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#

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:23, archived)
# Boris Johnson accepting the Nobel peace price
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
# a fight between Tom Jones, Shirley Bassey and Shakin Stevens
for the throne of Wales best pop singer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:36, archived)
#
the cast of cheers backstage at a michael jackson concert playing pinball while sitting on inflatable furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:37, archived)
# an octopus maypole
with small children dancing around it, each holding a tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:42, archived)
# a maypole is one of those symbolism things, I hear
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:48, archived)
# true
but i saw morris dancing on telly yesterday, so my mind has been mouldering along those lines since
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:55, archived)
# Morrissey becoming mayor of London
and feeding Boris to his three-legged cat.*


*optional, for additional points
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:47, archived)
# We hate it when our friends become Mayoral
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:48, archived)
# indeed we do
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:49, archived)
# how about a spanner with itchy balls?
or a tent with a fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:48, archived)
# Because this is International Women's Day,
do a sexy male squirrel. With tits.

And send a confusing message.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:48, archived)
# is there an international men's day?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:58, archived)
# ah, yes, there is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:59, archived)
# The Mariel boatlift
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:01, archived)
# 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:01, archived)
# Your darkest fear
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:05, archived)
# An aborted foetus with tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:09, archived)
# Katie Hopkin's sweaty ballsack
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:12, archived)
# dogs wearing high heels and fishnets
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:15, archived)
# keep it in the bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:16, archived)
# sex dog, sex dog, you're my sex dog...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:30, archived)
# "my girlfriend's got a husky voice"
"you mean it's nice and deep?"
"no, she barks"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:31, archived)
# how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:33, archived)
# like cottage pie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:36, archived)
# playing poker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Tentacles watching porn
SFW obviously....
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:40, archived)
# Anthropomorphised root vegetables invading Russia in winter
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:42, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 22:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 0:02, archived)
# hey that's my brother!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 9 Mar 2016, 12:16, archived)
# hey that's my brother!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 9 Mar 2016, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been a while...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 14:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 14:45, archived)
# titter
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Added DC chortle there for you.
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 8 Mar 2016, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 12:25, archived)
# Teeheehee.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top!

*clicked*
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 12:52, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 13:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 13:40, archived)
# :-)
(frenchtoilet, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 16:57, archived)
# Quite amusing.
(Where the hell have you been?)
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 17:58, archived)
# ^that
I spose
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 10:21, archived)
# Veh Good!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 18:58, archived)
# ha!
(gusset, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 21:53, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 10:42, archived)
# International Women's Day
Google's International Women's Day logo



[pearoast:sorry:notsorry]
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 10:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 11:38, archived)
# Awwww....I liked the Fable games....

www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2016-03-07-lionhead-closing-fable-legends-cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 10:44, archived)
# easily the best Open World Hunting and Dentistry game on the market
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 11:01, archived)
# 20 years!
I tested games when Bullfrog was going. Theme hospital - joy!
To read Lionhead studio was 20 years old made me feel like a right old cunt.

I did my only and longest 27 hour sitting playing Fable.
The people there will get new jobs as other studios would be stupid not to pick them up.


(waxdart hello., Tue 8 Mar 2016, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Robin Reliaphant
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 10:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 10:23, archived)
# the deodorizer made me giggle
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 8 Mar 2016, 11:24, archived)
# but it swings the wrong way!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 20:17, archived)
# invisitrump?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 9:37, archived)
# This deserved more attention.
*attends*
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 12:56, archived)
# there's free squash at the back
help yourself to cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 13:55, archived)
# Oh boy!
And I haven't even given blood!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 14:43, archived)
# well not yet ya aint...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:06, archived)
# It Came From the Dickhead
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 2:22, archived)
#
This is ridiculous. ATTENTION : TRUCKS DRIVER. PAY A ATTENTION. STOP CRASHIN, STOP FALLIN SLEEP. IS KIDS AND BABIES IN THE CARS WHATS WRONG WITH UR LATELY. I USED TO LOVE UR. NOW IM SCARY OF UR NOW. STOP THIS OKAY THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 2:26, archived)
# It came from the desert!
Forgot all about that, great game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 7:11, archived)
# Amiga-tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 17:59, archived)
# Mick doesn't like how Ronnie has aged

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 22:10, archived)
# i dot believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 22:20, archived)
# Jordan I'm sorry 2012 didn't work out the way we all had hoped, but things are getting better gradually.
You've resorted to so much confusing propaganda with conflicting articles. I appreciate the info and points of view though. I look at the human race like they're ants, so of course higher beings do too, that's why the idea of guides is ridiculous, to think you have a hypersapien in Alnilam of Orion looking over you when it has better things to do, like create consciousness programs like this one on Earth, a Population 1 life system, bottom of the pyramid.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 22:23, archived)
# Hay there gronkpan


(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 22:39, archived)
# The world's gone to shit since cockweasle stopped posting here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 0:59, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:21, archived)
# he bought some new coloured pencils
I'm hoping that he doesn't keep the results to himself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 7:12, archived)
# Fings ain't wot they used to be, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 8:56, archived)
# It's true
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 11:50, archived)
# this^
B3ta still not lacking in complete and utter mentals though.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 9 Mar 2016, 4:52, archived)
# Hi
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 11:50, archived)
# I recently ate at the Fine Mcdonas's of Grand Rapids. I was So Very Impressed with this fine eatery.
This is 'The Best McDonals's I've ever had the pleasure to eat in. They offer Weekly and Daily Specials.--( the day we eat here they had Big Mac's and Fish Sandwich for only $2 each--can you believe this ! ). The restaurant was ' So Awesome'--So Clean,, Unique and Stylish ! The food here was ' So Mouthwatering " . The nest time that you visit the Grand Rapids area please visit the Fine McDonals's of Grand Rapids--you will love this Fine Fast Food--I promise it !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 0:58, archived)
# Mouthwatering, LOL
I think that was a pre-vomit preparation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:22, archived)
# also
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 2:49, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 9 Mar 2016, 20:25, archived)
# oh shit, I feel bad about the post and run now, we could have had a funtimes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 11:49, archived)
# :)
twitter.com/bsgorrie/status/706566450404786176
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 0:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] likes to blow his own trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 18:55, archived)
# fp these top skilz
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:04, archived)
# wankers cramp was hindering my magic lasoo
besides.. its a conceptual thing. so get off my fucking case


rage-quits
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:26, archived)
# Fair enough.
Did you have to use a picture of your own penis though? There's loads of proper ones available on the internet.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:29, archived)
# What makes you think that's not his own penis?
You don't have to answer that if it would incriminate you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:03, archived)
# u mean 'conceptual' as in...
I can't be arsed to do a proper job on it, but still want the praise?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:09, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:51, archived)
# :)
Jokes are better than Technique -- but wherez the jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 0:50, archived)
# Insults are better than technique
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:06, archived)
# haha! Way better than the original pos...
..I mean, ummm... Way better than the original police!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:53, archived)
# lovely concept!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:10, archived)
# Peak-time viewing blown in a flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:46, archived)
# Went to visit my mother-in-law yesterday, who suffers from dementia.
First thing she said to me, "you look like Hitler".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:53, archived)
# She sounds pretty astute.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:56, archived)
# I annexed her wheelchair, it's only fair.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:01, archived)
# Are you Hitler, mofaha?
Whisper it, quiet. I won't tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:57, archived)
# My wife asked her
"you mean COMEDY Hitler?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:00, archived)
# Best of all the Hitlers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:13, archived)
# How can she tell?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:04, archived)
# Hitlerian recognition is the last faculty to go apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:47, archived)
# Do you look at all like Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 22:27, archived)
# NEIN!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:20, archived)
# But you smell a bit like Hitler, I bet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:23, archived)
# I don't smell Nazi, I smell nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 2:48, archived)
# Santa Claus is Coming to Town -- the Lost Studio Sessions
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice,
He's gonna find out who's Nazi or nice,
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 3:38, archived)
# Next time try not to crash through the wall in a Tiger tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 23:55, archived)
# i heard voices. At least one of you will understand why I did this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:54, archived)
# Daisy-wheel Duke?
What ARE you on about, you forrin?
(I clicked "I like this" even though I don't understand it. That's how much I love you).
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 18:02, archived)
# *SMOOCH*
b3ta.com/board/11189918/
b3ta.com/board/11189884#post11189918
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 18:10, archived)
#
you laserjet printers with tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 18:34, archived)
# brb
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 18:24, archived)
# Hang on a second, that printer's only 11 years old you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 18:30, archived)
# My printer's first bra?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:07, archived)
# Just wait til it has its first period.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:16, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:53, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:56, archived)
# I like the part where it goes DUH DA DUH DA DUH DA DUH DA DUH DA DUH DA DUH DA DUH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:54, archived)
# That's the best part innit

METAAAAALLLLLLLL \m/, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:05, archived)
# Warning: red ink tank is running low
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:53, archived)
# It's not printing. Better call support.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:28, archived)
# Sprinter?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:59, archived)
# Printers bust.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 22:28, archived)
# Bra-vo, Sir. Bra-vo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 18:01, archived)
# The music. The infernal music. It tells you to do things.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:18, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:24, archived)
# eep!
can you blame her?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:53, archived)
# "Cow Massacre/Juicy Steak Mishap™". Great film.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:54, archived)
# Yeah it's really well done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:55, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:02, archived)
# Oh, I see now - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
*intake of breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 23:52, archived)
#
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 18:11, archived)
# I've been away for a while.
Why's removing a character a thing, now?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:04, archived)
# "away"*


* using my other account
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:08, archived)
# I'm too vain to pull that trick.
When I do something, I want people to know it was me.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:53, archived)
# We had a referendum and we decided that it's funnier than animals with tits.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:08, archived)
# I can send you a link to the full list of things we decided were funnier than animals with tits but it's a very large google doc so I wouldn't try to download it unless you're on the WiFi.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:09, archived)
# still working on that management summary then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:57, archived)
# I only have 512Gb of RAM on this machine.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:03, archived)
# it's too hard to explain
but it involves a lot of trolling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:29, archived)
#
a lot of trolling a revolution in cartoon image manipulation
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:13, archived)
# moosic
mooooooooo-sic
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 1:24, archived)
# had to get this out of my head, soz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:58, archived)
# dont forget the tweeters
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:56, archived)
# i think they got buried in the cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:59, archived)
# same as the bass..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:01, archived)
# i thought that got buried in the mix
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:20, archived)
# *filenames* *facepalms*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:19, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:20, archived)
# I had to check the filename
Does that make me a bad person?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:38, archived)
# You fucking idiot.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:48, archived)
#

(herman:D, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] woof woof woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:45, archived)
# wait
airbag fleabag
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:02, archived)
# better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Does it come with barking assist?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:24, archived)
# arf arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:55, archived)
# And tail lights
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:10, archived)
# And a paws-button

no wait
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Electric eels in a LEAF
(nattydread, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:11, archived)
# where are they going?
i am intrigued. they need a backstory, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:27, archived)
# New zEELand
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:33, archived)
# but why?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:37, archived)
# They find the dramatic landscape very appEELing.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:40, archived)
# so, it's just for a holiday?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:45, archived)
# yeEELs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:52, archived)
# stretching it a bit there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:53, archived)
#
I only knew you for a while
I never saw your smile
Till it was time to go
Time to go away (time to go away)
Sometimes it's hard to recognise
Love comes as a surprise
And it's too late
It's just too late to stay
Too late to stay

[Chorus]
We'll always be together
However far it seems
(Love never ends)
We'll always be together
Together as electric eels

Because the friendship that you gave
Has taught me to be brave
No matter where I go, I'll never find a better prize
(Find a better prize)
Though you're miles and miles away
I see you every day
I don't have to try
I just close my eyes
I close my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:37, archived)
# *throws knickers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:39, archived)
# *peels them off wall*
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:44, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:44, archived)
# bahahaha click
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:57, archived)
# will you just look at the headlights on that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:09, archived)
#
they improve the aerodynamics (for women too)
(nattydread, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 13:15, archived)
#

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:10, archived)
# Your guts out through your arsehole.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:16, archived)
# 9/11
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:17, archived)
#
cuttlefish dinnertime
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:18, archived)
# A female hyena with emphatic genitalia and creepy manga tits.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:21, archived)
# a porcupine trying to make balloon animals
but he can't, because he keeps popping the ballons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:25, archived)
# A bored Smaug with a time lord at a smörgåsbord
on a fjord
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:26, archived)
# a dragon AND a timelord?
toasty, you trying to make me explode?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:27, archived)
# Bindun? :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3bGYljQ5Uw
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:29, archived)
# Very good apart from the weird faces and homoerotic bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:16, archived)
#
apart from the weird faces and
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2016, 2:52, archived)
# The Cadbury's Bunny with nipple rings and a vajazzle
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:32, archived)
# a man beating a child in a supermarket
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:35, archived)
# But it's ok because the child is in bondage gear and has tits.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:44, archived)
# Miriam Margolyes' cumface
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:37, archived)
# ermintrude holding a bloodied axe
surrounded by the dismembered remains of brian, dougall, florence, dylan and mister rusty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:38, archived)
# fictional cartoon PTHC
It's ok 'cos it's fictional.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:42, archived)
# Andrew Marr wanking into a packet of ready salted crisps
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:43, archived)
# Eamon Holmes's toilet after he's eaten a bucket of rancid prawn phall.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 14:47, archived)
# Can you draw me some happiness please?
I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:09, archived)
# of course you are, it's monday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:16, archived)
# square candy looking round
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:10, archived)
# An HP LaserJet 1012 with tits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:17, archived)
# Nigella becoming the front figure for bronies everywhere
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:19, archived)
# #reem #mint #peng #joeyessex #fit
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:45, archived)
# Kim Kardashian contemplating the migrant crisis in Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 15:51, archived)
# Oh, Hai Anthonyb3ta70100
Draw us some Simpsoffs.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:23, archived)
# YES!!!
(blah di blah di blah blah, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:29, archived)
# The Swedish Female Squirrel Volleyball team armwrestling an octopus. All at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:12, archived)
# i am now thinking an octopus on a stick, being used as a maypole
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 17:17, archived)
# Careful now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 12:33, archived)
# don't fiddle with their nuts
they don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:42, archived)
# looks a lot like mine
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 16:00, archived)
# "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 19:18, archived)
# peng
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 11:30, archived)
# No unshopped pics pls, this is b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 7 Mar 2016, 13:52, archived)

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