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[challenge entry] oh damn that zero gravity...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:03, archived)
# women have far more fashionable space suits than men :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)
# she'd just had her hair done too
so there was no way she was putting a helmet over her do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Iwo Gravity
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:24, archived)
# brill
clikd
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:51, archived)
# oh my, HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Things that are more aptly named in zero gravity. #1 The Floater.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:50, archived)
# Ah, thanks. Just what I need on a Monday morning...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:55, archived)
# It's a plastic one if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:57, archived)
# better out than in I suppose =)
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Jan 2014, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] zero gravity


Click for bigger (481 kb)
A reptilians view on what happened on 20th March 1969!
(StrictlySaurus keeping it mesozoic, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 4:06, archived)
# Needs more pope
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:26, archived)
# And a smoking Obama perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:31, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:28, archived)
# 8-bit cold?
judging by the font
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:06, archived)
#
Not done unintentionally
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:59, archived)
#
(nowthatthewilderbeestsgone, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 2:02, archived)
# CAC



cdc's are cute
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:24, archived)
# I am slightly drunk and decided to make a dog on mspaint


Shhhhh just enjoy the moment we are sharing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 1:38, archived)
# why is he hiding behind the ball with a half-drawn person on it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 1:52, archived)
# because he's sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 1:57, archived)
# New Spacehopper!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Jan 2014, 2:07, archived)
# graffiti
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Jan 2014, 2:18, archived)
# HA! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 2:31, archived)
# Fixed it and made it a bit German
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 2:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 20 Jan 2014, 2:29, archived)
# Everything is happier when it's in German
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Abbey Road Lighthouse
(Alligator, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:26, archived)
# nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:28, archived)
# Good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:30, archived)
# you think they'll do it?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Of course not!
John and George are dead.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:33, archived)
# i would come back for something like this if i could
i think they should at least give an effort
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:35, archived)
# 'celestial straining noises'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:41, archived)
# it'll be easier as ghosts seeing as we can't turn off the gravity
so Ringo and Paul need to hurry up and die
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 2:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:34, archived)
# did that years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 8:30, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:25, archived)
# It's the Goodies!
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 20 Jan 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Goes well with the UKIP slut detector I have on my fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:54, archived)
# Haha, I like the geocities reference for the complete effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:05, archived)
# ha!
needs more sparkly diamonds following my mouse pointer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:11, archived)
# <marquee> too right </marquee>
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:32, archived)
# .
<embed src = "http://1001midis.com/midi/1001Midis.com_Eye_Of_The_Tiger.mid" ></embed>
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:36, archived)
# <blink> please sign my visitor's book </blink>
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:41, archived)
# .
<table><tr><td><img="underconstruction1.gif"></td><img="underconstruction2.gif"></td><td><img="underconstruction3.gif"></td><td><img="spacer.gif"></td></tr></table>
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:48, archived)
# Oh yes!
On a black background?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:05, archived)
# I love how UKIP started the day saying "isn't it great that people can speak their own mind"
and finished the day by suspending the homophobic religious nutjob
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:14, archived)
# I always think it unfair when
atheists take credit for putting people off religion, when clearly people like David Sylvester are doing all the hard work.

In fact, I bet Dawkins has never put anyone off religion.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:45, archived)
# I became Christian just to spite him.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:15, archived)
# Ha nicley done. There are some strange people in this world!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:40, archived)
# Ha-ha!
https://twitter.com/UkipWeather
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 22:07, archived)
# pffft
"The sun makes a brief appearance after John Barrowman stubs his toe on the corner of a wardrobe"
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 22:23, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:31, archived)
# meanwhile in orlando :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:04, archived)
# very nice, but
the FAQ does still say never exceed 400k you know?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Smash the system!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:14, archived)
# Herman's done an excellent job making it as small as he has
but why not just post a thumbnail and link to a full colour decent size gif or better still a youtube version which would take less time to load due to it actually having compression code developed this side of 1995 AND have sound?
or if you need to post it on board push it just a touch further - same joke 150 wide instead of 175 for 254kb:
www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/tom-stonedsmall.gif
Fun and games with optimisation!/compression bore
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:19, archived)
# I'm afraid I don't have a telepathic insight into herman:D's mind.
You might be asking the wrong person here, Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
# I'm musing not demanding answers :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:29, archived)
# MUsing at Mu, eh?
I've had enough of your racism, Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:34, archived)
# sing Mu sing!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:36, archived)
#
not got a youtube account
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:40, archived)
# just link to a bigger gif then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:42, archived)
# sorry i have got one but aint used it for years
www.b3ta.com/links/Would_You_Like_A_F_Mint
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:14, archived)
# but ?
www.b3ta.com/board/11045133
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:39, archived)
# people post porn every now and then too, doesn't make it right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:41, archived)
# my name is Sheep ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/11049512
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:49, archived)
# why not just play by the rules like (almost) everyone else?
Jokes are more important than technique (and file size)
Yes 400k is quite small by todays standards, but you don't need to broadcast in HD to get a punchline across.
And if you do, just provide a link to a full res version like people do with pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:10, archived)
# So, who does one petition to get the FAQ changed?
Rob has deserted b3ta, the FAQ was written ages ago, and even people on smartphones can get 3g most places these days. Reply GIF & pic size restrictions would be a lot better IMHO than draconian original post restrictions, particularly when I log on the morning after a gayshift dance party...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:54, archived)
# you need to fill in a form at your local church
set fire to it and pray
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:38, archived)
# My local church only opens at midnight and I'll have to find a goat to slaughter...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:52, archived)
# This is actually pretty similar to a dream I had.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:15, archived)
# Last night I dreamt I was living in the middle of nowhere in America
in an old wooden house that had pheasants wandering in and out.
I got out of bed to feed some cats and saw there were bloody footprints all round the kitchen.
Going outside to see how the flooding and snow was doing (there was a whirlpool/sink hole in a field next door) I was interrupted by a couple of police cars. The police got out and asked if I'd seen anything suspicious. I told them about the bloody footprints and they said that there was a murderer on the loose and that I shouldn't go back inside.
The police looked around the house for a bit before giving up and wandering off.
Then I woke up. I'd rather dream of cats smoking spliffs to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:28, archived)
# It wasn't cats and it wasn't a spliff.
It involved mild anxiety while rolling and lighting a cigarette which then burnt all the way to the end in one drag.

My dreams are either entirely dull (see above) or rather cinematic. My best recent one involved a shootout between secret agents and andriods. It had bullet time and sweeping camera shots and was against the backdrop of a thudding rap track that my radio alarm was playing to try and wake me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:33, archived)
# Tom's always tight with his green.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:19, archived)
# Heheh
Took me a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Ha - I had to filename though...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Benedict Cummingbacktch?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:57, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 22:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Based on true events
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:58, archived)
# except the faces were changed to protect the,,,,
fuck, i dunno :/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:09, archived)
# also
I blame Atomic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:16, archived)
# Is that Stacey "Creech"?
although top-right is a bit George Galloway.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:18, archived)
# yup. i was also noticing that Stacey Keach and Tom Selleck are starting to look more alike as they age.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:21, archived)
# The bloke from The Bridge?
I keep trying to watch that show as Sofia Helin is so haut but keep losing the plot when I forget to read the subtitles
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:27, archived)
# Stop "multitasking" then and just watch it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:42, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:05, archived)
# nah,
Stacey Keach
www.imdb.com/name/nm0005078/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:43, archived)
# I can't wank to that :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:29, archived)
# top one
is the love child of vincent price and tosh from the bill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:31, archived)
# The Gollum prototype was more effective once they lost the clothes...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:43, archived)
# Trues! ...with the clothing on, some claimed that they looked 'too Jew-ish'
...of course, had they swapped the suit for a bowling shirt, they could have pulled it off.

EDIT: speaking of bowling shirts :D :D www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/interactivezoom/processed/07118292.interactive.a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:47, archived)
# Now, if Gollum had looked like THAT the little Bilbo fella wouldn't have ever left Mordor...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:32, archived)
# :D
www.gruffalo.com/
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:55, archived)
# Faces of Goblin
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Taking away the gravity kind of ruins the joke...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:37, archived)
# i can't see ronnie corbett now without automatically hearing his wee tam mcclintock voice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)
# :) a solution to inequality!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Please tell me...
...he's using SANDPAPER!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:47, archived)
# sorry, I think he's using the finest silk 'kerchief
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
# he appears to have slept face-down on a grill pan
sadly, not for long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:55, archived)
# it's the George Forman shave and grill
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)
# "It's so good, I put my face on it!"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:23, archived)
#
George Forman Simon Weston (micto made it I think?)
From the same challenge that produced The Ian Huntley Non-Slip Bath Mat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ā”( Ė˜_Ė˜)ā”Œ Ź…(Ģā—”ā—)Źƒ, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)
# Grandmaofshoes
b3ta.com/board/4694966
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:26, archived)
# wow, that was even before my time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:40, archived)
# Ahahahahahaawwwwwwwwwwwwwno.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:44, archived)
# does the fat just drip off his chops?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:26, archived)
# Get into the groove!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Haha
Good likeness
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:01, archived)
# I'm enjoying his current series I must say
The 'benefit scum bastards' sketch was most amusing
also woo to pic
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:06, archived)
# it's always good telly
and adding Limmy is just marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:44, archived)
# Thirded.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:42, archived)
# Was his the show with the sketch explaining time?
The line "But what is clocks?" amused me much more than it should have.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:46, archived)
# yep, that bit is on the links board at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:37, archived)
# you seem less obsessed with the penis lately
kudos!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:32, archived)
# happysword is happy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)
# that's crying out for a bit of swing action
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)
# "GIE 'EM THE MALKIE, YA HEEMASEX!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:36, archived)
# Nicely done
"like your mum".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:39, archived)
# nice one ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Now GO AWAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Oh, THERE'S the paper!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3pJ3IT4GNs
(User #86772, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:50, archived)
# Pffft!
Dirty boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:46, archived)
# :)
made this years ago:
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Pensioner fails to secure home.
That's what the ropes and hooks are for.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:19, archived)
# SQUIRREL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Hello b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:02, archived)
# :)
and heeloo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:09, archived)
# He's the greetest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:14, archived)
# nah, that's the giant brain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Now I am leaving for no raisin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:56, archived)
# :D
also: a bit of silly
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:39, archived)
# he'll be suffering from severe pokey trauma
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Pin the Moustache on the Führer
(Ginger Edition)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:00, archived)
# silly horse, milk crates isn't b3ta server!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Performance is similar
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:15, archived)
# I think it's better since the downtime.
Before b3ta died the other day, my t-mobile phone would NEVER get b3ta, ever. I would get a '504 - gateway timeout' error. When b3ta came back up, I could get to it on my phone. Also, b3ta's IP address changed from a host in Texas, USA, to a German ISP. I am surprised i havent seen any announcement -- could be just a temporary thing tho
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:40, archived)
# you weren't supposed to find out....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:57, archived)
# am i going to be killed?
Iz sis pahrt of ze masterplan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:31, archived)
# nein, erm, i mean no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:45, archived)
# you can't trick me with a picture of eine katze
......oh scheisse...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:00, archived)
# B3ta's IP address has changed from a host in Texas, USA, to a German ISP you say¿
Does this mean we can shop the fuck out of Prince nowĀæ

imjusaskin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:04, archived)
# a d.j who worked at a club i used to go to
would play one of his songs when i came in. it was weird having my own walk-on music
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:11, archived)
# which song?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:33, archived)
# darling nikki
started as a joke, but he kept it going because it pissed me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:39, archived)
# The Most Beautiful Girl in the World?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:34, archived)
# yes, but that's beside the point
we were talking about prince songs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:40, archived)
# yeah, but we can't do any photoshops of former German dicktaters
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Seems a fair swap as Hitler's been done to death :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:36, archived)
# so you're saying b3ta killed Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Hitler got b&
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Or did Hitler kill b3ta?
(Dead Pixels See you then, if not before., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:49, archived)
# hmmmm
*strokes imaginary goatee*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 17:53, archived)
# So it's all settled then Pedro - we're definatelyallowed to shop the fuck out of Prince now¿
*waits for you to post 1st
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 18:05, archived)
# I noticed that change had happened some days previous to the failure
not sure when the server changed, could be months ago.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 21:07, archived)
# Nice ripple.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:25, archived)
# Haha :D
Hi Mr PT I hope you are all shiny and well formed
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:48, archived)
# :D
hummus tanks are empty, otherwise ~good
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:24, archived)
# Hahah
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:47, archived)
# arf, ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Hi :D
(herman:D, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 19:57, archived)
# it's time for the noontime 'obey'
just don't stare at the center for too long, or you will be compelled to empty your PayPal accounts into mine.


NOW WITH ADDED BONUS: Richard Gear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:13, archived)
# Half expected a hamster to pop out of Mr. Gere's dark centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:36, archived)
# That's 'Mr. Gere's dark and creamy centre' to you.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Don't pull rank on me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:56, archived)
# it's like a gerbillinae clown car
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Wish granted!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Dreams Really Do Come True on B3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:13, archived)
# My PayPal account has like two quid in it
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:54, archived)
# look again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:57, archived)
# That was going to buy me a pint
the next time I found a pub that accepted PayPal and sold a pint for two quid :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Something, something, Bitcoins, Hoxton
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:16, archived)
# The Haymakers in Cambridge takes Bitcoin
It made me think of a bunch of modern internet-obsessed hippies and put me off the place rather. Not enough that I didn't finish my beer before leaving, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Purdy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:47, archived)
# I don't know why I did this to Mr. Cruise...
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 11:29, archived)
# ...because i bet the pipsqueak was asking for it
...and the world thanks you*



*I do not speak on behalf of the whole of planet Earth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Nick Knowles brother?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 11:54, archived)
# Easter Island hopes to have such a likeness on its famous statues
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 11:58, archived)
# he now looks like one of the aliens he believes in now! lol
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:02, archived)
# You mentioned Aliens....
Had the same thought...



(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:09, archived)
# coz he's a git
well done sir / madam etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:07, archived)
# and I say he's a pipsqueak!
*takes off glasses, and rolls up sleeves*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:10, archived)
# Hey, Tom. Why the long face?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)
# I do believe it's sunday


Taken handheld as the fast moving water had just taken my tripod
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 1:15, archived)
# no CFB? :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 1:26, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers should find you an embiggering
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 19 Jan 2014, 8:48, archived)
# These are fucking awesome :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 10:25, archived)
# 1. Awesome
2. Bastard - handholding for 3 seconds and getting bugger-all shake. I hate you, and so does my Parkinson's.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:39, archived)
# Is that a tiny human or an enormous sewer?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 1:37, archived)
# Yes, it is Sunday. Here is a picture of a dog, it isn't my dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 2:05, archived)
# dogzilla rolling buses over?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 2:12, archived)
# This dog has done questionable things, you can see it in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 2:16, archived)
# I wouldn't characterize licking ones own balls as 'questionable'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 2:20, archived)
# This dog has done desirable things, you can smell it on his breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 2:59, archived)
# i thought i smelled peanut butter...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 3:15, archived)
# *flannels 'special area'*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 9:24, archived)
# Wow, looks like a scene from a survival horror game.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 3:55, archived)
# The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 10:17, archived)
# That's fucking ace that is :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 10:57, archived)
# where dat?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 11:55, archived)
# That is wonderful!
Fast moving water can be a thieving bastard some times
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 12:17, archived)
# Also, very nice, but needs more Half Life barnacles.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 14:31, archived)
# Good effort!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 16:42, archived)
# Banana ;D
(herman:D, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 23:02, archived)
# Well that's ripe for abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 23:04, archived)
# Herman, consider this overcoming the final barrier to you ever being brought into society
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 23:20, archived)
#
overcoming erecting
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Jan 2014, 23:30, archived)
# i knew i saw her before, inuit!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Peel back the skin and feast upon my fleshy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 11:02, archived)
#
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Ha, I saw that other one but didn't realise it was based on t'news
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:28, archived)
# 'Highlander' is still a lot of goofy fun.
Everything that followed was bubbling wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:41, archived)
# the lousiness of everything that followed makes me want to go to an underground car park in a fit of depression and cut off my own head
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 22:49, archived)
# 'Rhamirezh'
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 13:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Jan 2014, 0:02, archived)

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