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# McMad
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Is that freebase hiding in the background?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:16, archived)
# FUCK! Please don't say things like that
Now I just wanna go back and add him :(
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:17, archived)
# Looks like the top of his head on the right
And do add him in!!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha FUCK me it does and all!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:22, archived)
# You was right! (you made me do it!)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:36, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:38, archived)
# FUCK
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:51, archived)
# This^
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:13, archived)
# There he is
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:13, archived)
# All the FUCK, all the time
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Served and Fucked
(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 1:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:22, archived)
# This WILL be in a museum someday.
(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slide this in here...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:44, archived)
# I cant believe it's n.....
meh
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:48, archived)
# beh
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:50, archived)
# heh!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:25, archived)
# TIMMEH
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:03, archived)
# I want to see a tube of Lubri-CAN!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:25, archived)
# nevermind -- make that Lubri-CAT
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:53, archived)
#
Lubri-CUNT
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:09, archived)
# Marlon Brandow
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:19, archived)
# He'll get off on a technicality.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:35, archived)
# : )
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:41, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
Perfect
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:18, archived)
# I remember that episode of Top of the Pops...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:18, archived)
# ye gods
teh bastard
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Country Life, you'll never put a better bit of butter on your wife

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 23:02, archived)
# He was just saying it with flowers!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:38, archived)
# he has allergies!
scary how easy it is to get to the prime minister though
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:50, archived)
# Hilarious how he just walked to the car by himself after!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:51, archived)
# The guy in the Tshirt could've had ebola!
*lives in hope

Edit: not that I wish any harm to the chap in the Tshirt (even if it was shit)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:00, archived)
# No bodily fluids were exchanged :(
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:02, archived)
# :'(
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:09, archived)
# ...that we know of
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:25, archived)
# Don't judge others by your own standards...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:04, archived)
# when a man you've never met before suddenly gives you flowers
he wants a shag
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:18, archived)
# He was just cutting down his travel time with a speedier route.
(also: Leeds! Leeds! Leeds!)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:25, archived)
# damn right it was an obvious breach!
What was that cock doing outside his box anyway!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:26, archived)
# boxes for cockses?
intriguing AND arousing!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:27, archived)
# I hope whatever Mr Cameron pickpocketed is quickly returned to the innocent member of the public (who is obviously a Trustifarian).
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:10, archived)
# I hope you're not suggesting that this was actually a clandestine drug deal.
Even though it obviously was.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:13, archived)
# You're probably right - it was likely 16oz of Triple Sod.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:22, archived)
# I always jog in jeans and a band t-shirt
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:47, archived)
# and here I was thinking that most joggers in london held a kitchen knife straight out in front of them
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:47, archived)
#
Leeds
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:39, archived)
# TERRORIST!
(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 1:47, archived)
# I opened a shop today


Not photoshop! If yr in London, come by and see it: 77 Stroud Green Road, N4 3EG. It's open for the next two weeks.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:38, archived)
# brill!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Do you do sliders?
and swings?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:59, archived)
#

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:41, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:01, archived)
# This is modern art I can appreciate
Satirical, reflecting modern society, and not some cheap shit knocked up in an afternoon by some overhyped luvvie.

Edit : Oooh, articles!

www.scotsman.com/news/uk/satirical-company-offers-kids-pocket-money-loans-1-3583463

www.moneywise.co.uk/news/2014-10-26/payday-loans-service-aimed-children-launches
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:00, archived)
# i am dying of hangover
if this is funny, please explain how and why as i'm having a low wattage brain day
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:12, archived)
# If you read the articles, they'll explain
It's satire!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:07, archived)
# ah, right
i'm still oozing booze fumes
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 16:15, archived)
# sterling effort
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice. I hope you get lots of amusing outrage from morons.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:24, archived)
# you'll rage
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:30, archived)
# "Ha! Ha!"
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:07, archived)
# Haha, nightmarish.
I actually did an advert based on this type of scam for the inside of the shop.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 22:17, archived)
#
Fantastic :D
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:42, archived)
# Fantastic.
You enter the B3ta Hall of Fame.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:46, archived)
#
Hahaha, utterly fantastic!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Compo it!!
Looks like it fits into the "Naughty Shop Challenge" to me. :D

Great work...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:12, archived)
# I do love this!
You do realize you're going to enable certain kids to become cocaine kingpings.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Everybody wins!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:52, archived)
# \o
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:45, archived)
# fab
stuff =)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 22:00, archived)
# Any customers or reaction so far from passers by?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 23:35, archived)
# O_o Junior's unisex hair salon?
Srsly?
(, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 1:52, archived)
# i wonder if this happens in more common gardens...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:28, archived)
# Yes
but they're usually right above the butterfly's arse
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Therefore Repaint
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 10:55, archived)
# I think Chedge has joined the priesthood
Holy Moley!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:03, archived)
# So who's Chedge when he's at home?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] buy one oven glove, get one free!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 10:38, archived)
# I would seriously like to have a pair of these
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:53, archived)
# hands ?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:27, archived)
# it's that time again, have we all grown our hair accordingly?
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:20, archived)
# Shit, I forgot all about it!
There's still time to put some double sided sellotape on the back of my head and roll around on the floor of the local hairdressers for a bit...
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:51, archived)
# I can't decide
I'll have to mullet over for a bit.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Glad to see this "jogger" representing
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:23, archived)
# Yes

but it's more of a skullet
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 5:24, archived)
# blistering barnicles!!!!
:D
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 7:11, archived)
# Clearly, she has her knockers.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 7:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 7:49, archived)
# The subject matter rather puts one in mind of
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 8:26, archived)
# toapy tit wank
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:14, archived)
# If this doesn't get FP'd hard the mods are cunts
jinx \o/
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Mod baiting is a banhammer offence
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 15:01, archived)
# SPANG!
Woo!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:51, archived)
# This post was a waist of thyme
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:18, archived)
# GREAT PUN DUDE :)
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:54, archived)
# You've caused me sadness : (
And don't call me DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 18:51, archived)
# That reminds me
I need a wank
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:49, archived)
# We all need that.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 20:03, archived)
# Not a fan of puns, sorry
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 0:48, archived)
# I'm hungry, I dont know if it's because of this post
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 2:26, archived)
# I'm not even remotely sorry
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Why the hell am I pooing ears?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:16, archived)
# I dump pee along here
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:17, archived)
# well that's a wrap
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:18, archived)
# OBV
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:28, archived)
# standing in the shadows at the end of my bed
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:30, archived)
# having a vowel movement
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:32, archived)
# No reason.
Image
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Well, quite.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:28, archived)
# Where we're going...
.. we don't need eyes to see
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 7:27, archived)
# it's ok, he has eyes
in the FP place.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:48, archived)
# I love envangelist churches
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 6:35, archived)
# <a href
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:48, archived)
# aye aye
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 0:35, archived)
# grrrr
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:59, archived)
# YOU. You go sit in the car and think about what you just did.
Meanwhile, this.

(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 1:18, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3us1bMwlUVM
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 4:18, archived)
# That's cool.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Eat on time with the new Ramadan-a-ding-dong alarm clock
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:01, archived)
# Genius
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 8:21, archived)
# Made my first gif
Birdpoop on Make A Gifmake animated gifs like this at MakeAGif
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:39, archived)
# I like this :)
But where can I make one like it?!
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:45, archived)
# umklikindis
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:12, archived)
# I am not on this
I am disappoint.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 1:46, archived)
# I like your cat a lot
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:51, archived)
# Thank You
its the beginning of gif time for me
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 13:46, archived)
# very nice
...and sorry for posting right over your first gif there
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:02, archived)
# lovely
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 4:19, archived)
# Haha!
Nice.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:41, archived)
# Bit of retro Sunday fun
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:03, archived)
# Too Broon!
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:07, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Ouch !
hoo deh yer like them apples
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:14, archived)
# Greetings
Ages ago I recall someone posting an alternative version of "right said fred" - it was very sweary & made me titter a lot - can anyone point me in the right direction to finding it again?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:36, archived)
# try /talk.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:46, archived)
# Fur-Q
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:53, archived)
# Uzi like a metal dick in my hand
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:23, archived)
# Uzi Lover.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Bloody hell well found sir
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:01, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:03, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:04, archived)
#

(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:28, archived)
# From the "where to hide an elephant" challenge
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:07, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:22, archived)
#

(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:52, archived)
#

(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:11, archived)
# ohhh fuck that's disturbing
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:31, archived)
# poor girl
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:01, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/links/1067085/
also, I found this amazing site:
www.google.com
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:44, archived)
# That google.com site you found...
how did you find it?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:00, archived)
# AskJeeves.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Splendid
Thanks for that
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 6:57, archived)
# This one?
youtu.be/AFRdzFjnUiE

Although he seems to have self-censored it.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:45, archived)
# That's the one
Thanks!
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 6:56, archived)
# ??
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:47, archived)
# I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you fucking utter cunt face. Right?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:37, archived)
# Needs more Beh
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:33, archived)
# This work of art died to make room for this post!
www.b3ta.com/board/11107994

I think a moment of silence is called for.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:50, archived)
# I posted in that thread
I POSTED IN THAT THREAD
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:32, archived)
# ALSO:
does anyone remember the PS plugin for adding animated waves/reflections to images?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:39, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:48, archived)
# yeah it was sqirlz water reflections
but it's not a plugin by the looks of it.
Also, the cnet download came loaded up with 6 additional pieces of shitty foistware.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:54, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:59, archived)
# 6 ADDITIONAL PIECES
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:01, archived)
# 6!!!!
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:15, archived)
# o hai 2008
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:31, archived)
# beh
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 0:17, archived)
# IT WAS FOR A FUNNY JOKE ATOMIC
DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 0:18, archived)
# oh mofo
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 0:56, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 1:28, archived)
#

(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 21:59, archived)
#

(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:13, archived)
# SHEXY
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Life is good.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:39, archived)
# More power to her
but they look like they could do with some support.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:52, archived)
# o/
I volunteer.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 23:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:42, archived)
# doughed rage
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:45, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 0:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 1:19, archived)
#
bols
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:47, archived)
# Did you make this?
Because I've seen it before, on the internet.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 0:19, archived)
# I drew it from inside my head using potatosoup
despite it being a disgustingly generic image

I was going to draw something more epic

with animation

but then I realised, people would think I found it on the internet.

So now I have drawn something that already exists and it looks like something that was found on the internet but it isn't because it looks like something it was found on the internet.

So I cry a little.

;.;

Like that.
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 7:18, archived)
# i can help
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 8:05, archived)
# Found it
(, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:02, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 20:37, archived)
# Wee!!
I just realised Use 3d max and  asdf.us/im
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Is this Horace Goes Skiing on the Xbox One?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:54, archived)
# Or Gene Simmons' World Tour on the VIC-20?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:55, archived)
# Both!
I think!
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:16, archived)
# If there were a tongue slope
I would obviously ride it, but I would be scared.
I would wonder how it would feel on my cheek.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:48, archived)
# Bum cheek?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 19:59, archived)
# all my cheeks
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Dun a pumkin :o)


Not often I get beyond the "jagged teeth and triangular nose" stage, but there's a template for this been doing the rounds and I thought I'd have a crack at it.

Quite pleased at how it turned out.

The Guide. Didn't have the full range of tools - made do with a corncob holder, sharp knife and potato peeler (p.plus drill, obvs).

Might try and take out a bit more of the flesh and sharpen it up over the next day or so. We'll see.
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 16:55, archived)
# Very nice
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:30, archived)
# This^
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:11, archived)
# Aces :)
Won't it be all dried out saggy and wrinkly by Friday?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:35, archived)
# Dunno this is new territory for me!
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:37, archived)
# Never mind that, what about the pumpkin lololol
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:51, archived)
# Won't we all?
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:52, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:48, archived)
# It looks a lot like
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 16:43, archived)

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