(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:36,
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o_O imagine that happened to your...big toe
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:46,
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holy moley!!!!
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 14 Aug 2014, 9:47,
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a happy pair!
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Mon 18 Aug 2014, 1:54,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Buddy Movies
This week you've voted for buddy movies, so pair-up mismatched film characters for wacky cinematic results. Fight club with Rocky and Ip man, Driving miss daisy with Daisy Duke and Travis Bickle etc.
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 14 Aug 2014, 8:31,
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(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 21:11,
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Busy day at work today. Did this quick and dirty sorry..
anybody?
(I F Hobothen {steal bindle},
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:13,
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...buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got :D
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:15,
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woohoo. That was quick.
I tried it as an animated gif but I was getting seasick watching it.
(I F Hobothen {steal bindle},
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:16,
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The filename helped.
I love that song, but can't help but feel that every time the English adaptation is played it's a missed opportunity. For some reason, even though I can't understand what she's singing, I find the German version far more profound.
Could be over-analysing this a bit.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:18,
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Agreed. Always felt it had more of a punky feel in the original German.
and as everyone knows "you can't translate punk"! Not really a quote but it probably should be.
(I F Hobothen {steal bindle},
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:25,
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(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:00,
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Hahaha proper officelol.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:02,
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haha
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:11,
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Her nose is probably stopped up from the cold. She wouldn't even try.
She breathes through her mouth when the camera isn't looking.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:38,
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Given the surface area of her eyes exposed
they'd probably freeze solid too.
Come to think of it, if you extrapolate those to spheres inside the skull, it doesn't leave much room for a brain anyway. They must rub against each other when she looks sideways.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:49,
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Disney eyes <shudder>
(RRNotis a miserable sinner,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:00,
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Haha
All excellent.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:16,
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yiff in hell, furfag
(Plague Hedgehog'posting crap',
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 20:40,
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This would increase the appeal of that film by approximately 253%
Saw it recently. Wasn't that impressed. Saw "Brave" on the same flight though, which was quite entertaining.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:51,
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Tangled is more fun, and sillier.
"Better" depends what you're in the mood for.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:41,
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most things are better than the winter episode of Glee that Frozen is
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:08,
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C'mon, you gotta at least appreciate the twist(s) at the end.
EDIT: Although I probably would've liked my first viewing better if I had known beforehand that it was a musical, instead of being blindsided by it.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:52,
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Not really. It's full of dumb flaws.
Like, what use is replacing his ice-hauling sledge now the queen only has to snap her fingers and the whole town square is an ice rink? And the whole so-called "spell of eternal winter" barely lasts a day.
It's basically the same old isolation / reconciliation coming-of-age theme; it's just instead of a metaphor for growing up such as a girl having her pigtails shot off, this one goes just a tad further and gender-specific by incarnating PMT and a tampon...
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:15,
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She *could*, but why would she?
They cynical answer would be, "It's a make-work project so princess won't be dating an unemployed loser."
The more likely response is something like this: "Your Majesty, would you magically generate some ice blocks for free?" "Fsck off, pleb."
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:26,
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True, true.
And I suppose even if she did, he could always find gainful employment for those ice-cutting skills, such as being on-call to defrost the royal bog every time she's had a slash and it's frozen the plumbing solid. Not sure he'd need the sledge though, unless she'd had a particularly massive dump.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:32,
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Actually wasn't that impressed first time I saw it.
Then I watched the video for "Let It Go" about 147 times and got hooked.
(MrCanoeheadMarzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:39,
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P.S. If you look at the backs of the heads of the visiting dignitaries as they're welcomed in the courtyard ahead of the coronation in Frozen, you can spot Rapunzel's final light brown spiky haircut.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:20,
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IT'S A FILM FOR YOUNG CHILDREN
(Plague Hedgehog'posting crap',
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 20:21,
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(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:46,
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I see absolutely nothing wrong with this as a campaign.
You could do a Mushybees crossover and have BOOM! F**KING CONDIMENTS!
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:04,
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Oddly I have something close *rustles...*
BOOM
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:08,
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I still have my empty jar somewhere. :P
It was all teh nom. /relurks
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:16,
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Bloody Hell!
We thought you were dead / abducted / had a sex change and now ran a yo-yo shop in Tierra del Fuego.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 14 Aug 2014, 10:47,
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excellent labels
(macroscian(1 like),
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:35,
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These are all great
(Cassius Krayfloats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 17:50,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Realistic newspaper strips - Andy Capp takes Flo dogging, Charlie Brown perks up on ritallin (ferret) Adult Covers for Childrens books and vice versa - re-brand children's books for adult audience and adult books for kids. (satan kidney pie) Buddy Movies - Pair-up mismatched film characters. Show us the cinematic results. (dolphinwhisperer) Help the depressed - How would you help someone who is depressed? Keep it light, keep it funny (THE POPE)
Reply with your vote, challenge starts after some hours
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:32,
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Still no option for "What has the Newsletter been up to during its summer peregrinations?"
In that case iii
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:45,
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help the depressed has got a lot of potential, but so has buddy movies - can i vote twice?
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:48,
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my answer this week in the forme of a poem.
we did the adult book one not too long ago... depression is depressing. buddy movies seems like a repetition, why? i'd just be guessing. so comic strips to realistic stories seems the way to go. although we live in a democracy so voting will ultimately decide and essentially be the only true way of having a fair suggestion of our collective votes and therefore thoughts. the end.
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:48,
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bad books for kids (slightly different) was 7 years ago
or was there another since?
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:03,
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i was thinking of the one we did of this, but I can't remember the subject...
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:13,
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got it!
it was 'books that should exist', so different to this noe edited option. can I vote for it accordingly and receive my free bumper sticker to alert people of my voting stance? regards, ya what?.
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:55,
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Option iii. I need a wee.
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:51,
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your poem is better than mine.
*sulks*
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 9:54,
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option iii for me.
Although i'd love option 4 to be done, genuienly. I couldnt trust me let alone others to not be offensive, :)
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:01,
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vote 1 newspaper strips
for democracy!
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:22,
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Just waiting for work to get really busy so I can procrastinate dangerously with them
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:56,
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B please,
though it may work better if it was extended to include Children's Covers for Adult Books too.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:59,
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American Psycho
A Ladybird book
(ferret-> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:03,
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indeed
*updates*
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:09,
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Wowsers. You get to update God's posts?
If you're there could you maybe see about tightening up some of the wording in the Bible and Quran - specifically those parts relating to not being utter bastards to each other? kthxbai
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:14,
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hmmmm….. i'll vote b now as well
i can have 3 votes, yes?
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:22,
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In fact
Can't we just have all the challenges this week? I like 'em all.
It seems a shame for the runners up to be cast into oblivion, especially when we have weeks where there ain't much doing,
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:16,
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Please give me a moment to consider the vote, In a rhyming scheme A-B-C-B, I believe all the options show promise and verve But there’s only one true choice for me.
Cheering the depressed is a worthwhile aim, But I doubt that this will be achieved, We’ll kick them when down, you know this is B3ta - A whoopee cushion for the bereaved.
Both Newspaper Strips and Books for the kids Require an artistic bent, Of which I am lacking, in shopping I’m slacking So to Option Three I Relent.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:22,
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Nice beaver!
Thank you. I just had it stuffed.
(monkeonschmonkeon,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:27,
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ha ha ha!! Yup, *spits* I remember a time when a man would be shot dead for posting such a thing on /board
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:28,
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holy shit!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:31,
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HaHaHaHaHa
(hooker1ukFilth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:37,
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Um, Gosh.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 1:16,
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hey dude!
d'ja hear about the looting and riots here in Saint Louie?
Fun Times :(
(listed as Ferguson, MO in the news -- we has an odd way of incorporating townships into the greater St. Louis area)
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:37,
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Just reading about it now.
Sounds like an explosive situation. Is this near you?
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 0:27,
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sorta
I am about 15mi south of there
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 3:38,
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Oh shit!
that be scary!
(hooker1ukFilth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:38,
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CDCs will always have a home here
Lights pipe gets on rocking chair .... in my day .....
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:29,
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huzzah
I think we need a national day of CDC's
(hooker1ukFilth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:39,
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i dont like the way shes tugging on that foreskin
it's inappropreat
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:33,
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I know
She's torturing that poor CDC!
(hooker1ukFilth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 23:40,
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I like it...
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 3:00,
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Don't tell her
She'll bite it off!
(hooker1ukFilth monger of the lowest degree!,
Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:32,
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Hekim's The The related post
made me log in to comment...something I haven't done in an age.. Now that I'm here - have something shit, lazy and obscure. See you again next year....
(IndifferentLeveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message.,
Tue 12 Aug 2014, 20:44,
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