Just something to pass the afternoon with...
Do your worst.
Biggerish
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:59,
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Biggerish
same here
could be because its fucking massive and my Gif editor is about 10 years old.
Here try this: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/babydrop2.gif
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:13,
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Here try this: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/babydrop2.gif
little late to the wandbaggin, but 'good things' and 'those who wait' and all that...
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:43,
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great for pillow stuffing
ALSO: happy turkey holocaust to my fellow USAians
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:43,
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Heh
I tried to give my mate's girlfriend some navel lint the other day, she wasn't impressed
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:57,
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I still can't get used to that interface
Had to get a Desktop faker
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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Yet again
I find out on B3ta first.
That SAS film he was in was shite though.
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:07,
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That SAS film he was in was shite though.
Sell it? The hipsters will queue up to buy it*
* If they can get the day off from Starbucks
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:33,
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* If they can get the day off from Starbucks
For a very brief moment
I saw spunk on that piece of body chocolate.
I need some rest.
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:56,
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I need some rest.
you need some rest from those downloads you've been watching
:)
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:58,
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Hahaha, yeah, right.
Move along fanboy. Don't you have an apple store you need to queue outside?
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Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:31,
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Yay I got a challenge suggestion accepted!
What to do with all this power...
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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What to do with all this power...
I never knew Dandruff was so expensive
those scabby people are clearly just show offs
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:31,
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I'm a leading expert in pretending to be a doctor
and I wish to prescribe this to numerous people.
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:14,
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Most woo :)
I bet it has a medical name like 'immediate scrotal compression capsules'
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:19,
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the side effects are a concern, but it's a nice colour font so I'm in!
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:32,
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I guess what I'm saying is that cancer in a jar would be pretty marketable
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:16,
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Does anyone else think
that the TV Series "Scrubs" was a shameless ripoff/remake of "Only when I laugh"?
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:47,
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Great idea....you can apply it in which ever way you want to develop the cancer you desire
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:10,
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Help us choose the new Question of the Week
It's Thursday, which means the vote for the next QOTW. Choose from:
Drunken blackouts - My pal woke up on the toilet with a slice of lemon in his underwear. He had no idea how it got there, for strong drink was involved. What's happened when you've been too shitfaced to remember?
Overcharged - Ever been ripped off? ['Five quid for your mum' joke goes here]
Self-inflicted injury - Not about self-harm --- Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something that has ended up with you injured? Punched an asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too
Cold - Been locked out in the cold? Frozen to death in a dark, foggy ditch somewhere with an owl? How did you survive?
Vote closes after lunchtime,
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:13,
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Drunken blackouts - My pal woke up on the toilet with a slice of lemon in his underwear. He had no idea how it got there, for strong drink was involved. What's happened when you've been too shitfaced to remember?
Overcharged - Ever been ripped off? ['Five quid for your mum' joke goes here]
Self-inflicted injury - Not about self-harm --- Ever injured yourself in a moment of frustration? When have you ever done something that has ended up with you injured? Punched an asda sign because they didn't have tiger bread? Yeah, us too
Cold - Been locked out in the cold? Frozen to death in a dark, foggy ditch somewhere with an owl? How did you survive?
Vote closes after lunchtime,
What's the biggest thing that Ian Watson ever put up your arse?
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:26,
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I like this even if it's so late no one will ever know.
/hibernation blog
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:08,
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welcome back
my back's playing up a bit and I've got a dodgy hip, but otherwise fine I think.
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:04,
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Wow!
Is the board always this slow these days? It used to be mega-fast!
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:48,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SELL THE UN-SELLABLE
Pick something that nobody wants and create an advert for it. i.e. "Drowning - it's the only way to go!" or "Give your car a unique design with... RUST!" (Challenge suggested by The Silent Channel)
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:35,
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Pick something that nobody wants and create an advert for it. i.e. "Drowning - it's the only way to go!" or "Give your car a unique design with... RUST!" (Challenge suggested by The Silent Channel)
while on the subject of penii - that was a fashionably quick vote =)
Thank you!
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:39,
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Too easy
*steals loads of ideas from the 'completely fucking useless shit' challenge :)
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 10:35,
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Image Challenge Vote
Upside Down - The mouth and eyes bandwagon has been quite fun - but don't stop there.
Sell the un-sellable - Pick something that nobody wants and create an advert for it.
Celebrity cover versions - what songs should famous people/fictional characters cover? Make cover art/video frames/promotional material.
Things that go bump in the night - What are the creatures that make floorboards creak and curtains billow once the light is turned off?
vote now
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 7:45,
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Sell the un-sellable - Pick something that nobody wants and create an advert for it.
Celebrity cover versions - what songs should famous people/fictional characters cover? Make cover art/video frames/promotional material.
Things that go bump in the night - What are the creatures that make floorboards creak and curtains billow once the light is turned off?
vote now
Look, normally I do like to fiddle with pics. Mostly for the compos mind you.
And I know what I'm doing is a cardinal sin but... There are no words.
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 5:02,
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Off in 5...
in Thailand in 6...back in 10 and on whatever shit has surly to god replaced I'm a celebrity in 15.
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Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:28,
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