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# Um.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:11, archived)
# *shudders*
Eeop lad
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:36, archived)
# 'ullo Matey!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:39, archived)
# I'm in sunny brum waiting in the bar of the hotel whilst the wife slips into something more comfortable.
How's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Enjoying a lazy Saturday :-)
Birmingham, eh? I hope you've had your shots ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:53, archived)
# I may have left them a bit late...
*scratches*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:43, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Slightly unsure of my response to this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:53, archived)
# how about;
'thank you for seeing how well I take care of my minge'
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:57, archived)
# Well, that's one route to go, I suppose
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:25, archived)
# haha, what??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:19, archived)
# How does it end?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:51, archived)
# Badly
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:20, archived)
# The "Mad Arab" edition with Savile-skin dust cover goes for a mint.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:37, archived)
# This seems like the sort of PC stuff you guys are into...

(sithemong, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:23, archived)
# and
(sithemong, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:51, archived)
# Those hands are disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's shitty...
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:10, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:41, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:07, archived)
# I didn't know pet shops used that stuff....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:59, archived)
# Oh yeah,
all the time. Poodles look like afghan hounds without it.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:08, archived)
# haha...he's happy because he eats LARD
all that hacking needs fueling
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:56, archived)
# GO ON...HAVE A FAG! You might get hit by a bus tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:03, archived)
# A pint and a fight
A GREAT British night
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:28, archived)
# this
100%
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:18, archived)
# You, Sir, are a nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:26, archived)
#
There must be a wound!
No one can be this hurt
and not bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:34, archived)
# edward bums
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:41, archived)
# helvetica is an arse
(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 8:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 3:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 7:44, archived)
# oh good one haha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:05, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:37, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Lazy 2
(thespicybanjo, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 1:43, archived)
# I don't want to be pedantic* but...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism

*may contain traces of lies
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 9:26, archived)
# For example:
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Lazy 1
(thespicybanjo, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 1:43, archived)
# It's the guff of nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 1:45, archived)
# uM, YEAAHHHH, if You could um, link thaaaat.
that'd be greeeeaat...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:20, archived)
# like this
http://b3ta.com/board/11135648
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 8:43, archived)
# Oh my!!!
Hahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 13:05, archived)
# hurrah!
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:44, archived)
# I thought The Fum of all Bears II was the more superior movie
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 9:10, archived)
# Fum of all Bears?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 10:26, archived)
# it's clearly about Sears
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:07, archived)
# Lady bits? I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 10:51, archived)
# PISSFLAPS.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:00, archived)
# My Mum's dog nearly saw this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 14:50, archived)
# Mods is deads!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:25, archived)
# So is my Mum's dog, he was hit by a car this lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:49, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:06, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:04, archived)
# did lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:52, archived)
# Thnx!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:05, archived)
# Meep...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 23:32, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:05, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 1:11, archived)
# Gracias Senor Howdy!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:05, archived)
# Careful which one you get.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:35, archived)
# not unlike a trash version of that Jeff Noon dubmix poetry in Cobralingus
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:46, archived)
# Not heard of that before
I like how 90s this one is:
www.electronicbookreview.com/sites/default/files/essays/cobra3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:33, archived)
# great idea but too fragmented, never managed to read it through
I may love and enjoy Vurt, Pollen, Pixel Juice and Nymphomation a lot but I think they have more of a sentimental value. Needle in the Groove is still Best of Noon and he's unlikely to write anything as nice.
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Feb 2015, 0:40, archived)
# brilliant :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 23:11, archived)
# Genuinely wonderful
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 0:18, archived)
# too clever
by half
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 0:43, archived)
# Damn, you're good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 1:24, archived)
# A bit spookily, entering the first few words of each line
Google's autocomplete accurately finishes the line of the poem in each case.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 5:22, archived)
# Christ, you must be bored
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 9:05, archived)
# "Norovirus shall my swollen glands sleep in my handbag..."
I can't help but weep at the beauty of that line *chokes up*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 9:30, archived)
# This is clever and silly, I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:40, archived)
# Two poetry books?
Was it Byron get one free?

HONK!

/no hat, thanks to b3tards
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 7:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:16, archived)
# what the fire!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:30, archived)
# I remember being told off for this....


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(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 0:47, archived)
# *tells off*
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 21 Feb 2015, 12:08, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 20:39, archived)
# This is the second most racist thing I have ever seen.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:09, archived)
# It had to be done.
blavo!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 22:07, archived)
# You are well waxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I was gonna do "Dogs of War"...


Have this shitty thing instead.
(m.auron, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:57, archived)
# well
i like it!
(haberman is singing in the changes, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 9:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Rubbish attempt I know but hey ho
(Beanchimp, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Kim Jong Un's hairstyle is just a tribute to his favourite Streetfighter character
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:09, archived)
# :D
Nice pixelage!
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:10, archived)
# Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:14, archived)
# not sure which are his real eyes...I like the top ones
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:18, archived)
# how dare you mock supreme leader's perfectly styled eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:20, archived)
# I was chased out of North Korea :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:23, archived)
# was the Benny Hill theme playing at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:29, archived)
# Nice.
Now cunt him in the fuck!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 17:34, archived)
# haha always gets me that one :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:10, archived)
# genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:11, archived)
# My own Kim Jong is currently outdated
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:22, archived)
# Also:
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Too awesome
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:35, archived)
# Also outdated
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 18:49, archived)
# awesomely awesome
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:55, archived)
# Kitchen dictator!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 21:42, archived)
# Whats his special move?
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:16, archived)
# throwing a tantrum, pressing a button and ending the world
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 1:27, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:00, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:06, archived)
# perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:21, archived)
# Big Wooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:30, archived)
# Who did this, pointy stick?
Don't tell him, pike!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:32, archived)
# oh shit!!
don't leave the house now!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Don't drink the tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Listen to the soft purr of that biplane engine...
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:01, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] A Fridge Two Bar
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:36, archived)
# pfft!
Ah, good old /board
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:55, archived)
# Everyone gets one for free at Condor Blue
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:02, archived)
# I haven't got a Bondor Clue what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Gnunerism?
(MrMorv, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 14:50, archived)
# *groans*
I love this challenge
Well, I'm off home early.
SUCK IT BITCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:19, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt3630720/
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:23, archived)
# woo!
Boys and drugs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:41, archived)
# sure is
tricky thinking them up!
(MrMorv, Fri 20 Feb 2015, 15:27, archived)

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