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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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"I'll have a mocha to go-AAAARAGGGGGGHHHHHSTOP"
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:55,
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Certainly explains why their coffee tastes like arse.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:01,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Logos"){kind=small}
Logos you say...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:49,
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The 'O's aren't the same shape*eye twitches*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:28,
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I would have to have moved more bricks to do that and couldn't be bothered
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:31,
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It's this sort of sloppy attitude that reflects badly on us all
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:32,
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I caught it from you in the first place ;) HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:47,
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This is awesomeMust have taken ages!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks.,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:45,
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photoshopsomeone else made the lego logo, I just changed the e to mess with emvee's eyes
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:48,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: LOGOS
Captn Hood-Butter asks, "Can we have a challenge where we alter famous logos to make them more b3ta-esque?". Of course we can, Captn. It's this week. Thanks.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:19,
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Dum-dum-dum-dum, do-do-do-doooooo!
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:29,
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*waits for the inevitable episode of Crown Court*
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:37,
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For some reasonI always vaguely expect Jamie and the Magic Torch after it.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:50,
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Cheers :)I've more all over the place, endless KFC ones, here's another.
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Q4nobody,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 12:18,
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Damn it, he should be wearing a helmet!
Irresponsible young hooligan.
Oh, just great! That damn Kittler is a fucking necromancer!WYH-AU
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 3:58,
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Very nice and scary!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 4:22,
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Aaargh!*scares*
( DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:16,
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THE BEAR THAT JUST WON'T DIE
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:17,
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USS (or HMS) Mudskipper PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 2:35,
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Oh I might as well pea this for the compo...
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 20:59,
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the eyes ruin it PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 21:54,
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indifference is killing the human spirit PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 22:38,
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Your indifference about the eyes makes it
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:11,
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What does 'indifference' mean?Actually, don't answer, I don't care that much...
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Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:21,
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Good morning Mr PhelpsYour self-righteous bigotry will self-destruct in five seconds
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:15,
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Oh fuck, I hope that's not contagious.The whole internet will explode.
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Wed 2 Apr 2014, 23:20,
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Image Challenge VoteYour choices:
Bionic Olympics
It has been announced that there will be a Bionic Olympics in 2016. Shirley we can envisage what this will be like; the events, the participants. We can make them better than they were before. Better. Stronger. Faster. Go for it.
New Commandments
Pictures of things thou art do or not do for the modern age
Logos
Alter famous logos to make them more b3ta-esque.
Classic Toys Recycled
Take classic toys and show how they might be used by adults.
Votey-widget.
(Bionic Olympics
It has been announced that there will be a Bionic Olympics in 2016. Shirley we can envisage what this will be like; the events, the participants. We can make them better than they were before. Better. Stronger. Faster. Go for it.
New Commandments
Pictures of things thou art do or not do for the modern age
Logos
Alter famous logos to make them more b3ta-esque.
Classic Toys Recycled
Take classic toys and show how they might be used by adults.
Votey-widget.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:17,
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Why LogosToo many sports oriented challenges of late
New Commandments - TOAP
Classic Toys? There aren't enough of them and kinda difficult brain thinkywise.
Logos? Yeah, that's yeah,
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Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:27,
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New Commandments - TOAP
Classic Toys? There aren't enough of them and kinda difficult brain thinkywise.
Logos? Yeah, that's yeah,
I had lots of ideas for New Commandmentsbut you're right, how could it fail to be a TOAP festival?
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:31,
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oooh, 3 good options this weekso it will no doubt be the 4th one :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 19:26,
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E: Gayshift MemesEDIT: Failing that -- logos
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 20:29,
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Oh my.I never noticed this...and use Doubletrees rather a lot. I am shamed.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 2:39,
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Recently, they actually changed their logo to some other representation of double treesI like to think it's because of me
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 2:47,
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I hope it's two treesgrowing so close to each other that the small gap between them resembles a vagina
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 9:27,
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hahaha :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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Ba-dum!This reminds me somewhat of the Swedish Chemist's Shop Joke.
And what do those posters in the background say? They look interesting.
(And what do those posters in the background say? They look interesting.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 17:26,
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I can't remember them allThe one in the middle says "There is no I in team. Anyone who continues to misspell it will be sacked."
You can see them properly here.
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Wed 2 Apr 2014, 17:41,
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You can see them properly here.
afternoon
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:53,
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wake up to a brown clownthe breakfast cereal they never made
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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Hmm, think I'll stick with meatabix
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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yummy!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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bleurgh!top shop that, always makes me feel quite ill - two things that should never go together
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:19,
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i would actually try thispurely in the name of science, of course
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:32,
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MmmmmMmmmm Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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nah, i'm fineand i'm off to the chippy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:30,
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HahahaI'm laughing, but my liver is cringing.
Aaaand I'm off to San Francisco! Weeee.
(Aaaand I'm off to San Francisco! Weeee.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 18:32,
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jackie chan-esque Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:26,
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it's like Harold Bishop joined the mafiaHarold's entirely in it for the hair plugs
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:20,
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how much of his hairline have you altered, or is that his own stippling?also, that's a great one
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:21,
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Cheers Toastie!Not touched his hair :) just his squidgy widgy face
( Ninj,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:42,
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this gives me condensed hatred Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25,
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hahaha brilliant
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:53,
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hahahahaReminds me of Kryten's replacement, "Hudzen 10"
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 22:51,
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I am now I found thiswas dead handy for getting the explosion in a usable format https://imgflip.com/gifgenerator
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:22,
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pffjust seen a link on fb saying rosetta stone are flogging speak klingon tapes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:30,
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hahah handy:"master the conversational skills required to... request medical assistance... in the rich Klingon culture"
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:38,
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"tell me, doctor; do your hands shake?" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:46,
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Don't wait for the translation, answer me now!This thing should come with a crash course in Klingon anatomy
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:50,
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arf!apart from the voyage home, that's my favourite
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:57,
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Those already fluent in Welsh will find Klingon a doddle Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:09,
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there's lovely Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:25,
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heh just a compo entryonly thing firey I could think of this late in the game
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:36,
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Don't you let go, Mr. Frodo. Don't you let go!
(joining the "NWOT but it's really slow" community)
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:27,
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aaaaaawww, sweet! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 14:18,
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NWOT, but its slow so...... here you go...
*edit*
Any idea why this is upside down in my browser? Is it for anyone else? wasn't before and no other images are....
Those chains look a little impracticalHe'll be catching the hooks on upholstery and himself. Every day will be a day living in fear of pissing off the missus and giving himself a Prince Albert.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:46,
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he seems cheerful Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:04,
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it's not the board or your browser, it's the file itselfhttp://www.b3tards.com/u/597bac8d57ae3ad5a9c1/toddofhellfire.jpg
very odd, I saw it 'normal' before too
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very odd, I saw it 'normal' before too
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:23,
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it appears it will. Opened it up, saved as the same with a 1 added, and its OK now, no flipping needed.
Weird...
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Wed 2 Apr 2014, 15:54,
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Weird...
what the fuckity fuck has it done now?
It was fine not 5 minutes ago...
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Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:05,
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It was fine not 5 minutes ago...
wtf very weirdlike you alone are being targeted for some April Foolery (my images are hosted on b3tards too, but are loading fine)
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 16:12,
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I await your next image post with interest!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 2:45,
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