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[challenge entry] evening
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:30, archived)
# \0/
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:39, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Well I never!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:54, archived)
# Well, I never...
I never...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Dedication. Mmm-mm, dedication.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Oof!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:22, archived)
# Medication ... that's what you need !
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Hull's nice this time of year.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:48, archived)
# seamed like a good idea at the time
 photo pointsofview.jpg
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:51, archived)
# I still know it's Wogan, and the image is still burnt into my mind.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:57, archived)
# I bet the Wogster did a bit of bachelor party grot back in the day.
There'll be a few reels of super 8 with him and isla st clair somewhere.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Super 8 is what the ladies called Wogan's pork sword
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:10, archived)
# *finger guns*
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:46, archived)
# Hung like a breakfast radio presenter.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:21, archived)
# {X(
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:53, archived)
# This is just great.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:20, archived)
# eveninh
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:27, archived)
# more cock
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:59, archived)
# They're my second favourite genitals.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:01, archived)
# You're a handsome young man.
Do you like movies about gladiators?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Don't rip it.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:24, archived)
# Sounds like a dick deformity.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:22, archived)
# I could do with two arseholes this week.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:36, archived)
# What a mysterious statement.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# The whole world is having birthdays. I'm on five cakes a day.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:44, archived)
# Worth a lol
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:29, archived)
# Double bum crack!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Meaker/Penis Beaker.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:54, archived)
# Odds bodkins!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:58, archived)
# I know it's a bit of an old intermeme to say "oh kids telly was dead trippy in the 70s"
but the first series of rentaghost was genuinely fucking bonkers.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:12, archived)
# If it weren't for all the evidence to the contrary,
I'd quite happily believe that Rentaghost had never happened, and that the whole thing had been a particularly vivid fever-dream.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:36, archived)
# I like the fact that they had to calm the inappropriate trippiness right the fuck down in the subsequent series
by introducing the ghost of a pantomime horse.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:48, archived)
#
I'm confused as to why I thought Miss Popov was tasty. Warning: May contain traces of Christopher Biggins.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:59, archived)
# Because you're a closet homosexual?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:02, archived)
# Yes. Yes, that must be it. You Benny.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:27, archived)
# Yeah ... well your mum smells of dandruff shampoo and makes you wear cheap trainers.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:52, archived)
# You know a piece of cheese that you find underneath the fridge and which has gone hard and has fluff on it?
That's your tea that is. That's what you're having to eat.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:35, archived)
# I saw a clip of Worzel Gummidge, the other night (an outtake, wherein he says "fuck").
Frankly, I'm amazed that I ever had a night's sleep without nightmares. There was something very wrong (yet strangely right) about the TV of my youth.
Dobbin was oddly calming, given that he'd clearly been ripped from the mind of a very disturbed individual.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:04, archived)
# disclaimer: massive drugs anecdote
I was utterly mangled at a festival a few years back and the idiot in charge of visuals was playing clips of the scarecrow maker over and over. I properly freaked right the fuck out. I had to be walked around a field for a few minutes by some sympathetic strangers.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:08, archived)
# One too many Haliborange?
Typical lightweight.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:10, archived)
# I was mixing halib orange and smints. A rookie mistake.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:11, archived)
# Noseybonk. Pipkins. Hickory House.
Ooooof.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Hartley from Pipkins was the stuff of nightmares.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 0:14, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Donnie Darko?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
# fuck the lord
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:59, archived)
# Is now an appropriate moment to mention Noseybonk?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:52, archived)
# You know the answer to that, don't you?
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 0:14, archived)
#
MMMMMMMOTOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Um
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:02, archived)
# "say hello to my little friend"
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:10, archived)
# ?

(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:11, archived)
# !
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:11, archived)
# Preferably involving the Ariel Atom face
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:16, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:19, archived)
# Also
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:36, archived)
# Wonderful =)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:01, archived)
# Yup
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:15, archived)
# {:-)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:48, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 0:43, archived)
# Cannot unsee
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:26, archived)
# nobody can resist when jeremy clarkson puts on his shiny shoes
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:36, archived)
# madre de dios
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:01, archived)
# "You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!"
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:20, archived)
# Make head go wonky!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaaaghhhhhh!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:55, archived)
# when i'm calling yooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Don't run we are your friends
Ak ak ak
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:30, archived)
# That's an awesome film
Akakakak
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Anything that depicts the disintegration of Jack Black gets my vote
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:50, archived)
# ^THIS IN EPIC SHITLOADS
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:55, archived)
# I like the animation of the ray
And, of course, the pulsating helmet.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Teehee you said pulsating helmet
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Praising a mythical space being with supernatural powers doesn't do any good does it?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:09, archived)
# afternoon
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:46, archived)
# get the little cunt
'noon
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# alright clown spoons
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:09, archived)
# alright doves
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:14, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:21, archived)
# How refreshing.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:28, archived)
# all the best facilities at Hackney Spa
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:30, archived)
# At certain resolutions that stream appears to run backwards
which is both confusing and arousing.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:35, archived)
#
That'll be the Candiru.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:57, archived)
# top pissings
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:40, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:45, archived)
# ahahaha!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:46, archived)
# all kids love log
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Awesome!!!!!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:57, archived)
# good times
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:55, archived)
# HOW DID YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR PROFILE???
so cool...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 21:07, archived)
# incompetent women
they need to get him in a pincer movement
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:22, archived)
# run, little fella!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:43, archived)
# ride that fucker
ride it hard
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:45, archived)
# why does the litle guy's shadow have a different hue to it?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:00, archived)
# they're trying to catch him so they can find out
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# he looks so sad
: (
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:53, archived)
# !
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:30, archived)
# hehheh
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Skillz
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:21, archived)
# where does the law stand on raping zombies?
is it illegal?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Good question. I hope it's legal or I'm in trouble.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:27, archived)
# I did lol at this, mainly because I thought he was doing a flying leap with his trousers down.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:36, archived)
# Also, what corpse-cloning algorithm did you use?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 16:21, archived)
# If I told you you'd be in grave danger.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:53, archived)
# Shorts AND trousers, belt and braces,
Putrid zombies, this is aces...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:22, archived)
# thnx
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:34, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 0:47, archived)
# .
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:32, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:37, archived)
# the goatse channel network premiere

(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:51, archived)
# =)) potentially compoable
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
I've a tame one of those
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:56, archived)
# So that's where my socks went
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# I hear that some may still exist in the wilds of Irack
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:12, archived)
# you should never domesticate a clothes horse, they can be pretty violent
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:15, archived)
# And did the insurance company help?
No! She was hung out to dry.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
you bad bad person!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:39, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:05, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Just getting this out of my head...
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:20, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:28, archived)
# I can just imagine her needle-like teeth
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:50, archived)
# It suits her.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:28, archived)
#


(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
# You can have one as well
Pfft :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:21, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:36, archived)
# Pfft
:)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha
I could be persuaded to watch this
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:37, archived)
# Tonight..... doing the VERY quickstep !
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:30, archived)
#
this made me laugh more than it should have well done
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hulk Hogan's Heroes
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:53, archived)
# that is excellently done.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:55, archived)
# ooh ta!
:D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Dismissed! and Woooo!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:58, archived)
# haha, Hogan wants you!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:23, archived)
# I see nussing!!!
and WOO
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 18:01, archived)
# This should win the compo.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:21, archived)
#
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Haha! Still love this. Here's a shit variant. Click for largity
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Oh God - Office yelp
.....tries to look busy
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I am not a number! (But if I were, it'd be '69'.)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:17, archived)
# the blonde doesn't appear to want to be free
must really love those bars
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:23, archived)
# She doesn't know the door is open.
Sadly, the prison healthcare system has not provided her with corrective lenses.
Or enough clothing.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:33, archived)
# this is what happens when you let feminists get their own way
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:24, archived)
# Really?
That's what you're going with?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:34, archived)
# yeah
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:40, archived)
# He's got a point.
Women would be much better if they were just cartoons. Ideally animals with breasts.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Why it's political correctness gone mad! Mad I say!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Arse!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:18, archived)
# when I ran a video shop there was a bloke that came in a few times that looked just like that
Always off his face on glue and smelling like he'd shit himself.
Kept asking us to put porn on the shop telly.
/cheeryMondaystories
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# Sounds a smashing chap!
:D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# this is a good thing to see
:D clikt
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:46, archived)
# would add some excitement
do it immediately, BBC
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 4:35, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha, very nice mate
Ning!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:44, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Ning \o/
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:45, archived)
# FECK!
Disturbing and wonderful
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:55, archived)
# Cheers
:D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:56, archived)
# brill
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:57, archived)
# haha brilliant!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 13:09, archived)
# Cheers mate!
:D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaahaahaha
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 15:50, archived)
# It'd be mayhem with all the green space wimmin
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 17:22, archived)
# No - I dont't want to see the Captain's log !
Brilliant tho !
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 19:10, archived)
# DRINK! FECK! KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:09, archived)
# continuing self help poster monday
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Nice green bra too
:)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:02, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:03, archived)
# It never occurred to me that Pedro is underage.
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:03, archived)
# he's not, he's just stunted
probably from too much butt sniffing
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:11, archived)
# in my office, if you want to climb the career ladder that's what you have to do
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:14, archived)
# you're in the wrong office/career
unless of course you enjoy such things, in which case lucky you! carry on
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:17, archived)
# It a cut throat world in the modern proctocolgy office
(, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Poo!
:D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:18, archived)
# feeling so strong right now
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:19, archived)
# Jimmy Savile quote?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha christ
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Wow
haha
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:46, archived)
# Conrad Poohs' little 'un?
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 14:07, archived)
# I will carry this image with me for the rest of the week
:D
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:45, archived)
# haha that Marcus Aurelius, what a dirty mind
(, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:37, archived)

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