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# he had it commissioned himself...
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 12:20, archived)
# On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!
What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of GOLF!
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 12:28, archived)
# Cheetos for the cheeto god
Toupees for the Toupee throne
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 13:05, archived)
# You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 13:23, archived)
# Also


(, Wed 24 May 2017, 14:12, archived)
# is that what his white cape looks like when you turn it inside out?
same for his hat?
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 11:36, archived)
# i'm intrigued as to how this will pan out
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
# My City


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On Monday night I traveled by tram into Manchester for a training session. On the tram were quite a few families with children and teenagers excited to be going to see something. My training finished ahead of the 9:30pm scheduled time and I headed to Victoria station and caught my tram home and went to bed. At 3am I was awoken by the sound of the landline and had a brief conversation with a clearly distraught Wife phoning from Ukraine where she was working, sounding utterly relieved to hear my voice.
That was when I found out about the bombing.
THERE WERE CHILDREN IN THAT ARENA! FFS!
Whoever did this not only has no compassion or humanity, but clearly knows nothing about the people of this great city. We will grieve - yes, but we are Mancunians and we do not give in to terrorism!

After, I found this old bad bit of photoshopping I made. In Australia linen products are generally known as 'Manchester', presumably due to when shipments originally arrived many years ago they were simply labelled with a place of origin. I love this city and this event coming so close after the fire at my own workplace beside the Christie has made me far more emotional than I would have expected. Love and peace. Sleekloon
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 11:15, archived)
# maybe we could do an 'all things manchester' image challenge?
in some small way celebrating the city?
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 11:19, archived)
# Aye.
One word challenge - Manchester could be fun.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 11:33, archived)
# ^This^
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 12:23, archived)
# I was, unfortunately, there at the time...
we're now doing what we were supposed to on Monday on Friday, when I will also get my belongings back.

I'm donating my wage to one of the related charities.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 10:37, archived)
# Oh, bless...
He looks so happy.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 10:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 10:57, archived)
# Hard boiled eggs and nuts.
But which is which?
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 10:45, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 10:47, archived)
# I don't think the Pope likes the cheeto furher.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 11:25, archived)
# Tripping merrily past the borders of taste...



(, Wed 24 May 2017, 10:28, archived)
# ......it's looking at me.......
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] on a scale of one to ten, think of macs as an eleven.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 8:49, archived)
# so, you're a Big Mac kind of guy
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 8:56, archived)
# meh and stuff
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 8:14, archived)
# HER ASS!
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 8:21, archived)
# You may be thinking of a different Hitchcock title
Her Psycho Fat Ass
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 8:26, archived)
# All the time touching
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 11:25, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 11:38, archived)
# "Tell me everything you saw.... and what you think it moons"
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 8:39, archived)
# "I'm not much on lardasses-in-windows ethics."
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 8:51, archived)
# Co-starring
Richard Skidmark.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 9:44, archived)
# and Ernest Hemingrrhoid
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 10:07, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP Sir Rog, you handsome bastard
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 23:43, archived)
# Arts!
Arts?
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 0:04, archived)
# Wouldn't go so far as arts
But I did paint it
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 0:06, archived)
# Arts!, then.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 1:10, archived)
# Definitely arts
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 1:19, archived)
# Good arts, even.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 1:34, archived)
# Fine arts?
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 5:55, archived)
# While positive comments are permitted on the boards, we prefer more creative forms of praise:
Portmanteau: fine + arts = farts. Can you think of your own?
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 6:18, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 1:07, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 8:24, archived)
# Get rid of this high quality nonsense!
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 9:27, archived)
# White Spherical Object Swap
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:20, archived)
# v good
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 21:07, archived)
# Wow.
I'm feeling sleepy.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 22:24, archived)
# Be seeing you!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 23:35, archived)
# hahahaha
we're just rewatching that as well..
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] talking about raising eyebrows...


**did you know the film title moonraker originally started out as a moniker given to moore by the films crew, due to a bad case of worms and his constant arse scratching ~ TRUE FACTS!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 17:17, archived)
# ...
Well, that makes much more sense than naming it after the Ian Fleming novel on which it was loosely based.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:17, archived)
# a likely story..
next you'll be telling us he died of cancer.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] A man known to raise a lot of eyebrows - mostly his own.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:26, archived)
# Anyone would think he was some sort of saint.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah yeah, whatever.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 17:18, archived)
# We need an 'I DON'T LIKE THIS!' button.
:(
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:02, archived)
#
In the past, I have made this very same point myself.
This really is all rather embarrassing.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope I'm not over-reacting
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 18:08, archived)
# gold
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 23:47, archived)
# can I just post some spitting image frames plz
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 8:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:08, archived)
# I've gone right off Star.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:56, archived)
# Billy Idol hasn't aged well
Robby Coltrane aint looking bad tho
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 19:36, archived)
# You're voting for muppets, Michael.
How do they rate?
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 0:03, archived)
# If you know any knobheads, please feel free to share it with them.
please feel free to share it with them.
Fuck today and fuck all terrorist fuckers.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:13, archived)
# A valid argument presented clearly.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:57, archived)
# This is BEAUTIFUL!
*cries*
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 22:06, archived)
#
*salutes*
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 11:35, archived)
# Yes please, two sugars.
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The man with the golden gone
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:48, archived)
# you bastard
haha
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:53, archived)
# I see
what you did there.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:56, archived)
# Rigor Mooretis
They've probably been asking him to lie straight for a few years now, just in case.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:08, archived)
# Also: thought he was great in Your Four Eyes Only
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:13, archived)
# his family are shaken
but not stirred
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:21, archived)
# Roger No More
:(
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:24, archived)
# The Man in the Gold Urn, Gone.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
# have a slightly more respectful one
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:44, archived)
# Schplendid.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:59, archived)
# He Only Lived Once
Apart from the 600 million times he will be on ITV SH1T for the next five years. Woo and Yay Mr Bond.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:11, archived)
# Haha!
:(
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 13:14, archived)
# ris?
Never mind I get it now
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
# Pan-galactic snooker?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:29, archived)
# Roger No-Moore?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:40, archived)
# Sean Gonnery as well?
WTF!!!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:42, archived)
# Who? I just heard the James Bond guy is dead, so I posted my heart-felt condolence.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
# The Doctors always regurgitate anyway
Fuck'em
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:56, archived)
# Actually, a local FOX Broadcasting affiliate ran a bit on the morning TV news about the death of Sir Roger Moore
They ran a clip from 'Diamonds are Forever' ...the stupid cunts.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
# You watch FOX?
Srs?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:40, archived)
# No. I was on the phone earlier with my son. He was at his mother's (my ex-wife) house.
He was relaying to me what she observed. I swear!!!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 15:57, archived)
#

(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:34, archived)
# GSM!!
Rob Manuel b3ta pug with tights
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:47, archived)
# NO, just no
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 22:12, archived)
# well now I've got a painful erection
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 24 May 2017, 18:54, archived)
# Slippery
I guess 10 years of lurking is enough!

play nice.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 7:24, archived)
# welcome aboard
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 7:31, archived)
# wait--a bitters future?
I'm in
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 7:33, archived)
# Hiya
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 7:50, archived)
# He might be mercan and dead
But I'd vote for marlon over the
shower of shitwads we have to choose from

Ps hello
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 8:16, archived)
# How ace if life was
like on the set of The Island of Dr. Moreau:

"Some (Brando ideas) that made it into the finished film include: Moreau covering his face in thick white make-up outdoors, Moreau occasionally wearing an ice bucket on his head, and Moreau never appearing without an identically dressed midget – the original Mini-Me, right down to the tiny grand piano – after Brando took a shine to a two-foot-tall actor in the supporting cast. One of the few Brando brainwaves that did not end up on screen was the actor’s suggestion that Moreau would wear an elaborate hat throughout the film. In the final scene, this would be removed – revealing him, in a dramatic twist, to have been a dolphin all along.

"With changes being made to the script on a daily basis, actually learning it seemed pointless, so Brando had his dialogue read aloud to him line by line via an earpiece during filming. Sometimes the signal would be drowned out by a local police scanner, and Thewlis would later reminisce about Moreau shouting in the middle of a scene: 'There’s a robbery at Woolworths'."
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 13:59, archived)
# ^ This I would watch.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:26, archived)
# Now THAT'S art!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 17:02, archived)
# hi
Pill up a kutten
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 8:17, archived)
# Strong and spreadable.
Welcome to b3ta. You'll never leave.

Until you leave.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 8:56, archived)
# strong lurk game
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 8:56, archived)
# Unsalted! She's crazy!
Welcome, pull up a kitten and squeeze a stool
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 9:19, archived)
# Strong and spreadable
And should that be 10 years of lurpak?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 9:30, archived)
# Welcome
*spreads legs*
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 9:34, archived)
# cheers NOOB ;)
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 12:17, archived)
# is it pre-rancidized?
welcome, kitten, etc.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 12:22, archived)
# Hello lurking person.
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:31, archived)
# Too soon
Welcome
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 14:32, archived)
# ARF!
Welcome!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 16:34, archived)
[challenge entry] "Bring out your dead!... Bring out your dead!.. "
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# Too soon!
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 8:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 23:49, archived)
# I forgot how long gifs take
This one didn't take long obvs

(, Mon 22 May 2017, 21:46, archived)
# they're all dead, dave
(, Mon 22 May 2017, 22:11, archived)
# What, Chen?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 1:40, archived)
# not Petersen?
(, Tue 23 May 2017, 12:23, archived)

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