I've designed a new card for Clintonsto replace the one they have just withdrawn.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:19,
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With one major differenceYour version is actually funny. Their version is two quid of crap.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:57,
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Ha haReminded me of this: gu.com/p/43pt6
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El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:18,
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i never forgave them for shutting down bubblegumclub
jellyhead was my favourite bubblegum bod
(jellyhead was my favourite bubblegum bod
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:59,
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dance yourself
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:50,
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as i've never paid attention to jagger, i feel unqualified to comment on your moves Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:01,
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OddlyI've only just noticed the pedestrian in the background who impacts upon my mighty pelvis repeatedly.
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:04,
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it's too brown and it reminds me of the shining for some reason
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:54,
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because it looks like a hotel corridor, perhaps? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:56,
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no, it's because just out of camera shot Rob Lowe is being fellated by someone in a bear costume
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:59,
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If no one is making that happen right nowyou're not the site I fell in love with B3ta.
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:00,
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it wasn't a bear, it was a....um......i mean, yes, someone..... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:02,
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Nigel from Warrington wants to swap his Betterware mop for a Minky rotary dryeror a punch in the face
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:24,
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if it ain't where's your head at, i ain't watching Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:08,
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that's the only monkey-related music thing worth watching Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:29,
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Dance, monkey, dance!www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bOlBAdPcrI
(Warning : Contains traces of Ricky Gervais)
((Warning : Contains traces of Ricky Gervais)
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:59,
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say hello to my squeegee friend
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:44,
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I was going to say something clever like thatBut I didn't wanna!
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Frogbeat,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:45,
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"say hello to my little frond" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:45,
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say hello to my FACEMOP 
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:49,
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FUKKEN SOMBRERO GALAXY!
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:23,
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:42,
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is that the tide mark nebula? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:31,
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Maybe, it does seem to contain vast amounts of spume
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:35,
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like a chavvy bird on a sunday morning Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:42,
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Front page images have to be 400 px. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:44,
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It never was. I'm just bored. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:52,
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This is either 400 picts or I've finally managed to hit the post character limit
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:02,
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Just 369, apparently :( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:04,
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so many skulls, so little time... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:32,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Personalised Christmas Cards"){kind=small}
worst beastie boys cover ever drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:34,
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Dirty Harrypubic heir to the throne
( Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:28,
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I would 'like' this But fun sponge, dogfingerer, Goderator would have a go at me. I did see that they said that you weren't very good. Bit like saying Michael Jackson can't moonwalk :)
( Ninj,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 19:20,
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If Pedro was a mod, he'd never let this happen.PEDRO 4 MOD
TOAST FOR DAY PEDRO FOR GAY
(TOAST FOR DAY PEDRO FOR GAY
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:14,
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Maybe HT could ask Rob to make this happen. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:55,
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your campaign is doing more than an email from me could ever do HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:27,
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I don't think firebombing the orphanage was really necessary though
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:39,
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Doubt it.I'm guessing he keeps the mods as the hands-off supervision of the place, so he's hardly likely to listen to us mere posters. Could you give him a buzz anyway?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:50,
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I'm have printed loads and I'm putting them where I can
Frogbeat,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:57,
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hope and change
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:39,
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and no Hitler on a FUCKLIFT.(hey,that's an idea)
Oops.
Bindun by atomic.
:/
(Oops.
Bindun by atomic.
:/
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:48,
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you make me sick*leaves b3ta forever*
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:40,
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I've come back just to sayThanks for your input but I'm out of here
( Frogbeat,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:58,
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I'm confusedWould Would Would Would
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:02,
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hahafaceswaps were so much better back when I were a lad. I don't know why I keep coming back to tell all you young uns ;)
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Q4nobody,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:27,
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Aye, they were all in black-and-white back then. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:53,
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new Bond villain revealed!
driven mad by a monkey eating his brain, Sean ConneryBond returns to fight Daniel CraigBond for control of the worlds bananas
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 8:50,
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Yawn bindunWoo! :) can't think of anything funny to put. No change there blah blah...
( Frogbeat,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 8:53,
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feeding time at Edinburgh zoosomewhere in the Bahamas
Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 9:04,
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Bananas in BahamasI can't be bothered to delete this
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:54,
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now that's a Bond title and song we can all get behind HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:09,
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jeebus!:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:58,
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He's looking very smart. Is he Natty King Cole? Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 6:16,
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hello, you're back are you?hurrah, that makes up for the fella that just left :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:10,
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I'm bored of here.You wont miss me, but i'm not the only one buggering off. The site owners couldn't give two squirts of piss about B3ta any more, and most of the good posters left ages ago. I've been here years, and recently it's the first time I've been able to check the site Monday then Wednesday and see the same shit on the board. B3ta is dead unfortunately, and i am very sorry.
( DirtyArse,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 3:21,
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who wouldn't go for happy walks in such a smashing hat HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:28,
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all these years and never read the FAQ?thanks for stopping by
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 5:37,
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sorry to hear thatIf you haven't gone already, may I ask why you didn't post more pictures? Not a dig, genuinely interested why you didn't (for me heavy workloads are usually the problem).
Board members contributing is the only thing that will keep the pages turning, be it through posting their own images or w/y/h'ing other peoples stuff they like to encourage more. We do only have ourselves to blame for the site not showing what we like to look at.
Also, what do you think Rob and the other original staff should be contributing? I joined this place because I liked what everyone was doing and the variety that came with so many different minded people, not just the person who came up with the format/posted the newsletter/whatever it is Rob does/did.
Happy travels, feel free to pop back any time.
(Board members contributing is the only thing that will keep the pages turning, be it through posting their own images or w/y/h'ing other peoples stuff they like to encourage more. We do only have ourselves to blame for the site not showing what we like to look at.
Also, what do you think Rob and the other original staff should be contributing? I joined this place because I liked what everyone was doing and the variety that came with so many different minded people, not just the person who came up with the format/posted the newsletter/whatever it is Rob does/did.
Happy travels, feel free to pop back any time.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 8:25,
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Have a ganders further down.Plenty of constructive technical suggestions on simple things for Rob to do to help the site regain some of its old spark.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:33,
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hello fella, I'm not sure I follow about b3ta having a successful advertising stream and whatnot. To me this place has always been about the everyday users just slapping up pictures for shits and giggles, not the people that created the framework leading the artwork. And I think that's what Rob intended.
Getting advertising money always goes down like a lead balloon full of Pact coffee, we don't want this place being run by investors. Although obviously it would be nice to see the occasional prize for the image challenge.
As monkeon and many other people have said, social media has reduced viewing numbers and attention spans everywhere. A lot of people prefer to just watch Twitter than pick up a pen or mouse and attempt the slow painful task of photoshopping something, especially when they think it will be received with silence or abuse instead of the jovial w/y/h :D of old.
But it's good that people complain, it shows they care. The only solution I can think of is do a picture and post it up to try and start a ball rolling. You never know, your next picture could be the next fucklift meme ;)
(Getting advertising money always goes down like a lead balloon full of Pact coffee, we don't want this place being run by investors. Although obviously it would be nice to see the occasional prize for the image challenge.
As monkeon and many other people have said, social media has reduced viewing numbers and attention spans everywhere. A lot of people prefer to just watch Twitter than pick up a pen or mouse and attempt the slow painful task of photoshopping something, especially when they think it will be received with silence or abuse instead of the jovial w/y/h :D of old.
But it's good that people complain, it shows they care. The only solution I can think of is do a picture and post it up to try and start a ball rolling. You never know, your next picture could be the next fucklift meme ;)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:23,
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I'd be interested to know why people who actually make stuff leave.I've seen Sheep express that he can't post stuff with the restrictive gif size limit, for example. That could easily be changed.
Ultimately, I'd say /board needs to focus on people who make pictures, not lurkers. Photoshopping jokes isn't a fashionable hobby nowadays (the kids make videos), and it is good to have a place where people who share your hobby hang out.
If you focus on lurkers, then you start adding things like down vote buttons, and that takes away the encouraging environment which is what made this site stand out - people don't want to be told their work is shit, offensive or they are a spamcunt, they want to play and find out what works.
Focussing on getting lurkers subscribing to the Twitter feed seems sensible - presumably that is where most of them have gone already - and the more users on that, the more an fp is 'worth' (though I'd quite like it to post higher voted popular posts, too).
(Ultimately, I'd say /board needs to focus on people who make pictures, not lurkers. Photoshopping jokes isn't a fashionable hobby nowadays (the kids make videos), and it is good to have a place where people who share your hobby hang out.
If you focus on lurkers, then you start adding things like down vote buttons, and that takes away the encouraging environment which is what made this site stand out - people don't want to be told their work is shit, offensive or they are a spamcunt, they want to play and find out what works.
Focussing on getting lurkers subscribing to the Twitter feed seems sensible - presumably that is where most of them have gone already - and the more users on that, the more an fp is 'worth' (though I'd quite like it to post higher voted popular posts, too).
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:19,
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the ones I've kept in touch with changed job and/or had a family that made being online so much awkwardI agree the gif limit is restrictive and feels old (especially if we want to be in any way a cutting edge comedy site!), but I've never understood why not just post a thumbnail and link to Youtube?
the main problem with saying 2mb gifs are ok is when that is applied to every throwaway reply gif or a dance party happens with 100 replies.
(the main problem with saying 2mb gifs are ok is when that is applied to every throwaway reply gif or a dance party happens with 100 replies.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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Moving the "I made this" videosfrom /links to /board would perhaps be a solution. I like the idea of an all-encompassing "I made this" board, anyway.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:02,
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CDC thread 3 trillion MB! I would bloody love a 2mb gif rule. But as a thread starter. But as you said I could do one and link it.
( Frogbeat,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:31,
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I can't imagine why people who make stuff leaveThere's no-where else I could post my crap - nor get the inspiration/image challenges to make it.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:42,
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and they make you feel so welcome!
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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:17,
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I find the size limits difficultsometimes, and losing B3tards was a blow. I know it is my fault, but I lost a lot of work there; I changed computer a few times and lost the origionals, but could always link to them on B3tards. Now they are gone forever. Not the biggest tragedy the world will ever see, but mattered to me because I don't post anywhere else but here.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:21,
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Oh, thanks for thatalthough some of the links ask me for money, which I do not have.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:50,
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Click the link and then click the blue circle around a date.The money thing is just fundraising and not part of that site's content - you shouldn't have to pay to see anything.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:00,
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Clevah!Ta muchly. Got a few back.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:34,
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Good postMy tupenny's worth, as a previous frequentish and criminally underrated poster who now almost never posts anything, is very much as HappyToast said - I've changed job and I've got damn all time free at the minute at all, which is exacerbated by working in an open-plan office where photoshopping (well, gimping) things wouldn't go down at all well even if I can't do anything while compiling anyway. Back in the past I was in an office shared with one or two people, a wall to my back, and no-one who'd care checking what I was doing while things were compiling or running.
I totally agree I wouldn't spend time trying to appeal to the lurkers. Those like me are lurkers for a reason - grown too fat, too old and too tired - and that's unlikely to change; and others are unlikely to swap from lurking regardless. Any that do, I'd suggest would have been likely to at some point anyway.
We could do with changing the colour scheme, having a board that's more searchable (search is a perennial issue on B3ta), having a board of variable length that we can set ourselves, and having collapsible threads. Since no-one seems to be maintaining the codebase though, that's unlikely to happen. (If the keys could be opened, I'm sure some on here are good enough at whatever the hell the backend is written in - PHP would be my guess - that they could get something better hacked together. But the keys won't be opened not least because, for whatever reason, Rob doesn't give a flying fuck about B3ta anymore and robtoo hasn't been spotted in a long while too. I've no idea if anyone else would ever have had access.)
(I totally agree I wouldn't spend time trying to appeal to the lurkers. Those like me are lurkers for a reason - grown too fat, too old and too tired - and that's unlikely to change; and others are unlikely to swap from lurking regardless. Any that do, I'd suggest would have been likely to at some point anyway.
We could do with changing the colour scheme, having a board that's more searchable (search is a perennial issue on B3ta), having a board of variable length that we can set ourselves, and having collapsible threads. Since no-one seems to be maintaining the codebase though, that's unlikely to happen. (If the keys could be opened, I'm sure some on here are good enough at whatever the hell the backend is written in - PHP would be my guess - that they could get something better hacked together. But the keys won't be opened not least because, for whatever reason, Rob doesn't give a flying fuck about B3ta anymore and robtoo hasn't been spotted in a long while too. I've no idea if anyone else would ever have had access.)
boris the spider,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:32,
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Memes are fine, but they won't keep the place alive.The impression I'm getting is that those who could do something either can't be bothered or that the current situation suits them.
It's no good blaming twitter and facebook if this place appears moribund from the top down.
(It's no good blaming twitter and facebook if this place appears moribund from the top down.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 13:19,
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I must say that I agree!Having started to post a few images years ago and getting in to the spirit of the site more I started uni and from then on (including now I work) I just don't have the time to fire up Photoshop or paint to make anything worth posting. I'm always disappointed when I log onto /board nowadays but I do feel that people like me not actually contributing anything is also a problem. A busy bar gets busier and a quiet bar gets quieter of course. So they, whoever they are, told me when I worked in pubs at uni.
Before uni I used computers for fun, now I use them at work and I just don't want to sit in front of a screen all evening as well.
I also think as a member of 11 years, and unregistered viewer for a few years before (2001 or 2002? I can't remember when the site started!), that the internet has changed significantly since then. Back when the site started people like Joel Vietch and Jonty, among many other talented folk, were cocking about with their sites and promoting their material on here which inspired others to post and so on. This isn't meant as a slight on them but a few years down the line, maybe 6 or 7 years ago these chaps started appearing on news channels being interviewed about the internet and stuff. The people that started and really gave b3ta a kick up the arse have used it as a platform to build on and gone on to other things. With the advent of social media there seems to be fewer people around with the time or ability to knock up amusing pictures in Photoshop etc. I may not have chosen the best examples, as I say I'm far too busy now to spend large amounts of time on the internet. I'm mostly typing this to delay having to go out and be disappointed by a not-starting motorbike, but it is something I feel, with rose-tinted glasses no doubt, passionate about.
/rant over
God I'm boring.
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:05,
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Before uni I used computers for fun, now I use them at work and I just don't want to sit in front of a screen all evening as well.
I also think as a member of 11 years, and unregistered viewer for a few years before (2001 or 2002? I can't remember when the site started!), that the internet has changed significantly since then. Back when the site started people like Joel Vietch and Jonty, among many other talented folk, were cocking about with their sites and promoting their material on here which inspired others to post and so on. This isn't meant as a slight on them but a few years down the line, maybe 6 or 7 years ago these chaps started appearing on news channels being interviewed about the internet and stuff. The people that started and really gave b3ta a kick up the arse have used it as a platform to build on and gone on to other things. With the advent of social media there seems to be fewer people around with the time or ability to knock up amusing pictures in Photoshop etc. I may not have chosen the best examples, as I say I'm far too busy now to spend large amounts of time on the internet. I'm mostly typing this to delay having to go out and be disappointed by a not-starting motorbike, but it is something I feel, with rose-tinted glasses no doubt, passionate about.
/rant over
God I'm boring.
"You never know, your next picture could be the next fucklift meme"
noooooooooooooo, for pity's sake noooooooooooooooo
i've never been a high volume poster, work, laziness etc. means even less time to make images than i used to have, but every now and then i nip back and add something and this'll probably continue as long as i'm able
personally i found fuck/flan unfunny/uninspired/repellent right from the start, ditto fucklift, and the sheer volume of them has made me less inclined to even lurk, maybe that's just me, i'm sure others find them funny/inspired/attractive given their prevalence
b3ta also seems less fluffy these days
/sigh
(noooooooooooooo, for pity's sake noooooooooooooooo
i've never been a high volume poster, work, laziness etc. means even less time to make images than i used to have, but every now and then i nip back and add something and this'll probably continue as long as i'm able
personally i found fuck/flan unfunny/uninspired/repellent right from the start, ditto fucklift, and the sheer volume of them has made me less inclined to even lurk, maybe that's just me, i'm sure others find them funny/inspired/attractive given their prevalence
b3ta also seems less fluffy these days
/sigh
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:14,
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FUCKLIFTS are JUST for Friday's. Friday's are normally quiet. Always have been
Frogbeat,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 14:45,
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I agree on Fuck and FlanGone on way too long. The Fucklifts are fine, but with so little else posted they do seem more than they are. I can't really complain because my stuff is only borderline B3ta anyway, but I like to think a nice little diversion from the norm.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:09,
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hah, i'm the oppositedon't get the fucklifts thing (soz atomic/frogbeat), but a good freebase makes me laugh
(
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 15:42,
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i do like your images
to me they recall b3ta of old when there'd be a fair smattering of artwork that took real effort/skill
plus there's the fun of finding the curly hair
(to me they recall b3ta of old when there'd be a fair smattering of artwork that took real effort/skill
plus there's the fun of finding the curly hair
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:14,
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That is very kindThere are a few people who do art on here still; Atomic, JP Gruntfutock, Twisted O and Shaz, to name but a few. I love the mix, when B3ta is rolling. The 'shoppers, the art, and yes the Memes.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:18,
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The best way to destroy a meme is with a new meme.I'm not keen on fuck/flan, but forklifts are basically a one-word-challenge, and they usually do lead to some interesting stuff.
Short term memes are usually really fun to join in with - standing cat was the last I can think of, though.
(Short term memes are usually really fun to join in with - standing cat was the last I can think of, though.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:45,
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/o/ Yay! Go FUCKLIFTS! /o/I don't care if anyone doesn't get what FUCKLIFTS is all about. I do it for my own amusement. If others follow and make it a meme, then it should be treated like every other meme. You choose to join in or simply complain about it. Most of the complainers are are pretty brainless, sitting on the sidelines complaining because they're either not creative enough to incorporate a forklift and/or Freebase into a picture, or they can't think of anything to create to make themselves and their cliques happy. I hear complaints about every meme. It's usually by the members of Talk who've gone tired of saying "Prick" and venture over to the board to bitch about the current meme. I'm not on the board all day. They have plenty of time to make the things that they want to see. Lazy bitchy cunts, the lot of them. Fuck 'em. Nothing they say will ever influence what I'm doing.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:32,
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The lack of limes right now is making me sad.
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:49,
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The lot of them.(and there's a lot of them)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:34,
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:)this is pretty much my attitude to b3ta. the fucklifts thing didn't really do much for me, but other people were amusing themselves posting them so that's fine. equally, i know freebase/flan aren't everyone's cup of tea, but i find them funny so i'll keep on doing them...
( alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 17:23,
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Thank you for the 343 posts of yours which made b3ta so great back then.
(
Shlvng,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 9:04,
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and carefully spread those posts over almost 12 years, as well as that one bonus reply to someones QOTW postWhy, according to b3ta search in the last 2 years alone they had 3 image posts: a re-post, the same re-post, and something else that may have just been a screengrab. We'll never see quality and quantity output like that again, b3ta is clearly doomed by this turn of events.
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:38,
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Steady on...The site used to be SO GOOD, they liked nearly 2 pictures a year...
And posted a spam link as well.
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:57,
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And posted a spam link as well.
you'll. never. leave!!
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 9:59,
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I tried but the lack of exercise in pressing F5 brought me back Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 10:55,
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I know a guy who works at the Potato Addiction Institutehe may be interested n this
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:04,
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This is good to know, that people are concerned in this manner.
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:24,
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you can see he's suffering from an extremem case of potato syphilis of the cock
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 12:29,
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when you say like, you mean sexually don't you HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:53,
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There's two ways to make mash, the right way...and the wrong way.
Let's keep doing the mash.
(Let's keep doing the mash.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:50,
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I might post this exact same messageon some forums I used to read but not really join in with.
Now... what is my password for Flashkit.com?
(Now... what is my password for Flashkit.com?
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:24,
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b3ta's perfect as it is.It's low tech, so what?
We're all much older - what can you do? Invent a time machine?
I love it!! Long as it's silly, I'M IN!!
(We're all much older - what can you do? Invent a time machine?
I love it!! Long as it's silly, I'M IN!!
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 16:10,
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/links is still pretty lively.The rest of b3ta is increasingly moribund.
(,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:34,
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I like the way I get to conversations last and feel ignored :psure, it's not what it used to be, there's less going on, people slag each other off, it's like a blackhole where pure talent goes and disappears never to be found again, there's loads of fucklifts...
but in those piles of decrepitude, there are some nuggets of gold!
just like anal sex, if you don't like doing it anymore, piss off and get yourself a nappy to wear
:D
(but in those piles of decrepitude, there are some nuggets of gold!
just like anal sex, if you don't like doing it anymore, piss off and get yourself a nappy to wear
:D
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:12,
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Thanks, just need something for my comely anus now.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 8:48,
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not surprised he has a sore throat Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 8:55,
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If Pedro was mod, he'd print this and send it to everyone. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:25,
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snowmanreacharound:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:07,
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Yay!Hello Wobbly!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 11:56,
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Make b3ta better.
Pedro 4 MOD. You know it makes sense.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:12,
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Anyone have contact details for Rob?Happy Toast for Day shift, Pedro for Gay shift.
It's almost a chant.
(It's almost a chant.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:17,
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Three votes.That's a law on Ascension Island.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:29,
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finally something we can all agree on
EDIT: GODDAMMIT ATOMIC
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:31,
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Popular movement starting here.PAY ATTENTION ROB.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:34,
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Our Lord and Saviour!HE WILL SAVE US! HE WILL SAVE US!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:36,
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if i am elected,i promise to banish all posts featuring hitler and fucklifts!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:45,
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Even comedy Hitler?You'll not be getting my vote, my lad. Even Hitler didn't propose banning Hitler.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:48,
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SIEG PEDRO! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:49,
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Hitler didn't propose banning Hitler, eh?Well, I guess you have a po...
WTF?
(WTF?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:49,
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You could do it. You could ban Hitler.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:57,
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He will have mod powers - he doesn't need guts. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:07,
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Pedro can help him.He can help us all. Unless you want to do it, in which case fuck Pedro.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:20,
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You've changed man. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:25,
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You chose Pedro.You made the bed.
Now lie in it.
(Now lie in it.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:30,
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Join us. Make it a threesome. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:33,
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I'm not voting for you now!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:49,
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I hope those are all MacBook Airs drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:52,
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I love you Pedro!Please take it easy on hitler images tho
( Shlvng,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:54,
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ok then...but every image posted MUST feature a pear
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:57,
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MORE BORING FRUITSWAPSZZZZZ drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:12,
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I thought Hitler only had one, not a pear. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:13,
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In black and white!?
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:05,
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i don't like this...........and................i'm posting yoda hitler in protest.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:12,
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Master Race, we shall be, yes. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:18,
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as if millions of jews suddenly cried out in terror drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:18,
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well, some of them might have said thatin polish
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 0:24,
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Surely not.... COMEDY HITLER?
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:00,
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*VOTES FOR PEDRO* Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:06,
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*VOTES FOR PEDRO* Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:06,
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You don't vote for kings PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:31,
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oh my Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:28,
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I'm sure I've seen those before somewhere
(
El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:33,
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lovely and clean:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:04,
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toetally Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:33,
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HELL YEAH!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sun 7 Dec 2014, 1:04,
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ยก5318008
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:59,
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Richard Burton stuck inside a balloon at a child's party./ac
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:17,
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P38-38-38-38-38 Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:33,
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Killed while suckling Avgas from their mother's nozzles.War is hell.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:41,
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Oh your're watching UFO the secret evidence on more4 atm as well then ;) hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:40,
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Might have a look-see at that... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:41,
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Achally rather good documentary been on beforewww.imdb.com/title/tt0907285/
edit some ace photos of Nazi prototypes/plans
(edit some ace photos of Nazi prototypes/plans
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:45,
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isopontastic Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:48,
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?https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=isopontastic&oq=isopontastic&aqs=chrome..69i57.388j0j9&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 20:49,
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sorry, a very weak reference... a very weak reference...
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:03,
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Ah, my bad. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:06,
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Top shop too!I bet they could've bombed the shite out of Berlin, a squadron of them :)
( Ninj,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:17,
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is the one at the front normal sized? or are the ones at the back? massive at front? tiny at back? gah!i need a sense of scale before i can guess at possible bomb damage
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:33,
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I could see making a plastic model of thisif the kits in available scales line everything up!
The perspective needs a bit of foodling if you ever go for a remake.
(The perspective needs a bit of foodling if you ever go for a remake.
tubaman,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:53,
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Paint and glue not included. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 21:56,
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I hear ya, wingwoman. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:04,
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I've gone organic
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:13,
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We have an invincible fleet! The only thing that could stop us now, is....oh bollocks. Him again. is....oh bollocks. Him again.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:18,
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nice i love your penguin
it makes such a great tag
:D
(it makes such a great tag
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:01,
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TYPenguins actually disprove the Bible. Anyone who had invented them would boast about it, but they don't get a mention.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:12,
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amazing:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:18,
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HaI was reading about ton P-38 only this morning
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:34,
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Nice-looking machines. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:40,
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Apparently...The RAF wanted to try them, but not with the superchargers or counter rotating propellers. Which was a bit like wanting a Ferrari but insisting on a 1.0 litre engine to save a few quid.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 22:48,
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Surelycounter rotating props mean two sets of spare engines and many parts? I can see that logistically that would be a problem. You can't just make an engine run backwards.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:00,
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I misread thatas 'counter rotating props man'
the most niche superhero ever
(the most niche superhero ever
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:15,
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You don't see the good he does.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:19,
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Ha haPerhaps he worked on Only Fools and Horses and rotated the counter...
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:26,
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True.I think the point was that the P38 was designed with superchargers and counter rotating props. The RAF insisted on a version with those features removed and found it wanting, cancelling their order. The U.S. then had considerable success with it as designed.
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:24,
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It was a damn fine 'planebut just a trifle over-engineered for anyone on a budget.
Edit: In the end a Mustang could do escourt and a Typhoon could do ground attack at half the price.
(Edit: In the end a Mustang could do escourt and a Typhoon could do ground attack at half the price.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 23:38,
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ahhaah Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Sat 6 Dec 2014, 19:59,
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