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# MA FEETZ

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:06, archived)
# oh good god, NO!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:07, archived)
# oh good god, YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
# oh dear... :/
I'll leave you all with this to ponder as I journey home from the shoppe
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:33, archived)
# Mutant freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Everyone is beautiful in their own way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)
# you aren't, you fucking freak
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:40, archived)
# :((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)
# oh fucking hell
that's put me right off my beer
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Yeah, I can smell that from here.
Cheese grater's in the post, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:56, archived)
# You need to see your doctor about that
and ask for amputation
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 0:21, archived)
# at the ankle
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 0:23, archived)
# neck sounds great
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 27 Sep 2014, 7:33, archived)
# less of this
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 2:09, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:46, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 7:32, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:43, archived)
# Awesome and ewww
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 27 Sep 2014, 7:34, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:59, archived)
# Must be from the Fens.
Nicely done tho :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:10, archived)
# Ha!
South Wales actually, we're even more inbred in these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Toetally offputting
Well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 11:03, archived)
# This is fucking vile and rank
And it has nothing to do with the photoshop job done on it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
# givin' this a WOO
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Honoured! My first woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:16, archived)
# we all thought you were a chihuahua
but this proves you are actually a turtle.
pedro is a turtle.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 17:56, archived)
# I should photoshop myself into a turtle
...or a gecko
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:10, archived)
# I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaha brilliant
genuine lols
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)
# oh ho-ho-ho-ho WOW!

*prints and frames*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 0:17, archived)
# Pffffft!
Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 10:14, archived)
# all of the awesome
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 28 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
# ohhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 3:27, archived)
# fucking epic!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Which one is dead ?
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:12, archived)
# According to wikipedia, both are.
Happy candles!

and woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:21, archived)
# 11 years on B3ta
Has affected my memory.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Cande-bra Day from Cheeky Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:36, archived)
# YOU'RE ALL REALLY MEAN AND I'M TELLING.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
# er...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 27 Sep 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:40, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:58, archived)
# flames!!!!!
they're all on fire... you're on fire !!!!!!! the wax, the wax !!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:35, archived)
# it's an old flame of hers!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:22, archived)
# lol
they both look dead
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:04, archived)
# how many miles Davis to a michael foot?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:14, archived)
# what if it's a Daniel Day-Lewis and he only has access to the left one?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:16, archived)
# I listened to Bitches Brew the other day. It was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:38, archived)
# great track
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTyqVaAm2AA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
#
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:45, archived)
# your loss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:47, archived)
# All is forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:55, archived)
# i admit, i don't understand the reference. i'm only, like, twelve.
but this is something i listen to a LOT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:44, archived)
# o____o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 0:34, archived)
# oh my Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:37, archived)
# clever lols
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:49, archived)
#
not so fucking davis
gary oldmile
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Hat-trick Swayze


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(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:27, archived)
# GHOST-COCK-LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:42, archived)
# Oh, jesus wept.
That's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Did he died?
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Who's detuned the telly?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
# Gaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:11, archived)
# it's shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:22, archived)
# how rude
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:35, archived)
# FAB
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:41, archived)
# Pistorius quadruplet bees
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 0:18, archived)
# that fucks with my eyes big time!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 28 Sep 2014, 10:46, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:08, archived)
# eek!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] The Beat-Less


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(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:45, archived)
# Only the good die young. If ghosts had shadows would the shadows also be scary?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:03, archived)
#
photo rtdfdfhtrhtrh_zpsc6e02890.jpg
(MP3J part2, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 8:07, archived)
# This seems to fit right in
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
# :)
Oh shiz!
(Evilea You're Not Alone. Any Friends :), Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:53, archived)
# I like how the eyes follow...
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:54, archived)
# mid 2015, clinton announces her candidacy for the presidential campaign
the basis of which is to terrify the united states into voting for her, using solely this image. click.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
# nice and disturbing!!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Hell yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:08, archived)
# Hillarious

...unrelated PEA for the LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:26, archived)
#
www.slutsofinstagram.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:30, archived)
# top link
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:37, archived)
#
Donclikdis
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jhpT5JApd5U#t=27
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:58, archived)
# Has she got a sore throat?
If so her response would be rather hoarse.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:12, archived)
# In da house.
(/'>Barry Manillow, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:08, archived)
# So the face is quicker than the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:35, archived)
# earlier
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:04, archived)
# A?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:28, archived)
# E!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:24, archived)
# Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 11:25, archived)
# hot
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 2:11, archived)
# Recreation of Adam

CFB - sorry for Q&D, made it with a wireless keyboard and touchpad
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:34, archived)
# I like this
but it is crying out for a yo-yo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha! i was gonna give him speedos, a cigar, a martini and ray bans
but i'm using a shitty wireless keyboard in bed that's attached to my laptop. watching 8 out of 10 cats on netflix for the last 19 hours, figured i'd take a break and do a shitty 'shop.

not too happy with it tbh because the perspective, lighting and colour are all off. i'm really not doing my degree justice. having said that, i've been on the cider all afternoon and i think that's as good an excuse as any to Q&D it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Lovely.
Felt like doing a spot of Photoshop Tennis with it...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha! fab. i'd reply, but as mentioned above i currently lack the facilities for a decent potatomanip
it involves going downstairs and everything. life is hard and sometimes sad
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:31, archived)
# What a tiny penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:33, archived)
# don't tell me you're some kind of freak with a bigger dick than that?
goddamn, get with the ancient mediterranean aesthetic. the smaller the better.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:40, archived)
# Oh, I'd assumed that the sea was particularly cold today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 22:57, archived)
# fun fact: the greeks saw big dicks hugely comical, unwieldy and cumbersome.
that's mostly why they used tiny peens in their works.
they did emphasise dicks for aesthetic to express masculinity, but only to point out the genitals as opposed to suggesting "bigger is better".

having said that, the sea was fucking freezing and adam was even smaller than usual. ask the ninja turtles, one of them fucking painted it
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:48, archived)
# Grower, not shower...right?
Blood cock, not meat cock...right guys?
Guys?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:32, archived)
# Boris Johnson's mum?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:33, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:40, archived)
# The shuddering fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:54, archived)
# ...is there any other kind? ~.~;;
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
# I was going to say
juddering, but that will do.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:04, archived)
# haha!
yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:55, archived)
# how did you get this picture of me
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:03, archived)
# hey!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
# yo yo yo, mofoho. did you visit shendob recently?
how's it going? sorry i missed you the last time i was on here, i just posted then buggered off for the night.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:11, archived)
# haha now it was my turn to step away, sorry :)
Yeah I was there yesterday. I badly need the new version of optifine though, it's really slow going without it. I'm starting to wonder if they're going to update at all now that mojang has been sold to microsoft :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:39, archived)
# oh, i think they will. many of the mojang employees are staying on (i wouldn't be at all surprised if jeb and dinnerbone stay on)
i am also missing optifine. did you ever get fed the link to my updated retro Doku resource pack? "KaolinDoku"? i'm immensely proud of it. since Doku gave up work on the pack years ago, I feel like I'm the only one who's ever actually justified his work since.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:46, archived)
# No, haven't seen that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:09, archived)
# :) and from the same source...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
# so creepy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:09, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIq24GXJuhQ
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:35, archived)
# doing the lambeth walk! HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 2:14, archived)
# :D
www.b3ta.com/board/11083715
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Would.
(Evilea You're Not Alone. Any Friends :), Fri 26 Sep 2014, 21:17, archived)
#
O lucky man.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
# Haha I know without clicking it...
"How much are they paying you?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
# jeez! I haven't seen that since I was a kid
Brilliant stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Me neither.
In other news - if you add the URL of Moley's excellent image in Google images the first result is rather amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:26, archived)
# brilliantly scary clip, well used
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Alright da
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:06, archived)
# Truly disturbing, nightmarish.
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 18:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "Look at the muck on these railings"
(/'>Barry Manillow, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
# oooh, shut that gate!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, archived)
# U2 to push physical copies of their unwanted album through peoples letterboxes. Artwork unveiled..
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# is the happytoast app available yet…?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:48, archived)
# it was shipping as part of iOs 8.1 but I think I fucked up a bit of the code
not sure what's happening, they're not talking to me now for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:50, archived)
# they thought it was interfering with the new U2 album, making it sound all garbled.
turns out it just sounds like that
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:04, archived)
# 'Gay' means 'Happy' in some cultures.
GayToast
jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# Happy as Larry (Mullen Jr)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# There once was a wheatfield Larry...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
# those are some tiny nipples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:52, archived)
# but on the other hand...
no that doesn't really work does it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
# Once you've Toht you just can't stop

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:30, archived)
# a work of art
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
#
approved. hard.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, archived)
# he looks a little sallow
or is that tallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:33, archived)
# looks a bit inflamed to me
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:37, archived)
# either way, i think we're getting on his wick
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:40, archived)
# definitely got a waxy complection
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
# he's getting weepy now
sorry, no idea where i'm going with this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
# the eyes have it
I'm lost too
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
# they'd be plenty of reposts
but Toht would make a great one-word image compo
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:49, archived)
# maybe just 'raiders'
or 'indiana jones'
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:12, archived)
# ohh yes
Indiana Jones for sure
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
# H2:O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:08, archived)
# BU-WAAHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Lexxi-Khan
(Alligator, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:20, archived)
# hahahah
Top shop that, haven't seen that Montalban pic used so well in ages
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
# weird tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
# wits!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:09, archived)
# almost forgot, subjlols for the newsletter
which this week is being sent to people with an f in the second part of their middle name (possibly)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:18, archived)
# T'dr'duzk b'hzg t't!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:32, archived)
# The Michael Gove memorial issue anniversary issue
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Issue 11 of our weekly newsletter
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Being air dropped in to Iraq tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:46, archived)
# "Songs of Innocence" in every edition
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)
# internet cunts unite
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# x='() { :;}; echo UR fukd' bash -c "echo LOLZ :D"
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
# As another man is beheaded, we ask: Are today's jihadis in a creative rut?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
# Rob offers staff unlimited leave, newsletter team now on holiday until 2017
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:32, archived)
# that shed's going to reek by mid-2016
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:43, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
# the most disturbing thing about that is the pink wig
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:11, archived)
# This^^**
disturbing sexy

**almost
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:06, archived)
# The Emperor's New Newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:49, archived)
# Do I get one?
I'm Zeer o' Fucks Shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:27, archived)
# sorry, the f would need to be in the second half of your middle name
oFu - cks fails to qualify
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:32, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:04, archived)
# Mike Myers to release new Shrek movie, despite entire population of earth forgetting he still exists.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
# This is starting to upset me.
It's like friends and family gathered round a sick person's bed, trying to jolly them along and cheer them up, completely failing to realize that they've been dead for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:11, archived)
# I see it more as the captain jumped overboard a couple of months ago
but we missed the iceberg and are now happily drifting without a rudder and enjoying the fresh sea air
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 17:36, archived)
# With a limited food supply and no radio.
Cannibalism lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:33, archived)
# that's more how I see it, to be honest. Not that I've been here log enough to know what's happened.
I take it Rob's buggered off?
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:42, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)
# _
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:49, archived)
# |
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:51, archived)
# I've just worked out what this tragic spectacle reminds me of
rationalwiki.org/wiki/Cargo_cult
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 27 Sep 2014, 6:38, archived)
# Get bent, Jew lover
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
# *inward groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:44, archived)
# Phwoooooooooooooooooooooooooar Olivia Wilde =)
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:13, archived)
# Real name Cockburn
Take that as a warning. Or invitation. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:50, archived)
#
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
# just a bunch of winkers!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 27 Sep 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Look mama, look! no more barking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:26, archived)
# Fuck around. Shopped only please!!

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Dear God!!
Is THAT who I think it is?? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:33, archived)
# cold dead eyes of a killer
perfect for PM
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:35, archived)
# His head isn't screwed on right
and his dog doesn't look too good neither
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:33, archived)
# haha, Damien hasn't changed a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:31, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:51, archived)
# I'm seeing Ed Sheeran in this?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:15, archived)
# evil little sod
also:

I MISSED MY 20,000th POST!

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:28, archived)
#
sad faces. What was it going to be?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:55, archived)
# I don't want to say too much because I can turn the 2 into a 3 for my 30,000th post
it is truly awesome - a naked photo of me and my rippling muscles, surrounded by dangerous animals, on fucking fire inside an active volcano eating a pot noodle and a multitude of other details (explosions, dinosaurs etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
# volcanoes love pot noodles
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
#
Pot noodles are too dangerous. Keep it plausible.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:25, archived)
# pop tart - straight from the toaster
Or is that taking it too far....?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Nah...
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:20, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:58, archived)
# Bastards who was it that posted it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Last Orders gentlemen please…please?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:19, archived)
# Lies
O'Toole appears to be without a drink :D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Gonna need a bigger cellar
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Now that's another bar I'd like to have a drink in!
O'Toole looks like he's about to smoke through his nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:33, archived)
#
Or coke, before it was invented :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Before it was invented?
You're saying this when Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote that SHERLOCK FUCKING HOLMES took cocaine?
When it was OPENLY advertised in Victorian newspapers and LEGALLY sold by Boots The Chemist's in the form of a variety of 'powders, pills and tinctures'?
Stop snorting that stuff. It's rotted your brain.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Well,
before it was mainstream then.

I did assume coca or whatever, was different to cocaine. How come it all took off in the 80s then? I wrongly assumed that was a different drug, like heroin and opium...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:10, archived)
# Pingwings.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 19:37, archived)
# peter o'toole looks like a ventriloquist's dummy
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Gis a geer.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 26 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Awesome... Space for Gazza?
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 20:58, archived)
# Quick 'n dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:01, archived)
# I don't understand it, but I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)
# I guess you need to be an avid cbeebies watcher ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)
# I recognised them, midnight garden
but what's the guy in the graveyard? never mind, I stopped being lazy and googled it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:36, archived)
# night garden dear
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:44, archived)
# near enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
#
:)

I have children. I hate that show.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:49, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Saying that,
my daughter is now into frozen. And that fucking song. Every toy I get her seems to play the fucking thing... I end up humming it to myself :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Ya, that song.
Every time I hear it I'm like, "ooh, is this Tori Amos?". 10 seconds in - "fuckit".
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:05, archived)
# I don't understand it, and I fear it,
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 18:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:20, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:28, archived)
# wish i could do animates
humpf...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:31, archived)
# What software do you use
for your piktchers?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:37, archived)
# fotoshoppe CS4 innit
was listening to Dr Dre and Snoop last night, turns out bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks, who knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:39, archived)
# When I did my first anim, here:
www.b3ta.com/board/10923477 which was lost in the great b3tards fire of '14 I used that link to learn. I found it dead easy, I'm still shit but thats because I am.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Its easier than you are probably thinking
If this wasn't the case I wouldn't be able to do them ;)
If you want help then gaz me. Can only help if you have Photoshop if not then download the free cs2 version from the Adobe site.
EDIT: ah you have cs4 even better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:40, archived)
# Oo sir sir, please sir
could you gaz me also, as I explained, im shit so maybe you can help.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:44, archived)
# i asked first...
not fair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:48, archived)
# When I get home I will put something together and gaz you both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Woo
and Yay.

Ta
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Pay back for the 'tapped out' cheats ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Shhhh
they'll all want them :)

Saying that, ive not been on that for days *opens bluestacks*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:44, archived)
# I haven't been on it for months
You took all the fun out of it haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:51, archived)
#
:(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
# ta!
I can only repay you with these 2 facts:
Humans and Elephants are the only animals with chins.
Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, well, the female ones do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:47, archived)
# eh?
my dogs and cats have chins, I seen them...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:52, archived)
# *puts fingers in ears* no, no, no you're wrong.
they're classed as lower jaws, not chins.
unless you just have small furry elephants that look like dogs and cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:54, archived)
# So....
when does a lower jaw become a chin?
when does a hill become a mountain?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:59, archived)
# i love that song
*whistles along*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:49, archived)
# Ha ha
Reminds me of getting a visa for India
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:17, archived)
# Nicely!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:05, archived)
# What a nice couple
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:37, archived)
# he's trying it on again though.
dirty bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fancy a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 9:58, archived)
# haha, not half!
What a night that would be?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Haha
Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:02, archived)
# What an epic drink that would have been
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Who's' round is it!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:21, archived)
# They are in spirit now.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:22, archived)
# Jeesus,
I dont know if I'd dare join that table if invited...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 10:35, archived)
# I can't find the footage of him doing that sit on the floor dance in a pub
would have been great to shove all the different faces on :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:07, archived)
#
Ooops upside your head I believe it was?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
# that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:55, archived)
# I also googled to no avail
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)

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