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# just a wall of angry people
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(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Your wall of angry people is no match for tits and beer!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 12:32, archived)
# adblock, on the other hand...
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:10, archived)
# The best song by that title
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:14, archived)
# Sauce....gooose...gander !
(, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 15:05, archived)
# WHAT DID YOU GET ME FOR CHRISTMAS?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 15:14, archived)
# Broccoli!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# i wanted sprouts :(
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:08, archived)
# We're still proud of you pedro
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 20:09, archived)
# We really are
(, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 2:56, archived)
# They have a good reason.
Art!

Phil Spector's wall of sound has nothing on this.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] suicide letter


merry xmas
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:51, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Woo !
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:55, archived)
# R( R(
His poor parents
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 12:00, archived)
# Unlurking for ten seconds to say:
Massive Woo.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 12:55, archived)
# AHH!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 13:13, archived)
# you killed the serif =(
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# lol, it's funny because it's the season for it
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 22:07, archived)
# New jumpers for the gang
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*click*
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:47, archived)
# Seamless beauty
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Did you do this?! ;)
Hahaha
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:50, archived)
# did you miss the party
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:45, archived)
# Those cookies were a little strange.
The milk must have been off too.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 2:04, archived)
# Spike Milligan?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 2:07, archived)
# actually started as David Carradine
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 2:48, archived)
# chokingly close guess, then
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 8:38, archived)
# Eyes too central and should be positioned further up
Ears would be helpful to accomodate eyes. Would view again. Great B3tan +++++++++ would recommend.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 3:51, archived)
# GEODE BISH LOL
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 9:22, archived)
# 8D
Merry Christmas all
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:28, archived)
# .......the fuck?
: )
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:48, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] As it was just on..........
.

.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:45, archived)
# too bright
fucking link it!!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:12, archived)
# * I am over it now
*May contain lies
(, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 14:07, archived)
# where have ScoobyDoo and Shaggy gone off to this time?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:34, archived)
# Yay this works
Click
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 3:53, archived)
# pfft :)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Fuckitschristmas :)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:07, archived)
# getdownwitdefuckyocheckit……
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:25, archived)
# flanbase is dead, man
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:28, archived)
# no;(
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:31, archived)
# just kidding!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:32, archived)
#
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#

(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:12, archived)
# Oh FUCK yes!!!
(, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 17:05, archived)
# HAHA, god damn, that's a horrid FUCKing sight.
Plastic chest ornaments flapping like oversized truck-nuts and those vacant eyes.
Hover-hand hug and hotel curtains. Somehow, the Freebase addition seems to shine
out as the only thing with any life in the whole image.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:52, archived)
# :D Fuck Yeah!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:55, archived)
# nearly epic!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:13, archived)
# Why did the skeleton press an elf's face?
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:18, archived)
# A good question. Short answer is: one hell of a zit.
Long answer is: I only realized after I made the image that I should have written 'the button', rather than 'it'.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:27, archived)
# skeletons have no tolerance for pedantry
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:33, archived)
# Because that's how you set us up the bomb
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 9:21, archived)
#
would wouldn't
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:36, archived)
# heheh smoking hot !!!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:39, archived)
# mixed emotions
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:48, archived)
# Would would :D
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:09, archived)
# He's my boyfriend....
Don't say r*****!!


(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:35, archived)
# I have no idea - but woo anyway :D
And Merry Chrimbo!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:40, archived)
# Thank you :D
Woo yay XD
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Hahaha er, O_o
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:44, archived)
# Hehe :D
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:04, archived)
# HA HA HA!!! Best (something) ever!!!
Happy Christmas!!! o/'
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:54, archived)
# XD thanks!!
Happy christmas ;)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:05, archived)
# ...and speaking of fuckbuckets
Merry Hoho :D
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:08, archived)
# I was just thinking about you*…
*mofaha
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:15, archived)
# buzzwank
:D
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:21, archived)
# This is the best ever
And I keep it my special folder
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:50, archived)
# One of my faves too…Cheers! o/'
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:57, archived)
# Hugs
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:01, archived)
# hooray for steamy fuck buckets
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:07, archived)
# yeah true fuck ^^;
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:32, archived)
# Yay Lesbians
merryxmas
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:09, archived)
# Should say it to him...
Merry christmas :)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:35, archived)
# Yay! Fight like dogs
[edit, I hit the wrong button before I said you both rock, and carry on]

[and happy humbug]
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 4:56, archived)
# I think looney fight..
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Merry Christmas Moggy!
Is the rabbit nun labelled "Mine" you? She looks just like Maria, but is labelled "Mine" instead.

Now I will put that into Google Translate, translate it into Japanese, and translate that back into English and post the result right here.

Nuns rabbit, or has been labeled in the "I"? She looks like Maria, but it says "mine" instead.

And translated into Japanese to put it in Google Translate, translate into English the back, right here, I will post the results now.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Thanks :)
"Mine" is his name.
"You are mine," Maria said when he was born.
"Is that my name?" Mine said.
She did not have parents and a relative.
Therefore she was very glad that he was born.

Merry christmas BTW ;)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Thanks for the explanation :)
I now understand. Unexpectedly.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 17:04, archived)
# YES
But as it's the season of good will have a merry christmas
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 21:05, archived)
# Its easy.
It is such tragic love,Moggys boyfriend see's wint, who is wearing the huge dilco, all is woo, yay, party... until he see's his 'other' girlfriend who is 'his' (hence labelled mine)who has just had a masturbatory fuck orgy with pfap, this lasted several hours until the gayshift arrived and interrupted, the resulting juices and semen had to be collected in a scientific collection bucket for anthropological examination, but seeing as his girlfriend cheated, he has added a skunk to the orgy, the semen of which isthe chemical additive that makes the fumes highly toxic hence the tee hee. (requited loves revenge). His other gf is confronted by the arch villain and resolves to save his soul.... Its SO obvious !
(, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 13:27, archived)
# MERRY CHRISTMAS DUDES!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!

(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:14, archived)
#
I keep meaning to change the byline to "A touching story about a boy who liked his fruit gas ripened".

(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 6:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Yey for bad movie puns

PS Merry Chrimbo for 1 hour 52 minutes and 14 seconds all
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:17, archived)
# Not so much "lost consonants" as "casual blackface minstrels racism".
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:38, archived)
# oh my gorry!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha
I prefer rester !
(, Thu 26 Dec 2013, 15:15, archived)
# Nicely :D
for the life of me, I couldn't think of anything to do with the Polar Express ;)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bean me up spotty
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:31, archived)
# ;) 'Sock' exchange
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:39, archived)
# Every April 1st in San Francisco there is an event called St. Stupid's Day Parade
One of the stops is at the Pacific Stock Exchange where everybody throws socks around.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:15, archived)
# Happy hollidays

(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# He's full
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 11:37, archived)
# *Laughs Out Loud on Christmas Morning (It's 8:24 AM here) Alerting all the family
bravo! Made me larf!
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 13:25, archived)
# Xmas Camelfuck Jive
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Shake that hump, baby.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Needs more Camel Toe
:D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
Soz - couldn't be arsed doing anything else with it....
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Hahaha thank you
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Never forget Fiona Bruce's on the Antiques Roadshow
Hang on replying to myself.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:00, archived)
#
replying wanking
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 2:14, archived)
# True
Epic Camel Toe. Will keep my engines burning for years
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 3:40, archived)
# ;D
Would
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Yid Vicious
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Y E S !
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:14, archived)
# Weeeeee :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:50, archived)
# Meanwhile, at the North Pole...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Phwoar, bondage dinosaurs
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:14, archived)
# He's waiting for Santa to break out the whip.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:20, archived)
# This is how it has been done since time immemorial
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:27, archived)
# How else would Santa have delivered presents to all the good little dinosaur girls and boys?
Reindeer wouldn't have arrvied for several hundred million years.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:30, archived)
# And, the pterosaurs were far more tolerant creatures, none of this Rudolph bullying with them I can tell you.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:32, archived)
# intergalatic traffic cops giving Santa a field-sobriety check
little green fuckers
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:50, archived)
# Lucky it's before his rounds and he's not been supping all the port and sherry that's been left out for him.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:52, archived)
# "Excuse me, sir. Do you realise that having a red light on the front of your vehicle is an offence?"
And you can't park on roofs.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:30, archived)
# 'rooves'?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:02, archived)
# maybe it wasn't red, and it was just the doppler effect from moving so fast
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 23:04, archived)
# :D
I like the snowman
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:58, archived)
# Santa's packing a full trunk.
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 0:16, archived)
# Dat ass
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:20, archived)
# love it
happy Christmas Mu
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 14:34, archived)
# Lully dragon :)
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Merry Xmas B3ta!

Hitler's Xmas Tree!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:00, archived)
# Only one, but its size more than makes up for it
:D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Can I help decorate?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:18, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Merry Christmas each.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 20:27, archived)
# Marry xmas:D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 20:00, archived)
#
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#

(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 20:02, archived)
# Fooking hell
:D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Is that the Wonga Christmas ad?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:23, archived)
# Digging this out again, happy crimbo all...

(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:42, archived)
# and the same to you :D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:52, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 19:50, archived)
# I'll take that
as a condiment.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:06, archived)
# a salt with a deadly peppa
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:12, archived)
# Let me return your greetings with some gratings
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:41, archived)
# and you.
best drag this out again.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:20, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 25 Dec 2013, 1:21, archived)
# as this is on tv :D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Peas Roasting on an open fire
:D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] i wouldn't go in there if i were you sonny!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:23, archived)
# it's the perfect place to find the gift that keeps on giving
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:27, archived)
# they also have aids in there for you to find what you're looking for!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:30, archived)
# so thoughtful!
it's nice to always have a staff member handy
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:37, archived)
# If it was a stiff member
you could even compo it...
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:23, archived)
# that'll be the day
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:44, archived)
# ummmm...
oh dear
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:38, archived)
# happy candlemas by the way!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Merry Xmas and happy candles day for they are the same for me.
And now I;m going to pee all over the board...














(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:08, archived)
# Happy Candles Sir! Fancy a Spangcake?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:10, archived)
# spang me silly
!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Loadsacandles
Woo!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:16, archived)
# monkeon!
You're one of us few old codgers left.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:18, archived)
# that's a LOT of candles


Happy day Sir
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:18, archived)
# woo!
you could fry a steak over all those candles!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:21, archived)
# great
See you next year
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:01, archived)
# ít...buuuurns
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Happy Candles
Happy Candles
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Merry Fuckmas, every one!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:53, archived)
# Well, quite.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:13, archived)
# A very merry Rob sticks ladybirds on his cock to them all!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Here's Nicky!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:03, archived)
# That T Rex has a very excited dance, I advise you cut down his sugar.
Nothing worse than a hyperactive T Rex.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:13, archived)
# I wonder what THAT would look like?!!!!
Please do oblige Mu ;)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:37, archived)
# shaking his tiny little arms about, all flappy and excited
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:18, archived)
# Yes, yes, yes!
This rocks!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:38, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Right back at ya!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Say what you like about those Nazis, they really made an effort with the Christmas lights!
:)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 15:08, archived)
# :D
and you
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not thought through
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Lean cuisine?
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:19, archived)
# heh heh
: )
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)
# haha excellent
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Woo clever
clicks :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Ha :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely :)
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi Vey
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 14:55, archived)
# bloody good though...
*clicks*
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 16:25, archived)
# haha yay!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 17:41, archived)
# :D well done!
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 19:21, archived)

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