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# too subtle?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:46, archived)
# :D took a sec
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:56, archived)
# Pfffffft
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 1:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 10:17, archived)
# hmmm.... iodoflex stinging... x-rays... its all starting to make sense now.
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:00, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:12, archived)
# Needs more gangrene
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:59, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 23:28, archived)
# the jig is up!
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 14:54, archived)
[challenge entry] With thanks to Abu Hamza for the loan of his hook
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:02, archived)
# we've got the hooker, where's the booze?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:24, archived)
# I have a question
Are the Jam Butty mines still open in Knotty Ash?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:22, archived)
# they were shut down in the '80's
after cheap jam and marmalade were shipped in from the continent, putting many hard-working jam miners out of work.
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:23, archived)
# That might explain all those Ewoks in Return of the Jedi
They were all Diddy Men!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Viz
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:44, archived)
# Looks serious.
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 2:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 19:54, archived)
# hamza, kneeza and hooks a daisy
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Snail Chef
Snail Chef by Ed Clews
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 13:55, archived)
# a true gastro pod...
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 13:57, archived)
# hmm, this could do with some salt
aaiieeeee!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:00, archived)
# My daughter did an art
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:04, archived)
# snails seem popular today
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:13, archived)
# It has a teeny tiny lady on its back
called Michelle
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:19, archived)
# *spang*
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:24, archived)
# Wow, look at that.....
look at that.....
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 21:34, archived)
# Nice!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:50, archived)
# *click*
and reminded of dotmund's classic fp
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:44, archived)
# Milhouse?
(, Mon 18 May 2015, 9:41, archived)
# i am being made to wear the world's ugliest shoe
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 13:41, archived)
# paint three white stripes on the sides and tomorrow all the cool kids will want them
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 14:25, archived)
# i bloody doubt it
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 14:33, archived)
# Least it's not a croc.
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:00, archived)
# oh bloody hell, no
i think i'd rather lose the foot!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:02, archived)
# i LOL'ed
related: A friend of mine worked her way through nursing school doing late shift at a nursing home. She wore crocs because, "when people puke, I can just rinse them off later. I just wish I hadn't gotten the ones with the holes on top."
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:10, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:23, archived)
# i know, right?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:34, archived)
# chunks of carrot between the toes
>.<
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:36, archived)
# bloody hipsters
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:00, archived)
# ^jealous
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:03, archived)
# Nice and comfy though.
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:09, archived)
# yes
but i was hoping for more house of fraser than house of frankenstein!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:12, archived)
# some ppl find cripples a turn on...
so I've been told.. or maybe its that all the pr0n sites i accidentally click on have that as a major category..

either way, yeah.
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:12, archived)
# i'm not a cripple, just an idiot
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:14, archived)
# Gah.
Here's hoping it's not a long term thing and there's a full recovery...
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:19, archived)
# should be ok in a month or so
but that fucking iodoflex won't stop stinging!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:25, archived)
# Are you sure it's Iodoflex and not actually a wasp?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:21, archived)
# it's definitely not a wasp
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Show us your crusty bumhole
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:54, archived)
# flandjob
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:44, archived)
# well, it is said to be good for the complexion
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 13:02, archived)
# I thought milk was good for the bones?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 13:06, archived)
# all that calcium, innit?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Fucking hell!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 0:08, archived)
# whaaaa?!?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 1:25, archived)
# Wha? Time to watch svengoolie.
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 3:00, archived)
# Svengoolie
The testicle hypnotist.
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 3:29, archived)
# Svengoalie
''
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 3:53, archived)
# oh hai sexy lady
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 6:34, archived)
# Spunk Woo!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:28, archived)
# This happened
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:28, archived)
# eheh
blame it on the sproogie!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 9:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 10:16, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# tea drinker lolz
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 18:16, archived)
# laughed that hard i think a little bit came out...
whos the lucky devil getting teabagged?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 20:05, archived)
# part of the Gardener's World "in full bloom" series

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 17:44, archived)
# I want to see neither his seeds nor his cuttings, thanks
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 17:46, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 17:48, archived)
# How about his peonies?
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 18:20, archived)
# I hear he keeps a load of pansies round the back
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:17, archived)
# plant your brassicas in may, cover with mulch
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 17:51, archived)
# Is that his entry in the Chelsea de-flowering show?
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 18:43, archived)
# He's going to catch greenfly holding that there.
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:37, archived)
# Keeping teh /board moving with rapey TVFL thing
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:12, archived)
# penetrating
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:25, archived)
# Afternoon Smash
You all good today? :)
If you haven't seen the shark thing on BBC yet... you really need to! That's all I'm saying
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:30, archived)
# i'm not bad, ta
of course i've been watching it! thought about you about 10 minutes in! locked myself out last night, so i now owe the housing for the locksmith. still, could be worse!
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Always a drama :D
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:26, archived)
# yep
leg's stinging like a bastard again and i have to wear the ugly shoe, but it's getting better
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:55, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:26, archived)
# to make your kids go green
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:35, archived)
# FUCKed & LIFTed
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:41, archived)
#

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:50, archived)
# Why leave out the ducks head and the pugs body?
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:46, archived)
# racism
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:54, archived)
# Crikey
What happened here?
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 0:26, archived)
[challenge entry] solo!
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 10:22, archived)
# I was going to write something about Goro, but then realised the number of fingers wouldn't change.
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 10:26, archived)
# nah go on.
write it.
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 10:34, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:19, archived)
# Now, come on. Who the hell would spunk in Goro's hair?
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:18, archived)
# the fourth is strong with this one
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:10, archived)
# Augmented reality....
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 21:46, archived)
# compo it
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:25, archived)
# FP it
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:46, archived)
# I tried but the tag is too big :(
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:04, archived)
# GODDAMN IT. WILL I NEVER ACHIEVE FP??!!
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:31, archived)
# KH?
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:41, archived)
# Top fingering.
[insert inappropriate comment here] :)
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 18:19, archived)
# No politics, no celebrities, no fingers, just a dog.

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:06, archived)
# grumpy looking sod :D
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:11, archived)
# How does he chin?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:15, archived)
# Woooo oooo ooo ooooo oooo ooooo ooo oof!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:21, archived)
# Nice doggie!
*RUNS AWAY*
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:22, archived)
# Did you just smell it's arse?
I'm sure I just saw you smell it's arse!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:26, archived)
# Tongues and noses often look similar
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 23:05, archived)
#

(, Fri 15 May 2015, 23:35, archived)
# I loved playing DOOM.
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 1:29, archived)
# WAILAAPOYD? And is this actual size?
I just want to grab the fuzzy little thing by his belly and use him to buff my car paintwork... even though he has the eyes of a serial killer. :)
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 4:10, archived)
# Make sure you play the Friday game - it's wasted much of my day
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:17, archived)
# Cor, fame at last
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:24, archived)
# :)
It's a classic
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:55, archived)
# what Mofahahaha said
great to see the workings too...top job
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:06, archived)
# Four years ago, god damn
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:26, archived)
# the years GONE4EVAH
nevah2rtrn
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:32, archived)
# Real classic
11/10
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 21:52, archived)
# Ta :) turned out okay I think, in the end the resizing and optimisation covered up most of the seams and fudging.
At the time it was an exercise in doing things in cycles. So the whole thing is over 32 frames, then all events loop on 4, 8 or 16 frames, travel of one cheese piece along the belt takes 32 frames to get from one position to the next.

Here's a pic of the original layers (before I sized it down and sorted visibility on the timeline). All named so I knew when each layer should be made visible, every n frames. Good learning experience.

Shut up you fucking boring cunt
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:12, archived)
# Fan bloody tastic
The story is now complete :D
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:20, archived)
# bit needy
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:02, archived)
# Got twitter validation now, fuck all you guys, off to bigger and better things, like usv ... oh
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:14, archived)
# Welcome back
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:20, archived)
# Feels like I haven't been away
Have you done something with your hair?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:25, archived)
# *pulls trousers back up*
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:27, archived)
# My god, it's always about the raping with you, isn't it?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:29, archived)
# bEta version. Bit rapey

But it's a male politician so it's fine ;)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:10, archived)
# I doubt that this will make the front page.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:56, archived)
# newsletter subject line 664: subjlol compo
Best I've got is "It took 6 days from a Tory victory to UsVsTh3m being shut down. WE DEMAND A RECOUNT."

But better than that please.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:05, archived)
# happy friday, let's all get pissed!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:15, archived)
# This^
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:14, archived)
# And then post 'stuff' :D
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:12, archived)
# There is no 'I' in 'team', but there are two 'U's in 'go fuck yourself'.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:16, archived)
# it's pronounced "t3m"
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:10, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:17, archived)
# Entering your inbox like Johnny Depp's dogs into Australia
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:24, archived)
# no longer a passively tolerant society
you can credit that to Cameron :D
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:25, archived)
# Inside : Your chance to win your very own digital media team! (Sponsored by Mirror Trinity)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:26, archived)
# BB King commemorative edition
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:32, archived)
# Rob Manuel: Today flogging the B3ta newsletter, tomorrow the Big Issue.
Permaban in 3...2...1...
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:49, archived)
# clicks 'I like this!"
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:02, archived)
# ;-)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:52, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:13, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 20:57, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:03, archived)
# How prosthetic vaginas are set to change the shape of Britain's coastline for ever.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:54, archived)
# this country's fucked, who wants out?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:55, archived)
# och aye the noo
as we Mancs now say ;)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 19:53, archived)
# FARAGE GIVES RIMJOBS TO CLARKSON allegedly
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:58, archived)
# Forget the ellections! Just give the Queen a proper job.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 18:01, archived)
# OMG THEY KILLED BURGER KING!?!
that should be sufficiently tasteless.
(, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] He sounds like Jakie, but he looks like his shadow!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:15, archived)
# hello dave....
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:42, archived)
# His popularity soon fell off
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] was gonna do a face with fingers then remembered I'd already done one....job saved!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:11, archived)
# the lovechild of zoidberg and judge doom
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:13, archived)
# What a thumbless Stewart Lee.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:58, archived)
# Blah
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 22:40, archived)
# wil!
you're alive!
(, Sun 17 May 2015, 16:43, archived)
# I had smashed a nailbed once
Man I cured it quick
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] yummy...
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:37, archived)
# hold on a second, this hot dog's got meat in it!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:54, archived)
# just eat around it.
then we can enjoy our trip around ikea...
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:59, archived)
# :D
their veggie hotdogs are delicious, much better than the "meat" ones
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:26, archived)
# Don't get hot and flustered...
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 12:25, archived)
# Sick
needs ketchup
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:20, archived)
# I've put it under the dog.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:39, archived)
# You NAILED it


geddit?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 13:19, archived)
# You deserve a knuckle sandwich for that
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 13:39, archived)
# You deserve a tip for that
...but not from me. I had to trim my budget, due to a legal filing.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 13:49, archived)
# Did you hear about the fingers that had kids then divorced?
They filed for joint custody.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:02, archived)
# really?
I hope the courts were quick about it.
the oldest child has been so distal.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:15, archived)
# Was that Phil, Angie or the cute ickle baby one?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:11, archived)
# yeAH YEAH...
the one that would always cry on the way home?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:21, archived)
# i tell you what
that little brat could do with some carpal punishment
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:22, archived)
# I once meta carpal punishment advocate
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:38, archived)
# such funny stories
I bet you were a cute ickle jokester as a kid.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:28, archived)
# ahh feck!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:41, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahaha!
no.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:03, archived)
# digital art
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:01, archived)
# Puerile digital art.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:00, archived)
# Hot Digity Dog
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ran out of tinfoil hats :(
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:25, archived)
# :D
I mean -- :(

WOO!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 11:57, archived)
# *click*
BLAM
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:12, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:16, archived)
# pretty much :D
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:17, archived)
# top film, but couldn't shake the thought :D
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 7:07, archived)
# Yeah,
I thought that as well.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 8:56, archived)
# Hahaha
The film looks stunning! :D
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:12, archived)
# it's a lot of fun
whole thing's on Youtube here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNAAPP0a8SI
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:23, archived)
# WOW!!
Also, watched 'It follows' the other night, proper scary :)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:26, archived)
# Now that's
a tire (tyre) commercial! What drugs were they on?
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 9:50, archived)
# all of them
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] SORRY FOR THE DOUBLE POST, BUT MR. CATMAN...
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:20, archived)
# 'obligatory chihuahua picture'
*pours another one*
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:29, archived)
# also, 'yes' to your Pitr Gryphon question.
'The Family Guy' dad.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:37, archived)
# but I lied.
All I ever hear in my mind's ear is this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=67rc96joOz8
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:39, archived)
# I don't know wether to laugh or cry.
The chihuahua thing amuses me as a butch/camp friend, breeds them.
The pack behaviour of several together is hilarious, a tiny pack of camp wolves.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 3:52, archived)
# please don't cry
I am a bit like a chihuahua -- not in stature though.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 4:13, archived)
# Bald and bitey.
If I don't get around to posting an image soon, I'll be the SmashMonkey of gayshift.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 4:30, archived)
# too late. SmashMonkey is known as the MadCatMan of dayshift ;)
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 4:41, archived)
# Oh no
I suppose I'd better sleep, g'night.
(, Fri 15 May 2015, 5:02, archived)

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