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# Time for a change of career I think...


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(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 12:31, archived)
# thats uber good..
oh wait, thats the competition init..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 17:23, archived)
# It's 'Goodnight' from him and 'Do you know who I am?' from me...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 9:49, archived)
# The Hardest Man in Hull.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W02lc_PoyF0
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 11:05, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLYI3kGxYv0
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 17:11, archived)
# so it's "Do you want a fight" from him...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:39, archived)
# Had to be done
And so well
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 21:58, archived)
# Ronnie Pickling
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:51, archived)
# Haha!
Have my first shoddy attempt at using Photoshop for video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pR5CWIXub0
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 1:11, archived)
#
IT'S UNMISTAKABLY ONE OF THE GREATEST CHARISMA OF THE MOTHER NATURE.IT'S ABSOLUTELY CLEAR THAT WE CAN NEVER SURPASS OUR MOTHER REGARDING CREATING SOMETHING OF NOVEL NATURE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 4:59, archived)
#
I LIKED THIS SONG BACK IN 68 AND IT STILL ROCKS, BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE GUITAR LICK. BUT IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT. HE IS ALL TOUGH, BUT WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME T5O HAVE BULLE4TS WIZ BY HIS HEAD, HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME. FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS. EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE, IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 7:06, archived)
# Yeah, OWN IT SHITPANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 11:52, archived)
# LOOK, GUYS
NOBODY IS SAYING ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THE PICKLING PROCESS. IT HELPED OUR FOREFATHERS SURVIVE THROUGH COLD WINTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 12:21, archived)
# CN U XEPLAIN WHY PICKLED BALUT IS NSSECARY
I MEAN, IF UD JUST LET THE DAMNED THING HATCH, THERE WOULD BE MORE TO EAT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 12:37, archived)
# YOU DON'T PICKLE THE FUCKING BALUT
GODDAMMIT PEDRO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 12:55, archived)
# oh god no!
...what have I done?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:18, archived)
# I'm disappointed in you pedro
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:41, archived)
# All that progress, wasted.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 15:48, archived)
# Doing it with his bare hands. Classic Ronnie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 9:37, archived)
# 'avin a ggl m8?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UQHJX9Gsbo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 12:38, archived)
# That felt like 4chan and 9gag were both shouting at me at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:31, archived)
# ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 14:03, archived)
# Lonnie, why you no help me prickle?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 21:25, archived)
# Is it too soon?


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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:22, archived)
# hahahahaha
or it that ooooof !
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 19:46, archived)
# Hull
one way ticket.......

(lolz)
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:03, archived)
# Oooooof!
Genuinely surprised we haven't seen more of that unfortunate infant on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:28, archived)
#
unfortunate strategically placed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:31, archived)
# so bracing
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:30, archived)
# It's so bracing
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:31, archived)
# TOO SLOW DADDY-O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:53, archived)
# damn you
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:07, archived)
# weird thing is that if you exhibited this in a gallery or drew it on a pavement in chalk or did a banksy
you'd get commended for the unsettling juxtaposition of beach poster and tragedy
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:35, archived)
#
did a convinced the Guardian you were

The hagiographies they give the cunt every. single. fucking. week. are truly fucking sickening. What it tells me is this. A test for artists:

1) Do you graffitti? If (no) goto (2). If (yes) goto (3).
2) Lol. Fuck off, you fucking trust-funded piece of pig-fucking stuck up CUNT we will KILL YOU FUCKING KILL YOU by the way YOU HATE ALL WOMEN EVER cunt.
3) Are you Banksy? If (no) goto (4). If (yes) goto (5).
4) Lol. Fuck off, you scummy raping fucking woman-hating piece of CUNT we will KILL YOU FUCKING KILL YOU by the way YOU HATE ALL WOMEN EVER cunt.
5) Oh. My. God. Can I lick the diarrhoea from your arse? I know that isn't good enough for you, my Lord, but it might begin to express the deep abiding love I have for everything that your anonymous glory shits on this blessed plant oh I can't express it I love you SO FUCKING MUCH

Seriously, fuck Banksy. From what we can tell of the cunt, his story goes like this:
1) Get born with a lot of money.
2) .... Yah I'm happy, yah?
3) ... I thought we were sorted yeah like yah?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 22:53, archived)
# That feels about right for the Guardian
and the prevailing mood of those who read it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:29, archived)
# Poor Linus


apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:03, archived)
# lol, dead child
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:15, archived)
# GOODBYE FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:18, archived)
# NEVA 4GET
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:58, archived)
# we're well oerdue a good online breakdown, not enough users left to get a real strop going
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:17, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 20:48, archived)
# too soon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 22:01, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 2:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 20:32, archived)
# WoW that's pretty f'ing good!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 21:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 22:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:17, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:43, archived)
# Is that the Bear Grylls version?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 14:37, archived)
# big news

Water spotted on Mars
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:26, archived)
# Get your glass to Mars!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:38, archived)
# On the live stream I wish he would stop saying animated JIF!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:44, archived)
# It's how you pronounce GIF.
100% FACT


(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:54, archived)
# NO
NO IT ISN'T
Not listening la la la la la la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:03, archived)
# That's why I've switched to gaypegs.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:07, archived)
# And in any case, JIF is pronounced SYPH.
... as of 2000.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:11, archived)
# i fucking loved that bandwagon
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 23:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 20:48, archived)
#

Snap, Crackle & Pop
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha! fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:55, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 10:53, archived)
# Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:26, archived)
# Pfft.
Afternoon, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:52, archived)
# Arfnoon Cap'n!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:58, archived)
# I finally got it!!
you're bad bad bad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 2:18, archived)
# Somebody with skills please take this and change the name to Ronnie Pickering as this would amuse me greatly.

(strongp, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:00, archived)
# OK, did that. Now what?
(Ronnie Pickering, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:40, archived)
# Where should I send the bill?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:50, archived)
# Altered pea...
photo NewGandalf_zpsrj02euai.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:59, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 12:03, archived)
# Haha!
Gandalf you dick
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 12:03, archived)
# haha, the bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 13:19, archived)
# On good God, you bad bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
# real life groan
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:49, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:53, archived)
# Paris Hilton looks petrified here.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 29 Sep 2015, 10:39, archived)
# Haha
But unfortunately I've seen all 3 of these today by people who have apparently passed their test.
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 19:28, archived)
# She has to learn to drive...
... as she wants to visit friends in Mordor, and she can't just walk there.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 29 Sep 2015, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] on this, the day of my daughters fancy dress party...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:16, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:21, archived)
# The Goodburger!
lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 13:20, archived)
# Ahaha!
That works so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
# i think maybe putting a rubbish hat on the other guy, like a fez or something
might've made it funnier?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 14:33, archived)
# Dangly googly-eye party glasses maybe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:24, archived)
# well yes, I'm wearing them, but how will that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:04, archived)
# focus
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:11, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:54, archived)
# Going large on the fries
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 16:12, archived)
# The Blood Moon Heralds The Rapture
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:49, archived)
# well that escalated quickly :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:55, archived)
# the Velocirapture always does
every time.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:58, archived)
# i like this
i clicked "I like this!" to further demonstrate how much i like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:11, archived)
# ah, so THAT'S how you do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:16, archived)
# it's in the training manual
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:17, archived)
# I swapped by training manual for signed picture of smug man on balcony.
but then I swapped that for the table that standing cat was stood on.
it's in my shed somewhere now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:23, archived)
# thankyou
i like that you clicked i like this to show that you liked it so i have clicked i like this to show that i liked that you clicked i like this to show that you liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:31, archived)
# nope
you've lost me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:36, archived)
# Really? Oh it's quite simple really.
You know where you said that you liked it and so you clicked i like this to show that you liked it? I liked that you liked it and clicked i like this to show that you liked it. For that reason (the liking on my part of the liking on your part and your showing of that liking by clicking i like this) i clicked i like this to display my liking for the the fact that you had displayed your liking by clicking i like this.

You see? It's very simple.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 12:06, archived)
# now THIS i like.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 12:11, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:58, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 12:04, archived)
# and that's the way it is
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 12:07, archived)
# Whilst on the subject of velocirapture...
www.b3ta.com/links/1338913
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 18:12, archived)
# You silly sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 22:55, archived)
# bit late but...


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:44, archived)
#
ha ha

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 20:50, archived)
# good game lads
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 9:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 9:57, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 28 Sep 2015, 20:17, archived)
# And what I saw last night... bit disappointing
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 13:28, archived)
# Needs more blood.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 17:28, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] He was particularly fond of that hat


pea
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 4:24, archived)
# looking fabulous
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 28 Sep 2015, 4:32, archived)
# lovely
he could probably get away with that on tv too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 8:40, archived)
# That's a strong look.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:29, archived)
# that bra is a triumph!
/bra manufacturer in-joke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 15:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 4:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 8:40, archived)
# Haaaha
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 30 Sep 2015, 20:49, archived)
# Mrs Mangang's favourite regional detective.


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(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 3:47, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2015, 6:18, archived)
# Should
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2015, 6:18, archived)
# Have
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2015, 6:18, archived)
# More
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2015, 6:18, archived)
# Comments
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2015, 6:18, archived)
# Well
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2015, 6:19, archived)
# Done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2015, 6:19, archived)
# Click
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 1 Oct 2015, 6:19, archived)
# but can he juggle
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 6:38, archived)
# :D
a man of many talents
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 8:41, archived)
# hahahahahahaha, EXCELLENT!
And is that the Quo on that roof?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 10:02, archived)

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