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[challenge entry] Perfect for the christmas holidays (most probably been done)
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:09, archived)
# Just something to pass the afternoon with...
Do your worst.



Biggerish
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:59, archived)
# Fictional child abuse is okay, I think
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:02, archived)
# your gif crashes my gif editor thingy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:04, archived)
# Add a .gif
...to the file name when you save it.
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
# same here
could be because its fucking massive and my Gif editor is about 10 years old.
Here try this: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/babydrop2.gif
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:13, archived)
# thanks!
...but now it looks even shittier ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:50, archived)
# it must have an anti nonce filter on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:37, archived)
# Quick now the elbow drop...
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Try not to drop the soap during the next 18 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:17, archived)
# That would be some sort of "morote seoi nage" in Judo-terms.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# little late to the wandbaggin, but 'good things' and 'those who wait' and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
#

I love horses
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:56, archived)
# A definite improvement
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:20, archived)
# All appears to be in order.......
......hang on
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:19, archived)
# Wow.
I can imagine him wiggling his scalp.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# it's blubber, just like those whales with big foreheads
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Can he make it ripple to show his emotions?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# hmmmm....
YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:45, archived)
# Yay! He's sooooooooo happy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Would be interested in the Amazon reviews....
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:36, archived)
# great for pillow stuffing
ALSO: happy turkey holocaust to my fellow USAians
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Heh
I tried to give my mate's girlfriend some navel lint the other day, she wasn't impressed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:57, archived)
# Was it still in your bellybutton at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Some idiot would probably buy it in reality.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:22, archived)
# I still can't get used to that interface
Had to get a Desktop faker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:36, archived)
# classic shell?
'swhat I put on folks' PEECEEs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:40, archived)
# fnar fnar fnar

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm coming up...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:00, archived)
# RIP Lewis Collins
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:54, archived)
# 'tis terribly sad
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:59, archived)
# The UK's hardest beatnik hairdresser.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:51, archived)
# Yet again
I find out on B3ta first.

That SAS film he was in was shite though.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sell it? The hipsters will queue up to buy it*

* If they can get the day off from Starbucks
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:33, archived)
# ...and then they'll say you're holding it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:51, archived)
# I'm not sure that there is any right way to hold one...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:01, archived)
# For a very brief moment
I saw spunk on that piece of body chocolate.

I need some rest.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:56, archived)
# you need some rest from those downloads you've been watching
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:58, archived)
# I've made it more Apple-y for you
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:18, archived)
# how does it taste?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:21, archived)
# Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:23, archived)
# I hope it has Gorilla Ass
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Look. Apple have basically won. Get over it.
(Nitrous Nitrous, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 0:42, archived)
# Hahaha, yeah, right.
Move along fanboy. Don't you have an apple store you need to queue outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay I got a challenge suggestion accepted!

What to do with all this power...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] It's amazing...honest.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:28, archived)
# I never knew Dandruff was so expensive
those scabby people are clearly just show offs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] If your doctor says "yes", you may want a new doctor.
you may want a new doctor.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:08, archived)
# I'm a leading expert in pretending to be a doctor
and I wish to prescribe this to numerous people.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Most woo :)
I bet it has a medical name like 'immediate scrotal compression capsules'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:19, archived)
# the side effects are a concern, but it's a nice colour font so I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I suspect I was going to hell anyway
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:06, archived)
# I do like that denim guy's pose
Relaxed - yet manly
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:19, archived)
# SELL MORE AIDS
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Can't see any Inuits in that picture....are they immune?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] great...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:12, archived)
# Could probably sell that to a research lab for a good price
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:15, archived)
# They've been selling Henrietta Lacks' cancer for decades
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:21, archived)
# also I'm sure there are military applications
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:16, archived)
# I guess what I'm saying is that cancer in a jar would be pretty marketable
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, well.
Pea for compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:23, archived)
# psssst, the challenge is make an advert for it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:25, archived)
# when has that ever bothered anyone
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:50, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)
# The advertising slogan is subliminal, you big silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:40, archived)
# clearly, this is a store sample display box
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Either way you're getting your brand in front of people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:48, archived)
# . . . as the domme said to the sub.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Does anyone else think
that the TV Series "Scrubs" was a shameless ripoff/remake of "Only when I laugh"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:47, archived)
# those americans can't do nuthin right
nuthin.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:49, archived)
# Great idea....you can apply it in which ever way you want to develop the cancer you desire
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
It's Thursday, which means the vote for the next QOTW. Choose from:

Drunken blackouts - My pal woke up on the toilet with a slice of lemon in his underwear. He had no idea how it got there, for strong drink was involved. What's happened when you've been too shitfaced to remember?

Overcharged - Ever been ripped off? ['Five quid for your mum' joke goes here]

Self-inflicted injury - Not about self-harm --- Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something that has ended up with you injured? Punched an asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too

Cold - Been locked out in the cold? Frozen to death in a dark, foggy ditch somewhere with an owl? How did you survive?






Vote closes after lunchtime,
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:13, archived)
# What's the biggest thing that Ian Watson ever put up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:26, archived)
# Where's the option to vote for a QOTW about Sob Carehome?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Almost didn't bother altering the original at all.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Mine pop here shall I
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:33, archived)
# This probably goes here.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:04, archived)
# it just keeps on growing
she must be some kind of gecko
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:07, archived)
# Hello!
Fancy seeing you here.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:08, archived)
# I'm always here
or at least quite near by
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Are you Jesus?
Can you get a message to Santa for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:22, archived)
# he says you're on the naughty list this year
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:31, archived)
# I like this even if it's so late no one will ever know.
/hibernation blog
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:08, archived)
# The extent of Nigella's coke habit is revealed...


OK, so I haven't been here for about 5 years, but I thought this warranted a come-back!

How are you all?
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:01, archived)
# welcome back
my back's playing up a bit and I've got a dodgy hip, but otherwise fine I think.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Woo
and welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Wow!
Is the board always this slow these days? It used to be mega-fast!
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:48, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SELL THE UN-SELLABLE

Pick something that nobody wants and create an advert for it. i.e. "Drowning - it's the only way to go!" or "Give your car a unique design with... RUST!" (Challenge suggested by The Silent Channel)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:35, archived)
# while on the subject of penii - that was a fashionably quick vote =)
Thank you!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:39, archived)
# Under new management
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:40, archived)
# gronkpan finally made the move and took over the biz then
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:46, archived)
# I think God has already won this challenge with that pic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:59, archived)
# Too easy
*steals loads of ideas from the 'completely fucking useless shit' challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
Upside Down - The mouth and eyes bandwagon has been quite fun - but don't stop there.
Sell the un-sellable - Pick something that nobody wants and create an advert for it.
Celebrity cover versions - what songs should famous people/fictional characters cover? Make cover art/video frames/promotional material.
Things that go bump in the night - What are the creatures that make floorboards creak and curtains billow once the light is turned off?






vote now
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 7:45, archived)
# FIRST
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 7:51, archived)
# *bump*
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:16, archived)
# wish i knew how to vote!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:40, archived)
# just press your penis against the screen
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:43, archived)
# Thanks, God, that fixed it for me
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:47, archived)
# Hmmf vote didn't stay open long
*clicks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Look, normally I do like to fiddle with pics. Mostly for the compos mind you.
And I know what I'm doing is a cardinal sin but... There are no words.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 5:02, archived)
# they speak for themselves
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 5:48, archived)
# didn't know who he was until I reverse-searched the image
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 5:56, archived)
# alister mcgowan?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 5:56, archived)
# he's in the news
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 6:08, archived)
# I'll stop now, because it's basically just
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 6:12, archived)
# Off in 5...
in Thailand in 6...back in 10 and on whatever shit has surly to god replaced I'm a celebrity in 15.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:29, archived)
# !!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:46, archived)
# Oh.
Well done!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 2:50, archived)
# kahloscope
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 2:55, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:11, archived)
# Spin. spin, spin the wheel of justice...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:18, archived)
# see ow fast the bastard turns
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:36, archived)
# it's all in the framerate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:55, archived)
# Really like the colours.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 3:27, archived)

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