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[challenge entry] Blimey
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:46, archived)
# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 3:09, archived)
# Beers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyGp98Xoq9g
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:30, archived)
# Who's your favourite cock?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:39, archived)
# mmmm
This one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p63arlgbLXI
(I helped save b3ta! p4c_m4n There, I said it!, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:43, archived)
#
You're like a victom you like to feel like a victom!
(Fly Projector, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:48, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdqrGT9_In0
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Have I read this right?
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 0:35, archived)
# Swordsman flipchart
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 0:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 0:50, archived)
# That could go on
4EVERY
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 1:53, archived)
# Um! Um! Um! *waves arm while holding waving arm with other arm*
Zorro Cafitiy?
A pun on Zero Gravity?

=D I win, I win, I win! I never win but I won this one so I finally get to say I won one for once. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 4:07, archived)
# Oh....
This fills me with Zorro ;)
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Is it...
Coke Zorro?
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Nice graph of tea there.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 10:14, archived)
# Needs gravy
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Imagine a world where squirrels had tiny wigs and mustaches.


(Frogcloset (noun), Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:15, archived)
# In space, you don't need curb feelers.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:50, archived)
# Still not sure who looks weirder... Liz or Dappy.
(Testicles just for you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:15, archived)
# that bitch on the right needs to be gnopsededed
who the fuck is she?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:47, archived)
# Liz Jones
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:50, archived)
# jesus
they really are scraping the barrel even more, there is almost a hole in the end.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Set phasers to: 'Ave it you slaaaag
:)
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM72WsoqVgk
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:43, archived)
# Hahahahah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)
# Somebody put something strange in the BBC's water supply.
Not only is Danny Dyer the landlord of The Vic in Eastenders, the sweary bloke in The Thick of It is Dr.Who.

I don't understand the image above however I fully expect to see Bernard Cribbins hosting a Friday night chat show soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:27, archived)
# that scene from crocodile dundee inspired this....
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:42, archived)
# :)
reminds me of this (towards the end): www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7VrrQ667yE
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] fizics


Click for bigger (189 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Why I oughta...
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:15, archived)
#
I'm not feeling very good about myself right now
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
# Eat some chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Cry "HAVOC!!" and let slip the Spang Fairy...

That this foul deed shall smell above the earth...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:23, archived)
# SCIENCE!
Heisenberg gets caught in a speed trap. Cop says "do you know how fast you were going sir?" Heisenberg replies "no, but I know exactly where I am." b'dum tish. Eye thank ewe.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)
# Why was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied?
When he had the time he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:59, archived)
# something about the cop asking for his particulars, and him just waving.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:34, archived)
# I cried when I realised I was laughing.
Shameful click...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:31, archived)
# oof !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 2:30, archived)
# An easy mistake to make...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)
# The newsletter...
at last.

And it is suspiciously brimming with actual, honest-to-goodness things you will care about and enjoy looking at with the two eyes that Jesus poked into the front of your beautiful skulls.

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue615/
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:41, archived)
# cheers rob!
wait what?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
# congrats on your new hosting company
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:49, archived)
# Is it going to crash for 4 hours if I read it?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:09, archived)
# I want my money back...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, I've still got the film thing in my head from the last challenge
(wbiskit, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:48, archived)
# Icy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:00, archived)
# nice
at the cinema as soon as that scenes started I hoped that was the case
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:26, archived)
# Yeah
It was stretching my suspension of disbelief at first
(wbiskit, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't take credit for the joke really...
..or the pictures having never been in space.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:32, archived)
# :o


Man, that hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Titted Carrot.

Contributes to your 5-a-day.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:39, archived)
# Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha, a new wtf?! for b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:49, archived)
# I'm now wondering if there is an anthropomorphic vegetables subculture...
rule 34 blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Chlorophylia?
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:58, archived)
# That would be 'colour'
Not 'vegetable'

*hands coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:25, archived)
# Though I wonder if it's dangerous around here to suggest people raise the bar yet further :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:19, archived)
# hey, if people start posting pictures of broccoli, that's not my fault
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:36, archived)
# What about fruit...?
such as... limes, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:45, archived)
# CARROTS WITH-
Wait... what?

EDIT: 11 years? When the fuck did that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:53, archived)
# hurrah! more ancient ones
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:54, archived)
# i wish you well on this your most special of days
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:05, archived)
# Happy candleday!
You've been here so long you must remember when the internet was monochrome.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:18, archived)
# Ah Memories...
when the world all around was Green and Black.... and Floppy Disks were cutting technology
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:50, archived)
# Indeed, with their sharp edges, many a thing softer than wafer thin aluminium could be cut with them.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:46, archived)
# Jebus, you've been posting for 2 hours and no sign of Moggy!
Maybe the curse is broken?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:56, archived)
# maybe she was Goderator?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:58, archived)
# "Techniq is better than jocks" or something?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:59, archived)
# A great disturbance in the board, as if millions of accounts suddenly cried out from the same IP address, and were suddenly silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:17, archived)
# They'll be back, and in greater numbers...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:11, archived)
# I think I like it even less when she ISN'T making her presence known.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:05, archived)
# Just means she is offline...
...who is that at the back door?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:14, archived)
# Kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Well, they warned you not to watch *that* video!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:10, archived)
# They say it's good for your eyesight
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:17, archived)
# So if it's animals, it's Yiff (from the noises foxes make)
Then what does one call veg porn? Does roughage make a noise when it mates?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:34, archived)
# "Oo-arr"?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:06, archived)
# O SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:39, archived)
# i know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:01, archived)
# I now have a stalker.
Thanks for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] don't hate the player...
(passmoron, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:20, archived)
# Lovely beret Ice, just needs a couple of accessories
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] games that don't work in zero gravity #1
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:07, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
# zero-g twister would be AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
# time to go home now
'bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:17, archived)
# cool!
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:11, archived)
# you sank my battleship!
oh, no hang on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:25, archived)
# you just want someone to say
you float my boat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:26, archived)
# always
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:57, archived)
# you were only supposed to float the bloody doors off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Pfft, swingers.
edit: yet again I have failed to realise this is a compo entry.

I'm going to go into my corner now, and twitch.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
# i've never heard it called that before
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:43, archived)
# using words incorrectly, it's my forty
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:54, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:03, archived)
# Nae worries, it DOES look like they've hung themselves
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:52, archived)
# Have they decided to end it all?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
# By hanging themselves with bungee cords?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:47, archived)
# auto-erotic asphyxiation
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Putting the fun back into suicide
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
# there is no fun in suicide
just like there is no meow in bingo

/unresolved kitty bingo issues
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:53, archived)
# ...but there is P in swimming pool
dirty little buggers.
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:59, archived)
# *dyes pool water*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)
# Now I don't want to appear to be bragging, but....

CHEERS EVERYBODY!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)
# happy candlemass
and click
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Happy Candles sirrah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:37, archived)
# it's the gift that keeps on giving
oooh! b3rthday cakes too!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
All the candles
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
# happy candles, chutters!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:43, archived)
# happy b3taday fanny baws
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:02, archived)
# a hippy papy bthuthdth thuthda bthuthdy!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:01, archived)
# happumph a bumfcandlumpyeray
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:08, archived)
# Happy b3tamas!
Gone quiet recently but there will still be an Architectural Illustration conversation to be had in the not too distant future....
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:08, archived)
# No worries, I remain poised and loins girded
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:59, archived)
# Woo
and an added dollop of YAY for not using *shudder* Battenburg *shudder*.

I am so chuffed you are still around these parts... happy B3taday, Chutters!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:37, archived)
# clever
clever
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 22:15, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Not thinking outside the box
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:25, archived)
# i would open the box very slightly
and insert a hose....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:30, archived)
# the box is bluffing
and just how angry and killy can angry killer bees be?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 16:38, archived)
# that's a box full of denizens with dildos right?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:03, archived)
# ^this
and little pink cowboy hats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
# BEES!
with tits probably...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 18:02, archived)
# One from the archives.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 19:09, archived)
# OMFG!
Rule 34!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:13, archived)
# They can be temperamental.
(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 23:05, archived)

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