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[challenge entry] First he took the rats... then he came for the children.


Surely, this one can't get me into trouble.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Splat (edited) due to cease and desist.


Je suis S4RK, c'est la vie :( non.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:24, archived)
# This guy once threw a Cease & Desist at HappyToast for daring to create a genuine homage.
He'll probably pay someone to kill you for this "outrage".

EDIT: Did the red dot on your chest convince you I was telling the truth?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:39, archived)
# oh yeah i remember that, what a prick
and to be honest simon's cat should have stopped after about the first three videos
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:58, archived)
# I love cats and I love animation
but Simon's Cat leaves me totally cold. It's all a bit laboured.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:22, archived)
#
Next doors moggy threatened me with a baseball bat :(
It seems I'd touched a nerve.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:59, archived)
# was she making really weird sexy furry pics?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:00, archived)
# She never forgive?
You should be more humanism.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:25, archived)
# NEVER FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:56, archived)
# :)
now it just looks like a squirrel playing a grand piano
(ozof, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 13:23, archived)
# What did I miss?
gaz me a link

EDIT: Don't worry, I've found it.

EDIT2: Also, hahahaha it's brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:45, archived)
# don't be mean
gizza clue
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:29, archived)
# Is someone being a little bit precious with their scribbles? Name please... there's no reason you can't name them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 14:57, archived)
# I think it's the author of Simon's Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 18:48, archived)
# Web Sheriff's cat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:52, archived)
# Don't touch it, Jimmy!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:40, archived)
# :)
Hola Cap'n! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:47, archived)
# Morning, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:52, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Gender swap everything
Animals on holiday
Classical art selfies
Movies censored by the DUP
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:40, archived)
# Effing F
(Gums and Tongue Shitter the better, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:03, archived)
# F please
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:05, archived)
# f
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:14, archived)
#
gender swap everything - ...in french and photoshop the results!
animals on holiday - imagine an animal-themed park you might visit with your family
classical art selfies - really stick it to simon, the fucking jerk!
movies censored by the dup - doesn't matter why. just do it. do it!
(ozof, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:28, archived)
# iii plz
(ozof, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:29, archived)
# 1
signed Geraldine Twisted Omentum
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:47, archived)
# oh yes i like F too please god
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:59, archived)
# F for Four
FUCK
(Paint! Another one lost, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 11:22, archived)
# B and wee wee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 20:51, archived)
# A or B
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 21:59, archived)
# number 1
please
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Politicise kids' books


Click for bigger (178 kb)
(darthsmum, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 6:53, archived)
# Stu and Didi must be so disappointed in him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:27, archived)
[challenge entry] talk about passing the buck!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 20:57, archived)
# The rich people's version of the penny dropping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:08, archived)
# Theresa May...
...Theresa did...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:18, archived)
# She hasn't won the ladies' singles 12 times surely?
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 9:23, archived)
# that's one way to lose pounds
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:41, archived)
# That pig's been through enough....
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:45, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:48, archived)
# Very nice
And not in a sarcastic way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:59, archived)
# That's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Top notch!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Very good
On a similar seam...
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 10:05, archived)
# Trouble ahead as England's top team struggles in Europe.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Never had Boris as a Wolves fan
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 18:34, archived)
# "Vindaloooooose"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:50, archived)
# VINDALOO! VINDALOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 22:05, archived)
# Rees Mogg's let himself go a bit.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 7:21, archived)
#
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:50, archived)
# Who among ye d'ye name as Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:02, archived)
# Haha
Grim!
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:18, archived)
# Good name for a band
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:30, archived)
# I can almost hear John Peel introducing them
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:59, archived)
# Looks like a slack dog's bumhole...
...surprised it hasn't been FP'd...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 19:37, archived)
# ah jesus :)
reminds me of Davros' mouth
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] grab her in the pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:32, archived)
# Hehe
Top punning!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 15:39, archived)
# Been there, done that.

Great minds and all that (and stupid minds too) :P
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Learning to tell lies with Boris.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:43, archived)
# well i'm all for it!
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] a nice relaxing break in the great outdoors.
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:42, archived)
# What could possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, just had to...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:16, archived)
# ronseal :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 20 Jul 2017, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:31, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 14:35, archived)
# That's crackin' that is
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 20 Jul 2017, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Order you (re)signed copy today!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 18 Jul 2017, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:56, archived)
# oh god that's terrifying!
Great image though!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:00, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:07, archived)
# No, it really is horrible
I had to look away, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 19 Jul 2017, 0:16, archived)
# Where's a wand when you need one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 11:15, archived)
# nice
(ozof, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:13, archived)
# What was that big story just before the brexit again?
(MrDoucheBags < This pussy screengrabs back, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Expenses?
Anyway, have this. NWOT.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:52, archived)
# I like this
I deplore the circumstances that have led to its creation, but I like the image.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Top
Have a pea from my archives

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:55, archived)
# Haha!
I bloody love Tintin!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:59, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I think the figures are correct...
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 22:54, archived)
# Black Thighs Matter?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:18, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:22, archived)
# The Autobiography of a Horse
over 80 million copies sold!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:28, archived)
# Kristen Schall is a horse
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:45, archived)
# She may be that--didn't strike me as a beauty
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:48, archived)
# I'm with Drimble here
I don't see a message. The only thing I see that (probably) hasn't appeared on some Black Beauty posters is the image of a black woman.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:44, archived)
# Mind you I don't understand most of the stuff on here now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:48, archived)
# You are not alone
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:49, archived)
# I don't dare ask for an explanation for fear of coming across as critical, I'd rather just leave some mindless and insincere praise
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:50, archived)
# "Great job! :)"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:51, archived)
# Today seems to be "comedy" misogyny day though, perhaps I should make a comment on her large breasts
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:56, archived)
# You mentioned Kristen Schall
I don't know who that is, but Kristen "Schaal" is a non-black Jewish gal...so...there's that.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 1:00, archived)
# Yeah, that one
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 1:12, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:27, archived)
# 80 million sold?
I thought slavery was illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 7:25, archived)
[challenge entry] What a selfish tree
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 21:52, archived)
# haha cleva!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The Famous Five... The Secret Seven...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 21:55, archived)
# yikes!
I've just seen how long I've been on here!
The perfect 10!

(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 22:56, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:08, archived)
# Haha. Brilliant.
Nine make one fuck a pig's head. I'm dying over here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:56, archived)
# haha
i love how you explain your jokes now
(ozof, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 3:47, archived)
# It's more about not being able to think of a decent title.
Pre social media, they would have been "."
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:41, archived)
# fuck 'em
if they can't get a joke
(ozof, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 12:11, archived)
# Ten get promoted at daddy's law firm.
(gijoel, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 4:49, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 16:24, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 8:28, archived)
# Hehe Nice.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 9:01, archived)
# The penthouse honeymoon he promised

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:33, archived)
# Alan Moore's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 22:08, archived)
# (not bad as old, fat, gay brides go, I guess)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] "He tried to talk big and he tried to walk tall, but his hair was a nest and his hands remained small...".


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(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 17 Jul 2017, 20:04, archived)
# welcome to b3ta! :D
(ozof, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 6:02, archived)
# Why, you cheeky little so and so!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jul 2017, 17:48, archived)

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