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[challenge entry] 99.9% sure this has bindun...


...if so I take no credit for the joke and defer to the original b3tan
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:57, archived)
# ??
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:59, archived)
# A
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:01, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 12:10, archived)
# Arf!
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[challenge entry] Photo Bomb!

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# ha ha
needs more 'portrait'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Every week we ask a question, the best answers of which go into the newsletter. Vote for this week's subject from these suggestions:

Celebrity Encounters III - One thing led to another and Antony Worrall Thompson gave me a look that made me feel I was being sized up for a casserole. That could have gone better.

Clean jokes - We've got all the sick jokes we can handle, thanks. Come up with something suitable for Christmas crackers.

Bets and dares - What's the stupidest or most epic dare you've ever taken part in?

Christmas from Hell - It is a matter of record that I once spent the entire 25th December alternating between alcoholic coma and the bowking of rich brown vomit. I was 12 years old.






Vote closes when we feel like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:27, archived)
# All of the above, rolled into one.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penguinbert killed Ken Dodd's dad's dog, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
It probably doesn't but you never know if ls18 is lurking.

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:24, archived)
# If only this were true....
....self satisfied smug cunt*

*Gervais, not the character.
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] some one answer the door


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(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Now, wheres my 250 notes Harry Hill...?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I always wondered where he connected the webs to
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 9:55, archived)
# =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Haha!
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[challenge entry] she always was a bit of a joker!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:27, archived)
# ^__^
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Philip, get the guns!
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 7:48, archived)
# Is she on porntube again?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:08, archived)
# all Buckingham Palace garden staff have to be nude. Philip demands it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:20, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Dr who...Mcoy?


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(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 7:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:20, archived)
# Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:49, archived)
# :D
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# I remember...
...cracking one off after watching her on Star Trek when I was 14...
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] and why not


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(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 7:40, archived)
# Madness are such naughty boys, they don't even use a crossing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:21, archived)
# yes
They are "Absolutely" more than "one step beyond" that crossing!
(MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] hidden dogging
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:33, archived)
# :D

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# disturbingly great
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Amusingly wild.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning all...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 6:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll drop this oldie here too...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 6:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Related
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 7:52, archived)
# I like how he's acting casual
"me? no, I was just holding this rifle"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah, not only did you get in before me
Yours is funnier...

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 9:53, archived)
# No yours is as funny.
click
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:00, archived)
#
agreed
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:13, archived)
# hide
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] RUN!!!
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 5:16, archived)
# Jeeeeesus, that's disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 7:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 9:29, archived)
# Oh deary me!!!
:D
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Where'd Saville
leave his helmet?
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:21, archived)
# I truly hate myself for laughing at this.
But I just can't stop...
(TheAmazingMeatMan ™ can't sing, but he's got soul, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 0:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
Oh lordy, you wrong 'un.
(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 10:28, archived)
# Shudderingly, nightmare-inducingly good.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Wow
(LokiMD, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 12:56, archived)
# This to win
(McChinaman banned, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] bit lighter
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 1:18, archived)
# heh heh heh
took me a moment
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 3:32, archived)
# 'You'll shit bricks when you see it.'
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 3:42, archived)
# ...or maybe slit your veins on the inside of your elbows.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 4:44, archived)
# Nicely done.
Also: I fucking love Rothko's colorfield paintings.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 4:43, archived)
# ^ What he said.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 6:33, archived)
# reminds me of this from a while back :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 6:53, archived)
# HULL -->
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 2:18, archived)
[challenge entry]

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 5:14, archived)
# \o/
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# Very good
Nice 'heirs'. Where's the spunk?!
(I helped save b3ta! willmod, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 20:15, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:22, archived)
# Have this pea

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 9:50, archived)
# posting my own picture in this thread now its on the front page
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 7 Dec 2013, 21:47, archived)
# I just don't get it mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 8 Dec 2013, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Very quick and just a little bit dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 1:01, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 1:03, archived)
# Hitchcock doing one of his lesser known cameos
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 1:33, archived)
# He's definitely doing something
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Is he going for the pink or the brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 1:52, archived)
# pink, then back spin for the brown
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 3:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 3:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Get the inevitable goatse out the way...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 0:53, archived)
# Still a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Cheers mate
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:36, archived)
# This should win every compo
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 4:08, archived)
# ^
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 9:00, archived)
# Hehe
Bless you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 0:31, archived)
# All the pictures of Ian Watkins
are in such clichéd poses that it looks like he learned to be a rock star from studying stock photo libraries.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 0:42, archived)
# Oh jesus...
www.sunderlandnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ian-watkins-420x375.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 0:44, archived)
# Not nice, no
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 0:46, archived)
# why are there so many paedos in england
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 4:18, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: BACKGROUND JOKES


This week's fiendish chore is to take a famous image, and add something comical or interesting to the background, leaving the foreground as before. Challenge suggested by monkeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 5 Dec 2013, 0:13, archived)
# I like this
despite managing to miss ze vote =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:12, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:08, archived)
# You never normally see Gideon from the back
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:28, archived)
# haha :)
Sorry - don't like defacing other people's great work - but couldn't resist ...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:55, archived)
# This will be on my shopping list for Xmas !
.

.
Must have been done
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:06, archived)
# Yep
www.b3ta.com/board/11033293
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 22:54, archived)
# beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:08, archived)
# But you have proper artz skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 23:39, archived)

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