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# My feeble attempt....
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(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:29, archived)
# Hardly feeble! Well done.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:30, archived)
# Thanks....
but my skillz are very limited.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:25, archived)
# Lets give this a go....
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:12, archived)
# Winnar !
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:24, archived)
# I'd lick the back of her head
If you know whadimean.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:32, archived)
# Quin Elivberth
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:41, archived)
# ^ gemma worrall
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:42, archived)
# And tonight's Winner of The Internet is ...
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Urrrr.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:59, archived)
# Wear a crown, Woman!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 22:05, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Burgt Brodo
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:41, archived)
# nice ( . )( . )'s
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:07, archived)
# Lovely !
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:11, archived)
# haha
randomly stumbled upon that phrase for the first time the other day here: www.reddit.com/r/stanisms/
also: fp this now!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:11, archived)
# well i definitely didnt see it on that subreddit too change the words slightly and then draw a stick man
nope, definitely not.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:18, archived)
# was not accusing...
merely noting a possible occurrence of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baader-Meinhof_phenomenon only to find the page has been deleted?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:24, archived)
# ha, i did do that.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:40, archived)
# If you read the discussion page
you'll note that there's no reason why the phenomenon should be called that.

Wonder if there's a phenomenon that describes when that happens.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:59, archived)
# shit man that's twice i've noticed that in two daze
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:44, archived)
# Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
An average temperature of 37½ degrees, and, come the evening, quite balmy.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:20, archived)
# Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
No, no, it's someone who likes BBC Three and owes me a tenner.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:29, archived)
# ' \_______/ '
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Just let out a massive lol to this as there's a news article on about a woman getting murdered
The wife has got up and moved over the room
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:54, archived)
# You sicko
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:02, archived)
# And long dead
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:02, archived)
# ...now
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:00, archived)
# BLAZING!

(Now I gotta go play Streets of Rage 2 again)
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# These are all very good - Have you ever done any computer games?
Enjoy the Music on Streets of Rage two...by far the best music of any game of its time
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:27, archived)
# I keep telling you, that's
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:47, archived)
# Sounds like something that would accompany some late-night cable TV softcore smut.
This suffers from that too:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ipOg6vCUCI&t=0m56s
Hmm - I wonder where SEGA went to hire its musicians...
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:13, archived)
# "Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine" sounds like it's some late-night cable TV softcore smut CHANNEL!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:32, archived)
# those hot, hot lights will melt her implants
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Is that how it works?
Only I've seen beaches in Brazil that would be three inches deep in molten boob.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:35, archived)
# If only you could confine them in some sort of inflatable play pit...
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:59, archived)
# All that kicking
and resulting thighs.

and so forth.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:23, archived)
# Since it's toon time, crap gag needs exorcising from brain.
Not worth own thread:

Or even de-seaming (damn GIMP).
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:03, archived)
# Awesome
This seems somewhat relevant

(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:14, archived)
# fotda
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:20, archived)
# Taki?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 19:58, archived)
# Tyris Flare
Her parents were murdered by Death Adder.

True story.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 22:36, archived)
# My daughter got a Megadrive Ultimate handheld thing
I stuck 947 roms on the memory stick the other day; we only play Sonic and Streets of Rage 2
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:00, archived)
# sonic 3 is the best one
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:58, archived)
# Dammit! Why are the bad girls so sexy?
bad homicidal
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:11, archived)
# afternoon
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:16, archived)
# Jeez is that an eye peeking out?
Edit - OH MY GOD THE WHOLE THING IS AN EYE!
*vomits*
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
# i've had worse
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:29, archived)
# ouch!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:30, archived)
# eyelids sewn to my face
while the tops of my eyes were sliced open. holes drilled into my skull to have thin metal rods inserted. eyes raised and lowered. eyeball rotated to undo twisted nerves. of course, now i can outstare a cat, so swings and roundabouts.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:34, archived)
# How about a Slow Loris?
Sadly, that's not an invitation.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# never tried
my neighbour's cat is terrified of me, which i count as a win
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:42, archived)
# i like your spiderbamapyre
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:43, archived)
# I don't - it scares the willies out of me.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:44, archived)
# ok, so you have willies in you
don't be a showoff
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:46, archived)
# afternoon
:D
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:43, archived)
# 'Roit, 'spoons!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:44, archived)
# Thanks Obama!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:26, archived)
# I might get round to doing the rest of the Beatles...
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:36, archived)
# :D
I saw a good Harry Potter one earlier, can't find the link now
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:44, archived)
# it's john lennon
you cheeky bastard!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:47, archived)
# haha that's a beauty
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:55, archived)
# That's a good'un
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:56, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:57, archived)
# People are now looking at me wondering what that undignified snort was...
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:00, archived)
# "i coughed and sneezed at the same time"
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Sharted...
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:16, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:13, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Very subtle...
I actually had to drop one on top of the other and switch between them to work out what you'd done - my eye couldn't process it side by side!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# stare at it and go slightly cross-eyed
then report back with your findings...
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:29, archived)
# I find I have a headache.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:39, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Oh my god!
That cock is NSFW!

lol
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:24, archived)
# ahahahahahha
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:00, archived)
# Hory Potater
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Come get some!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:45, archived)
# doughy prick. why did he have to take over syfy?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:56, archived)
# More chins than a Chinese phone book.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:16, archived)
# Well I think we can all agree this isn't remotely disturbing

(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:37, archived)
# the teeth! they follow you around the room!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:38, archived)
# i say
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:20, archived)
# That new PONO audio player sounds pretty cool, not sure about the video version though
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Handy
You can rest it on your chest and still see the screen, no need to use up a hand.

... er, I mean, what good is this toblerone thing for eh, eh?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:08, archived)
# haha
they've got a sex toys look to them also?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:42, archived)
# ^three-sided sphincter^
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Toblerone Tunnel
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Ridged for everybody's pleasure.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:25, archived)
# except bumless
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:05, archived)
# Gutted I'll never experience that
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:18, archived)
# I think they played on John Peel's show one night

...just after Marmalade Giraffe and the Posterns
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:18, archived)
# I'm reading Neil Youngs book at the moment
And he was working on this idea a few years back, he also wants to get them as standard in eco-friendly cars. glad it all worked out for him the big daft hippie.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:09, archived)
# 'tis a good book
read graham nash's 'wild tales' after for the other side of shakeys story
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:17, archived)
# will do
like a good music biography.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:18, archived)
# neil young really sold out when he did sweet caroline
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:38, archived)
# I preferred him back in the days of Oh! Carol.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:41, archived)
# *winces*
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:14, archived)
# if people looked like their fan art
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:57, archived)
# Heard about this on t'wireless this morning. Very impressive stuff.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:05, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Parliament TV
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:23, archived)
# 'For more information,
press the red button NOW.'
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:27, archived)
# haha
Is that Osbourne checking out Cameron's arse?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:38, archived)
# "Hmmm, yeah I think I could park a hot buttered crumpet in there for later"
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
yes
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:31, archived)
# You missed a bit
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:43, archived)
# racist!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Why, who did I miss?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:16, archived)
# haha
Who's the cool bastard sitting on the steps?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:05, archived)
# he's just come to rap with us about all this politics nonesense,
he's sitting casually, so he must be one of us, lets trust him.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:20, archived)
# Haha I'd get blisters :D
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Well, that's you on the watchlist
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:18, archived)
# Press BLUE for Bukkake Mode
I began to 'shop this, but I started to feel queasy.

Any volunteers?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:50, archived)
# 10:15* Tyris

*ish
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:14, archived)
# Hi Tyris!
Mind if I unsheath my sword too?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:34, archived)
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(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
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(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:28, archived)
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(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:47, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:25, archived)
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(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:54, archived)
# No objections? Excellent.
*unsheaths*
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:59, archived)
# You can count on my steel.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:08, archived)
# Oh, the old 'giving yourself a "stranger"', eh?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:04, archived)
# You have a Flare for this sort of thing.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:00, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:58, archived)
# There can be only one.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:55, archived)
# Hot chick with a sword!
A classic mainstay of er.. fantasy.. er.. scenarios.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:26, archived)
# Her parents were killed by Death Adder.
True story.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 22:39, archived)
# morning-a-ling-a-ling!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:41, archived)
# morning
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:43, archived)
# why does the squirrel look at me.
don't look at me.
stop it.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:46, archived)
# it has a little smile on it's face too
just for you!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:59, archived)
#

(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:48, archived)
# dirty boy
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Moggy will be along soon
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 18:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
# is that the very hungry one?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:48, archived)
# Who do you think ate her husband?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:50, archived)
# you mean? those rumours are true?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:00, archived)
# i like this!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:05, archived)
# wood
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:08, archived)
# mourning
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:08, archived)
# morning
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:22, archived)
# morning doves
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:24, archived)
# Is that a Mask ??
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 21:28, archived)
# /board looks noisy this morning
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Unexpected Simon Cowell!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:42, archived)
# It's uncanny.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:01, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:01, archived)
# action mel
with eagle eyes
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:44, archived)
# I prefer sue
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:54, archived)
# He's like a young Parker off Thunderbirds.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:58, archived)
# Mul Gobsn
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Fanny art ftw XD
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:48, archived)
# Jum Curra
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 20:42, archived)
# Here's...
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:19, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:39, archived)
# hahaha
nicely
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Shirley Temple, RIP

I don't think I did the original fanart justice.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 5:09, archived)
# wonder what that fanart artist used for painting her forehead
EDIT His Walt Disney isn't bad either
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 6:29, archived)
# this really needs to be made a challenge, I can see it going viral
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 7:43, archived)
# happy candleday mongy
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:01, archived)
#
supposedly a sign from a hotel in Rome
Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:07, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:08, archived)
# happy candles
double figures !!!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:33, archived)
# happy b3taday
:D
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:16, archived)
# you're on fucking fire
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Happy 10th Mongy!
w/y/h!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Major mongychops!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:00, archived)
# Candle-ations, mongy!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:19, archived)
# oh christ!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:17, archived)
# I drew Shirley Temple as a Gift for my Grandma's Birthday. Which was yesterday.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:38, archived)
# Surely Temple
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:01, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:01, archived)
# "ON THE GOOD SHIP LOLLIPOP"
"WITH THE CRACK"
"WLWMDFNLzlnzAEOEanlzlz.s....s.msdfa"
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 17:30, archived)
# Doc-Spotting set 3


The final set, with Tom Baker cutting some shapes this time.
wallpaper + set one + set two
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 4:09, archived)
# Final Version - Pertwee, Capaldi and Baker are ready to take your dancefloor with moves you have never seen before!


click for bigger - wallpaper


...aaaaand I'm done.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 4:17, archived)
# Yay! This has been a project entirely worth doing. Bravo.
Bonus points if anyone can name the two women to have played the Doctor in the extended canon (without using Wikipedia)
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:11, archived)
# thanks!
I can only think of Joanna Lumley in Curse of Fatal Death. I guess there's probably an Unbound one, but I've listened to very little Big Finish unfortunately.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:07, archived)
# twenty points for Gryffindor
The one you missed was Arabella Weir in a Big Finish thingy
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Why do you change doctors so much?
Or are they all from the same practice?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 4:20, archived)
# it's the only way I can get enough cough syrup
to make all the meth
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 4:25, archived)
# Doctor Who?
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:53, archived)
# Well, you never know.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 3:03, archived)
# Destination: Hull International Airport
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 3:41, archived)
# wouldn't you guys rather,,,,, oh i dunno..
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 1:13, archived)
# There are faces in her dress.
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 2:30, archived)
# I like her schlong
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 9:32, archived)
# And mine...
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 0:20, archived)
# You have really captured her chin!
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 0:31, archived)
# meh
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 1:06, archived)
# She's turned into Gillian Anderson!
cue X Files music
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 4:36, archived)
# haha now that is something special
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:46, archived)
# i saw this on yahoo homepage the other day
(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:48, archived)

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