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[challenge entry] Standing on the beach with a gun in my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha!!
WOO Cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:53, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:57, archived)
# so happy to see his chubby little face!
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 20 Nov 2017, 17:56, archived)
#
yuk yuk click
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:13, archived)
# Ho yuss
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:49, archived)
#
Classic
(Sherbs, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:15, archived)
# :D
(ozof, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:21, archived)
# You brilliant bastard.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:18, archived)
# Bonus points for the silliest named firearm ever: the Jatimatic.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 21:21, archived)
# He's so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully macho
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:05, archived)
# Quality
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 13:32, archived)
# Love Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:45, archived)
# 5 years ago..
i must be ahead of my time




yours is much prettier though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Sat 25 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] this corrosion
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 14:56, archived)
# Kill the king.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
# Nicely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 15:54, archived)
# Hey now hey now now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 18:53, archived)
# Mother Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 15:52, archived)
# Everybody got a job to lose
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:00, archived)
# Made another leaf Thing
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 13:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
4 :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 13:28, archived)
# Superb Q!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 16:16, archived)
# Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:05, archived)
# You just want to be my sledgehammer, don't you?
Go on, admit it. You wouldn't be the first.
Bloody assmeblage artists, you're all the same..
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Nov 2017, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Heeeeeeeey yooooooooou non-gender specifics
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 13:07, archived)
# dp train fun


Click for bigger (79 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:28, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)
# Are Northern Rail having a laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:55, archived)
# What!?
Is this shopped or for real?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 13:36, archived)
# Absolutely real.
It's hard to imagine how this got all the way to being signed off without anyone pointing out anything.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 13:59, archived)
#
I still don't get it... What've I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 14:29, archived)
#
I don't know either

perhaps it looks like flan or fucklift and is automatically side-splitting?
.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:49, archived)
# Can't remember why I created this ... but it seems like as good a time as any to pearoast a tasteful commemorative plate ...
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:17, archived)
# Pi is not 65
Pi is 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712371378696095636437191728746776465757396241389086583264599581339047802759009946576407895126946839835259570982582262052248940772671947826848260147699090264013639443745530506820349625245174939965143142980919065925093722169646151570985838741059788595977297549893016175392846813826868386894277415599185592524595395943104997252468084598727364469584865383673622262609912460805124388439045124413654976278079771569143599770012961608944169486855584840635342207222582848864815845602850601684273945226746767889525213852254995466672782398645659611635488623057745649803559363456817432411251507606947945109659609402522887971089314566913686722874894056010150330861792868092087476091782493858900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894872265880485756401427047755513237964145152374623436454285844479526586782105114135473573952311342716610213596953623144295248493718711014576540359027993440374200731057853906219838744780847848968332144571386875194350643021845319104848100537061468067491927819119793995206141966342875444064374512371819217999839101591956181467514269123974894090718649423196156794520809514655022523160388193014209376213785595663893778708303906979207734672218256259966150142150306803844773454920260541466592520149744285073251866600213243408819071048633173464965145390579626856100550810665879699816357473638405257145910289706414011097120628043903975951567715770042033786993600723055876317635942187312514712053292819182618612586732157919841484882916447060957527069572209175671167229109816909152801735067127485832228718352093539657251210835791513698820914442100675103346711031412671113699086585163983150197016515116851714376576183515565088490998985998238734552833163550764791853589322618548963213293308985706420467525907091548141654985946163718027098199430992448895757128289059232332609729971208443357326548938239119325974636673058360414281388303203824903758985243744170291327656180937734440307074692112019130203303801976211011004492932151608424448596376698389522868478312355265821314495768572624334418930396864262434107732269780280731891544110104468232527162010526522721116603
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:43, archived)
# Well finish it, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:47, archived)
# I can't remember the rest
:(
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:42, archived)
#
pbs.twimg.com/media/CAAkrQUWEAEB4p_.png
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:33, archived)
# I like this
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:43, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 13:34, archived)
# mind
blown
(ozof, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:43, archived)
# the pie is a lie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:06, archived)
# thank god
I thought this said "Death to Pies". I mean, what kind of sicko...
(davyclam, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 23:25, archived)
# Death
to pies?
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:46, archived)
#
es
(Paint! Another one lost, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:48, archived)
# Death To Piss
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Queen predicted this in the prophetic "We will rock you". It is going to be a big Manson Day
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:47, archived)
# They're changing guard at Buckingham Palace...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:21, archived)
# I see what you did
You added their reflections in the mirror
(gijoel, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 9:28, archived)
# ...Christopher Robin went down on Alice...
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:09, archived)
# Phillip is just happy they're white
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] have a cryptic gothword


answers
(ozof, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 4:47, archived)
# OK, so you remember Hatey Hopkins.
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Mon 20 Nov 2017, 12:50, archived)
# nope, but i'm guessing it didn't end well :(
edit: just found out who she is. so, what's your point?
(ozof, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 19:03, archived)
# This really is their level now....
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 17:45, archived)
# What, no Megan Fox!
*removes bookmark
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:36, archived)
# sorry, the only T&A on Fox news is Trump
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:06, archived)
# racy spread
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 22:33, archived)
# I like to move it move it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 0:41, archived)
# Not part of the compo, but
(itchyrich, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 14:25, archived)
# "you get all kinds of bits in a MacDonalds.."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 14:53, archived)
# behold his noodly appendages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:07, archived)
# Behold hell
FP them!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:41, archived)
# "Oh, Globbits...".
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 15:35, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:40, archived)
# A self-eating dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:49, archived)
# Peter Davidson
'May I urge you to consider my liver?' asked the animal,
'it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding
myself for months.'
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 22:14, archived)
# i think your kitchen design software has malfunctioned...
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:26, archived)
#
duh, took me a while until I saw the Ivanka thingy, so bravo
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] In the betting of names on gold to rust... In the land of the blind...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 12:13, archived)
#
Shopped pictures only, etc
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 13:55, archived)
# topical too...
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 10:50, archived)
# Topical?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 10:48, archived)
#
Baseball caps have really taken a turn for the worse lately.
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 10:57, archived)
# I think they are rather eggscellent
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 10:58, archived)
# MZGA
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 11:49, archived)
# In some languages the words for "moderation" and "more pie" are basically identical.
(Kimbo, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 8:52, archived)
# Choking on pacman!!
Still, there are worse ways to go.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah,
c x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 13:55, archived)
#
go come
(ozof, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Postage paid....

Keith Barron, Duty Free actor, dies aged 83
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:39, archived)
# and Malcolm Young
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:52, archived)
# New host on the Trator News Network
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 12:37, archived)
# Be Ashamed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 12:57, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 13:14, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 13:19, archived)
# PUTIN'S FIST!
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 13:27, archived)
#
Conspiracy:
Vladimir is sold to the public as a piece of art by this picture.
He looks like Alex Salmond. But is he worth the money?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 13:44, archived)
# Ssshht! I know you like it, my little Klingon bear!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 18:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 4:19, archived)
# Oh,
Hey.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 4:40, archived)
# HI IM KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 5:04, archived)
# It's legs o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 13:13, archived)
# THE ONE FROM THE MUPPETS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 5:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 8:50, archived)
# I could watch this for hours*


* seconds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 9:54, archived)
# So you're asking for seconds?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 14:05, archived)
# But does it....never mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 16:09, archived)
#
















(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 16:32, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 18:22, archived)
# *foams*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 18:30, archived)
# Soothing...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 19:17, archived)
# Attach a shammy to that bitch and my monitor might just get the spunk stains cleared off at last.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 23:04, archived)
# fucking fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 19:03, archived)
# Interesting that you say that.
Fucking Fuck (FF) is hexadecimal for 256, which happens to be how many images are in that post.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 20:55, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 19 Nov 2017, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 1:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 1:51, archived)
# gets my click
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Nov 2017, 8:37, archived)
#

Isn't that the Predator numerical countdown?
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Sun 19 Nov 2017, 22:22, archived)
# googles furiously.... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 20 Nov 2017, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ...burp.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 18 Nov 2017, 0:02, archived)

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