cock.He'll never get chicks with that sort of behaviour.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:21,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Chickens!"){kind=small}
there's a what in the what?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:18,
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That's one helluva baptising :-/
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Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:35,
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oh hai 2006(speaking of whales....where is mofaha?)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:43,
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too gay for the gayshift, i guess -- LOLz PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:02,
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A harsh reminderthat the chickens will rise again
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:58,
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My first thought wasTianamen Square full of water?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:52,
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Oh fuck, that's awful. Just like this: that's awful. Just like this:EDIT: Oh shit that's real....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:16,
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-):> Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:35,
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Fuck off, cuntface.
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:06,
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I like this! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:14,
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that's a huge pollo pony PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:17,
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Haha, love the eyes :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:00,
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that's greatwould look good on a t-shirt
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:28,
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A dab of E45 should sort that out
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:01,
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oh god no!...the memories!! :((
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:19,
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Scratching makes it heal faster
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:01,
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now, Mr Marlow, i'm just going to grease around your penis.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:15,
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Has he been bugged by a cockchafer?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:23,
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the thing that flicks at your toes as they hang out of the bed
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:04,
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That made me curl my toes!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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my work here is done..but his starts tonight!
evil laugh
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:23,
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Stop it.Just fucking stop it. Okay.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:34,
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Something wonderfulDon't be afraid
( Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:11,
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Beautiful. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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Absolutely ace
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:13,
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I heard that the Russians sent pencils PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:21,
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haha, epic!hope the BBC are taking notes
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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hahaha!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:00,
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Damnit! Why do they always end on a cliffhanger?Can't wait till next week...
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 13:12,
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Yay! Eggsterminate!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:22,
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this is why they're armed with an egg whisk
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 22:34,
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How do you choke yours...?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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The butt of yet another hilaaaaarious Stormtrooper practical joke?
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:29,
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I love this. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:30,
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the old ones are the best :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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This won't feed all the senior officersI find your lack of weight disturbing.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:56,
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Re to Pea to the Roast to the, er, area. er area.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:21,
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well that's a blatant fowl...sorry, not fowl, foul.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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He's got a fox's tail. What sort of weird breeding has been going on? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:28,
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that's no fox tailhe's clearly yolked his kecks.
i'm assuming chickens poo is yolk?
(i'm assuming chickens poo is yolk?
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:30,
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It all comes out the same hole, so yes, it probably is. so yes it probably is.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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the universally acknowledged sound of egg on pan HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:48,
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100% of fact, right there. Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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It's true. This also is the correct spelling in Dutch
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:29,
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that looks like a tasty tweat :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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hope he's keeping the chicken for laterEating chicken and eggs together is just wrong
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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Ever tried a chicken, egg and pineapple pizza from Dominos? egg and pineapple pizza from Dominos?2 for 1 deal on Thursdays.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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:DCooking with Igor.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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Nice workEggman reminds me of Finn from 'Adventure Time' LOVE that show :)
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Q4nobody,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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Excellent!But it should be about 20k pixel longer :)
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 21:34,
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oooo - yer clever bugger :D*click
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:23,
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hahahaha!so it's now 'oooooo-bugger' brill.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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That reminds me to repost for compo
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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terror of the high seasit's eggs can sink a submarine
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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Yay! All wonderful.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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hahaha, all niceBut the Hipster Cock has to be my favourite.
( Q4nobody,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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well, good!I was gonna do the same play on words, but you did it much better than I imagined.
That saves me much embarrassment
(That saves me much embarrassment
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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some might say that this simple act is an act of super powers.not me though.
it's just a cock dressed as a bat.
what are you going to do with your new found free time?
cheese on toast?
milkshake?
crossword?
build a spice rack?
(it's just a cock dressed as a bat.
what are you going to do with your new found free time?
cheese on toast?
milkshake?
crossword?
build a spice rack?
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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Nicely done. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:28,
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Oh go on then, one more...(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:14,
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuck-ahahahahahah!
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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Damn you Shallowz - you beat me to the gag while I was 'shopping!
Hahaha!I'm the master of mindpiss ;)
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:36,
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first the eyepatchnow this :-)
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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top tip, save as jpgs, pngs are uncompressed and therefore massivetry and keep pics under 100k on the mainboard :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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Um, PNGs *are* compressed.However, they use lossless compression, so don't compress as much as lossy formats, like JPEG, for certain types of images.
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 14:16,
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Sneak this one in whilst no one's around :-/
Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:15,
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and all of it makes Silly nice stock, just remove Parp and shove in boiling water
(,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 8:28,
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Haha! Silly - but I like it :D*click
( Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 8:50,
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Silly, Silly Silly, Silly Silly, Silly Silly, Silly Silly, Silly Silly, Silly Silly, SillySilly
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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Lord Kitchener in a chicken in the kitchen (in Kitchener, ON)
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 4:16,
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guess I picked the wrong day to give up bestiality
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 4:17,
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have I stopped beating your wife yet? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 4:25,
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self service = one customer, no waiting Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 4:44,
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Did Damien Hirst make those gloves?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 8:07,
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matching dishgloves is somehow ewwwwbut then it's all ewwwww
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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Kim Jong Ouef - Eggscalation
He's bloody furious
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 2:02,
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"Why am I holding a fake gun?"(the last one... XD)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 2:34,
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why do the north koreans all wear old peoples' clothes? alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 2:43,
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BURN. MOTHER. FUCKER. BURN.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 4:13,
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s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/67887/1382050643/chickecockhead.gif
[MOD EDIT - changed to a link because it was drawing complaints, ease back on the use of porn Herman, cheers]
(,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:03,
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[MOD EDIT - changed to a link because it was drawing complaints, ease back on the use of porn Herman, cheers]
it's just a chicken butt PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 2:34,
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also: WTF ferret?ferret is a thread deleter.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:27,
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sozit's coming back, I had a revelation - didn't see any replies so thought it safe to destroy
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 1:59,
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well this is just making me gayer by the minute Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 4:11,
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Fucking shite as ever. In fact, a new level of shiteNo mod action? Do the mods only do something if a pic is a little over 100k?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:05,
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