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[challenge entry] Nuclear Nero, fiddling (taxes) as the world burns. lil' bit of politics
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 14:29, archived)
# #infest
Also, hello.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 19:12, archived)
# No UFO?
Tut
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 19:48, archived)
# his hands are too...
wait... no. they're good. :)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 20:21, archived)
# Getting an Akira (or rather, Tetsuo) vibe...
pretty much the same end result.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 23:46, archived)
# I like this!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:38, archived)
# Hell
o
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
bollocks - just seen the other fritzl entry...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:32, archived)
# Hey, I was just thinking of you today
Good to see something of yours here :)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:45, archived)
# I think of you pukes often as well.
How I miss you.
I'm trying to find the time...I really am...
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:49, archived)
# Get a room girls FFS!!!
can I watch?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 11:37, archived)
# Dude, it's rude to ask if you can watch.
Instead you should get your camera out and just follow them obtrusively.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Good point well made
1 hand for the camera & wank with the other obv
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:48, archived)
# oh oh, attach a gopro to a head dobber
And everything ever will be completely fine.
(, Tue 7 Feb 2017, 10:29, archived)
# Lovely
That road is really wide m8
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:49, archived)
# Not a road.
More of a negative space.
(like between your ears)
Not Fake News.
More of an Alternative News.
(like fake news)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:51, archived)
# So are them 'things' not lamp posts?
Oh. Can I take my *click* back?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:54, archived)
# yes,...bend over....
Prepare yourself!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:01, archived)
# Haha ace
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:09, archived)
# not even the same dog, man
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 0:06, archived)
# i no, right?!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:08, archived)
# literally pissing me off now!!!!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 0:06, archived)
# You've got red on you.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:17, archived)
# BLOODZ!!!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:24, archived)
# Wow
It's all inverted, with nudibranchs.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:25, archived)
# Calm down...you can't smoke it!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:27, archived)
# I'll try vaping it then.
mmmm
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:53, archived)
# Vapist!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:55, archived)
# AAU
Also: \o
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 2:47, archived)
# \o
Greetings!!!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:11, archived)
# New Ad for bug spray.
"Seeing red when giant bugs sit on YOUR plinths?"
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 3:05, archived)
# It's on Mars, man!
Everything is red.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:14, archived)
# Enough tentacles to make a hentai enthusiast blush.
Nice arts!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 3:15, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:16, archived)
# Welcome to Trumptopia, population 1
amirite?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 7:27, archived)
# rong
Go stand in the corner!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:17, archived)
# This somehow reminds me of Moebius
which is a good thing
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 11:23, archived)
#
reminds me of jake, but only if i squint
(also good)
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 21:03, archived)
# Class!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:20, archived)
# I didn't know you had been to Swindon
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 11:27, archived)
# Ha Ha! Me either!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:29, archived)
# This is the REAL Tory road to nowhere poster
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 11:32, archived)
# Sold!
Good idea, yo!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:31, archived)
# makes me emotional
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 13:00, archived)
# Even more lonely now.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:35, archived)
# yes sir...
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 10:02, archived)
# Whoop whoop
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 22:01, archived)
# yeah yeah
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:36, archived)
# Is this about Syd Barrett?
WOO!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 0:05, archived)
# Shine on you crazy dog-man!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 1:37, archived)
# I enjoy this
More please
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 8:47, archived)
# OK, together we shall trek the unknown!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:28, archived)
# THE LONE WARRIOR! WELL DONE!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 13:56, archived)
# The Negative Space Road Warrior
I sense a movie deal coming my way very soon.
*waits*
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 14:30, archived)
# I'll give you 3 dollars for the film rights.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 18:21, archived)
# Very good but I was really hoping for a Fucklift.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 16:39, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 17:45, archived)
# HELL YEAH WITH ADDED TRUMP!
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 21:37, archived)
# TOO RED
(, Tue 7 Feb 2017, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry] TWIT!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 21:18, archived)
# Heralding the end of the world in 140 characters or less.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 21:28, archived)
# Could be worse
the world might not end #distopia
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 22:00, archived)
# Very good
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 22:25, archived)
# Twitler!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 23:10, archived)
# his wingtips are too big
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 23:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
excellent!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 11:19, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:42, archived)
# That's one shitty bird!
Yay
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 1:22, archived)
# Ha ha
Excellent!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 2:26, archived)
# You spelt CUNT wrong
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 11:40, archived)
# This is very good and I would laugh if it wasn't so fucking depressing
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 20:07, archived)
# I hear
They will be adding an alternative truth button.
(, Mon 6 Feb 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Fock!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 20:22, archived)
# Thisis fantastic!
LOVE it!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 21:16, archived)
# eyyythankyah
*Nods and retreats back under the bridge*
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 17:30, archived)
#
"...with unseen footage between takes."
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 21:29, archived)
# "That would be an astrophysical matter."
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 21:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 22:22, archived)
# Excellent! Woo! Yay! and indeed Hoopla!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 22:23, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 22:26, archived)
# tag/OBV
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:43, archived)
# Looks like he's got a bad case of Klingons.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Alice
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 18:28, archived)
#
He's wearing black leg warmers. O_o
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 20:05, archived)
# may I pearost this ?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 23:31, archived)
#

(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:04, archived)
# they don't even know they're brown
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:11, archived)
# XD
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:14, archived)
# Regular orange people.
{:-)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:30, archived)
# The No Sense
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 17:48, archived)
# HAHA
The Prick's Nonsense?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 13:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 13:35, archived)
# big bang and black holes, it's like golfing
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ***NSFH***
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 13:06, archived)
# That film was grim, thanks for the memory
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 14:15, archived)
# it was banned down under
so the first time i saw it was in serbian without subtitles, being that i dont speak a word of serbian a lot of the romantic comedy aspects of the plot were lost on me too. I watched it again when I found it with english subtitles and well i'll let me write up speak for itself..

**** 4 1/2 stars 'A film of pure comedy joy, guaranteeing a laugh or a smile. The best feel good flick since Love Actually'
R2dtard
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 14:43, archived)
# What film is that?
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:02, archived)
# A Serbian film
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:06, archived)
# The plot sounds rather unlol, think I may give that a miss
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:18, archived)
# The music is alright
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 15:19, archived)
# Just had an idea which may not actually be GC
Saw this media.breitbart.com/media/2017/01/Donald-Trump-Steve-Bannon-Stephen-K-Bannon-White-House-Jan-2017-Swearing-in-Getty-640x480.jpg and it seemed to echo some of the imagery from the Nazi Era.

So why don't one of yo bright chaps or chapesses shop Nazi era uniforms onto all the wonderful photos of the trump team - get a collection of a dozen together and I'm sure it will get huge coverage...
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 10:27, archived)
# what are we, your photoshop nazis?
photoshop /board
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 10:51, archived)
# oh hai dad
i thought you were dead
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 10:59, archived)
# This should help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_X5uR7VC4M&list=PLD19BCF9D57320E03&index=1
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 11:21, archived)
# Oi! Who are u calling bright?????
*fisticuffs
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 11:29, archived)
# How about a blend of them?

President Bannon
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 11:36, archived)
# William Petersen wears a wig?
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 11:43, archived)
# You, Sir, are a Lurky Turkey©.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 11:57, archived)
# ^ FAKE TURKEY
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 13:07, archived)
# We'll only do your bidding if you promise to use our free of charge user-generated content to sell advertising space on your own website to home delivery coffee companies and Canadian 'comedy' troupes, then fuck off completely for 5 years.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 14:14, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 16:01, archived)
# This is the single most original thought anyone has ever had.
All hail the new Michelangelo.

Srsly though I still prefer my nazis cunted square in the fuck. Bring back the spirit of '44 and make the world great again.
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 19:11, archived)
# Amusing.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 10:18, archived)
# I like this.
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "Considerably more accurate than Katie Price's atlas" - The Guardian
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 20:35, archived)
# Lest we forget ..


edit; the area is now known as Crown Zero

(Not as good as Happytoast's but meh)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:45, archived)
# pff
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:08, archived)
# Donate now!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:27, archived)
# I've just paid in 21 thoughts and 16 prayers, hope that will help a little
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 19:13, archived)
# Remember, those are tax exempt! Make sure you get a receipt!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 20:14, archived)
# Kudos for aligning the stones vertically & diagonally & in perspective all proper & suchlike
:)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:39, archived)
# didn't do the shadows though but ta
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 19:44, archived)
# It's probably just high noon. Don't beat yourself up about it!
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 10:33, archived)
#
Idea - flip the concept so you have a war cemetery except with wickets instead of grave stones - every bugger writing about the death of English cricket is guaranteed to use it (uncredited no doubt)
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 10:29, archived)
# I've seen this movie.....
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:05, archived)
# All god peddlers worry me.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:46, archived)
# Merry candless¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:28, archived)
# I like this very much
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:37, archived)
# XD Thanks! XD
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:43, archived)
# Yay!
Ta very much, I'm surprised at the response.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 18:31, archived)
# spitting image
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 18:36, archived)
# ^THIS IN EPIC SHITLOADS
also, candles!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:32, archived)
# {:-)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 18:32, archived)
# It's your candle day!
Have a happy candle day!
That's what we say on candle day!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:39, archived)
#
Maybe the candles had just grow.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 18:37, archived)
# Agreed. I used to be a common-or-garden atheist.
Now I see myself more as an atheist fundamentalist. I take the opportunity of making religious types question their faith at every possible opportunity.
Oh, and HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:06, archived)
# Ditto although I'm a Devout Atheist
Spose we should hate each other and have a war or something like the sky fairy worshippers do.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:16, archived)
# {:-)
In 1979ish, when asked to fill out a form in school, I wrote;

RELIGION :

Devout believer in the cult of Monty Python.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 18:59, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 21:47, archived)
# {:-)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 23:59, archived)
# i see no candles
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Prepared my banner for Trump's state visit. I went for subtle.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:27, archived)
# Subtle.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:55, archived)
# Too subtle if you ask me.


(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:19, archived)
#
On second thoughts, might change the wording to "Stop spouting piss, you overinflated orange nut-sack!"
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 14:42, archived)
# if you've got something to say say it
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:05, archived)
# Don't eat around the bush.
Oops Freudian slip there, meant Beat.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:07, archived)
# wow that's a lot of candles. Happy one
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:24, archived)
# Too many, thanks.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:42, archived)
# Happy Birthday :)


(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 17:07, archived)
# {:-)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 18:40, archived)
# i'm not sure he'll get that, it's a bit too subtle
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:35, archived)
# hoppity-hop
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:36, archived)
# Almost makes me come back to London for the demo/party
Almost.
He'll probably be whisked away from any protests to Balmoral anyways. Hopefully he'll receive a fitting welcome from our Scottish friends 8D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:56, archived)
# Bounce your freedom away
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "He's gonna Blow!"
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:14, archived)
# I also made this Lego Stan Lee :)
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:18, archived)
# Both great :D
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:53, archived)
# Does it have a cameo in every Lego film?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:02, archived)
# Cool
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:23, archived)
# Rolf Harris!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 19:21, archived)
# Nice work.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 21:55, archived)
# Spin, spin, sugar.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 21:55, archived)
# LOVE this :D
Excellent work
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 0:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 4 Feb 2017, 11:32, archived)
# Ha Ha...so real!
(, Sun 5 Feb 2017, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] she's gotta be somewhere...

too soon?
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 12:43, archived)
# panic buy!


Lettuce prey

(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 12:21, archived)
# She's been stalking again.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 15:51, archived)
# nappycandles
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] martyrmorphosis©
 

 

 

 

 
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:22, archived)
# ...on a wall somewhere in Belfast

(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:24, archived)
# I've staged my own private dirty protest because of this. My pants are setting.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:38, archived)
# i copyrighted the title
in your honour
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 11:41, archived)
# ©ool!!
(, Fri 3 Feb 2017, 13:30, archived)

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