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Thomas Edison's new fangled CD player was doomed from the start
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King Klimson This is my bored sig. ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:10,
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The handle's fallen off!
:D
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:29,
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Inserts ear trumpet
Takes out ear trumpet and puts into ear.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:43,
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Many years ago
I made one of those valves with the glowing numbers in as part of my apprentice training
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:30,
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Wow. Can you still make them?
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Hemipygous ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:43,
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The factory where I did it is now a housing estate.
Firm called Ferranti. Not long after, they started making some of the first mass produced LEDs.
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:59,
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What is this? Some kind of wind up.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:59,
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pfft
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:44,
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Technical T.J. - is b3tards broken?
I cannot upload a new image - tried logging out and back in, even went to an old account. Old images already uploaded are OK. This has been going on for at least a few days - am I alone on this problem?
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tubaman ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:01,
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Tis dead :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:11,
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Damn hackers
spoil everything good... thanks for the info.
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tubaman ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:20,
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I love Nixie tubes!
I made a clock featuring these, but can't embed it here. Gaz me if you want the code.
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 9:39,
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NIXIE!
I have an actual Nixie tube clock here in me office...
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 13:37,
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Stringed instrument
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DodgyCustomer ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:41,
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(psst, edit post to compo it)
and Ow!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:45,
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im getting it...
...slooooooowwwwly.
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DodgyCustomer ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:53,
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so that's where the word twanger came from
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barnesy ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:51,
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That's a Max Clifford Willy
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:29,
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that's one way to attract a mate
*drops off early Maccies'
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:33,
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That deserves its own thread.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:23,
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:46,
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^
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:55,
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:D
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:25,
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I knew he reminded me of someone..
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 18:20,
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Penis is far too big to be him.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 18:37,
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Farage is a crazy Frog?
Zut Alors!
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Varmint ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 19:29,
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we shud send im back
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 20:16,
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Yes indeed
It's farridge not farage innit
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 20:39,
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there ain't no blue in the union jack
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 20:48,
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If Scotland fuck off there wont be...
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:19,
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I won't miss them
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:40,
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I made this many years ago but I updated it just for you....
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emptyspace ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 19:54,
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Hahaha
Fantastic
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 20:38,
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Did you really have to do this?
Hahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:31,
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ha ha ha
..but actually
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:01,
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Dave Draws?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 20:45,
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Meanwhile, on 21st november 1963...
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:56,
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I dun a lol. Even has Lee. click.
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PooPants ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 18:19,
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=)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 18:56,
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Jack Ruby was a pasty.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 19:49,
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hahaha! Brilliant!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:10,
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^ I cannot add anymore
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:35,
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"Ooh, good Lord, after you Dorothy!!"
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:17,
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aah, so that's why they put a teat on the end of a condom?
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:21,
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A steampunk vibrator?
... I think I feel a Rule 34 coming on! *googles*
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41,
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"tears"
An interesting homograph in this context!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:30,
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Early versions involved clockwork, or something
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 18:04,
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bastard to clean :(
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PooPants ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 18:22,
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Lose the speaker and I'm in.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 19:50,
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Hehehe
;)
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:02,
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occasionally I worry about your sexlife
"what he does with those things is anyone's guess"
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:35,
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Hahahaha
:)
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:01,
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What more could a budding young programmer need???
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:12,
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haha, ace
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:14,
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Hahaha
Nice!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:37,
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The 'G' key ;)
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PooPants ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 18:29,
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hahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 18:55,
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*Nostalgiasplodes*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 19:51,
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Haha
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:20,
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them IBM injuns invented binary I heard
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Elvis impersonator ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 23:00,
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Big endian?
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fuscous ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 6:40,
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Flash_Bastard ,
Tue 13 May 2014, 15:40,
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woo!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 0:30,
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Pffffffffffffffft!
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Shlvng ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 0:40,
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Yay! Thx for the fp
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 15:27,
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00111100 00110100 00110100
00111011 00101010 00110111 00111110 00000000 00101100 00110100 00110100 00101001 00011011
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 16:01,
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Yes it does.
but only on a Thursday.
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Mon 12 May 2014, 11:10,
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Oh, Teaching a generation to code.
Where's the fire button?
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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be. ,
Mon 12 May 2014, 11:11,
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Well …
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xandmi ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:49,
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:D
nicely that is
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:51,
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us vs th3ta
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:57,
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Pea
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:45,
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I remember when it was in dark green and bright green
(Yay for old terminals)
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Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:58,
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Jumper cables for goal posts wasn't it, hmm?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo! ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 11:49,
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Flash_Bastard ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:15,
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Such suspense
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:19,
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Better red than...
oh.
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:58,
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Crickey
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:38,
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.....
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Memaxx ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:09,
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Strangely enough, Red Adair would have used exactly this to put out fires!
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:23,
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An invention to put on the back burner...
Also, this is the first scene of Hitchcock's 'Saboteur'
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:59,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:49,
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The mod really should be fingering a dogs bum.
Asides from that, fucking excellent work.
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Muns ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:52,
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Beautiful and informative!
Though I confused mod finger-bumming for chin-rape...
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:53,
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looks like the cunt shed needs a good airing
excellent work
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:53,
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Excellent.
If you get lost, here's a map
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:58,
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I need a poster size print of both
Prick
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:01,
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Yes.
Just post the post code.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:39,
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I can't find Q&A
miss those even though I'd never heard of the 0.25% famous people Rob fooled into accepting an invite
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:44,
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This is wonderful
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:59,
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Lovely sir, lovely!
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:06,
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Nice work!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:06,
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a-maze-ing !
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:25,
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I rolled a troll
also get out of my fucking head I'm working on a cunt shed right now asuwellno \o/
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:29,
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Straight to CDC! Just my luck.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:46,
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\o
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:28,
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Yes!
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 18:58,
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hahahaha
where's the eye-eared cat that leads directly to the fp?
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 20:51,
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stay tuned
also: atomic is busy
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 9 May 2014, 1:04,
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Here be asexuals.
Warning: stay away pretty lady.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 21:19,
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Inclusion of a shed. YES.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 22:11,
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can't stop laughing....
hahahahha You bastard! :D
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sof sof ,
Sat 10 May 2014, 2:47,
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Ewewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:49,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:54,
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For bleeting cunts :D
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hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:25,
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haha
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:12,
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The earliest known shot of Mark Zuckerberg?
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Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:32,
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They should have stuck to the original version! : )
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:48,
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Haha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:03,
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Brilliant Sir!
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:23,
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Johann Smüg
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:14,
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The Prestige is a wonderful book
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:22,
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The inventor of smug
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:26,
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Is that Nicola Tesla?
He had good reason to be smug.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:37,
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Haha, it is!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:43,
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Compo it?
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 17:11,
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Hands-Free
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:13,
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hello, what what
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:17,
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I say ol' chap!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:18,
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Clive
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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:09,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:17,
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Drive Sir Clive's C5!
Woo
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:22,
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He should have stopped at this point
Nicely
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 16:04,
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Coming soon…'English Lady Garden'
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:42,
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hahaha, that's excellent
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:46,
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Cheers :)
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:58,
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Hahaha Yes!
Even though I voted Clarkson I'm so glad this won. Woo to you sir!
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:55,
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Oooh ta!
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:58,
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Sell it to the CIA for interrogating people with hay fever!
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Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 13:31,
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Hehe
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 14:27,
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Perfect
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DolphinWhipperer ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 13:33,
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Cheers :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 14:27,
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Love it!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 15:08,
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electrocution was not a problem with the first toaster
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Dick Wonder ā wāāāy, wāᵄy wāādāįµ£ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:35,
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like some kind of evil torture device
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:39,
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I see potential here for a self buttering version.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:43,
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That could be said for many devices
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Tribs š¦ ↓ dn ŹÉŹ sį“É„Ź ↓š¦ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 13:31,
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Woo!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 13:43,
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Of course, we 'ad it tough...
not bad for corners, though... CFB
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:13,
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on me 'ead son
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:14,
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careful,
you'll 'ave somebody's eye out!
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:16,
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Square baw
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.-- ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:56,
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Fortunately, someone decided that Kitt should be a car.
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Muns ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 11:54,
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It was the codpiece that swung it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:00,
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Hahaha
This need animation! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 12:59,
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Done
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 13:18,
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The bellend now needs to be red
Make it so! ;)
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 8 May 2014, 13:21,
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