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[challenge entry] First recording of the "Pull my finger" joke 1962
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:00, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:17, archived)
# Not the first time JFK blew one off.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] They didn't like it up 'em.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 7:46, archived)
# my dad didn't even know the war was over for forty years :(
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 8:17, archived)
# Is your dad that Japanese guy holding out in Guam?
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Nah, he was holed up in a bunker in Berlin
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:05, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - COMEDY HISTORY

This weeks challenge is to show us the history of comedy.
The birth of jokes, pranks caught on camera and the hilarious stuff people did to alleviate the misery of living before Youtube fail vids.

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 7:36, archived)
# I now know two Gods with a sense of humour
one up there one down here
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 8:20, archived)
# More realistic vote count
is vote count more realistic
imjusayin
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 11:08, archived)
# Omnik & SNEC
[MOD EDIT - SPAM BE GONE]
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 3:51, archived)
# What time?
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 4:14, archived)
# where do i pick up my tickets for the flights?
cathay first class please, although unless you're also picking up the tab for my usual suite at raffles i'm afraid i'll have to give it a miss, as i don't deal with cheapskate spamming cunts

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 5:47, archived)
# you are missing a sense of humour (single entry requirement-not refundable )
check your spam folder
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 8:22, archived)
# is it a lot of work to close an account, that's clearly all this one is going to be used for going by the name, just sayin
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 8:33, archived)
#
Single Phase Inverter——Omniksol-3k-TL2/4k-TL2/5k-TL2
Well bulit by Omnik R&D team, the second generation Omniksol inverter will be launched which not only includes all advantages of conventional Omniksol inverter , also boasts small penis, high pedophilia efficiency, better scat porn dissipation, longer Rolf Harris life, friendly bumhole interface and a imporatatnt contributor to promoting PTHC System into a higher age group.

Features
New nonce interface, 10 years standard grooming, can be extended to 15 years.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 8:42, archived)
# Google Street View Car - early prototype.

Was going to submit to the Early Versions challenge, but it's not really an everyday item.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 22:25, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 22:34, archived)
# =))
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 23:04, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Hey, I think someone borrowed a thing you made.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 23:37, archived)
# cropped the watermark off too
the cads
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Woo!
Submit it anyway - the rules aren't very strict and that's near enough.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 0:22, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 15 May 2014, 1:42, archived)
# I say!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 20:34, archived)
# this was my very first thought, too
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 20:44, archived)
# upon reading the article I mean, not after I was born
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 20:44, archived)
# I thought you were created under laboratory conditions in New Mexico?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 20:50, archived)
# He's actually a nihilistic aspect of Satan.
True story.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Well, that explains the stench of sulphur.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:54, archived)
# No reason. It's slow. I'm so very, very sorry...
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 20:32, archived)
# He will drop bombs........
In a barn-seaning raid !
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 20:58, archived)
# Dung! Dung! Duuuuung!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:18, archived)
# How come your No Reason post looks great and mine looks like this v

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Oh, please...this is gorgeous!! Are you able to apply this to the side of buildings?
I'd like to start a sort of Falls Road, Belfast feel in Wiltshire. Mural Wiltshire, if you will...
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:17, archived)
# HaHA! I'm blushing.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:19, archived)
# *weeps at thing of beauty*
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:45, archived)
# passes tissue
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 0:43, archived)
# That is one lazy fucking owl.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:26, archived)
# He's concentrating on solving Fermat's Last Theorem, if you don't mind.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:46, archived)
# He uses that same excuse when the dishes need doing.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Tell the lazy bugger that it's been solved and he should get on with hunting mice and being noisy at night
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 1:46, archived)
# He's just coughed up a pellet and is giving me a surprised look. He always looks surprised.
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 8:47, archived)
# all seems to be in order
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 23:06, archived)
# That's fooking wonderful
(, Thu 15 May 2014, 0:41, archived)
# owl did you make that then?
(, Fri 16 May 2014, 8:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:37, archived)
# is there any difference?
she has a smileysad mouth
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:40, archived)
# Yeah
It's incredibly subtle.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:41, archived)
# second one looks slightly horsey
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:53, archived)
#
I feel really upset how badly this has all worked out. I apologise to the board. Sorry, Board,
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:01, archived)
# horsey isn't too bad, it seems to work for the royals
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:05, archived)
# So does the first, if we're being completely honest.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:06, archived)
# hehheh
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:27, archived)
# *sugarlumpses*
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:30, archived)
# you insensitive bastard! my uncle was killed under an avalanche of sugarlumps!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Did you make her eyes darker?
I've been sitting looking at a screen for the past 8 hours and I can't tell any more.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:31, archived)
# haha
I don't know what I did. I'm beginning to think I uploaded a prototype.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:37, archived)
# he was practising his makeup skills
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 18:08, archived)
# This is well worth a click:
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Doh!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54, archived)
# Barrage?
Farrt?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
#
Little from column A,
Little from column B.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:05, archived)
# I AM THE LINDBERG BABY!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:27, archived)
# ha ha
old school LOLs
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:49, archived)
#
That is class, ninj
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 22:02, archived)
# Too soon?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:48, archived)
# SMELL YOU MOTHER, MY CHEESE
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:56, archived)
# yes
he needs to leave it a while for the smell to mature
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:21, archived)
# The tip...it glows.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# MONKEY TENNIS.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45, archived)
# Big wheels. Fast driving. Country estate. What did you think was going to happen, Ben?

(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:39, archived)
# Bat-varicose-veins on the suit, but no bat-nipples?
He is getting old. Where's the Bat-Zimmer-frame?
Fetch his Bat-slippers and a nice slice of Bat-Bat-tenburg.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:44, archived)
# He's not Batman. I'm not calling him Batman. The movie is "Superman Vs Ben Affleck".
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:46, archived)
# He must be, like, your worst nightmare.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
# he actually looks more like Frank Miller's version in The Dark Knight Returns
which isn't a bad thing.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:32, archived)
# I fucking hope his trousers aren't that tight as well or blu ray viewers will be counting the wrinkles on his scrotum
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:49, archived)
# Look, look how muscular I am, look how I have nothing else to do with my day other than lift heavy weights
LOOK
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:58, archived)
# ^aroused^
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# obv
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# ^watching from the bushes^
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# he's getting rather chunky
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:46, archived)
# It's the authentic Dark Knight Returns look - big, old and grey
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:47, archived)
# i don't think i'll be watching it
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:52, archived)
# ^ this
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:33, archived)
# I guess dead deer do it for some.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:48, archived)
# fucking leather-clad,cape-wearing necrofurries!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Mmm, venison.
To the bat-sausage-maker!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Oh christ, now all I can think of is the Team America song Pearl Harbour (Sucks)
with the line "I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school"
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:31, archived)
# All this Ben Affleck as Batman seems to be overshadowing the main point
the last Superman film was shite, why are they making another?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, archived)
# I don't think I hated Superman quite as much as I hated Dark Night Rises.
They think that combining two crap movies makes for one good one. The reality is that two piles of shite make for one massive pile of SHITE.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:22, archived)
# I thought the Superman one was quite interesting.
The last Batman one though was terrible.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32, archived)
# inorite? 8.6 on IMDb!?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:48, archived)
#
We're gonna need a bigger catflap
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:02, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Give it some ears and put the eyes in them, guaranteed success.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:23, archived)
# no need
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:24, archived)
# :)
Now do horse.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:27, archived)
# The moreish dessert.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:47, archived)
# never gonna get an FP with that cat....no sir....for a start it's eyes need to move up to it's ears....oh it has no ears
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha!!!!
:D
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:02, archived)
# now this has to win SOMETHING...
internet possibly
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 14:11, archived)
# God,
I made this ages ago when 'standing cat' was still a thing, one of my first gifs :)
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:23, archived)
# Not infallible then?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 13:16, archived)
# it's like some bizarre cat-themed lollipop on a baby giraffe's body
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 13:55, archived)
# too smelly
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:20, archived)
# Fuck God and his/her 'partial success' opinion
I want one :D
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Crikey! :)
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Is this what fucked a duck to produce The Fear?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:35, archived)
# yay for alpacats
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 18:27, archived)
# this is utterly enjoyable
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 23:03, archived)
# \o/
'wants'
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Poor Joke, Late to the party.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:47, archived)
# Roentgen level zero
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:55, archived)
# HR!

(Edit: Better late than not at all!)
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:20, archived)
# Da, da. Da, der, da, da, da,….
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:43, archived)
# haha, lovely stuff
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:45, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Ha Ha
good luck...
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Reminds me of the Rick Wakeman extravaganza
"King Arthur on Ice". A live performance of his "The Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table" album, accompanied by performers on an ice rink. Knights jousting, that sort of thing.

I can tell you, if I ever get a time machine, screw killing Hitler or witnessing the Crucifixion, I wanna go see "King Arthur on Ice".
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:16, archived)
# There's a lovely story Wakeman tells about that.
One of the scenes involved people having a battle. There was an even number of participants, and the climax involved everyone being killed in a kind of mutual stab. One evening, though, one of the fighters was off sick, which meant that there was one performer with noone to stab and noone to stab him.

He only realised this when he was surrounded by corpses. Flustered, he shrugged, and stabbed himself.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:17, archived)
# I remember him telling that at a gig, I think
He's got so many awesome anecdotes like that.

Heard about his exploits in Soviet Russia with the uniforms?
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 13:46, archived)
# Brill!
Let me come with you, I can skate perfectly...
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Wahey!
:D
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Moley!!
:D
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:30, archived)
# alright our kid?
how's it hanging these days....?

:D
(, Sat 17 May 2014, 2:28, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Ta Boris!
:)
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Great stuff :)
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Oooh ta!
:)
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:30, archived)
# XD
Can't escape your greatness.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:19, archived)
# Cheers mate!
\o/
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:30, archived)
# top marks haha, the silliness is strong with this one
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 23:05, archived)
# Ace!
Put the words "On Ice" after *any* TV programme or film for instant shits and giggles.
(, Tue 20 May 2014, 22:58, archived)
# Another to add to the 'well I thought it was funny' collection.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:24, archived)
# And this...
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:30, archived)
# Nice!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:57, archived)
# nice to see Rothko's "Black on Maroon" back on display with the rest of the collection
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 8:46, archived)
# Ha the 'stop square' is upside down : P
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:23, archived)
# typical art gallery, more interested in making money than the art!*

this is a joke Sundae Girl ;)
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 12:32, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Pacman - One word challenge
Home made Horror films - make one yourself, do a poster, or photoshop an existing film in a homey way
Mobile Tech - Gadgets are on the move, make it more so
Comedy in History - laugh at the past






Vote closes first thing tomorrow morning
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 7:53, archived)
# *crosses fingers*
*hopes its Del Boy falling through a variety of historic scenes*
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Comedy in History is very broad.
History is everything has happened apart from what is happening right now. RIGHT NOW. Comedy is LOLZ. This is just carte blanche for anything!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 11:39, archived)
# Let me get this right, now I can use your post in the challenge.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 13:00, archived)
# Uh Huh
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 13:51, archived)
# Here comes a massive amount of reposts!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:25, archived)
# UH huh
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:50, archived)
# HaHA! I think there's a character in the Our Gang comedies named Uh-Huh? That is all he ever says.
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:38, archived)
# I'm so tempted to write 'Uh huh'
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:06, archived)
# Uh-Huh
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 19:36, archived)
# I'll vote mobile tech to show I was here
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 May 2014, 23:07, archived)
# oh fuck
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 4:29, archived)
# hahaha, top shops
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 8:50, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 9:38, archived)
# I hope
it's owner picks that up afterwards. Gives you worms that does...
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Early airbrushing

(, Tue 13 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 13 May 2014, 23:00, archived)
# You're not far off ...
(, Tue 13 May 2014, 23:05, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 13 May 2014, 23:09, archived)
# Also, on /links today:
(, Wed 14 May 2014, 13:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 May 2014, 23:08, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 13 May 2014, 23:17, archived)
# love it !
(, Tue 13 May 2014, 23:31, archived)

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