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[challenge entry] Egyptian hieroglyphs reveal


Oh! The Adventures of Terry Wogans wig..
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 1:19, archived)
# Number two on its side, and a ski jump?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 1:48, archived)
#
SOUPY SOUPY SOUP
IT COMES IN A CAN
MAKE YOUR OWN
AND STICK IT TO THE MAN
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 2:30, archived)
# Women tend to ski downhill
Men tend to ski uphill and take the lift down
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 7:11, archived)
# Dunno
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:28, archived)
# BREAKING
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 22:46, archived)
# guftwafte
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 23:05, archived)
# superfast
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 23:06, archived)
# Nah, still set at 0.06 each
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 23:52, archived)
# "Walls!"
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 23:56, archived)
# Hitler eye dog
and the alien hand.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 0:00, archived)
# Springtime for Hitler in Germany.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 0:36, archived)
# Berlin in the the spring.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 1:35, archived)
# effed up, dood
;)
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 0:50, archived)
# Telescopic arm? ALIEN!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 0:49, archived)
# A rich seam
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 6:10, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:11, archived)
# oh, I didn't even see the fart, I was looking at the earwig
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:44, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 7:06, archived)
# Nice action
I like how her hand goes a bit T-1000
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:53, archived)
# His hat looks shopped to me
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 17:17, archived)
# ha ha!
I heard about that -- silly nikon PR folks. You would have thought that they could see the pixels
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 17:33, archived)
# very good
I couldn't believe that story when I read it earlier
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 19:01, archived)
# You're the mayor of "Shark Town".
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 21:36, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger tower
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 22:11, archived)
# haha!
But -- bigger whole-nother
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 22:16, archived)
# that head actually fits BETTER in that jacket/torso combo
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 22:39, archived)
# Jaws 3D was awesome!
awesome awful
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 11:21, archived)
# Is this from Trailer Park Boys?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 0:37, archived)
# This makes me moist
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 0:41, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:28, archived)
# Daniel, DANIEL, do you want the blue float or the red one?
You just reminded me that my boy has swimming after school!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:41, archived)
# Tell it to mumsnet
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 18:58, archived)
# is it just me
or does anyone else find his eyes a bit disturbing?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 15:34, archived)
# Constant state of anger?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 15:55, archived)
# bloody hell, that's it!
i knew those peepers reminded me of someone!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 15:57, archived)
#
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 15:58, archived)
# like kermit on crack
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 16:01, archived)
# Yes
Plus, he and the weirdly appropriately named Samantha Bond have basically the same face, which is odd. Especially since she used to play Miss Moneypenny. It's like a Bond-black hole of facial resemblance. i could copy and paste some google images to back this up but I can't be bothered. Just trust me.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 21:19, archived)
# SAME FACE
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 21:32, archived)
# oh that's creepy
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 16:03, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 21:41, archived)
# Speedo Paedo Thinking of Greedo. Or something. Nice work, Sir.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 0:39, archived)
# Ha! Excellent work!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:31, archived)
[challenge entry] booze - know you're limits


:D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Jabba should lay off the frogs?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:38, archived)
# they're very morish though :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 17:32, archived)
# Messi's let himself go :(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:56, archived)
# hah, he went Gordon Brittas
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 15:57, archived)
# Pfft :D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:18, archived)
# Why why why...
Why do people insist on consuming split-pea soup before over-indulging.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:56, archived)
# cause it's lush? :D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Expectation - Reality
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:04, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:27, archived)
# she wanted to marry andy hamilton?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 15:22, archived)
# Professor Armand Leroi
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 15:52, archived)
# Smooth!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 13:57, archived)
# oh dear
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:04, archived)
# oh FFS
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:11, archived)
# *breaks glass*
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:13, archived)
# Lke your back sack and crack amiright?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:27, archived)
# Soooooo gettin' a B&
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:29, archived)
# INR
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:30, archived)
# maybe if you just put some knickers on it, you won't get b&
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:57, archived)
# Oh dear
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:59, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 15:03, archived)
# IRL LOLs®
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 17:33, archived)
# Obvsly no mods about
Party time 8D
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 15:07, archived)
# I would like to sincerely apologise for the goatse PedroHin hacked my account :[
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:26, archived)
# Jesus Christ
have you no shame?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 19:55, archived)
# I do feel really really really dirty
:(
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 20:25, archived)
# She does wear some wacky outfits
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 12:05, archived)
# brb =)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 12:47, archived)
# Perfect!
although my now tea covered monitor might not think so...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Bloody hell!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 14:28, archived)
# Poor woman, someone get her a drink of water
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 17:22, archived)
# Shes done well for herself for been Tesco value.


(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 23:12, archived)
# All the meat will be absorbed
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 0:00, archived)
# as the actress said to the bishop...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 13:38, archived)
# Maybe its leg had just grow?
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 0:12, archived)
# sausagebird
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 1:06, archived)
# nice sig
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 7:43, archived)
# Butters did it!





(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:34, archived)
# woo and candles
funny I was just saying www.b3ta.com/links/1363937
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
As soon as I heard he was dead I had visions of the blue-faced Wogan gif
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:54, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:54, archived)
# this crossed my mind too
excellent
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 22:17, archived)
# Haha.. he fucking loved sugar canes!
Yay, it's candle time
1
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 0:02, archived)
# Get Your Ass to the Stars!!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 0:07, archived)
# Oh yes.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 7:50, archived)
# Oh Butters!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 12:47, archived)
# 8D
Merry late candles
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 12:49, archived)
# cheers :)
almost missed it myself
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 12:53, archived)
# Ha! B3TA lives!
This is most appropriate :)
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 13:41, archived)
# Pesky Vegans
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 20:48, archived)
# Nice
I met a guy I thought was dying the other day. Turns out he's a vegan!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Surely, you're a lot older than 8...

Blimey
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:06, archived)
# Yeah, I had a different account for 3 years before this one
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:25, archived)
# Did that one patiently wait in line?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:52, archived)
# Nah, I was a lurker to begin with
Then got a job in an office where I couldn't B3ta for 2 years and forgot my username, the lot. So started this account.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 22:02, archived)
# You're on fire MrD! congrats.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:08, archived)
# Mad, how it's flying by
middle kid is 8 this month!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:25, archived)
# Happy candles mate!!!
:)WOO.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:10, archived)
# Cheers Ninj
:)
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:26, archived)
# Racist
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:12, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:24, archived)
# happy candles matey
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 22:59, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:25, archived)
# more meat eaters than vegetarians eat Quorn
ยฉ amazing facts
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:44, archived)
# © is ©.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 0:07, archived)
# No self respecting vegan or vege will touch the stuff
FUCKING DISGUSTING
is what it is no be lie
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 12:51, archived)
# Seems like it was missing something...
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 0:27, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 1:30, archived)
# very nice
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
# Children of the Quo
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 11:55, archived)
# quran?
Where ever I lay prayer mat. that's my home.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 1:24, archived)
# afternoon/evening
depends when you define evening, I don't judge
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 17:01, archived)
# if its arse be dead on place posting stopped This would you.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 17:04, archived)
# Watch me get the most replies of the day.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 17:10, archived)
# <img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/84237/1453446473/faq.gif">
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 17:13, archived)
# We should have a sweepstake on which board will die first.
Bagsy offtopic.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 17:38, archived)
# I win.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 17:38, archived)
# All six of them went to the same secretB45HZ0RZ today and half an hour ago a crazed gunman burst in :(
in are hart is
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 17:43, archived)
# It's how they'd have wanted to go. Doing what they love best. Being dreary bloobloos on a moribund website.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 17:59, archived)
# Oh you big virgin dreary bloobloo you
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 4:36, archived)
# HAI
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 19:38, archived)
# Oooooh hello, you saucy, non judgmental beast
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 21:04, archived)
# Knobsacks©.
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 0:05, archived)
# du bist ein böser böser Junge!!!


Oh look another bauhaus pun below!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 15:13, archived)
# yippee-yay!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 15:16, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 16:09, archived)
# woo f
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 13:26, archived)
# Are they trying to resurrect The Wogan?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 13:38, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNYAH!!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 18:26, archived)
# mourning
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:12, archived)
# how many, strikethrough potatoes, tumours
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:19, archived)
# would you like me to floral dance for you?
it's vulcanised moleskin
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:25, archived)
# Mindpiss
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:25, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:26, archived)
# That Hi-NRG floral dance remix was a mistake
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:25, archived)
# Too slow, amigo.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:28, archived)
# ALL TOGETHER!!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 12:30, archived)
# RIP:(

(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 14:03, archived)
# I'll just leave this old chestnut here, one last time.

It's probably wandering the hills now, looking for a mate.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 18:49, archived)
# This is Wogan 2.0
(, Mon 1 Feb 2016, 0:09, archived)
#

(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:25, archived)
# Oh, Bono.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 11:28, archived)
# <3
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 10:22, archived)
# sad times
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 10:23, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 10:43, archived)
# What do points make?
Crackerjack!
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 10:52, archived)
# Another ticked off my Deadpool List
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:57, archived)
# Too soon?

Why are they dropping like flies and who is killing them?
Sads.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:40, archived)
# maybe but not quite
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:45, archived)
# Hum?
Plexiglass cock then?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:56, archived)
# yeah but you'd can't FP a link ; ) (kinda)
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:59, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:17, archived)
# Nice touch with the microphone :)

(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:21, archived)
# They'll only have to dig it up again when the accusations surface that he blanked some blank or blanks.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:21, archived)
# sexy in leather?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:28, archived)
# Wrist deep in your nan.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:32, archived)
# What don't you get about there are only 2 blanks?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:40, archived)
# If you'd ever watched the show you would remember that the answer wasn't restricted to a single word.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:42, archived)
# Right you can shove the the chequebook and pen right up ya arse now
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:54, archived)
# You'll have to pull the Bullseye Bendy Bully out first.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 10:14, archived)
# Going Loco down in Acapulco.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:43, archived)
# Put the Dong in the ram a lam a ding dong.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:43, archived)
# Oh come on
Stop it, Cancer. It's not big and it's not clever. Just stop it.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 9:54, archived)
#
wank in private?
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 10:15, archived)
# Private? Oh shit, bro. That's some kinky shizzle.
(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 10:33, archived)
# RIP Tel

(, Sun 31 Jan 2016, 14:21, archived)

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