ha!Have a 'yay!' instead
(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 26 May 2014, 10:56,
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i can't even say what thought popped into my head upon seeing this
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 26 May 2014, 11:17,
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He needs a t-owl
(
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Mon 26 May 2014, 12:05,
archived)
The guy responsible for the first doorbellKing Toot n' come in.
In other news, the Smallbrainfield-esque Happy Meal box creeps out kids.
videos.nymag.com/video/Kids-React-To-the-New-McDonald-s
(In other news, the Smallbrainfield-esque Happy Meal box creeps out kids.
videos.nymag.com/video/Kids-React-To-the-New-McDonald-s
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 26 May 2014, 10:47,
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"How does it smell?""OF PURE JUNKFOOD EVIL."
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 26 May 2014, 13:26,
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Likely wearing an "I <3 floods" tee-shirt under that robe.AAU
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 26 May 2014, 2:01,
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I see the 2015 UKIP posters are ready.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 26 May 2014, 2:11,
archived)
fabulous!have some complimentary nuts
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 May 2014, 2:19,
archived)
Unca death. That lighting is fucking killer. Do people still say killer?
This seems appropriate:
Not Count Basie
(This seems appropriate:
Not Count Basie
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 26 May 2014, 3:24,
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Fantastic as ever.I've not been in the mood to do arts for weeks.
(
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Mon 26 May 2014, 15:11,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Verbular Celebrities"){kind=small}
I had the most fun getting the eyes JUST right. Oh, and it's a comp entry! Oh Hurrah!
hahahaha!marvellous, sorry for not getting it :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 26 May 2014, 10:09,
archived)
Too soon? Have you not seen the autotuned pop songs of one of his vids yet?Lol, his name was Rodger but he was a virgin.
(guess it's no good for the compo)
((guess it's no good for the compo)
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 25 May 2014, 23:20,
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Macron Stadium Not the Reebok.
I know nothing about footie
(I know nothing about footie
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 25 May 2014, 22:34,
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Charles, I didn't know you could photoshop!
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 25 May 2014, 23:49,
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Harry Enfield*
*MAY CONTAIN NOUN.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 May 2014, 19:48,
archived)
"I AM SMOKIN' A FAG!" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 May 2014, 21:09,
archived)
Fed up of Anti-Buhddist stickers in Landys ?
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 25 May 2014, 18:28,
archived)
If you meet the Buddha on the road, bib your horn at him.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sun 25 May 2014, 18:34,
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Free Tibet**when you buy one at regular price
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 May 2014, 18:55,
archived)
Always best to shop roundI've just discovered today that a Speed Awareness Course is £100 in North Yorks, (I was zapped on York by-pass), £80 in Manchester and £75 in West Yorks. Both of which are O.K. for me. Strange.
( MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 25 May 2014, 19:09,
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yeah I got one too...better than 3 points though37mph in a 30 zone :(
(
Elvis impersonator,
Sun 25 May 2014, 19:39,
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How much where you are ?Speeding fine is now £100 + £100 on each of 3 insurance policies. That's £400 in total. v £80 fine for glassing someone in the face whilst drunk.
Parking fines !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Parking fines !!!!!!!!!!!!!
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 25 May 2014, 21:14,
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Greater Manchester £80.00Awareness course is held next to Reebok....4 hours
( Elvis impersonator,
Sun 25 May 2014, 21:28,
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are there anti-Buddhist stickers in "Landys"why?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 May 2014, 19:48,
archived)
thisism, thatism, ism ism ism PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 May 2014, 20:02,
archived)
Onw life, live it.More like "One planet, destroy it"
( Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS,
Mon 26 May 2014, 6:54,
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ahhh, gotchayeah, we love the countryside, look, it's embedded in our tyres and radiator grill
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 26 May 2014, 8:48,
archived)
dENNIS hOOPER? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 26 May 2014, 14:43,
archived)
That'll be a lovely kilt when it's finished
MisterPunch did it that way on,
Mon 26 May 2014, 15:50,
archived)
A Rebel Without a Flue PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 May 2014, 16:48,
archived)
Well, it don't impress me!
(
Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS,
Sun 25 May 2014, 17:03,
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*backs away*Naaaaaaah....s'alright...you keep it.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 May 2014, 21:35,
archived)
"Maybe ever'body in the whole damn world is scared of each other."
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 May 2014, 15:17,
archived)
Is that background from Last Crusade?
( Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Sun 25 May 2014, 16:15,
archived)
don't think so, it would have more Mr Bronson if it was HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 May 2014, 16:17,
archived)
I think THIS needs more sausage and WOW-WOW-WOWOWOW......(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 25 May 2014, 16:21,
archived)
Where they burn books, they will ultimately burn people.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 25 May 2014, 17:49,
archived)
Tories wanting to go back to the Victorian era, literature, social policy, economics.Who'd have thought.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 25 May 2014, 18:09,
archived)
shake it baby one more time•
( floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore.,
Sun 25 May 2014, 14:49,
archived)
he'll do his back in shaking her like thatalways lift with your legs
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 May 2014, 15:17,
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good comp suggestion sir
( floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore.,
Sun 25 May 2014, 16:41,
archived)
you've got mictoboy and giant_squid to thank for it, not meI just do the paperwork
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 May 2014, 18:09,
archived)
Wanna see some hot cloaca-on-cloaca bird porn?Boe0WkIAAAwiov!!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 May 2014, 14:47,
archived)
i got a TXT LOLz from my IRL GF the other day'i think two birds have been having sex in the backyard for at least a half hour now'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 May 2014, 15:30,
archived)
i for one welcome our new avian overlordsand their dog, paxo
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 May 2014, 14:50,
archived)
must read parts of this thread
forums.avianavenue.com/index.php?threads/as-requested-cloaca-pictures.133236/
(forums.avianavenue.com/index.php?threads/as-requested-cloaca-pictures.133236/
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 May 2014, 16:19,
archived)
Brilliant*Insert Obligatory Sci Fi misunderstanding*
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 25 May 2014, 10:45,
archived)
:Dvoyeurgeur - someone who pervs on others during a vacation
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 25 May 2014, 12:05,
archived)
^thisthe finest leching is to be had at beaches on a hot summers day
*trufax
(*trufax
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Sun 25 May 2014, 13:48,
archived)
banana hammocks galore Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 May 2014, 14:11,
archived)
ahah. ahahahahah.i can imagine chakotay borrowing the tapes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 May 2014, 13:19,
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hahaha, you loon!he was the most irritating fucker!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 May 2014, 13:45,
archived)
It's amazing what futuristic space problems can be fixed by him taking psychoactive drugs and talking to his spirit animal.
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sun 25 May 2014, 13:47,
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it's just an excuse for him to get off his facei bet he reprograms the internal sensors on purpose
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 25 May 2014, 13:57,
archived)
woo yayThat's top punnage
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 26 May 2014, 11:04,
archived)
It had so much gay to give.Now it is in hevin wid de angles we can only keep teh gay in our hartz
(
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 May 2014, 10:17,
archived)
Heh hehwhere's John Staplegun?
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Sat 24 May 2014, 22:35,
archived)
My godit's a potential death-trap!
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Sun 25 May 2014, 19:09,
archived)
Haif you added her husband it could be most painful. Folds wood... stapled on.
(
moogy boobles,
Mon 26 May 2014, 17:52,
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Do you have a Vita?imjusaskin
lots of good shit on it, imjussyin
(,
Sat 24 May 2014, 21:50,
archived)
lots of good shit on it, imjussyin
I had the original PSP but had to sell itnot had the money for the new one, but know a couple of people with them. Lovely bit of kit
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 24 May 2014, 22:10,
archived)
i've been messing with the original one as my brother got bored with itthe PSP version of Monster Hunter plus Vice City stories plus Tekken 6 plus Gravity Rush and Tearaway is fine bogis
it's impressive
fine logans
*also Dezaemon on PS1 classics
(,
Sat 24 May 2014, 22:14,
archived)
it's impressive
fine logans
*also Dezaemon on PS1 classics
Is this how they made that Gorilla made of spoons?
(
Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Sat 24 May 2014, 20:22,
archived)
FUCKSLICE? How can I serve flan with a FUCKSLICE???!!!
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 24 May 2014, 20:25,
archived)
condiments are complexis b3tards fucked or yam I fucking spastic shitcunt?
(,
Sat 24 May 2014, 20:27,
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Whilst you are a fucking spastic shitcunt sadly b3tards is no more. It is hacked. It has gone to join the choir invisible.Other hosting services are available.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 24 May 2014, 20:29,
archived)
ah, i guess I picked the wrong year to not save that shitoh well, least i got ma sweet sweet scrotum
tanks for the update
(,
Sat 24 May 2014, 20:31,
archived)
tanks for the update
i won't stand for this kind of abuse*squats*
WHERE'S YOUR CHRIST NOW, COWCAT!?
loljapes
(,
Sat 24 May 2014, 20:32,
archived)
WHERE'S YOUR CHRIST NOW, COWCAT!?
loljapes
I fail to see how simply squatting will result in anything.Have you seen Bantha Sweetgooch in "Death Milkcart: Gold Top Prejudice" yet?
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 24 May 2014, 21:01,
archived)
I was listening to the audio novel whilst driving through the west countryi hit* a swan
*shit
(,
Sat 24 May 2014, 21:07,
archived)
*shit
Bloody hell,they're churning those out pretty quick aren't they?
I picked up Semi Skimmed Suicide on bluray a couple of months ago and that's not been out long.
(,
Sat 24 May 2014, 21:11,
archived)
I picked up Semi Skimmed Suicide on bluray a couple of months ago and that's not been out long.
Awesome! I'm dying to see that!It's by the same director, Frank Fingerbottom, who did "Five Pints Fuckup" isn't it?
Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcRFlcXCkoc
(Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcRFlcXCkoc
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 24 May 2014, 21:33,
archived)
Yeah, that's the guy.Hard to believe he waited 87 years before bringing out "Whey sodden Mattress" and continuing with the Hexalogy.
Edit: Just googled it as I wasn't sure but it's actually Fink Frangerbottom.
(,
Sat 24 May 2014, 21:42,
archived)
Edit: Just googled it as I wasn't sure but it's actually Fink Frangerbottom.
holy shit, my son saw Five Pints Fuckup (FPF3D.com) in Winchester one timethere was a grievance pertaining to someone doing a guff in the popcorn
great slogans
(,
Sat 24 May 2014, 21:47,
archived)
great slogans
Aw, man..must be a new craze. My pick 'n' mix was soaked in bull's milk at the showing of "Tetrapak Nightmare" in Monaco.Multi Hogans.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 24 May 2014, 22:12,
archived)
Uri Michelle Gellar eat yur hart to hart out HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 24 May 2014, 21:03,
archived)
FUCK TO THE KITCHEN.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 24 May 2014, 21:55,
archived)
a bit of Saturday eyerape
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 24 May 2014, 19:01,
archived)
I had the musical "Making Of/Behind the Scenes" book as a youth.The one with the pop-up cock.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 24 May 2014, 20:28,
archived)
the smoke on the left sorta looks like a satyr maia posted this on,
Sat 24 May 2014, 18:39,
archived)
in b3ta, joke-cock is in YOU PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 24 May 2014, 18:57,
archived)
Geez! That's fucking brilliant. I had to go look at the death part of the elvis Wiki page. Insane leadup to his death. It's hard to believe: people fawning all over the anesthetized mannequin.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 24 May 2014, 20:02,
archived)
Passes quality control pubometer inspection
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 24 May 2014, 19:39,
archived)
Cocking-towers!No doubt filled with lots and lots of fuck-hoses.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sat 24 May 2014, 20:36,
archived)
One on every level.There are many levels.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 25 May 2014, 13:32,
archived)
Cracking!Mighty and majestic
(
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sun 25 May 2014, 17:03,
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