KFC chicken shortage takes huge toll on all sporting activities in UKchicken bowling has come to a screeching halt. Chicken sumo wrestling is said to be hit worst of all.
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LS18,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 4:08,
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I find chicken bowling offensiveand as an avid duck bowler, I will never stoop to their level
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 7:21,
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It's not likely to be a problem for youuntil there is a shortage of Kentucky Fried Duck.
( LS18,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 7:43,
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It's called scooting, apparently.My word of the day.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:41,
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That's my punk/prog rock fusion band name sorted
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 23:51,
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I've detected a smudge on the matrix mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 7:21,
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Shadows in rubbleLady of many hats, stop haunting my dreams :(
( LS18,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:55,
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But enough about your penis
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:15,
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ignore smashy - prolly high on drugs - tell us more about your penis
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:18,
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Duuuuuuuuuude
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:22,
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I can't drive, you insensitive bastard!
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:31,
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only cos you'd be done for duitake some responsibility dag nabbit
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:36,
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NEVER!
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:45,
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how you planning on escaping the zombie apocalypse if you don't drive?
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:10,
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We're getting out in the chopper.Meet me on the roof at 9 o clock.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:17,
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Our responsibility is.........over
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 9:55,
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eh, she's prolly bemoaning the chicken shortageNow, more about my penis . . .
( LS18,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:23,
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Dreadful bullying of barnyard poultry
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:32,
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With your penis
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 21:46,
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it's that bloke from the betting ads
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
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Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:49,
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Candles!! ...lots and lots of candles.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 0:24,
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well, done, mofaha, really, congratucandles
Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 10:53,
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They should probably have just gone full Quorn for the week gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:58,
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That wouldn't rectify the problems the shortage has caused in the sport of chickenball
LS18,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:14,
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Ten to one that your average KFC patron won't taste the difference mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 16:53,
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If you get the nine piece bucket you can reassemble it back into a cat.
( unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 18:16,
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but it'll never meow again :( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:42,
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You'd actually be hard-pressed to hide the taste of pigeonEven in a KFC bucket.
Proper gamey, that.
(Proper gamey, that.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 11:40,
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Scorpion tails: bastards of the animal body parts mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 16:23,
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It's the arse end, either way:)
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:42,
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I'm guessing the scorpion is pleased as punch with his tail(better than any light sabre)
( LS18,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:55,
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I can't be arsed but[picture of a scorpion with tiny light sabers for pinchers]
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 20:34,
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I think it's already been doneon an Emerson, Lake & Palmer LP cover
(,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 22:30,
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They have a lion with scorpion's tail, butI haven't seen what was suggested above.
( LS18,
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 0:22,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Brexit"){kind=small}
Where are you gonna run? Where are you gonna hide? Listen to me! Brexit will live! 
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:23,
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Woo! I made this one earlier and then sort of gave up 'cos I knew there would be lots of better ones here.
I'm just not quick enough at this sort of thing any more.
Smallbrainfield,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 11:37,
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Mad MayxTwelve enter.
One leaves...
(One leaves...
blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong),
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 14:39,
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Just remembered one I did in the week she became PM...Have a pea
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 15:23,
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nicely doneI'd forgotten all about Andrea Loathsome.
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 16:11,
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Theresa May...... two men enter - one man leaves.
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:57,
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Cor, that is beautiful. that is beautiful.Edit:
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:55,
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That crossbowmust have a range measured in centimetres.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 12:31,
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Ha-ha! Unless Trump resigns or blows somebody up, looks like today is all about Dave.
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:43,
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I have never known anyone be so completely unaware of what a total arse they are Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:46,
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I genuinely believe that he doesn't give a shit.This is the man that laughed after admitting to Parliament that the impact assessments he'd spent 15 months talking up never actually existed.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 10:55,
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Beyond The ThunderCunt
( unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 14:21,
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That is the spitting image of Lindsey Buckingham...... from Fleetwood Mac
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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way),
Wed 21 Feb 2018, 0:15,
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All I want for christmas is my two left hands drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 9:12,
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I like this but I can't hear the impact as well as in certain other gifs =(
(,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:02,
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Thanks,I had no idea the original source--I worked from a shorter clip of lesser quality.
( LS18,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 8:44,
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Real news: KFC to close most of its UK stores due to shortage of chickensSrsly, Brits--does it really matter how tall a chicken is?
( LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:40,
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You can't link to another forum!MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:45,
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Wah! I messed up my post! What do I do now?? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:46,
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If you've ever been around a chicken farm, you'll know that chicken shit containssomething white. I learned as a young boy that the white stuff is chicken shit too.
( LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:52,
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Let's hear the Drimble 'as if it were chicken in the first place' conspiracy then LOL
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LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:02,
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I'd be inclined to believe in the multi-limbed chicken claim if it weren't for these facts:The source of the claim is China, the rumors were perpetuated via the internet, and I heard about them on b3ta from YOU :D
( LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:16,
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they're finger-lickin' good! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:44,
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Couple of months, that's all they getQuite a short age indeed.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:03,
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but since the can't read clocks or calendars, it's ... ....knowwamsayin?
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LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:09,
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How do you know?When did you last ask a chicken what the time was?
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:14,
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I never ask chickens questions. None has ever answered why they cross roads.They are either being obstinate, or just stupid--in which case they couldn't read a clock.
( LS18,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:19,
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As we determined on Sunday, chickens cross roads in an attempt to replicate the Abbey Road album cover Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 0:54,
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Mine were actual breading on chicken parts. Some chicken is breaded with such as corn flakes
( LS18,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 19:10,
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Curling counts as gym, right?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:08,
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If it's part of the Olympics, it's gotta be good for you! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:30,
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I see no curlers. Smears at best.
( unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think.,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 23:27,
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Curling one out
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 20 Feb 2018, 3:41,
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The seamless ones are the best ones! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:23,
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Had to look at this for a long time, it looked like a tennis ball hitting a cymbal at first mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:49,
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5 minutes watching that. That's my circles closed for the day.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 17:57,
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:o)from the top, 5, 6, 7, 8!
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:43,
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i need new glassesi read that as anal luggage :/
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 16:55,
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Pretty good, as carrots go3.5 stars on my carrot rating
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:24,
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TED NUGENT CARES NOTHING FOR YOUR RATINGS mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 18:50,
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Oh yeah?Have you actually *asked him* about this?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:04,
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Just look in his eyes mediocre, are those the eyes of a man filled with carrot-ratings-related doubts? mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:11,
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Can you ask him what he thinks of this one, please?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 19:22,
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fuck I didn't realize I was getting into it with a carrot expert, I'm out of my depth here mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:23,
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Some people are a bit fanatical when it comes to carrots
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 21:28,
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I LIKED THIS SONG BACK IN 68 AND IT STILL ROCKS, BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE GUITAR LICK. BUT IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT. HE IS ALL TOUGH, BUT WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME T5O HAVE BULLE4TS WIZ BY HIS HEAD, HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME. FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS. EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE, IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:10,
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I miss MIKETARS1, taken 2 sun drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 Feb 2018, 22:23,
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