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[challenge entry] "I got sunshine...(dum dum dum dum dum)....on a cloudy day"... :)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 0:43, archived)
# Ye gods. Excellent!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 1:10, archived)
# ta.............................Bob Geldof ain't so keen on it though....................he don't like Monets :(
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 6:58, archived)
# POW, right in the thinker!
Does he reckon it's a Seurat Trap?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 10:42, archived)
# Why is it never Vagabond in your pics?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 3:24, archived)
# {:-)
A vagabond-proof umbrella.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 3:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 8:28, archived)
# Awesome as ever!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 8:32, archived)
# tooooo much time and talent there!!! woo!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 10:20, archived)
# fabulous
needing that brolly today
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 10:23, archived)
# Haahaha
Excellent
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Not remotely funny...
...but it's late and I'm half pissed.

(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:51, archived)
# S-s-s-studio Line?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:56, archived)
# Old fashioned vegetables probably taste of coal and laudanum.
EDIT:
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 23:05, archived)
# Lummy!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice of ISIS to take part in this week's challenge
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:55, archived)
# Please read our pamphlet...
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:29, archived)
# needs more Fix It Felix
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:44, archived)
# Kenny Everett's Captain Kremmen was ace, wasn't he?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:50, archived)
# He vanished once his creator switched from ITV to BBC.
Cartoons featuring a stiff-nippled Carla were never going to fly with the Director General.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 23:03, archived)
# More's the pity...
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 2:08, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:57, archived)
# needs more L plate
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 23:36, archived)
# Ramses Kitchen Nightmares
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:51, archived)
# Terrible, I like it
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:51, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Hahaha. FP this now
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 23:25, archived)
# He's been shot.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 23:37, archived)
# That was farking gold.
Dunno how many people reacted the same.... but I read the caption first and I'm all "huh?" Then I scoured the picture and I'm all "huh?"

Then I read the subject line.

I am the world's clevarrest man, so I enjoy being briefly confused.
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 3:27, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 7:31, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 10:21, archived)
# Pharaoh nuff! that joke sphinx!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 10:39, archived)
# I know ... I want my mummy !
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 11:19, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 11:26, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 22:14, archived)
# LOL
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:59, archived)
# Is it just me or does Madge returning to Neighbours remind you of someone....
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:18, archived)
# I think King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden looks like Jim Broadbent
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:25, archived)
# or Harry Enfield's "you don't want to do it like that" character
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:38, archived)
# I think Camilla Parker Bowles looks like a horse.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:32, archived)
# ;)


(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:03, archived)
# harrison FUCK
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:14, archived)
# LIFT
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:26, archived)
# FUCK NO :(
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:23, archived)
# needz moor artz
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:26, archived)
# Let me just hook up my phone to the TV
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:31, archived)
# Trans mission
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:00, archived)
# Very nice by the way :-P
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:37, archived)
# Clever :)
but needs less Orville the duck...
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 19:46, archived)
# needs more lurking
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:02, archived)
# how long did that take?
woo btw
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:20, archived)
# 2 hours
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:51, archived)
# Beautiful.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:29, archived)
# o/'
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:53, archived)
#
Very Beautiful :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:55, archived)
# *blush*
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:58, archived)
#
youtu.be/qPZ6CXuiHdQ
(Not Safe for Anyone).
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:53, archived)
# o_O
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 23:35, archived)
# wow, nice work
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 3:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Damien Hirst, you see

(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 16:44, archived)
# very clever - have a click
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 16:46, archived)
# Cheers m'dear :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 16:49, archived)
# like a scene from drunk history
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 17:17, archived)
# With guest cast Chas 'n' Dave.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 17:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Whitecaps on the Delaware
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 14:37, archived)
# Surf's up, George!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 16:31, archived)
# Most epic! *click*
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 23:27, archived)
# Thats no moog


(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:59, archived)
# i can haz better meckanick?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 14:21, archived)
# "That's not it! Pass me the Hydro, SPANNER..."
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 16:25, archived)
# ROTFLMAO, I thought you said Scanner
LOLOLOL.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 17:29, archived)
# I'll make you feel the bloody force...
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:49, archived)
# Mm-tish, mm-tish :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:19, archived)
# THE POPE DOES NOT LIKE

(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:27, archived)
# haha :D

Edit: I don't mean to be rude, I like them both, but didn't want to have
to comment twice. Now I have anyway :s
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:29, archived)
# allow me to add insult to injury by accidentally replying to your reply instead of his rather superb image mash
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 17:16, archived)
# I wasn't going to comment either
now see what you've done.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:02, archived)
# pissing down again :(
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:19, archived)
# This is dope like a pope on a rope on a slope made of soap.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 10:02, archived)
#
Can't see that without thinking of Preacher
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 10:13, archived)
# *photoshops preacher into picture*
that's enough right, I don't have to actually do it yeah?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 10:25, archived)
# "Christina!
Go check on the droopy clock harvest!"
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
# "Clock's not dry yet, leave it a few more hours."
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:09, archived)
# "your clock is pressing against my hip!"
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:17, archived)
# Attack of the killer watches.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 18:03, archived)
# clockin a feel
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Boticelli's Fountain
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 9:56, archived)
# I admit I'd have problems
chasing that down the drain
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:37, archived)
# she looks a bit flushed!!!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2015, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Runaway at the Folies Bergère.

By Norman Rockwell and Édouard Manet.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 3:43, archived)
# This has been floating around teh net for a while.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 7:01, archived)
# That's pretty accurate.
and pretty depressing.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 13:38, archived)
# Nice
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 8:52, archived)
# He's going to have to show some ID
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] New and Old
Maybe too subtle.


a clue.




(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:12, archived)
# Inspired by
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I contend that the guy was an artist...
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Napoleon complex
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:07, archived)
# Sellotape two of them together
you got yourself a fearsome spider.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:14, archived)
# Lovely stuff
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Name that tune


(I know Banksy's not old but *Banksy* is knocking on a bit)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:46, archived)
# Is it Freebird?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:48, archived)
# *holds lighter* *swigs beer*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:57, archived)
# Smack My Bitch Up?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:48, archived)
# Closest so far
Oh dear.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:58, archived)
# Sick Bizarre Defaced Creation by Austrian comedy metalheads Pungent Stench?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:56, archived)
# *toobles* *astonishes* nope.
Without wanting to make it too easy, it's not Lubricated Goat either.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:01, archived)
# My Humps
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:02, archived)
# Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
-rustle- -rustle- rustle- balloon giraffe!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:12, archived)
# The Fall - I Am Kurious Appl?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:09, archived)
# 2 words: Un. Tooblable.
Is that even a song? Pretty sure youtube contains every song ever.

Having a lot of fun listening to the guesses though.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:26, archived)
# Geoff Cape Apples Back Shot
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:17, archived)
# Need you to be more specific. The version he did with 2-Pac and the Thai Elephant Orchestra
or the Motiv-8 remix of that?

No to both.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:32, archived)
# Adam and Eve is slang for "believe"
That goalkeeper-type chap is floating, as if on air.

Therefore the song is Joey Scarbury - Believe It Or Not.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4JCehDOy54

Believe it or not, I'm walking on air...

(Question : Why are Adam and Eve depicted with bellybuttons in that pic, considering that they weren't "born"?)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:28, archived)
# Your logic is unassailable. I'd like to change my answer.
It *was* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibQV5mFE-Kk but now it's what you said.

WRT belly-buttons: that's one big damn puzzler. I'm calling shenanigans, I don't think the artist was there at all.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:03, archived)
# Soccer Dog?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 0:20, archived)
# Now you're just toying with me
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 8:22, archived)
# Is
the goalie from Yellow Submarine?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 20:55, archived)
# hello
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:01, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:07, archived)
# Martin you cunt
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:15, archived)
# About 39,500 results
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:17, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:23, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:27, archived)
# Dads
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:35, archived)
# Winston Wolf?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:52, archived)
# rip torn
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:45, archived)
# Enoch Powell
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:44, archived)
# No results found for "noel fielding is a fucking prick"
:O
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:09, archived)
# shame on you, the entire internet
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:09, archived)
# b3ta gets indexed quite fast, so
it should have one result soon.

Whilst I don't disagree with your sentiment, his last series was surprisingly good. Not that anyone watched it after the mess of the first one.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:32, archived)
# Quite proud of this one, although some jealous prick soon wanted in on the action
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:36, archived)
# Even "dapper laughs is a cunt"
only gets 8 results, surprisingly.
"piers morgan is a cunt" - 2250.

edit: "david cameron is a cunt" - 17,700, that's the one to beat.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:46, archived)
# "jimmy savile is a cunt" - 4 results
"jimmy carr is a cunt" - 6560 results

good to see people have their priorities sorted
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:50, archived)
# "Hitler was a cunt" - About 602,000 results (0.33 seconds)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:21, archived)
# thank fuck, for a moment there I thought martin was the worst person ever
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:22, archived)
# "genghis khan was a cunt"
- 1. So not much of a cunt really.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 9:37, archived)
# Easy
"margaret thatcher was a cunt" - 24000
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 9:34, archived)
# Hey! He was the best bassist the Jimi Hendrix Experience ever had!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:33, archived)
# Firm but fair.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 20:36, archived)
# This drawing style reminds me of Ben Katchor
and that is a very good thing. If necessary google him or 'Julius Knipl'.

heh heh. Knipl.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] no lols, just a Piet Mondrothko
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA... oh!
Nice that ;)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:04, archived)
# Fuck me sideways, that's a bit good
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:39, archived)
# There was a BIG Rothko expo last year at my local museum (gemeentemuseum), which normally houses the largest Mondrian collection in the world
Seeing as my dad used to work there, I grew up on Mondrian, so to speak. Rothko didn't do anything for me (I do know someone who thinks he is the shit though).

Anyway, in one room, they put some Rothkos and Mondrians side by side, to fully appreciate the different generations in abstract art - it still did nothing for me, although it was maybe 5% more interesting. Your picture reminded me of this moment.

Art and opinions eh?
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 21:54, archived)
#

(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 22:28, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 9:08, archived)
# :-P
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 10:51, archived)
# happy to have walked you down memory lane :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Look who's coming for dinner...


Click for bigger (313 kb)


Now with added Gilbert & George
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:09, archived)
# ceiling cat is watching them masticate
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:13, archived)
# oh maaaaan!
Forgot all about ceiling cat. Wanted to find a way of getting Hulk Hogan in the windows but still need to do some work before I can go home
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 17:32, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Frankly
this is one of my favorites ever.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 19:27, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 10:39, archived)
# Click for that.
Nicely done.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 3:46, archived)
# Why thank you monsieur.
Wanted to put a few bits and bobs on the table too, but ran out of time.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2015, 10:40, archived)

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