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[challenge entry] Thomas Edison's new fangled CD player was doomed from the start
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:10, archived)
# The handle's fallen off!
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Inserts ear trumpet
Takes out ear trumpet and puts into ear.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Many years ago
I made one of those valves with the glowing numbers in as part of my apprentice training
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Wow. Can you still make them?
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:43, archived)
# The factory where I did it is now a housing estate.
Firm called Ferranti. Not long after, they started making some of the first mass produced LEDs.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:59, archived)
# What is this? Some kind of wind up.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:59, archived)
# pfft
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:44, archived)
# Technical T.J. - is b3tards broken?
I cannot upload a new image - tried logging out and back in, even went to an old account. Old images already uploaded are OK. This has been going on for at least a few days - am I alone on this problem?
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Tis dead :(
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Damn hackers
spoil everything good... thanks for the info.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:20, archived)
# I love Nixie tubes!



I made a clock featuring these, but can't embed it here. Gaz me if you want the code.
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:39, archived)
# NIXIE!


I have an actual Nixie tube clock here in me office...
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Stringed instrument
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:41, archived)
# (psst, edit post to compo it)
and Ow!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:45, archived)
# im getting it...
...slooooooowwwwly.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:53, archived)
# so that's where the word twanger came from
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:51, archived)
# That's a Max Clifford Willy
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] that's one way to attract a mate
*drops off early Maccies'
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:33, archived)
# That deserves its own thread.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:23, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:46, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:55, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:25, archived)
# I knew he reminded me of someone..
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:20, archived)
# Penis is far too big to be him.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:37, archived)
# Farage is a crazy Frog?
Zut Alors!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 19:29, archived)
# we shud send im back
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:16, archived)
# Yes indeed
It's farridge not farage innit
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:39, archived)
# there ain't no blue in the union jack
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:48, archived)
# If Scotland fuck off there wont be...
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:19, archived)
# I won't miss them
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:40, archived)
# I made this many years ago but I updated it just for you....
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 19:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Did you really have to do this?
Hahaha
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:31, archived)
# ha ha ha
..but actually
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:01, archived)
# Dave Draws?
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Meanwhile, on 21st november 1963...
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:56, archived)
#
I dun a lol. Even has Lee. click.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:19, archived)
# =)
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:56, archived)
# Jack Ruby was a pasty.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha! Brilliant!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:10, archived)
# ^ I cannot add anymore
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ooh, good Lord, after you Dorothy!!"
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:17, archived)
# aah, so that's why they put a teat on the end of a condom?
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:21, archived)
# A steampunk vibrator?

... I think I feel a Rule 34 coming on!

*googles*
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:41, archived)
# "tears"
An interesting homograph in this context!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Early versions involved clockwork, or something
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:04, archived)
#
bastard to clean :(
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:22, archived)
# Lose the speaker and I'm in.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 19:50, archived)
# Hehehe
;)
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:02, archived)
# occasionally I worry about your sexlife
"what he does with those things is anyone's guess"
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] What more could a budding young programmer need???
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:12, archived)
# haha, ace
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:37, archived)
#
The 'G' key ;)
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:55, archived)
# *Nostalgiasplodes*
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 19:51, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] them IBM injuns invented binary I heard

(, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Big endian?
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 6:40, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 May 2014, 15:40, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 0:30, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 0:40, archived)
# Yay! Thx for the fp
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:27, archived)
# 00111100 00110100 00110100
00111011 00101010 00110111 00111110 00000000 00101100 00110100 00110100 00101001 00011011
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:01, archived)
# Yes it does.
but only on a Thursday.
(, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Oh, Teaching a generation to code.
Where's the fire button?
(, Mon 12 May 2014, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Well …
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:49, archived)
# :D
nicely that is
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:51, archived)
# it was started by alqha-eda
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:54, archived)
# us vs th3ta
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:45, archived)
# I remember when it was in dark green and bright green
(Yay for old terminals)
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:58, archived)
# Jumper cables for goal posts wasn't it, hmm?
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Such suspense
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:19, archived)
# Better red than...
oh.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Crickey
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:09, archived)
# Strangely enough, Red Adair would have used exactly this to put out fires!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
# An invention to put on the back burner...
Also, this is the first scene of Hitchcock's 'Saboteur'
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:49, archived)
# The mod really should be fingering a dogs bum.
Asides from that, fucking excellent work.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Beautiful and informative!
Though I confused mod finger-bumming for chin-rape...
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:53, archived)
# looks like the cunt shed needs a good airing
excellent work
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:53, archived)
# sausage!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:56, archived)
# Excellent.
If you get lost, here's a map
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:58, archived)
# I need a poster size print of both
Prick
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:01, archived)
# is it available for satnav?
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Yes.
Just post the post code.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:39, archived)
# of course! how did i not spot that?
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:45, archived)
# I can't find Q&A
miss those even though I'd never heard of the 0.25% famous people Rob fooled into accepting an invite
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:44, archived)
# This is wonderful
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:59, archived)
# Lovely sir, lovely!
*Click* :D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:06, archived)
# Nice work!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:06, archived)
# a-maze-ing !
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
# I rolled a troll
also get out of my fucking head I'm working on a cunt shed right now asuwellno \o/
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Straight to CDC! Just my luck.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:46, archived)
# \o
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Yes!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 18:58, archived)
# hahahaha
where's the eye-eared cat that leads directly to the fp?
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 20:51, archived)
# stay tuned
also: atomic is busy
(, Fri 9 May 2014, 1:04, archived)
# Here be asexuals.
Warning: stay away pretty lady.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 21:19, archived)
# Inclusion of a shed. YES.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:11, archived)
# can't stop laughing....
hahahahha

You bastard! :D
(, Sat 10 May 2014, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry] the early ones would never fit in the applicator tubes
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Ewewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:49, archived)
# pff
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:52, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:54, archived)
# For bleeting cunts :D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:25, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:29, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The earliest known shot of Mark Zuckerberg?
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:32, archived)
# They should have stuck to the original version! : )
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:03, archived)
# Brilliant Sir!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Johann Smüg
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:14, archived)
# The Prestige is a wonderful book
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:22, archived)
# The inventor of smug
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:26, archived)
# i say, Carruthers!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:27, archived)
# Is that Nicola Tesla?
He had good reason to be smug.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:37, archived)
# Haha, it is!
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:43, archived)
# Compo it?
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Hands-Free
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:13, archived)
# hello, what what
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:17, archived)
# I say ol' chap!
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Clive
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:09, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Drive Sir Clive's C5!
Woo
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:22, archived)
# He should have stopped at this point
Nicely
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming soon…'English Lady Garden'
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha, that's excellent
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Cheers :)
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha Yes!
Even though I voted Clarkson I'm so glad this won.
Woo to you sir!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:55, archived)
# Oooh ta!
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Sell it to the CIA for interrogating people with hay fever!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Perfect
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:33, archived)
# Cheers :)
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Love it!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] electrocution was not a problem with the first toaster
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:35, archived)
# like some kind of evil torture device
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:39, archived)
# I see potential here for a self buttering version.
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:43, archived)
# That could be said for many devices
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Of course, we 'ad it tough...

not bad for corners, though...
CFB
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:13, archived)
# on me 'ead son
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:14, archived)
# careful,
you'll 'ave somebody's eye out!
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:16, archived)
# Square baw
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Fortunately, someone decided that Kitt should be a car.

(, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:54, archived)
# It was the codpiece that swung it
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha
This need animation!
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Done
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:18, archived)
# The bellend now needs to be red
Make it so!
;)
(, Thu 8 May 2014, 13:21, archived)

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