(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 0:27,
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XD
感謝
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 29 Nov 2013, 9:40,
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I woke up in a Soho doorway, the policeman knew my name.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:03,
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The name was "'comedy' account".
(IshiatamaMoggyis recuperating,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:10,
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XD
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:19,
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*leaps into air windmilling wildly before sliding across stage towards camera on knees*
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:29,
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Why does your camera have knees?
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:32,
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To connect its lower legs to its upper legs.
Are you a bit dim?
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:45,
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One of yous 5 a day
(Dead PixelsSee you then, if not before.,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:17,
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I'm on a holistic chicken anus diet at the moment so will not be purchasing this
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:27,
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Until the age of 42 I thought POLOs were sugared weasel anii.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:30,
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Free, just get a referral ..
(Araucariais such a tit,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:57,
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I for one know someone who has 4 hole in their head
(not including the ones most people have already) they where put there by a man, in a factory down town If I had my little way I'd drill holes everyday millions of holes, holes drilled by me
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:09,
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This is either poetry or you're wasted
I find it so hard to tell sometimes
Perhaps it's both
(harryfreezeIgnore, Hide, I like this!, Reply,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:31,
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Im not wasted, its hard to breathe
sometimes i get oxygen deprevation and things that seem simple seem funny
Thank you
Goodnight world, have a biscuit
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:49,
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Dragons Den ?
(MaxineBassetBetty Basset Bombs are Better,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:52,
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Did you know there is now cheese made from belly button bacteria
I for one fancy a cheese toastie
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:12,
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Kids need to smoke more. It will build up their immune system
I smoked at two and now I am 90 years of age.
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:23,
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the other day I heard a lady at work extolling the virtues of smoking when pregnant
apparently it makes the delivery ever so easy
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:27,
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Fact
Bragged about in chav circles, smoking reduces birth weight. One of drawbacks, new baby is addicted. Cries for a cig for fist two weeks of life.
(MaxineBassetBetty Basset Bombs are Better,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:38,
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it's alright though cos if you smoke loads in the same room or car as your baby for all that time they won't get withdrawal
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 23:00,
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Old smoking joke:
Boy on a bench, having a smoke. Man walks by and says:
"You know that is bad for you?"
Boy replies: "My grandad lived until he was 100"
Man "And I suppose you are going to tell me he smoked 40 a day?"
Boy: "No; he didn't smoke. But he lived that long because he knew how to mind his own fucking business."
:D
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 22:40,
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They may be under a misapprehension
(Snappyukgets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:55,
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There once was a family
a happy family with a bip bip bittidy bop and something something happy days du du ...erm no Brady bunch V Happy days
Today Fonzie jumps (one of the brady bunch - jeez i never watched that)
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:04,
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(Snappyukgets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:48,
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(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:29,
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The terrible effects of meth
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:32,
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haha
also, the terrible effects of deciding to colour using pen ink and my fingers are that I now have a black finger, a blue one and a brown one. The ink won't come off...
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:35,
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Mr T?
(seriously still have no idea why I keep seeing this guy all over the internets)
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:42,
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It's the chocolate rain guy, grown up
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 20:58,
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all i reember is that he sounds like he sings
and this scared me more tan it shuddave
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:00,
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it's not really him
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:02,
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but he is real?
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:05,
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who?
yes.
or no.
(drbroonabloooobloobloo,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 21:11,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:47,
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Looks like you've got a busy night ahead of you.
Just be careful out there. We worry about you Pedro.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:49,
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GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:03,
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"Married guy in need of a hot outhouse on this cold night."
That's not even Engrish.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:59,
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well, i don't want my tea any more.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:42,
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Still here?
Hmm
(SpammyToastb3ta's not dead mkay?,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:06,
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i am totally repulsed, but feel a need to keep looking at it
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:44,
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Feel the power of Oomska.
It's natural.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:47,
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hmm, is dat sum blood in there, too? :D
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:48,
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Blood and Oomska just go together.
Like eggs and bacon or cheese and wilsons.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:50,
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I feel ill
and your hand looks a bit raw
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:54,
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BOKE
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:06,
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Whatever that is, you don't seem to know what "oomska" means
(SpammyToastb3ta's not dead mkay?,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:09,
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you're not my real Mom!!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:10,
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Oh, I wish you wouldn't say that. It makes my ovaries angry.
(SpammyToastb3ta's not dead mkay?,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 17:12,
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CRINGE.
See a doctor ASAP.
(timbolatorsuccessfully hiding from the authorities on,
Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:36,
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(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:05,
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if face dwith a choice between baked bollocks and baked beans
i don't think i'd eat the beans
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:07,
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Having eaten canned deer testicles in Norway
I would definitely recommend you go with the beans
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:19,
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I've eaten Rocky Mountain oysters
and I can't fucking stand beans
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:23,
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i'll give both a miss, then
beans are vile.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:23,
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On purpose?
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 18:11,
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:D
I was lumbered with the task of taking fluffy to the vets to have his nads off many years ago, popped a couple of silver skin pickled onions in a sample pot with a bit of food colouring to present to the now ex-mrs.hekim on our return, called me every name imaginable and fuck did she scream when I popped them in my mouth, looking back I think this might be where things started to go awry.
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:27,
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Heh heh heh
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:27,
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i do love an evil sense of humour!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 28 Nov 2013, 16:30,
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My dad apparently wandered into the living room once eating chilli out of a clean nappy.