LTurns out to be the old man who owned the abandoned funfair.Disguised as big clock.
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Fri 2 May 2014, 19:57,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Hidden Horrors"){kind=small}
We're doomed, all doomed! all doomed!
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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on,
Fri 2 May 2014, 12:56,
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Does XP support 8 inch floppy disks?www.digitaltrends.com/computing/americas-nuclear-arsenal-requires-floppy-disks-use-secure/#!HdwuI
Hah, 8-inch floppy disks.
(Hah, 8-inch floppy disks.
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:02,
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Probably an urban mythBut I remember hearing about soviet aircraft using valves long after they'd become obsolete, for EMP reasons.
Though the EMP from a microwave would probably nuke an 8" floppy...
(Though the EMP from a microwave would probably nuke an 8" floppy...
fuscous,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:28,
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Yes, (sort of) the strong, and very short radio waves would superheat the iron oxide, burning anything non-metallic -- such as the underlying mylar
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:33,
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Superheat?Really? Or do you mean 'heat to a very high temperature'?
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Ghoti Fingers,
Fri 2 May 2014, 14:23,
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superheat verb & noun. M19.[ORIGIN from super- 3 + heat noun, verb.]
► A verb trans. Heat to a very high temperature
(► A verb trans. Heat to a very high temperature
fuscous,
Fri 2 May 2014, 14:54,
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yeah...but superheat sounds super awesome
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 3 May 2014, 0:59,
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just install Google Chrome -- that'll keep it going for another year PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:14,
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I dunno XP was quite reliableAs long as you reboot it every half hour!
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XLVII .uk,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:20,
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one of my customers still uses Windows 98 in their accounting department PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:24,
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on the plus side, who the fuck is gonna spend their time writing viruses for that
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:39,
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I'm way ahead of that curve(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:42,
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People are still selling it on ebayWhy waste the time unless some twats are buying.....?
( XLVII .uk,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:54,
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I don't know what's going onbut I like the merged zoom effect very much :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:46,
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WinXP finally being allowed to not get updates, after 12 years or so
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Sat 3 May 2014, 9:04,
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Ah I seeThanks macroscian help centre :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sat 3 May 2014, 10:16,
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Aaaaaghhhhhh!That works really well
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Fri 2 May 2014, 12:40,
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hahahaha bloody hellwouldn't want to step on that by accident
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Fri 2 May 2014, 12:53,
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almost kinda looks like a dead (or dying) angry birdalso, very woosome :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:14,
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i hate microwave pizza ;)see what i did there?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:15,
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I lol'd at Hague as a pachycephalosaurus
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Fri 2 May 2014, 11:44,
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“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
("You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 2 May 2014, 11:56,
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even in lizard form i want to hit him
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 2 May 2014, 14:07,
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Apart from being a reptile.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 2 May 2014, 14:52,
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This makes my otherwise depressing day very exciting. yay!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Fri 2 May 2014, 19:28,
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I think you'll agree, this is about as sinister as you can get...
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Fri 2 May 2014, 11:36,
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The builders bum division are even more disturbing HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 2 May 2014, 10:19,
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It's the North Africa Mounted Camel Toe Brigade that scare me;)
( Ninj,
Fri 2 May 2014, 10:21,
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Angriff of the 50 foot Frau!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 2 May 2014, 11:01,
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Are you implying they climbed up from the crack below?Or fell out of the one above?
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 2 May 2014, 15:18,
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heh heh.....also.....maybe they could install Escherlators at airport arrivals........................sorted!
Elvis impersonator,
Fri 2 May 2014, 8:36,
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I Escherew such work...er...oh, sod it. *clicks*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 2 May 2014, 17:36,
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Oh good god...Mind if I pea here for the compo?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 2 May 2014, 8:47,
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bloody benefit scroungers
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 2 May 2014, 11:11,
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you won't be votinng UKIP then
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 2 May 2014, 9:17,
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bloody ukip voters, think they own the place and can do what they like HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 2 May 2014, 9:49,
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Wonderful :)I like how the original poster has so few steps on the escalator it makes the cliffs look like they're only two storeys high
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Fri 2 May 2014, 11:02,
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Proper English cliffs there. Nice and white, just the way Nigel likes them
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Fri 2 May 2014, 11:14,
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haven't been watching any politicsdo they still have them?
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 2 May 2014, 8:18,
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Sadly, it's not actually a freepost address according to their website.On the other hand, they do have a freephone number - 0800 587 6 587 - so you could ring 'em, and leave the phone off the hook while you're at work.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 2 May 2014, 8:33,
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Or put the lowest denomination stamp you can buy on the envelopethen they have to pay the shortfall and £1.00 administration fee to receive the 'correspondence'.
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Muns,
Fri 2 May 2014, 8:56,
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But the thing is, they almost certainly won't go to collect it. Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 2 May 2014, 9:10,
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:DI love the reaction of the woman in the background
youtu.be/Znq4H_1F_bY?t=12s
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 2 May 2014, 9:49,
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needs moar zaprudered
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 3:37,
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maybe exploding whale exploding would be nice PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 3:39,
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Had to wait for it to become ripe.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 2 May 2014, 17:21,
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Can't do faster -- what about 'just different'
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 13:19,
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i'm waiting - no boom PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 3:36,
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Ok - you asked for it...
Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Fri 2 May 2014, 5:34,
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Are exploding whales in the latest news or something?I was just shown this vid - I can remember the one in Oregon from when it happened!
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tubaman,
Fri 2 May 2014, 6:24,
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Just google exploding whale newfoundland and enjoy the bloated goodness.
( Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!,
Fri 2 May 2014, 8:38,
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EVIL AND UGLY MODERN SOCIETY MUST RETREAT
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Fri 2 May 2014, 0:23,
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And how's'er Bush? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 1:24,
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We don't have Glad over here in EuropeI thought it looks like a feminine hygiene product
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 1 May 2014, 22:57,
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don't get mad if they dont get glad PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 May 2014, 1:25,
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Cancels order of Odor ShieldThank you
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 1 May 2014, 22:57,
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Some pretty serious lurking here^. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 1 May 2014, 23:16,
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Christ I missed that oneA greater spotted lurker is hard to find these days. Ticks off list.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 1 May 2014, 23:22,
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He kept his love for the Whore of Babylon and Hitler pretty quiet on his visits to /board.Was starting to think he only had eyes for the Holy Father.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 1 May 2014, 22:39,
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Coming ready or notSorry if some of a nervous disposition find the monster too scary.
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Thu 1 May 2014, 19:31,
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bad scifi is behind everything! the horror! HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 May 2014, 17:34,
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posting this again.
although, thinking about it, he would have to be a midget!
early work this.
skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Thu 1 May 2014, 19:00,
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Or maybe she's in the early stages of cake-induced pituitary-gland tumours Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 1 May 2014, 20:48,
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