b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 41475 (Older | Newer)

# shake shake

stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:39, archived)
# he sure got a perty mouth
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:39, archived)
# shake shake shake
shake that doodah
shake that doodah
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:52, archived)
# shake that doodah
shake shake shake
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:53, archived)
# Wait a minute - that's not hand drawn?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:52, archived)
# Flaked corns?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on! Treat yourself to a pair! Never get caught short again!
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:37, archived)
# JJ: Who Are You.
You are not Doctor Who. Who are you.

*fixed*
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:56, archived)
# "You've" not "You'll"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Thanks!!
My English level up!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:07, archived)
# "has levelled" not "level"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:10, archived)
# It is not correct.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:14, archived)
# It is not correct - fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:25, archived)
# I intended no offense.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:31, archived)
# Tried to help, this is the thanks I get
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:33, archived)
# Thanks! :)
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Much appreciated, thanks a lot! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:58, archived)
# You're best answer!!
*congrats*
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:27, archived)
# XD
感謝
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:40, archived)
# I woke up in a Soho doorway, the policeman knew my name.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:03, archived)
# The name was "'comedy' account".
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:10, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:19, archived)
# *leaps into air windmilling wildly before sliding across stage towards camera on knees*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:29, archived)
# Why does your camera have knees?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:32, archived)
# To connect its lower legs to its upper legs.
Are you a bit dim?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:45, archived)
[challenge entry] One of yous 5 a day
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:17, archived)
# I'm on a holistic chicken anus diet at the moment so will not be purchasing this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Until the age of 42 I thought POLOs were sugared weasel anii.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Free, just get a referral ..
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:57, archived)
# I for one know someone who has 4 hole in their head
(not including the ones most people have already)
they where put there by a man, in a factory down town
If I had my little way I'd drill holes everyday
millions of holes, holes drilled by me

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:09, archived)
# This is either poetry or you're wasted
I find it so hard to tell sometimes

Perhaps it's both
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:31, archived)
# Im not wasted, its hard to breathe
sometimes i get oxygen deprevation and things that seem simple seem funny

Thank you

Goodnight world, have a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Dragons Den ?
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Did you know there is now cheese made from belly button bacteria
I for one fancy a cheese toastie
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:12, archived)
# Kids need to smoke more. It will build up their immune system
I smoked at two and now I am 90 years of age.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:23, archived)
# the other day I heard a lady at work extolling the virtues of smoking when pregnant
apparently it makes the delivery ever so easy
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:27, archived)
# Fact
Bragged about in chav circles, smoking reduces birth weight.
One of drawbacks, new baby is addicted. Cries for a cig for fist two weeks of life.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:38, archived)
# it's alright though cos if you smoke loads in the same room or car as your baby for all that time they won't get withdrawal
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:00, archived)
# Old smoking joke:
Boy on a bench, having a smoke. Man walks by and says:

"You know that is bad for you?"

Boy replies: "My grandad lived until he was 100"

Man "And I suppose you are going to tell me he smoked 40 a day?"

Boy: "No; he didn't smoke. But he lived that long because he knew how to mind his own fucking business."

:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] They may be under a misapprehension
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:55, archived)
# There once was a family
a happy family
with a bip bip bittidy bop
and something something
happy days
du du ...erm
no
Brady bunch V Happy days

Today Fonzie jumps (one of the brady bunch - jeez i never watched that)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Martin Freeman's taken up politics?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:17, archived)
# Really?
Whch one's he then?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# :O
Separated at birth?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:38, archived)
# there is no spoon
(i think that spoon as been up his ass and he stirred the other guys coffee with it)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Where... is Jessica Hyde?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Is it SO wrong to fancy Yvette Cooper?
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:39, archived)
# I have tried phoning this number
apparently its not a real toe nail clippinga :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Clippinga Bazinga!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:19, archived)
# Chimpinga Flaminga!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Nother 'un
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:27, archived)
# eeeuuuwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:42, archived)
# :O why have you put your home number on there?
your mum says hi
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:49, archived)
# Lots of kisses
Also, that's not how you spell Savalas
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:20, archived)
# Framley Examiner
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:29, archived)
# The terrible effects of meth
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:32, archived)
# haha
also, the terrible effects of deciding to colour using pen ink and my fingers are that I now have a black finger, a blue one and a brown one. The ink won't come off...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Mr T?
(seriously still have no idea why I keep seeing this guy all over the internets)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:42, archived)
# It's the chocolate rain guy, grown up
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:58, archived)
# all i reember is that he sounds like he sings
and this scared me more tan it shuddave
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:00, archived)
# it's not really him
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:02, archived)
# but he is real?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:05, archived)
# who?
yes.

or no.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:11, archived)
# is his name hank or zac?
www.spclarke.com/?page_id=179 with a bumfluff
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:13, archived)
# it's justan tomboland
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# ha ha duck in a box
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:50, archived)
# It is growth, then decay, then transformation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Long live the New Flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:34, archived)
# There is NSFW place in left side...
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:08, archived)
# Vulva?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:11, archived)
# I always loved your quirkiness.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Yes!!
＞x＜
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Filipino tourist board

itsmorefuninthephilippines.com/
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:11, archived)
# Reminds me of Jaywick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd like to sell my gas fire - anyone want it?
(themothers, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:28, archived)
# this market is booming?
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:49, archived)
# Canon Gas Miser
Best fire ever. How much ?
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:59, archived)
# You can have it for a tenner
(themothers, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Up until a couple of years ago I used to stay in a flat in London with one of those.
I never once dared to try and use it.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:58, archived)
# this compo is packed with genius so far
really, it's astounding.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Books two week holiday
Lets hope the Hotel is built
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Heh, urban running - the ultimate challenge !
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not going cheep, nor woof.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:48, archived)
# Haallo Dr house
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:52, archived)
# dude
im eating my dinner, you fool!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:50, archived)
# all you ever do is complain :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:52, archived)
# and poke things with a stick
and draw SkUGosarusessises and eat bacon...
I mostly come out at night, mostly

You know what, I repost stuff too


Now with modre dogedy cropping
Like that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:56, archived)
# much SQUEE emanating from this little fella ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# I tried so hard to make the face right
in the end I gave up and went with the oringalish :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:50, archived)
#
不要
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:54, archived)
# Rorschach's Journal, October 12th 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tyre tread on burst stomach...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:26, archived)
# this is real puma
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:05, archived)
# The seller
Is Ken Dodd's father
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Ticket please...

mea culpa, mea maxima fucking culpa
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:54, archived)
# Is that a cross trainer
(CakeandDeath, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)
# You've nailed it.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:57, archived)
# Which punch cards do you use?
(CakeandDeath, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:26, archived)
# The first and third.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Shouldn't there be an apostrophe
in Pilate's?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:47, archived)
# Pontius Pilate's
*gets the joke*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:49, archived)
# I'm glad.
Actually, I spent more time on deciding whether or not to use a'postrophe than making the pic.
still not sure...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:38, archived)
# That would be a book about how to crucify people.
This is about exercises, you out of shape peoples!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:50, archived)
# Oi! I can still see the tips of my feet, you cheeky arse
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:18, archived)
# At least I don't need viagra
tip.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:32, archived)
# wut
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:37, archived)
# That was a very funny penis joke.
/perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:46, archived)
# I'm pretty sure he's doing a plank there.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Jesus looks angry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:21, archived)
# Actually, I thought he looked
like he is getting a gobble.

after all, it is thanksgiving...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:40, archived)
# ..."he looks cross"
HA HA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S JESUS
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] nut
(CakeandDeath, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:54, archived)
# 2.2m
thats not enough. i demand more rope for old monkey
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:38, archived)
# Badum
...
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:06, archived)
#
is this your hat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:11, archived)
# ...i'll keep it then
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Manufacturer's hit back.


Click for bigger (70 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:55, archived)
# All of these are facts, which makes a change.
which makes a change.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Sticking this roasted pea here.
Never was in a challenge, but it is way old.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:11, archived)
# SMOKING IS GREAT AFTER SEX - HIS MAJESTY'S OFFICIAL MISTRESS
www.scribd.com/doc/14381084/Jeff-Noon-Pollen shit way to read anything but the text's there
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:15, archived)
# John Barleycorn would be a great film if Troma did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:56, archived)
# and a big-titted Alice getting clothers ripped off at random =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:35, archived)
# I don't smoke
but all those facts be true.

Do one with beer.,the truwf must be told!
(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:51, archived)
# Ah yes, we have to keep those packages unappealing to children.
Especially when they're hidden behind the counter.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Spot on
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:19, archived)
# Manufacturer's what?
(pahakyy, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 2:41, archived)
# Errr...
Hit back! The clue is in the title?
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Would you like to turn on sticky-keys?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:42, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:44, archived)
# also: (NSFW NSFW NSFW!!!)
it wouldn't be Thanksgiving here without my annual 'gobble' search on Craigslist stlouis.craigslist.org/search/ppp?query=gobble
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Looks like you've got a busy night ahead of you.
Just be careful out there. We worry about you Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:49, archived)
# GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:03, archived)
# "Married guy in need of a hot outhouse on this cold night."
That's not even Engrish.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:59, archived)
# well, i don't want my tea any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:42, archived)
# Still here?
Hmm
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:06, archived)
# i am totally repulsed, but feel a need to keep looking at it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Feel the power of Oomska.
It's natural.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:47, archived)
# hmm, is dat sum blood in there, too? :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Blood and Oomska just go together.
Like eggs and bacon or cheese and wilsons.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:50, archived)
# I feel ill
and your hand looks a bit raw
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:54, archived)
# BOKE
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Whatever that is, you don't seem to know what "oomska" means
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:09, archived)
# you're not my real Mom!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Oh, I wish you wouldn't say that. It makes my ovaries angry.
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:12, archived)
# CRINGE.
See a doctor ASAP.
(timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:05, archived)
# if face dwith a choice between baked bollocks and baked beans
i don't think i'd eat the beans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:07, archived)
# Having eaten canned deer testicles in Norway
I would definitely recommend you go with the beans
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:19, archived)
# I've eaten Rocky Mountain oysters
and I can't fucking stand beans
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:23, archived)
# i'll give both a miss, then
beans are vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:23, archived)
# On purpose?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:11, archived)
# :D
I was lumbered with the task of taking fluffy to the vets to have his nads off many years ago, popped a couple of silver skin pickled onions in a sample pot with a bit of food colouring to present to the now ex-mrs.hekim on our return, called me every name imaginable and fuck did she scream when I popped them in my mouth, looking back I think this might be where things started to go awry.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:27, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:27, archived)
# i do love an evil sense of humour!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:30, archived)
# My dad apparently wandered into the living room once eating chilli out of a clean nappy.
Mum and the guests were not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:41, archived)
# GENIUS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Now that's entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 29 Nov 2013, 2:04, archived)
# ...
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:11, archived)
# I think we've already seen the
'special sauce'...
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] That would never work, right..... Oh, just remembered.... It does with cigarettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:57, archived)
# The treat that's to die for...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Would..
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:16, archived)
# Lol they should try it with alcohol lol
Lol I'm a snooty non-smoker too and I like to sit on my high horse going "lol I'm so rational, look at all the stupid cunts"

Great satire mate
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Well my horse would choke by the smoke of my cigarettes I am afraid. This was just Irony.
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Unpopular product but quite tasty


BTW: Having swan for thanksgiving this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# In Japan this normal?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:45, archived)
#
In Japan many things normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Becareful if you're having the wing.....it can break a man's arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Nah, this is mostly noses and tail-fins
Sainsbury's...
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:55, archived)
# ......prefer the blow holes and dorsal fins, I'll pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
# Um… it's tuna that can break a man's arm.
Dolphins can break a man's heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:11, archived)
# They are actually rather low in fat and high in protein -
so they seem heart-friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:36, archived)
# the delectable taste of fishy wellies and oil
who could possibly resist?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:56, archived)
# as it is not a fish, it's not fishy
[species nazi]
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:58, archived)
# it is, because it feeds on fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:05, archived)
#
Is this tuna friendly?
(Unquenchable, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:57, archived)
#
(in my best Arnold Schwartzenegger voice)
It's not a tooonah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:00, archived)
# No, he meant...
ahh... forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:02, archived)
#
Of course it's unpopular, innocent tuna gets caught in the net.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:30, archived)
#
Oh shit, someone beat me to the tuna gag.
(tugger blah fucking blah, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# ENEYCA DYINK?
Also -- would (did, akshally, i think)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] sticking it here as it's a drink too
wouldn't buy, though

(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:29, archived)
# At what temperature does this boil?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:32, archived)
# ah, memories
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Flanbase Hagrid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I want to buy your rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:09, archived)
# I HAVE A ROCK. I HAVE NEVER BEEN EATEN BY A TIGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:11, archived)
# I bet your rock -- when placed outside, will let you know when it's raining or snowing.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:14, archived)
# YES IT WILL
IT ALSO MAKES A HANDY SEAGULL CHASER
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:16, archived)
# IS YOUR CAPS LOCK STUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:17, archived)
# no, i'm going blind
so i couldn't focus on lower case words. some helpful person just told me how to make the words bigger, which is incredibly helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:24, archived)
#
Sorry to hear that. Caps Lock Rocks
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:31, archived)
# i knew it was going to happen
it's just surprised me how quickly my eyes are deteriorating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:39, archived)
# I learned how to make the words bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:13, archived)
# Is that 'actual size'?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:26, archived)
# give or take.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:35, archived)
# what he does in private is his business
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 15:51, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds