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# Spaceship
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:27, archived)
# ...and we shamefully stepped right oer this fine work of art.
WOO(f)!!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:03, archived)
# Clicked
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 4:32, archived)
# I do so love your stuff Captain.
I miss the big head dudes though, but this mecha stuff is rather ace :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 9:50, archived)
# another /board member said 'needs more face' ...so here...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 1:57, archived)
# sexy
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:00, archived)
# whoa
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:50, archived)
# Shouldn't the eyes be more towards the ears?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:07, archived)
# i'm continually failing :(
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:16, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 5:15, archived)
# I was quite good at this form of interrogation as a kid.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:09, archived)
# Old school
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:15, archived)
# sperm lolz
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:38, archived)
# HaHa! It was actually spit but sperm is more telling.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 1:08, archived)
# it's called batcaving
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 1:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 1:41, archived)
# ashally, shirley?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:54, archived)
# Snowbody's business but the Turks
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:08, archived)
# oh, my bad, dude
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:11, archived)
# Crisis averted
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 5:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
# i used to eat him every Sunday until I was 14 years old.
Christ was delicious!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:35, archived)
# oh wait. That might have been Father Murphy I was eating.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:40, archived)
# come to think of it, we had a thicker, sweeter whole-wheat version in the later years.
Maybe that's where the term 'sweet jesus' comes from?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)
# Or maybe it came from
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:47, archived)
# My old man always said Jesus H Christ. Never knew what the H meant, didn't care, still don't.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:18, archived)
# cfb
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 3:16, archived)
# Congratualtions Tony.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:09, archived)
# what do you reckon, GQ were trolling/hoping for viral coverage
or is the magazine owned by one of Tony's friends?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:18, archived)
# I suspect their readers are still very much Blairites
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:24, archived)
# I'm a thirtysomething male, and I don't think I've ever even an GQ.
What's it about?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Oh my

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:33, archived)
# It's funny because he says "oh my"
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
#

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Oh my
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:14, archived)
# i was gonna post this earlier, but b3tards eated it....
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:45, archived)
# dddddoooouuuccchhhheeeee bbbbbbbaaaaaaagggggggggg
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:54, archived)
# Oh my
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Oh my
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 2:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:46, archived)
# OH MY!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:11, archived)
# I think it's a bit like American Psycho
with all the killings removed.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
# I've just been reading the dictionary
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:18, archived)
# In a way I'm glad I missed the early days,
don't think I could have stomached all the kerrazeee zaniness

See also: How do I fucking swear?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:23, archived)
# It is incomplete.
A is for A****w W********n.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
# Bow Down!

fuck
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:02, archived)
# Michael Bay's Mahabharata?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:55, archived)
# Mahabharata maybe, Michael Bay NEVER!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:12, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:31, archived)
# bollywood nausicaa
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
# I have bollywood in the morning.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:00, archived)
#
  ∆
 ∆ ∆
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:37, archived)
# Fuck
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] It's easier to tidy than the mansion, at least.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
# Bloody Londoner,
can still afford his own personal psycho-murdering chef!

Of course, you forgot the skylight since this is below street level.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:16, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:08, archived)
# there's not enough room to swing a quirkafleeg in there
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:18, archived)
# but first. let mer take a selflee
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
# he got facegills
just risking the peepers to pop in and say back from big surgery in london. all seems to have gone well, so i should be fine to get my first cataract done in about 6 weeks! \o/
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Yay! Get bionic eyes!
Gonna be the six million dollar monkey?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:31, archived)
# hopefully!
i'm full of stitches and suchlike now, had 3 days in intensive care and 5 days on a ward, only got home last night. kinda miss the morphine, despite it making me want to claw my skin off!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:46, archived)
# my nose is an inch away from the monitor and it's set at 200% magnification
and that still says hethal
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Your nose is 200% bigger ?
Is that so you can wear jam-jar specs ?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, archived)
# i don't wear specs any more
and now it's tablet time, so i'm off again to get medicated!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:14, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:13, archived)
# o/
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:35, archived)
# Had us worried.
Good stuff!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Go Team Smashy!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:56, archived)
# {:-)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:11, archived)
# The Queen is not amused.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:06, archived)
# Oh yeah. I went there.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:27, archived)
# The more adventurous might try acolon.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
# who doesn't love a stiff drink?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Ooof!!!
:D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)
# As heard on ISIHAC
Humph..."Oh dear, we've just received this note from Samantha to say she's been held up again. She's agreed to meet up with a gentleman friend at the Midland Hotel, where he's laying on a tasting of French white wines. She's hoping there'll be a better selection than last year, when she was disappointed he only had a Semillon. But she thought it would be impolite not to taste it anyway."
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:43, archived)
# *auto-click*
I miss Humph
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:06, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:15, archived)
# There was something about an arse hat salad as well
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:26, archived)
# I think this was it.


I've bored myself now. I'll go........
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:20, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:04, archived)
# oh dear god
:D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)
# really, now
tsk tsk tsk
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:46, archived)
# lol
puns r funs
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:11, archived)
# *groans*
bahahahaha!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Happy Candles ferret!
:D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:15, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Fuck! You're on fucking fire!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Arrrgh!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 1:12, archived)
# On fire.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:01, archived)
# *idea*
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:28, archived)
# that...hurts!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Once you Gnop....
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:33, archived)
# Post-hostage crisis Jay Leno
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:35, archived)
# Without the big nose he looks a bit like..
Danny Dyer
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:37, archived)
# George Clooney has especially fleshy ears.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:55, archived)
# don't wind him up

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
# :D
great action - it's just like clooney
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:12, archived)
# IT'S GNOPS
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Exactly
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:53, archived)
# And his dog

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:06, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks like he's just been given the keys to the nuclear button! :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
# he looks more mental than ever...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:10, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Yep
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:56, archived)
# Other news:
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:19, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Abandoned things - Places, objects, half arsed projects, lol B3ta (Two Hats)
If fruit and veg ruled the world - (monkeon)
Bags - (dolphinwhipperer)
Choose your own adventure - Fighting Fantasy books etc (the baby with the baboon heart)



reply with choice, challenge starts tomorrow
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:37, archived)
#
Dogs
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:42, archived)
# I agree.
Dogs.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:49, archived)
# My vote is for dogs also
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:43, archived)
# and mine
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:52, archived)
# Abandoned dogs
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:46, archived)
# abandoned dogs in bags
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Bags of dogs
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 17:56, archived)
# has to be dogs
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:51, archived)
# Dogs living like cats.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 18:06, archived)
# !
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:34, archived)
# I will select the winner for the newsletter
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:48, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:44, archived)
# oh man ... Sunshine Elephant's b3ta choose your own adventure is deceased
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:48, archived)
# B please
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:15, archived)
# also can I withdraw D as an option, it's a really shit idea
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:24, archived)
# I saw a fella this morning wearing skinny jeans and he'd turned up the bottoms...
he was also wearing loafers.
I want to kick something and send someone the bill, but I don't know what or who, any advice?

Also, I dunno, Bags?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:16, archived)
# /talk ?
;)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:11, archived)
# was just a round about way of me voting for bags if i'm honest.
if i'm not honest, then I vote for all of them in a big cream cake shoved up a donkeys bottom.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:23, archived)
# If fruit and veg ruled the world
please
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:11, archived)
# Abandoned fings
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:42, archived)
# zx spectrum
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:51, archived)
# veg B thankyou please yes
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:56, archived)
# bags
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:11, archived)
# bags, of course
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Good call.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:09, archived)
# So, yeah bags for the dolphin irkers.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 0:10, archived)
# B
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:50, archived)
# B for Bags


or rogue challenge:
faces with 'things with faces' faces for faces

(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:52, archived)
# this is far better
This or dogs.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:41, archived)
# needs more face
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 22:41, archived)
# Fruit and Veg
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Happy Candles
Don't suppose you're celebrating with a run of carry on posters?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:45, archived)
# >you have selected Choose Your Own Adventure
*turns to 161*

Alas! The picture you spent ages working on goes uncommented. Lose 5 health points.

If you are still alive, turn to 215
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)
# F please.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:41, archived)
# You're not my real God.
(1)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Dyslexic Hollywood 2
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Bags could get interesting
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 20:05, archived)
# Oliver Twisted
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:27, archived)
# what's that he's holding?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:35, archived)
# It's Pact coffee of course!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:47, archived)
# Yeah I'd be careful with the celebrity endorsements

after that Zach Braff wine endorsement disaster a few years ago.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:52, archived)
# I mean it all started out pretty ok
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:53, archived)
# but then
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:54, archived)
# HaHa!!!!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:59, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 5:08, archived)
# So who's seen the videos?


(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 7:49, archived)
# damn swearwolves
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:42, archived)
# ha!
cheek
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:49, archived)
# i like your candles
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:54, archived)
# 12 Candles! Toht's seeing a lot of /board action recently too


I didn't bring it up myself, honest, but I did make this in advance like some sad man making his own birthday card
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:36, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:43, archived)
# i'm mehrting
mehrting
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:57, archived)
# Happy!!!!!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 3:13, archived)
# 12!FUCKING 12!
12 YEARS! 12 FUCKING YEARS!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:18, archived)
# it's basically a third of my lifetime
next year it'll overtake that, which is kind of disturbi- nah, it's ace!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 5:13, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:35, archived)
# woo !
and a happy b3taday, TWELVE YEARS !!! wow .....
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 4:45, archived)
# 12? Is that even possible? Is the Earth even that old?
Happy candleday, whatever!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:57, archived)
# happy candles day!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 11:57, archived)
# R.G.P.S.P.T is shite
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:49, archived)
# I see it now
Pfft!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:30, archived)
# oh, wow, ha ha! ...i didnt notice the homer simpson guy until now
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:58, archived)
# Goats with eyes in the nostrils


(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:41, archived)
# Shit me
:D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:42, archived)
# It makes them look rather simian.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:17, archived)
# heheh
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:19, archived)
# .
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:35, archived)
# .
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:47, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
srsly
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:49, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:54, archived)
# looks like an aggressive player
psychology is half of winning
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:37, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Clever.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:04, archived)
# hahahahah
That's top notch
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:33, archived)
# Top banana.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:59, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:44, archived)
# "I DREAMED A DREAM!"
(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 12:57, archived)
# is this where the term pairasight comes from?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:45, archived)
# 'The Men Who Stare At Goats Whose Nostrils Stare Right Back At Them'
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:50, archived)
# Fuck nose.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:44, archived)
# fp now, this is the best misplaced eye goat picture I have ever seen
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:45, archived)
# FP THIS SHIT NOW !!!1!1ONE
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry] 80s hackers were no better

(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Love it
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Pfft! Bella Emberg.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:19, archived)
# Hahaha Brilliant
Bananarama all the way with no sound. Pixels are enough.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
# quick, save to tape!
Woo and Yay sir!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 22:49, archived)
# Whoa!
Happy candles.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 0:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 2 Sep 2014, 23:10, archived)
# haha! wonderful
:D
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 1:38, archived)
# I'm having a sentimental fwap.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:11, archived)
# Is it wrong
to know where that graphic came from?
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
# The nude... no
The speech bubble shape... yes
(, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)

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