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# Just sayin'
THIS is happening.
(Valefar So what?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 0:09, archived)
# 'COBAIN', surely?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 12:22, archived)
# Don't call me Shirley.
(Valefar So what?, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 14:14, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:30, archived)
# oh christ!
ow
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:32, archived)
# I am merciless with fruit
it's the only way they'll learn
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 4:38, archived)
# ooo disturbing =)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:32, archived)
# =)



(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:16, archived)
# dammit now im hungry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:21, archived)
# GRUBS UP SkUG!

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 23:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:51, archived)
# =o
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 23:10, archived)
# They're all forked!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 23:38, archived)
# it came back
Why did you delete this before
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 23:59, archived)
# Swapped them
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 0:06, archived)
# asshole
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 0:20, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 1:10, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 2:15, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 0:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 1:11, archived)
# your ass looks big in everything
i mean, no, it looks great
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 2:21, archived)
# u ruined it :(
now my thing is on the wotsit and the doodah is here instead of there *points* LOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:30, archived)
# soz man
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 15:05, archived)
# HEY!!!
I was eating that mouse :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:29, archived)
# probably a good opportunity to fill that mouth with squirty cream or perhaps custard that you made yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:35, archived)
# ummm, oh wait...
What??
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:35, archived)
# AMAZING!
WE NEED A BANNANNA COMPO
also WOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:35, archived)
# Do you have many BANNANNA pics Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:40, archived)
# manny nanny pcs? nah, just a few bandwagon nanners
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:45, archived)
# ew... it looks all wrong
put it back in its skin
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:46, archived)
# that IS her skin
I know, right?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:49, archived)
# KILL IT WITH FLAMING KARDASHIANS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:52, archived)
# oooh, hey!
we could have a Kardashian image challenge!
*grabs coat*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:07, archived)
# *fistbumps*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:21, archived)
# XD/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 4:39, archived)
# the fucking helm out of it!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 9 Oct 2014, 10:09, archived)
# has someone photoshopped her head on?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:24, archived)
# why, was it missing one?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:38, archived)
# no no no
she the one that gives head, not the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 1:03, archived)
# Zounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:13, archived)
# Nigel Farage's attempts at cloning were a failure and had to be destroyed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:16, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MY BANANA
oh wait, thats not my banana!
NOT THAT BANANANA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh alright then
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:21, archived)
# He seemed armless enough to me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Sons of Apathy


I'm writing a drama serial about a bunch of... eh, can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Ivana Puliakokov, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:16, archived)
# no one can be bothered to reply......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:21, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:22, archived)
# er
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:24, archived)
# meh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 19:30, archived)
# No wait this is too early for the fall fashions compo
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 19:36, archived)
# Fall Fashion Compo??
...over my dead, cold, rotting corpse!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:25, archived)
# mofaha can arrange that
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:36, archived)
# bring it on :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:43, archived)
# oh shit!
so that's what he meant when he used to say "I will end you!".
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:51, archived)
# Yes! That is exactly what he meant. Rick Grinds.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:55, archived)
# i think i've seen this before on the front page of imgur
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:04, archived)
# HAHA!
I told you I only had one image
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:05, archived)
# hahahaha
1ST REAL LIFE PHOTO OF PEDRO AND MOFAHA
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:08, archived)
# i thought it was vimod
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:10, archived)
# mofaha is vimod?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:10, archived)
# it was only a matter of time before the cat was let of the bag
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:13, archived)
# NO, I'M MOFAHA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:17, archived)
# oh man, this changes everything
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:23, archived)
# nothing to see here, move along
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:59, archived)
# HaHA!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:11, archived)
# FP dis now plz
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:21, archived)
# Now I know what people truly mean when they claim to have had a tea-through-nostril moment
you bastard!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Never FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Er ... BP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:26, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 0:37, archived)
# FukYez!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 4:17, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 7:42, archived)
# This is the best speshal misplaced eyed cat I have ever seen
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] compo pompo
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:13, archived)
# haha top evil
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 18:08, archived)
# they really were cruel. for a nation that ruled the whole world.
who would have thought it! thank god they didn't have guns!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 19:37, archived)
# Pffffft!
What a bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Kick him up the rings-varld!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 19:37, archived)
# Nanty narking!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:11, archived)
# We've called him 'Trevor'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:05, archived)
# is that a fruit eating cat?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:11, archived)
# No
It's the sloth cat, very prevalent in East Surrey
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:14, archived)
# awwww cute little bugger :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 19:36, archived)
# His eyes are too far away from his ears if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 19:22, archived)
# Jimmy Durante cat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:52, archived)
# awwwww sweet
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Bless... Sloth-cat. :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:09, archived)
# i want this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:11, archived)
# does it meow or gurgle like a partially blocked drain?
this is the important question
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:24, archived)
# ...depends how deep you're in
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 0:22, archived)
# hmm knee deep?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 21:31, archived)
# lolitics innit
(I_am_B, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:47, archived)
# he'd have my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:38, archived)
# Nicely
Lib Dems are fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 23:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Wut!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:15, archived)
# he's seen things, man
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:57, archived)
# powerful!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:44, archived)
# The '1000 yard stare'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:57, archived)
# World domination beckons..
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:46, archived)
# Good Lord!!!
How super! WOO and *click* :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:48, archived)
# Hypnopotamus!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:49, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:53, archived)
# This is a leader I can respect.
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Pinky and the Blob
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:16, archived)
# meerbat is a alien
BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:29, archived)
#
I for one welccome our new multi eyed hypo meerkat bat combination ovvelords

Or is thiss an ad for ComparetheLSDMarket.com?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:35, archived)
# A website that I would welcome
Although not an advert that would turn me on
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:41, archived)
# Jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:39, archived)
# literally?
or figuratively?
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:40, archived)
# First one, then the other.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Well, there's something you don't see every day
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 23:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Begging your pardon!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:48, archived)
# FUCKTORIAN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:27, archived)
# :) nice hair
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:08, archived)
# Wonderful
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:26, archived)
# This deserves much more applause!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Hahaha top FUCKing dollar!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:14, archived)
# Better late than never.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 5:04, archived)
# he's not too fat, leave him alone!
leave him alone!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:23, archived)
# More chins than a ... oh never mind
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:55, archived)
# semi-lacist :p
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:18, archived)
# I wanted to give him more chins


but it looks like he's got bubonics
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:02, archived)
# oh dear I'm slipping into gnop obsession land
Kim Jung Un
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:43, archived)
# HERE'S FAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:22, archived)
# that's frupping brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:26, archived)
# Cheers chap!
One day I hope to make fine gnops such as yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:31, archived)
# you're already there brother :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Hippopotagnops!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Oh shit
hahahahahahah
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:32, archived)
# wowzers!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:27, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Hang on
What's gone wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Top of the morning to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:01, archived)
# And the rest of the day to you sir!
WOO. Ning Q :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Text photo FirstText_zps15cd36f4.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:29, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Useless machines - Drimble
Pears/Pairs - Hekim/eVilLegion
Misspelt products -
Fall fashions -


Say what your brain wants, and add some new suggestions when you get a second
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 8:56, archived)
# OH SHIT
IT JUST GOT SERIOUS HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Also I vote fall fashions
these jokes are rapidly gaining in popularity

It won't let me click the button
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:15, archived)
# What have The Fall fashioned?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:17, archived)
# No it's a play on the term "fall fashions" as a way that americans might refer to fashionable clothing released for autumn
coupled with people in fashionable clothes falling over

It really is the next big thing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:22, archived)
# Really?
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:42, archived)
# Gonna be huge
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:35, archived)
# I still don't get this.
Why would American people's clothes fall off?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:03, archived)
# If fall fashions jokes are too difficult for you perhaps you should concentrate on spring collection type of jokes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:34, archived)
# oh gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Oct 2014, 4:27, archived)
# Misspelt Pro-ducts
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:19, archived)
# option iii
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:27, archived)
# misspelt products please
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:33, archived)
# I'll have a iii please Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:37, archived)
# used for making l.o.a.f. A spelt bread
(Hemipygous, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:50, archived)
# It took me all day to get this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Oh hai Mofaha, didn't know you'd become a mod XD
I vote dogs in tights and Prince Fall Pears
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:50, archived)
# iii

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:18, archived)
# FALL FASHIONS PLEASE
a week of cunt flakes and arse krispies might get a bit bit dull...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAA
...arse crispies...
(DolphinWhipperer, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:42, archived)
# i no rite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Haha, yes, I think we've been there
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:52, archived)
# +1
for Useless machines
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:51, archived)
# Option 1
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 10:53, archived)
# iii
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:34, archived)
# useless machines
ta
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 11:47, archived)
# the machine thingie sounds like good fun to applaud
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07, archived)
# useless machines
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:46, archived)
# Misspelt products
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:37, archived)
# I'll have a useless machine please Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:47, archived)
# My Fall Guy Fashions Joke Is Gaining In Popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:59, archived)
# THIS IS THE TYPE OF FALL FASHIONS JOKE I AM VOTING FOR!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 15:34, archived)
# No no
Fall Pears ftw¡¡¡¡

Pears are at their peak in the fall,
and their sweet, juicy flesh can't
help but inspire thoughts of dessert.
Pair them with buttery pie dough,
warm spices, rich caramel, or toasty nuts
for a luscious ending to an autumn meal.
Jusayin.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:25, archived)
# THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:22, archived)
# I've been waiting all my life for a
Fall fashions compo
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:34, archived)
# i no rite
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 20:23, archived)
# weird pub signs
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 18:31, archived)
# my brain wants Useless Machines
Option 1

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 2:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 2:41, archived)
# Roger meekon!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 2:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 3:41, archived)
# Massive feet
Big cock, that's all I'm saying! XD
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 2:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 3:18, archived)
# Big dilemma
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 4:15, archived)
# Arf!
Seen this useful chart?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 7:38, archived)
# That is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 8:50, archived)
# Wow, that's handy.
I love The Grand Wazzoo but the other Zappa I've heard hasn't done much for me.
Will grab Apostrophe and investigate.
That's my soggy Wednesday evening activities accounted for!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Mick Jagger was an unattractive child.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:34, archived)
# WTF
Size 10 all out
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 23:45, archived)
# Yet another sighting of bigfoot
Is this your life's work?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 3:41, archived)
# You make it sound almost creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 5:42, archived)
# I'm really looking for more things mit quark und schmootsch
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 5:54, archived)
# well I've had quark
but not mit schmootscht
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 6:05, archived)
# The acidity of the schmootsch really cuts through the creaminess of the quark.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 6:54, archived)
# schmootsch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 7:32, archived)
# fictional child proportions are okay, I think
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 8:26, archived)
# Would
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Worked on this a little more
in case anyone's interested in this sort of thing. I tend to rush them and realise that taking a little more time can help quite a bit.
No chest I'm afraid :'(

Click for bigger (128 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 2:17, archived)
# maybe i don't know enough to critique it, but I will say it looks more refined and realistic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 2:36, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 8:16, archived)
# also, it looks like your sternum plank is starting to work itself out
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 2:43, archived)
# It's
Working its way out, it turns into a pencil out my bum. Bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 2:54, archived)
# So basically, all you've been doing the last few weeks is painting self-portraits?
Bit narcissistic, aren't you? :)

(lovely work, btw.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 3:28, archived)
# No one to sit for me : (
And I don't want to paint from photographs, I'm not letting that stop
me from learning though. I'm aware how it looks, but you got to just crack on sometimes
lemons and lemonade etc.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 3:49, archived)
# You should give yourself a big rhino horn
assert your dominance
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 5:54, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 21:49, archived)
# The things you can pick up on a flight these days.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:35, archived)
# oh man, just typed ebola into google image search. some seriously grim photos in there :(
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:40, archived)
# Yeah.
I wouldn't recommend that.
Edit: I would recommend stopping commercial flights to and from infected areas though. well mainly from.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:42, archived)
# last plane I was on didn't even have any quark und schmootsch
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:46, archived)
# it's getting harder to find
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:50, archived)
# It's because it has no echo
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:51, archived)
# ha ha fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 2:05, archived)
# I aim to please
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 3:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Victor-ian
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Heheh
"4291"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:52, archived)
# Why aren't you at your post?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:54, archived)
# "4292", and so on
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:14, archived)
#
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Toastbrot-mit-Quark-und-Schmootsch.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:29, archived)
# Quark-und-Schmootsch
Quark-und-Schmootsch
Quark-und-Schmootsch
Quark-und-Schmootsch
Quark-und-Schmootsch
Quark-und-Schmootsch
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:41, archived)
# Oh, maybe it does have an echo after all
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 0:00, archived)
# ECHO OFF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 5:55, archived)
# CARROT SAUSAGES

I need a new mouse
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:22, archived)
# I DEMAND MORE ANIMALS SHAPED LIKE VEGETABLES
I DEMAND IT, I can't make you do it... BUT I DEMAND IT... but it would be nice to add abit of colour to this weeks compoetititions as its all black n white n grey n some shades inbetween I DEMAND IT
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I forgot about this

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:35, archived)
# Will fruit do?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:41, archived)
# aye it'll do lad it'll do lad
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:54, archived)
# Blackveg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:21, archived)
# ha hah
i love tehis more than one should
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:18, archived)
#
SKUG FIRE
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 7 Oct 2014, 22:14, archived)
# burn baby burn
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:19, archived)
# you DO!
That looks nothing like a sweet delicious pear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Sausage is a vegetable
right?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 8:52, archived)
# While this runs I imagine the theme to "black beauty" playing in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:41, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:20, archived)
# Well that's the best carrot pig I've seen for quite some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:38, archived)
# thanks
I DEMAND MORE!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Always thought it was just a little crown...

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:09, archived)
# SAUSAGES
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:15, archived)
# CARROTS
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:17, archived)
# TWELVE SAUSAGES
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:18, archived)
# HALF A PIG
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:19, archived)
# SOLD
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 0:10, archived)
# haha yes. looks out of place
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Oct 2014, 6:35, archived)
# Helloooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:48, archived)
# "How shall we Flan off, O Lord?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Early gayshift greetings!

fuck
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 18:42, archived)

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